thats sad how some of you are small minded and call people who actually try to do good for the environment "hippies" or tree huggers , if we don not do anything now in our time the ones who are gonna suffer the consequences of our actions are gonna be the children of the future! think about that for a minute and stop being so small minded and do something good for once!
DAMNIT! I thought this would make my child green! Oh well, I guess I'll have to do it old fashioned *sigh* -Gets out green paint and starts painting child green-
i dont understand some of you people, how is recycling a bad thing? why is it horrible to teach children to reuse things and care about the environment.........
@ wooowbrad and nama129 it soo does not turn your kid into a freak!! I for one,a kid, think that these tips are AWESOME!!!!!!(Awesome was said in an manly voice):D
Like Earth Hour, I'm celebrating soviet dictator Vladimir Lenins birthday/Earth Day by using as much energy, electricity & fuel as I can afford. I'm leaving the refrigerator open while I make my sandwiches, lights on & turning on the headlights of both of my SUVs tonight for a couple of hours with engines running so the batteries don't die.
Just because I can.
And I don't care if there's a "Lennin Connection", they could change the date for that alone, other similar things get changed.
AKA, how to turn your kid into a freak who all of the other kids make fun of. scar them for life by forcing them to wear a hemp bag in elementary school and teach them not to accept any materials a teacher gives them unless they are recyclable.
I think the best way to reduce carbon emissions in the west is to have an immigration moratorium. Statistics clearly show the USA population grew by 100 million in the last 40 years and nearly all the growth was due to immigration.
The west could drasically reduce carbon emissions with a reduction in immigration and population and would have nearly stable growth in the USA with a moratorium on immigration.
you will need recycled pencils book and paper yeah Im sure the child would like recycled stuff for instinst spray your child with green spray just like what tv4polo said CONGRATZ YOU KILLED IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Wen ur kid is grown up, if u do this crap I guarantee she's gona be one of those long haired losers who has 2 friends and wears colorful cloths with no sence of style..
So comon guys, let's make crap into lessuseful and ugly crap. :)
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Screw all of this green crap---Once the whole country is shutdown and out of work because of the carbon capping pushed by a bunch of dweebs they will all start crying for something to be done about that as well. We can reduce all we want--the rest of the world is not and will not follow. Go to China today...you barely get off the plane before you see the pollution in the air. Our contribution will be insignificant at best.
How to kill a tree hugging animal loving city fool that has no clue about weather and agriculter and has to watch a show on how to do generic like stuff! Step1 Buy a gun! Step 2 buy a bullet step 3 Put it in there head! One less CITY GREEN IDIOT in this world!!
It is not Obama, he is a puppet just like Bush they might as well be family, it is the entire system, I am not on the side of ignorance and hate either.
We should make a toilet thats eco friendly to? That will filter your Co2 shit that you enviros release into the ozone! Better yet we should just invent exhaust pipes for enviros! So they can shove it up there ass and release clean air into the environment save the planet put an exhaust pipe in your ass!!
The Earth naturally has a way to root out the waste, like mass extinction we are just a tumor on the Earth it will shake us and bounce back maybe the next intelligent life won't be so insanely stupid and arrogant, I agree the planet we inhabit should be kept clean but we can't even save ourselves from ourselves what the fuck do we think were gonna do with a fucking shoe box and a "Garden Project".Your a piece of shit if you don't follow this bullshit but it's okay for us to kill others in war?
in 1908 a lady named sally rusa was in the woods looking for a dog until a ghost came and killed her so if ur reading this u will find a bloody body in your closet hanging there haunting you and will kill you and ur family and if u want to stop this just sends this to 6 videos in 30 mins or this will happen good luc
Marijuana is a Mexican slang term they used to associate with Hemp in order to push there propaganda on you and make you think it's bad for you just like the old films.(Exp:Reefer Madness)
Don't forget the constant exposure to the most heinous LIES the leftists can cram down her throat for the whole of her education...and a brown shirt job to help Osama stay in power you idiot communist assholes too bad that child will NEVER know good old American FREEDOM but I can see your type does not care for that...just PC twaddle and a stipend is all she will ever know while the brain police eliminate all opposition and bury the intellectuals like in Hitler Germany you sick idiots...........
