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  • But i want to blue my child

  • Basicaly you are teaching you kid they cant do ANYTHING non eco friendly.

    gratz, like anybody would do that cruel thing.

  • how to teach your child to become a hippie.

  • thats sad how some of you are small minded and call people who actually try to do good for the environment "hippies" or tree huggers , if we don not do anything now in our time the ones who are gonna suffer the consequences of our actions are gonna be the children of the future! think about that for a minute and stop being so small minded and do something good for once!

  • Step 1: Get Green Paint Step 2 : Paint Your Child. DONE!!!!

  • i fell bad for that girl

  • Make a tutorial of "How to blue your child"

  • LOL Is it weird to say that I love the music that's being played? xD

  • just paint them...

  • DAMNIT! I thought this would make my child green! Oh well, I guess I'll have to do it old fashioned *sigh* -Gets out green paint and starts painting child green-

  • @iBurryful lol so funny i want to be painted green

  • A spoon>

  • Step 1: get a green marker

    Step 2: open the marker

    step 3: paint your child

    Gratz! your child is green

  • that dads cool i dont kno why just i just like him

  • i dont understand some of you people, how is recycling a bad thing? why is it horrible to teach children to reuse things and care about the environment.........

  • @lilhotie80squeen bus gives poulition

  • that dad is really creepy

  • How to green your child: throw a bucket of green paint on him/her

    did you know yellow is the most underrated color ever.

  • @morrisandlola idiots come in all colors.

  • @ wooowbrad and nama129 it soo does not turn your kid into a freak!! I for one,a kid, think that these tips are AWESOME!!!!!!(Awesome was said in an manly voice):D

  • aww the kid in this video is adorablee

  • Here's how I'm doing it...

  • Like Earth Hour, I'm celebrating soviet dictator Vladimir Lenins birthday/Earth Day by using as much energy, electricity & fuel as I can afford. I'm leaving the refrigerator open while I make my sandwiches, lights on & turning on the headlights of both of my SUVs tonight for a couple of hours with engines running so the batteries don't die.

    Just because I can.

    And I don't care if there's a "Lennin Connection", they could change the date for that alone, other similar things get changed.

  • Then telling them why.

  • umm....my kids watched this and they said that it will turn kids who do this into freaks

  • @nama129 omg!

  • AKA, how to turn your kid into a freak who all of the other kids make fun of. scar them for life by forcing them to wear a hemp bag in elementary school and teach them not to accept any materials a teacher gives them unless they are recyclable.

  • DID HE SAY HEMP??????

  • yesssss....? y

  • your will need soooo no more child?

  • HAHAHAHAH.. fooock, thats funny!

  • you will need recycled pencils book and paper  yeah Im sure the child would like recycled stuff for instinst spray your child with green spray just like what tv4polo said CONGRATZ YOU KILLED IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

  • How to green your child

    ingredients

    green spray paint

    step 1

    spray uoir child

    CONGRTZ YOU KILLED IT

  • lol

  • I have the same toothpaste!! xD

  • Rly? A fucking shoe box?

    Wen ur kid is grown up, if u do this crap I guarantee she's gona be one of those long haired losers who has 2 friends and wears colorful cloths with no sence of style..

    So comon guys, let's make crap into lessuseful and ugly crap. :)

  • It's a child's art project, not the Mona Lisa.

  • there called hippies

  • do what jeremy clarkson says. 'get a range rover and warm britain up!

  • Aww the little kid is so cute!

  • Too expensive.

  • How to kill a tree hugging animal loving city fool that has no clue about weather and agriculter and has to watch a show on how to do generic like stuff! Step1 Buy a gun! Step 2 buy a bullet step 3 Put it in there head! One less CITY GREEN IDIOT in this world!!

  • Yes teach your kids to be "eco friendly" also teach them how the government has hijacked the green movement to push a carbon tax.

  • Yea teach your kids obamas a theif and a liar!

