Working With A Muslim

[halleification]

To the all Muslims its time is time to let go and laugh at ourselves...xD



[msm96]

NOT funny.. 

[rikkyb84]

Haha! Funny - because it's true!

[xniebla]

mashallah!!!! hahahahahah very funny and very true!!!!

:D :D

[spankula123]

Yay. Muslims are funny too, see? We're peaceful, too. Just turn on the news and see the peaceful acts we do all over the world to infidels! Yay!

[TheRockZH]

Muhamad loves this video

/watch?v=Q-KRHXssauI

[madalion1]

SHES COMING ...... ..thats funny

[UORA75]

I love it :D

[TAHiNA607]

brilliant

[motasem112]

silly

[TheQ824]

So Silly

i clean my leg 5 times every time , you clean your face once or two time every day

maybe never

[kamalinov]

nice work may allah bless u

[HalfLifeFan91]

It's a nice video, but about the eating in front of Muslims thing... Muslims, the reason why us non-Muslims generally don't want to eat in front of you during Ramadan is out of courtesy, not because we freak out... I mean you go without food for a long time and then there we are eating a big sandwich in front of you, which seems a bit rude to us. We have that with Christmas and Easter cards too... we usually change them to "Seasons Greetings" cards to make them less religion-specific...

[Jen32484]

It wasn't meant 2 b insulting. I'm a Muslim myself and I found it funny.

[drfawadkmc]

You would never see any Muslim making fun of other religions, this shows how respectable and great people Muslims are...Shame on those who make such videos...My ALLAH show you the right path, amin

[zhaafiz]

@drfawadkmc I am muslim i dont see nothing wrong with thiss video it is really funny i was lol

[xsggsx]

This video is a bit like a mockery but i guess it was made with good intentions so its ok?

[noshak]

Funny and informative. Thanks for uploading.

[Jen32484]

This is hilarious, lol.

[happyOni]

love this vid! great little tibbits of information for people to know but put in a comedic way ^_^ <3 <3 <3

[tansamk]

@UmmahTube not really. thier not mocking islam, just informing non muslims and muslims alike. its not bad

[JegHarEnLillePik]

why do muslims were that bag over their heads??

i really dont get why a woman needs to hide her beauty in such a way??

If god wanted women to hide their beauty then he would either not have created women as beautiful or have provided women with skin to cover their head.

[Welle92]

@JegHarEnLillePik

because you have a small dick

[starnerd1001]

@JegHarEnLillePik I hate reading comments or hearing from ignorant people like you. So frankly....Fuck you.

[HeilSaad]

@JegHarEnLillePik him

First i want to tell you why the Muslims girl hide their beauty ....let's say you have an awsome Jewelry would you keep it safe with you or you expose it and let everybody touch it...?

[3azzamy]

@JegHarEnLillePik if you are a jew or christian then don't object. Because Hijab is part of Christianity and Judaism like Islam. If you are atheist then I will ask. If you are good man with a good Job but bald, will women accept you? Women say yes. But if you meet a good woman with good job but bald, will you accept her? Men will say no. Why? Because the hair which cost 5$ for nice haircut is not like the hair which cost 200$ for nice haircut. you see my point? Men are attracted to women's hair

[Viperstings]

OMG.. i was rolling on the floor laughin my head off!! lol... jazakAllah for uploading this!! :D:D

[jnjons23]

fuck off rag head.

[abbienetvision]

Great vid...5 stars

[Ali2m]

haha

[gamalmorisi]

what a nice and funny video,,

[alfatourist]

Americans are generally very friendlier people. I have been here for so long that I hardly know about any other place but America. It is wiser to avoid arrogant comments, when one does not know if one or ones family members would be alive tomorrow, or for how long. Arrogant comments are due to shallowness, misguidance, or hate. Hate is a disease of heart, and needs treatment, regardless of what one professes to be ones religion. Ones actions should be to earn rewards from Allah, not show off.

[ilayda23]

its soo ridiculous

[Flat12A]

waste

[samoo0708]

the best part is the hug part by tht paki dude...lmaooo, but i mean serioulsy if u dont wanna give a gurl a hug...why would u go to the party from the begining??? btw, im muslim

[masriyamagnoona]

looooooooool this is so true.. hahha Especially the wudu part..lol

[signorina17]

I pity you

[alfatourist]

They are not mocking anyone or Islam. They are simply presenting in a light way, what Muslims in the west have to deal with to be able to pray in the middle of the day, and follow the rules of Islam. I have been sneaking into conference, hardware or some empty room to pray zohar. And, sometime you get distracted when somebody walks in the middle of your prayer. Also, it is funny, you have to quickly complete you wash your feet to avoid somebody noticing. This video is real & funny.