Many people raise their children to be thoughtless and selfish, because they are themselves. My husband is from America and gee I had to practically re-train him! He was clueless. Didn't know how to chop an onion or cook anything... and had no idea about reclycling. Our kids will be taught to recycle and respect the environment. But that said, I don't think sticking glittery crap on a box is 'recycling' and I would not teach my kids such nonsense.
people who live in the country actually have very clean lungs compared to people who live in the city so :) reducing emissions is actually better for you ^_^
No they don't, people in the country have extreme respiratory issues, cancers and other health problems due to the pesticides and chemicals used on the farmlands. You would have to go to a remote area where there was no large scale farming.
generally, people tend to associate them as the same thing, if they don't know any better. which is the impression i got from that post. hence my comment :)
Or instead of reducing the less-then-1%-of-all-carbon-emmisions footprint by making your kids get bullied into thinking global warming is a scam designed to kill people, you could teach people how do actually do something useful.
Such as informing them not to go insane about the environment and explaining why global warming happens.
When did the green movement start to become a religion? That is what it has become. We better start sueing our schools for violation of church and state.
I dont think we can save the Earth from harm. its already harmed by 4 nuclear bombs dropped and the fallout into the atmosphere. I save stuff to save money so I can get some kickass stuff. Being green helps the ozone layer from being destroyed, BUT NOT prevent it.
I cant belive i wasted all that time... Wait i dident waste it... Cant belive how much greener it is to do stuff with other people and even to bring your own bag and ceramic cup.
forget the 99% of comments made by stupid kids trained like douche bags...
how can they be so stupid ? I read comments about "beating up" and stuff...damn..some american parents are really stupid....they're training insecure kids who needs to beat someone just cause they aren't intelligent enough to TALK..
btw..please..I had some "bad instructions" in my life..so..consider this suggestion : gave her a musical instrument (of her choice) it really opens mind ;)
First of all,its good to be green.You know if it weren;t for going green the whole earth would probably not be here and we all burned up because of the Ozone layer got too small or even worse,disappeared because of Idiots today not recycling,using Toxins,and chemicals in the air.One day when that eventually happens you wont be thinking that Going Green is a bunch of bullshit,you'd probably be thinking that you probably should have not been a retarded idiot and recycled and went green instead.
I feel bad for children whose parents tell them NOTHING of global warming or being environmentally aware. Kids need to learn early on that in order to keep our planet healthy, we need to live like we give a damn.
Music was really cool, but lets be honest while this would help the child respect the environment, it would cause a MAJOR problem if the parents didnt follow the rules themselves.
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Yes, thanks for telling me how I can dumb my child down further and deny him the knowledge of how the climate really works. Thanks, because I want my child to grow up to be a clueless, uneducated, self-righteous, morally bankrupt piece of shit that only believes in politically motivated pseudoscience because it makes him feel like a good person, you fucking wastes.
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Green dye works well, and lasts about a week. You will have to reapply. Warning: other kids might laugh at your "green child" But he can convince them to dye themselves green as well.
Momma? Can't we just put the USA in a big cage, waiting till the environment killed every single person there, so they stop ruining the environment of everyone on this planet?
Momma? Why are the stupid Europeans always blaming America for everything? Why aren't they bothered by pollution from Russia or China? Why can't they think for themselves, instead of just accepting media propaganda? Why Momma, why?
This video is inspiring... in how awful it is. "How to douchebag your child' is more like it. Why not instill the unearned sense of superiority that went into making this propaganda piece while you're at it?
omg we should jsut get over this going green fad that is all it is in a couple of years when scientists say that things are "better" we are not going to do any of these things
Yes you're right, why don't you go on meth ? It is already made, and they don't want to unmake it neither. And maybe after on month of meth you will be so destroy that you'll spare us your first degree, low minded coments
But i want to blue my child
FinnyMorris 1 week ago
Basicaly you are teaching you kid they cant do ANYTHING non eco friendly.
gratz, like anybody would do that cruel thing.