  • It is not Obama, he is a puppet just like Bush they might as well be family, it is the entire system, I am not on the side of ignorance and hate either.

  • all of them have been puppets since jfk! plus the system it self is a failure!

  • That I will agree.

  • We should make a toilet thats eco friendly to? That will filter your Co2 shit that you enviros release into the ozone! Better yet we should just invent exhaust pipes for enviros! So they can shove it up there ass and release clean air into the environment save the planet put an exhaust pipe in your ass!!

  • The Earth naturally has a way to root out the waste, like mass extinction we are just a tumor on the Earth it will shake us and bounce back maybe the next intelligent life won't be so insanely stupid and arrogant, I agree the planet we inhabit should be kept clean but we can't even save ourselves from ourselves what the fuck do we think were gonna do with a fucking shoe box and a "Garden Project".Your a piece of shit if you don't follow this bullshit but it's okay for us to kill others in war?

  • 0:54 does he say: "or HEMP" hahahahahaha marijuana!!!

  • Marijuana is a Mexican slang term they used to associate with Hemp in order to push there propaganda on you and make you think it's bad for you just like the old films.(Exp:Reefer Madness)

  • yeah hemp is a strand of the marijuana plant that cannot actually get you high

  • Don't forget the constant exposure to the most heinous LIES the leftists can cram down her throat for the whole of her education...and a brown shirt job to help Osama stay in power you idiot communist assholes too bad that child will NEVER know good old American FREEDOM but I can see your type does not care for that...just PC twaddle and a stipend is all she will ever know while the brain police eliminate all opposition and bury the intellectuals like in Hitler Germany you sick idiots...........

  • Well said. Well said indeed, mazakman1957. Get Hannitized everyone.

  • I have the feeling you own a gun...

  • just go buy some spray paint,spray the kids from head to toe.hell,they might even catch a buzz from the fumes,the lucky little bastards

  • wow i didnt know about this it is very interesting you see this is one of the reasons why i like you tube its such a great learning tool.

  • fuck being environmentally friendly

  • this is retarded who would watch this crap

  • well you are

  • Many people raise their children to be thoughtless and selfish, because they are themselves. My husband is from America and gee I had to practically re-train him! He was clueless. Didn't know how to chop an onion or cook anything... and had no idea about reclycling. Our kids will be taught to recycle and respect the environment. But that said, I don't think sticking glittery crap on a box is 'recycling' and I would not teach my kids such nonsense.

  • Ultimately, in the end, it's your kids choice to be environmentally friendly or not. You can do your best to teach them.

  • who would be so retarded

  • people who live in the country actually have very clean lungs compared to people who live in the city so :) reducing emissions is actually better for you ^_^

  • No they don't, people in the country have extreme respiratory issues, cancers and other health problems due to the pesticides and chemicals used on the farmlands. You would have to go to a remote area where there was no large scale farming.

  • Where's the "How to be a Douchebag" video in this series?

    Oh wait...

  • hemp bags r u serios

  • hemp is used for tons of things, not just smoking :)

  • it isn't even that good for smoking.. you're thinking of marajunana

  • generally, people tend to associate them as the same thing, if they don't know any better. which is the impression i got from that post. hence my comment :)

  • fair do's

  • Or instead of reducing the less-then-1%-of-all-carbon-emm­isions footprint by making your kids get bullied into thinking global warming is a scam designed to kill people, you could teach people how do actually do something useful.

    Such as informing them not to go insane about the environment and explaining why global warming happens.

  • this has to be a joke. The 'green' idea really has some people brainwashed

  • WTF IS THIS

  • if you were really green, you'd be amish, damn hypocrites

  • "If you're consistent, eco friendly choices will become a way of life for them too."

    If you're consistent, being made fun of and being called a fag every day will become a way of life for them too.

    Seriously.. HEMP bags?! Way to get your kid bullied.