[AISHAwasaCHILD]

Maybe then this superstition of yours is incompatible with our athiest country, and you should return to your proper home. We don`t want all this fucking bullshit.

[GlamoOur94]

Im sure no body needs to touch you or buy you acholol or go nutsa for doing wudu or whatever if some ne does ask u can just tell them why i cant - if they wantt o shake hands with you explain to them why you cant or whatever

[alkab78]

dont waste time to excuse your doing to nonbelivers! If they really want the knowledge, let the them show real interest, otherwise they will just make a fool of you, trying hard to explain why this and that. Dont waste time on unserious kufar. may allah accept my comment.

[sonrosado]

That is not true. I am a non-believer but am happy to learn about Islam as I want to respect my Muslim friends and help them feel comfortable. I don't want to make them unconvert.

[rubydo24]

@sonrosado Thank you! I really appreciate it.

[alkab78]

ha ha ha....noooot!

[alkab78]

audubillah!

[muhammed2012]

Thiis iis Soo Not Hiilarious

[1gettobaby]

this aint even funny...

[MrHaseebk19]

I thought it was kinda funny at the beginning, but then it jus started to take the mick abit too much. Muslims remember, Australia is one of the most racist places in the world. So i kinda realised that it means to take the mick out of muslms. :|

[ravollino]

You must have suffered a great deal! I wish you have your wits take a new start elswhere. But if you try to vent off your hatred for Islam, may Allah help you to find the right path. Amiiine

[q8fan]

they think that they are making fun at islam but actualy they are making fun at them selves and they dont know .

thanks to God im a muslim

[9:65] If you ask them, they would say, "We were only mocking and kidding." Say, "Do you realize that you are mocking GOD, and His revelations, and His messenger?"

[ihatereality94]

proud to be muslim

[nashmi83]

I think that is funny....

[aquino46]

If you are an immigrant it's great that you love the United States or Europe and that you want to make a life for yourself in your new country, I'm all for that and I respect it. But I know one too many Muslims that just complain about anything Westernized as corrupt and anti -Islamic. If you hate us so much, go live under the Taliban government, they are trully Islamic.

[pinkylife91]

i think that you are overating in this vedio muslims are much simple than you think

[AyanleHaybe1]

well, i think u discern this is youtube, not an english class, i dont worry about spelling as long as someone understand me, if you dont, u either ask clarification as u did or just leave it. Indeed, I often leave some of the letters of a word in order to make it short. Its a way to say wat i want convey effiecently due to the small space is available to me. thanks

[adamamida]

Very funny. A good sketch.

[AyanleHaybe1]

aquino46, i dont know if u r illerate, or mentally ill. U may considering urself American, but who r real Americans first? Muslims living US aren't different than Jewis, christians. U immigrated, we did. U aren't patriotist or love US more than I do. So, dont blind urself and talk like a kid. Muslims were victims of White slavers who denied their rights 4 centuries in US, My brothers serve in the army. Dont label muslims as aliens, we love US more than u do and forget rules of Foriegn Despots

[adamamida]

What does "illerate" mean? Or do you mean "illiterate" because if you do thats just ironic because you can not spell very well.

[aquino46]

Please, spare the white guilt trip for someone who cares. If I was illiterate I wouldn't be able to type, get your terms straight. Yes, this is a country of immigrants, but this is also a country where freedom of speech is highly regarded. Muslim leaders would like to change that and pass a law prohibiting people from speaking negativelly about islam. This is just an example of how, at the core, the teachings of the quran can be incompatible with the American ideals of civil rights.

[AyanleHaybe1]

first of all, you makind obstacles for those becoming muslims. U are not making fun of muslims and god does not like that. I understand the freedom of press, u get understand its limitations. I think its god's judgment of your words, but consider denounciation and degrading towards muslims thou see some covering with Nikab, not sure its real. Finally, because muslims clean themsleves for praying time does ot mean they put their huge feet on the sink. there proper ways to take ablush in Islam.