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thats sad how some of you are small minded and call people who actually try to do good for the environment "hippies" or tree huggers , if we don not do anything now in our time the ones who are gonna suffer the consequences of our actions are gonna be the children of the future! think about that for a minute and stop being so small minded and do something good for once!
chocolatechick729 6 months ago
Step 1: Get Green Paint Step 2 : Paint Your Child. DONE!!!!
jackaroot123 6 months ago
i fell bad for that girl
MRPIMP62 7 months ago
Make a tutorial of "How to blue your child"
RUL1S88 8 months ago 5
LOL Is it weird to say that I love the music that's being played? xD
PoptropicaLover 8 months ago 3
just paint them...
HELLPINAVENGER 8 months ago 2
DAMNIT! I thought this would make my child green! Oh well, I guess I'll have to do it old fashioned *sigh* -Gets out green paint and starts painting child green-
iBurryful 10 months ago 2
@iBurryful lol so funny i want to be painted green
sweety3611 8 months ago
A spoon>
SoftballAllStar01222 10 months ago
Step 1: get a green marker
Step 2: open the marker
step 3: paint your child
Gratz! your child is green
omerio911 1 year ago 3
that dads cool i dont kno why just i just like him
yoNumero1lilMija 1 year ago
i dont understand some of you people, how is recycling a bad thing? why is it horrible to teach children to reuse things and care about the environment.........
MegaCherryCat 1 year ago
@lilhotie80squeen bus gives poulition
agentlj10 1 year ago
that dad is really creepy
sahills 1 year ago
How to green your child: throw a bucket of green paint on him/her
did you know yellow is the most underrated color ever.
morrisandlola 1 year ago 5
@morrisandlola idiots come in all colors.
bluehoneycomb 1 year ago
@ wooowbrad and nama129 it soo does not turn your kid into a freak!! I for one,a kid, think that these tips are AWESOME!!!!!!(Awesome was said in an manly voice):D
Ecoanimegrl75 1 year ago
aww the kid in this video is adorablee
crayolamunchie 1 year ago
Here's how I'm doing it...
PalomarJack 1 year ago
Like Earth Hour, I'm celebrating soviet dictator Vladimir Lenins birthday/Earth Day by using as much energy, electricity & fuel as I can afford. I'm leaving the refrigerator open while I make my sandwiches, lights on & turning on the headlights of both of my SUVs tonight for a couple of hours with engines running so the batteries don't die.
Just because I can.
And I don't care if there's a "Lennin Connection", they could change the date for that alone, other similar things get changed.
PalomarJack 1 year ago 2
Then telling them why.
PalomarJack 1 year ago
umm....my kids watched this and they said that it will turn kids who do this into freaks
nama129 2 years ago
@nama129 omg!
heygirl369 1 year ago
AKA, how to turn your kid into a freak who all of the other kids make fun of. scar them for life by forcing them to wear a hemp bag in elementary school and teach them not to accept any materials a teacher gives them unless they are recyclable.
wooowbrad 2 years ago
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I think the best way to reduce carbon emissions in the west is to have an immigration moratorium. Statistics clearly show the USA population grew by 100 million in the last 40 years and nearly all the growth was due to immigration.
The west could drasically reduce carbon emissions with a reduction in immigration and population and would have nearly stable growth in the USA with a moratorium on immigration.
rocketsredglare101 2 years ago
DID HE SAY HEMP??????
Danielgnik 2 years ago
yesssss....? y
squanswan 2 years ago
your will need soooo no more child?
MommyKiller1 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAH.. fooock, thats funny!
purirockz7492 2 years ago
you will need recycled pencils book and paper yeah Im sure the child would like recycled stuff for instinst spray your child with green spray just like what tv4polo said CONGRATZ YOU KILLED IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
fooock 2 years ago
How to green your child
ingredients
green spray paint
step 1
spray uoir child
CONGRTZ YOU KILLED IT
tv4polo 2 years ago 4
lol
NejiIsDaMan 2 years ago
I have the same toothpaste!! xD
sunearthfireair 2 years ago
Rly? A fucking shoe box?
Wen ur kid is grown up, if u do this crap I guarantee she's gona be one of those long haired losers who has 2 friends and wears colorful cloths with no sence of style..