  • Wow, this video was linked to a video about shrooms

  • This video is insanity !

  • who cares we all gonna die in 2012 nyway ..

  • who said???

  • look it up on youtube ''doomsday 2021"

  • When did the green movement start to become a religion? That is what it has become. We better start sueing our schools for violation of church and state.

  • I dont think we can save the Earth from harm. its already harmed by 4 nuclear bombs dropped and the fallout into the atmosphere. I save stuff to save money so I can get some kickass stuff. Being green helps the ozone layer from being destroyed, BUT NOT prevent it.

  • thats so true and so sad 2....

  • I cant belive i wasted all that time... Wait i dident waste it... Cant belive how much greener it is to do stuff with other people and even to bring your own bag and ceramic cup.

  • wow..what's with so much immature comments from some people?

  • apparently they come from the breed of people who teach their kids to beat the crap outta the kids who are smarter than them. :)

  • you're a good father :)

    forget the 99% of comments made by stupid kids trained like douche bags...

    how can they be so stupid ? I read comments about "beating up" and stuff...damn..some american parents are really stupid....they're training insecure kids who needs to beat someone just cause they aren't intelligent enough to TALK..

    btw..please..I had some "bad instructions" in my life..so..consider this suggestion : gave her a musical instrument (of her choice) it really opens mind ;)

    Regards ;)

  • First of all,its good to be green.You know if it weren;t for going green the whole earth would probably not be here and we all burned up because of the Ozone layer got too small or even worse,disappeared because of Idiots today not recycling,using Toxins,and chemicals in the air.One day when that eventually happens you wont be thinking that Going Green is a bunch of bullshit,you'd probably be thinking that you probably should have not been a retarded idiot and recycled and went green instead.

  • Please rename this series to "How to Suck Al Gore's Dick."

  • stupid cheeky useless kid...

  • being green is a load of shit to begin with

  • o.o And the final step: "Don't wonder why your kids hate you."

  • wow, i feel bad for the kids who have parents that actually do this crap with them! This was insane!!! :(

  • I feel bad for children whose parents tell them NOTHING of global warming or being environmentally aware. Kids need to learn early on that in order to keep our planet healthy, we need to live like we give a damn.

  • Last step take your child to the hospital in an electric ambulance after the other kids beat the shit out of him.

  • Did you know... hippies shouldn't reproduce anyway, so whats the point of this video?

  • brain washing !!!!!!!!

  • I am glad that i am not child in the current whit the new world order and all

  • ehhhh distroy all who do not obey .....hah

  • shut upo

  • haha hemp bookbag

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  • no lean esto el 13 de octubre de 1991

    un niño llamado nick se tiro de un puente devido a problemas familiares

    si ya leiste esto deves copiar y pegar

    en otros 5 videos mas o si no

    nick vendra por toda tu familia

    haslo o moriran porfavor hasme caso

    yo lo lei y lo hise

  • How the hell did i click on this ? lol

  • Agreed, i was watching the simpsons, how the hell did i click on this crap?

  • i fail to see how this is similar to kabuki theatre.... I guess if you pay youtube enough, your video can be related to anything...

  • Do people need a video to figure this out? :-|

  • They failed to mention that perhaps "Dad" ought to use less than a gallon of shit in his hair each morning.

  • completely agree! bad hair day...

  • Music was really cool, but lets be honest while this would help the child respect the environment, it would cause a MAJOR problem if the parents didnt follow the rules themselves.

  • :DDD

    The title of this made me think it was Wicked-related ^_^'

  • porfavor no lea esto

    el 13 de octubre de 1991

    un niño llamado nick se tiro de un puente devido a problemas familiares

    si ya leiste esto deves copiar y pegar

    en otros 5 videos mas o si no

    nick vendra por toda tu familia

    haslo o moriran porfavor hasme caso

    yo lo lei y lo hise

  • STEP 5: teach your kid to grow weed.