[aquino46]

Muslims are not forced to move to western countries, if they don't like it here stay in your Muslims states...I know it sounds harsh but there is no special treatment for Christian in countries like saudi A., Bibles are not even allowed there. I have just seen way to many people complaining about having to be "Westernized" if you don't like it move to Iran...

[Aliyah777]

Ehmm i was born in a western country and i didnt choose that:S (some muslims are europian,american) Not all muslims are arabs or immigrants ect.

[aquino46]

That is a very obvious statement....my sugestion is, if a Muslim- immigrant, arab, European, or whatever- doesn't like the west there is always the option of moving into a country like Saudi Arabia and getting the full Islamic experience instead of complaining about the west...

[nickolayer]

"U are not making fun of muslims and god does not like that."

A Freudian slip? Your sentence implies that God likes making fun of Muslims...

[sexyabe]

lol washing his feet in sink. allahu masali wasalam

[billwilburforce]

Behold, the wisdom of Muhammad....

Women, donkeys & Dogs

Volume 1, Book 9, Number 493:

Narrated 'Aisha:

The things which annual prayer were mentioned before me (and those were): a dog, a donkey and a woman. I said, "You have compared us (women) to donkeys and dogs.

[MrAdel2112]

Muslims don't want to know this.

There is no proof of Muhammad's encounters with an angel in his entire life!

No proof. Check the Quran. Not a single proof !!

Muhammad told lies about meeting an angel.

Muhammad had to lie about angels to start a new religion Islam. This a fact !!

Muhammad is a false prophet !

[23sfrb]

# The announcement of the special birth came before conception. Lk.1:26-31.

The announcement of the special birth came after conception. Mt.1:18-21.

# Jesus' parents were told of their son's future greatness. Mt.1:18-21; Lk.1:28-35.

Jesus' parents knew nothing of their son's potential. Lk.2:48-50.

# The angel told Joseph. Mt.1:20.

The angel told Mary. Lk.1:28.

# There were 28 generations from David to Jesus. Mt.1:17.

There were 43 generations from David to Jesus. Lk.3:23-31.

[YemenLuly]

yeah right! ur the one who should check the Quran!

[NaseerHammed]

MrAdel2112

Another shell account!!! created by the former cutlet... look at the join date may 12, 2009. No down loads of funny or music or political videos, first action? Attack muslims. Its all the same person my friends, Blue army, ProudshemaleJCouraged are all one person

[baseemahAli]

mashaAllah

very funny and true

[23sfrb]

# Jacob was Joseph's father. Mt.1:16.

Heli was Joseph's father. Lk.3:23.

# He was to be called Emmanuel. Mt.1:23.

He was called Jesus. Mt.1:25.

# Joseph, Mary, and Jesus flee to Egypt while Herod slaughters all males under 2 years old. Mt.2:13-16. (Note: Jesus' cousin, John, was also under 2 and survived without having to flee.)

Joseph, Mary, and Jesus did not flee to Egypt, but remained for temple rituals. No slaughter of infants is mentioned! Lk.2:21-39.

[oskarhasdinor]

Salam,

This is the best way to inform/educate the non-muslim about us especially the westerner's. I will forward this video to all of my western colleagues...

Wasalam....

[muslimscourge]

the best way to educate a non muslim about a muslim is to show him/her a film of the World Trade Center on 911 or the video of Daniel Pearl or a video of a muslim women buried from the neck down being stoned to death or the statistics of rapes and murders of women and children in Darfur or the videos of palestinians grabbing children and holding them at chest level as they run from Israeli soldiers or footage of incinerated women and children by taliban trying to frame America. That is islam.

[TsuFC]

I agree, lol.

[SheiRaga]

that wudu part is aaaallll me!! lol Masha Allah! And the no-touching! haha JazakAllah peace

[FatimaZhara18]

lmao

so hilarious^^

[MIZZBORAMA]

loooooooooooolz hillarious i swear i see many ppl look like they just had a shower specially the guys, bless them masha allah

[PainfulDog]

Muslims living in the west eat kuffaar shit every day.

[bouzehouane01]

that was ironic but we are not as mush boring as they showed , it' s just a sketch of humour!

[DonnGiovanni]

hahahahahahaha,,,,,that was really reallly fonny,,,,Greetings all

[afrogirlandfamily]

lol. that's funny.

[saarraahx]

ahh this is really funny!! but mashaallah very nice