So comon guys, let's make crap into lessuseful and ugly crap. :)
MsTruegamer 2 years ago
It's a child's art project, not the Mona Lisa.
GingerWhutt 2 years ago 2
there called hippies
tel7asteze89 2 years ago 15
do what jeremy clarkson says. 'get a range rover and warm britain up!
boringrem 2 years ago
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wow this is gay
freakyman501 2 years ago
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Screw all of this green crap---Once the whole country is shutdown and out of work because of the carbon capping pushed by a bunch of dweebs they will all start crying for something to be done about that as well. We can reduce all we want--the rest of the world is not and will not follow. Go to China today...you barely get off the plane before you see the pollution in the air. Our contribution will be insignificant at best.
Geist632 2 years ago
Aww the little kid is so cute!
LYRICZFREAKK 2 years ago 19
Too expensive.
arbonac 2 years ago
How to kill a tree hugging animal loving city fool that has no clue about weather and agriculter and has to watch a show on how to do generic like stuff! Step1 Buy a gun! Step 2 buy a bullet step 3 Put it in there head! One less CITY GREEN IDIOT in this world!!
hogsonquads 2 years ago
Yes teach your kids to be "eco friendly" also teach them how the government has hijacked the green movement to push a carbon tax.
Rents66 2 years ago
Yea teach your kids obamas a theif and a liar!
hogsonquads 2 years ago
It is not Obama, he is a puppet just like Bush they might as well be family, it is the entire system, I am not on the side of ignorance and hate either.
Rents66 2 years ago
all of them have been puppets since jfk! plus the system it self is a failure!
hogsonquads 2 years ago
That I will agree.
Rents66 2 years ago
We should make a toilet thats eco friendly to? That will filter your Co2 shit that you enviros release into the ozone! Better yet we should just invent exhaust pipes for enviros! So they can shove it up there ass and release clean air into the environment save the planet put an exhaust pipe in your ass!!
hogsonquads 2 years ago
The Earth naturally has a way to root out the waste, like mass extinction we are just a tumor on the Earth it will shake us and bounce back maybe the next intelligent life won't be so insanely stupid and arrogant, I agree the planet we inhabit should be kept clean but we can't even save ourselves from ourselves what the fuck do we think were gonna do with a fucking shoe box and a "Garden Project".Your a piece of shit if you don't follow this bullshit but it's okay for us to kill others in war?
okiedouk 2 years ago
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in 1908 a lady named sally rusa was in the woods looking for a dog until a ghost came and killed her so if ur reading this u will find a bloody body in your closet hanging there haunting you and will kill you and ur family and if u want to stop this just sends this to 6 videos in 30 mins or this will happen good luc
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PolskiPride 2 years ago
0:54 does he say: "or HEMP" hahahahahaha marijuana!!!
2dabatmobile 2 years ago
Marijuana is a Mexican slang term they used to associate with Hemp in order to push there propaganda on you and make you think it's bad for you just like the old films.(Exp:Reefer Madness)
okiedouk 2 years ago
yeah hemp is a strand of the marijuana plant that cannot actually get you high
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eternalnate 2 years ago
Don't forget the constant exposure to the most heinous LIES the leftists can cram down her throat for the whole of her education...and a brown shirt job to help Osama stay in power you idiot communist assholes too bad that child will NEVER know good old American FREEDOM but I can see your type does not care for that...just PC twaddle and a stipend is all she will ever know while the brain police eliminate all opposition and bury the intellectuals like in Hitler Germany you sick idiots...........
mazakman1957 2 years ago
Well said. Well said indeed, mazakman1957. Get Hannitized everyone.
magicmaker15 2 years ago
I have the feeling you own a gun...
flyingace1234 2 years ago
just go buy some spray paint,spray the kids from head to toe.hell,they might even catch a buzz from the fumes,the lucky little bastards
arn0ldaar0n 2 years ago 2
wow i didnt know about this it is very interesting you see this is one of the reasons why i like you tube its such a great learning tool.