  • back pack made of hemp,

    any one else see kids lighting their packs on fire and intaking the fumes?

  • only if they live in the states where you might aswell

  • Hopefully most kids will be more educated than that!!

  • Yes, thanks for telling me how I can dumb my child down further and deny him the knowledge of how the climate really works. Thanks, because I want my child to grow up to be a clueless, uneducated, self-righteous, morally bankrupt piece of shit that only believes in politically motivated pseudoscience because it makes him feel like a good person, you fucking wastes.

  • You... are awesome. I have nothing to add. Well said.

  • Oh, you don't have to worry about greening your child... The public school system will be sure to do it for you!

  • lol

  • id rather have pink child

  • This is sick!

    Fuck the new world order!

  • Right on bro!

  • Oh, I get it !

    It's kinda like making little, brain washed, enviro-Nazis !

  • Green dye works well, and lasts about a week. You will have to reapply. Warning: other kids might laugh at your "green child" But he can convince them to dye themselves green as well.

  • The title should read, "How to load your child with even more sensless guilt"

  • OH no global warming were all going to die FUCK OFF liberal hippy nothing but propaganda

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  • Momma? Can't we just put the USA in a big cage, waiting till the environment killed every single person there, so they stop ruining the environment of everyone on this planet?

  • Momma? Why are the stupid Europeans always blaming America for everything? Why aren't they bothered by pollution from Russia or China? Why can't they think for themselves, instead of just accepting media propaganda? Why Momma, why?

  • damn son, dbviewer just kinda owned you.

  • This is incredibly sick.

  • Most of these death worshiping liberal cult members feel to guilty to have kids, anyway.

    Good riddance, as they are certainly the weak link in the genepool and we should be happy to rid ourselves of their gullibility and mental weakness.

  • This video is inspiring... in how awful it is. "How to douchebag your child' is more like it. Why not instill the unearned sense of superiority that went into making this propaganda piece while you're at it?

  • u planted that plant in a disposable cup moron

  • step one: stop pumping out future soldier slave consumers

  • lol i thought this was ment as a funny video

    its so exadurated, and the song ... i lol'ed :P

  • Fred is a bitch

  • This is ridiculous.

    What the hell is wrong with all of the ecofreaks?

  • They deeply regret that you father didn't use "real rubber condoms" : they don't break..

  • Nice grammar, champ.

  • Désolé connard je suis français ,

    Pero si te da la gana podemos seguir en espanol jodido huevon, oder auf deutch arch loch , anche en italiano testa di catso.

    but I guess you won't be able to spell "grammar" in any of these languages without help.

  • Tu as raison complètement... Laissez ces américains monolinguistes détruirent vôtre planète...

  • I hate when ppl bring bags to the shop where i work, halfway done bagging they "remember" they have them and i gotta do it again XD

  • i looove your videos. keep educating us with more green tips!!

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  • Hemp has no THC in it.

  • Man u guys make a lot of videos

  • 1:32 RAWR! haha.

    great video, i would use these tips if i had offspring.

  • why is this even here?

    btw

    howd ya write FЯED

  • Just paint his/her clothes green >.>

  • good one xD

  • omg we should jsut get over this going green fad that is all it is in a couple of years when scientists say that things are "better" we are not going to do any of these things

  • lolz.

    my friend's skirt was made out of hemp, which is the part of weed that isn't smoked.

    so she was walking around on the street and telling random people

    "my skirt's made out of weed!"

  • smoke that hemp

  • expose it to a nuke and make it mad... it'l grow and go green.

  • Why not buy the vinal binder, its already made? What are they going to do, un-make it.

  • if a lo of ppl dont buy it they stop making them

  • Yes you're right, why don't you go on meth ? It is already made, and they don't want to unmake it neither. And maybe after on month of meth you will be so destroy that you'll spare us your first degree, low minded coments

  • screw u

  • drop him/her in a huge thing of paint?