Chick6517 2 years ago
fuck being environmentally friendly
nateduece 2 years ago
this is retarded who would watch this crap
KisThsGymnast8750 2 years ago
well you are
Shorigun 2 years ago
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ellebieske2014 2 years ago
Many people raise their children to be thoughtless and selfish, because they are themselves. My husband is from America and gee I had to practically re-train him! He was clueless. Didn't know how to chop an onion or cook anything... and had no idea about reclycling. Our kids will be taught to recycle and respect the environment. But that said, I don't think sticking glittery crap on a box is 'recycling' and I would not teach my kids such nonsense.
ByeByeBelly 2 years ago 2
Ultimately, in the end, it's your kids choice to be environmentally friendly or not. You can do your best to teach them.
whattheheck1000 2 years ago 2
who would be so retarded
emsattt 2 years ago
people who live in the country actually have very clean lungs compared to people who live in the city so :) reducing emissions is actually better for you ^_^
Icewolf16 2 years ago
No they don't, people in the country have extreme respiratory issues, cancers and other health problems due to the pesticides and chemicals used on the farmlands. You would have to go to a remote area where there was no large scale farming.
ByeByeBelly 2 years ago
Where's the "How to be a Douchebag" video in this series?
Oh wait...
Stoudman 2 years ago
hemp bags r u serios
feren098 2 years ago
hemp is used for tons of things, not just smoking :)
MzHellfyre 2 years ago 2
it isn't even that good for smoking.. you're thinking of marajunana
FlubberGhost 2 years ago
generally, people tend to associate them as the same thing, if they don't know any better. which is the impression i got from that post. hence my comment :)
MzHellfyre 2 years ago
fair do's
FlubberGhost 2 years ago
Or instead of reducing the less-then-1%-of-all-carbon-emmisions footprint by making your kids get bullied into thinking global warming is a scam designed to kill people, you could teach people how do actually do something useful.
Such as informing them not to go insane about the environment and explaining why global warming happens.
N495illithian 2 years ago
this has to be a joke. The 'green' idea really has some people brainwashed
mcarthy119 2 years ago
WTF IS THIS
seanme123 2 years ago
if you were really green, you'd be amish, damn hypocrites
djbro16 2 years ago
"If you're consistent, eco friendly choices will become a way of life for them too."
If you're consistent, being made fun of and being called a fag every day will become a way of life for them too.
Seriously.. HEMP bags?! Way to get your kid bullied.
LPfanatic321 2 years ago
Wow, this video was linked to a video about shrooms
itachi456789 2 years ago
This video is insanity !
dbviewer5 2 years ago
who cares we all gonna die in 2012 nyway ..
takanaka2 2 years ago
who said???
xxIceLichxx 2 years ago
look it up on youtube ''doomsday 2021"
takanaka2 2 years ago
When did the green movement start to become a religion? That is what it has become. We better start sueing our schools for violation of church and state.
tikidog101 2 years ago
I dont think we can save the Earth from harm. its already harmed by 4 nuclear bombs dropped and the fallout into the atmosphere. I save stuff to save money so I can get some kickass stuff. Being green helps the ozone layer from being destroyed, BUT NOT prevent it.
WiiForever302 2 years ago
thats so true and so sad 2....
Zoopyzoop1002 2 years ago
I cant belive i wasted all that time... Wait i dident waste it... Cant belive how much greener it is to do stuff with other people and even to bring your own bag and ceramic cup.
Kingkong9099 2 years ago
wow..what's with so much immature comments from some people?
tc123123 2 years ago 3
apparently they come from the breed of people who teach their kids to beat the crap outta the kids who are smarter than them. :)
MzHellfyre 2 years ago
you're a good father :)
forget the 99% of comments made by stupid kids trained like douche bags...
how can they be so stupid ? I read comments about "beating up" and stuff...damn..some american parents are really stupid....they're training insecure kids who needs to beat someone just cause they aren't intelligent enough to TALK..
btw..please..I had some "bad instructions" in my life..so..consider this suggestion : gave her a musical instrument (of her choice) it really opens mind ;)
Regards ;)
liadon666 2 years ago 4
First of all,its good to be green.You know if it weren;t for going green the whole earth would probably not be here and we all burned up because of the Ozone layer got too small or even worse,disappeared because of Idiots today not recycling,using Toxins,and chemicals in the air.One day when that eventually happens you wont be thinking that Going Green is a bunch of bullshit,you'd probably be thinking that you probably should have not been a retarded idiot and recycled and went green instead.
rosered316 2 years ago 2
Please rename this series to "How to Suck Al Gore's Dick."
SuperMarioKarter 2 years ago
stupid cheeky useless kid...
liadon666 2 years ago
being green is a load of shit to begin with
1PAcouchpotato 2 years ago
o.o And the final step: "Don't wonder why your kids hate you."
MismatchedMongrel 2 years ago
wow, i feel bad for the kids who have parents that actually do this crap with them! This was insane!!! :(
MorganTeaJ 2 years ago
I feel bad for children whose parents tell them NOTHING of global warming or being environmentally aware. Kids need to learn early on that in order to keep our planet healthy, we need to live like we give a damn.
imaginaryemily 2 years ago
Last step take your child to the hospital in an electric ambulance after the other kids beat the shit out of him.
antidartan 2 years ago
Did you know... hippies shouldn't reproduce anyway, so whats the point of this video?
videohaure 2 years ago
brain washing !!!!!!!!
graffnameseed 2 years ago
I am glad that i am not child in the current whit the new world order and all
Paganiproductions 2 years ago
ehhhh distroy all who do not obey .....hah
graffnameseed 2 years ago
shut upo
hibobslay 2 years ago
haha hemp bookbag
gaurd5002 2 years ago
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freepalestine1337 2 years ago
no lean esto el 13 de octubre de 1991
un niño llamado nick se tiro de un puente devido a problemas familiares
si ya leiste esto deves copiar y pegar
en otros 5 videos mas o si no
nick vendra por toda tu familia
haslo o moriran porfavor hasme caso
yo lo lei y lo hise
pauetorret 2 years ago
How the hell did i click on this ? lol
DisturbedSkating 2 years ago
Agreed, i was watching the simpsons, how the hell did i click on this crap?
lerrok 2 years ago
i fail to see how this is similar to kabuki theatre.... I guess if you pay youtube enough, your video can be related to anything...
reduxde 2 years ago
Do people need a video to figure this out? :-|
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marina2011 2 years ago
They failed to mention that perhaps "Dad" ought to use less than a gallon of shit in his hair each morning.
kev3d 2 years ago
completely agree! bad hair day...
bizzabel 2 years ago
Music was really cool, but lets be honest while this would help the child respect the environment, it would cause a MAJOR problem if the parents didnt follow the rules themselves.
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dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths is so scary cuz it actully wrks ths really wrks
vaporized311420 2 years ago
:DDD
The title of this made me think it was Wicked-related ^_^'
Ryxachaz2613 2 years ago
porfavor no lea esto
el 13 de octubre de 1991
un niño llamado nick se tiro de un puente devido a problemas familiares
si ya leiste esto deves copiar y pegar
en otros 5 videos mas o si no
nick vendra por toda tu familia
haslo o moriran porfavor hasme caso
yo lo lei y lo hise
bandido156 2 years ago
STEP 5: teach your kid to grow weed.
megainsomniac 2 years ago 2
back pack made of hemp,
any one else see kids lighting their packs on fire and intaking the fumes?
megainsomniac 2 years ago
only if they live in the states where you might aswell
veedubbb 2 years ago
Hopefully most kids will be more educated than that!!
mummyloveslollies 2 years ago
Yes, thanks for telling me how I can dumb my child down further and deny him the knowledge of how the climate really works. Thanks, because I want my child to grow up to be a clueless, uneducated, self-righteous, morally bankrupt piece of shit that only believes in politically motivated pseudoscience because it makes him feel like a good person, you fucking wastes.
daagrimreefah 2 years ago 5
You... are awesome. I have nothing to add. Well said.
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wheels117 2 years ago
Oh, you don't have to worry about greening your child... The public school system will be sure to do it for you!
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somxorfallony03 2 years ago
lol
LOTRwh40kDuncan 2 years ago
id rather have pink child
Marhoz 2 years ago
This is sick!
Fuck the new world order!
no1demic 2 years ago
Right on bro!
dbviewer5 2 years ago
Oh, I get it !
It's kinda like making little, brain washed, enviro-Nazis !
dbviewer5 2 years ago
Green dye works well, and lasts about a week. You will have to reapply. Warning: other kids might laugh at your "green child" But he can convince them to dye themselves green as well.
bookhound63 2 years ago
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Thir3dRail 2 years ago
The title should read, "How to load your child with even more sensless guilt"
electron1100 2 years ago
OH no global warming were all going to die FUCK OFF liberal hippy nothing but propaganda
greggoju 2 years ago
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timv17 2 years ago
Momma? Can't we just put the USA in a big cage, waiting till the environment killed every single person there, so they stop ruining the environment of everyone on this planet?
timv17 2 years ago
Momma? Why are the stupid Europeans always blaming America for everything? Why aren't they bothered by pollution from Russia or China? Why can't they think for themselves, instead of just accepting media propaganda? Why Momma, why?
dbviewer5 2 years ago
damn son, dbviewer just kinda owned you.
papercowmoo 2 years ago
This is incredibly sick.
dbviewer5 2 years ago
Most of these death worshiping liberal cult members feel to guilty to have kids, anyway.
Good riddance, as they are certainly the weak link in the genepool and we should be happy to rid ourselves of their gullibility and mental weakness.
KaiXiSanSanSan 2 years ago
This video is inspiring... in how awful it is. "How to douchebag your child' is more like it. Why not instill the unearned sense of superiority that went into making this propaganda piece while you're at it?
BoomtaxRISEtrons 2 years ago
u planted that plant in a disposable cup moron
cole1ale 2 years ago
step one: stop pumping out future soldier slave consumers
misomercy 2 years ago
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Cover your mouth with your hand
2. Make a wish
3.Close your hand (fist)
4. Hold your hand at heart for 5 seconds
5. Send this to 3 more videos
6. Tommorrow will be the best day ever
it actually worked
Money- you will find a wad of $200 in cash
Love- Your crush or lover will kiss you or ask you out
pepolshet 2 years ago
lol i thought this was ment as a funny video
its so exadurated, and the song ... i lol'ed :P
itsagainjustme89 2 years ago
Fred is a bitch
maxX10114 2 years ago
This is ridiculous.
What the hell is wrong with all of the ecofreaks?
Schlickk 2 years ago
They deeply regret that you father didn't use "real rubber condoms" : they don't break..
levilainpetitfanfoue 2 years ago
Nice grammar, champ.
Schlickk 2 years ago
Désolé connard je suis français ,
Pero si te da la gana podemos seguir en espanol jodido huevon, oder auf deutch arch loch , anche en italiano testa di catso.
but I guess you won't be able to spell "grammar" in any of these languages without help.
levilainpetitfanfoue 2 years ago
Tu as raison complètement... Laissez ces américains monolinguistes détruirent vôtre planète...
timv17 2 years ago
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EmoChik222 2 years ago
I hate when ppl bring bags to the shop where i work, halfway done bagging they "remember" they have them and i gotta do it again XD
Katzblager 2 years ago
i looove your videos. keep educating us with more green tips!!
kaoristu 2 years ago
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aussiexoxox 2 years ago
Hemp has no THC in it.
kuroneko99 2 years ago
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XenoAlex2222 2 years ago
Man u guys make a lot of videos
Sugarbunny6666 2 years ago
1:32 RAWR! haha.
great video, i would use these tips if i had offspring.
RefusetoListen 2 years ago
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/ \ FЯED Rocks if you think Fred rocks copy and paste!!! :-D
NarutoMustDie12345 2 years ago
why is this even here?
btw
howd ya write FЯED
KumoReimizu 2 years ago
Just paint his/her clothes green >.>
Tyotyo999 2 years ago 5
good one xD
Bolanti15 2 years ago
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1.cover mouth
2.make a wish in hand
3.tomorrow will be your best day ever
4.post comment 3 times
SheepsAreFluffy 2 years ago
omg we should jsut get over this going green fad that is all it is in a couple of years when scientists say that things are "better" we are not going to do any of these things
bigolbloomers 2 years ago
lolz.
my friend's skirt was made out of hemp, which is the part of weed that isn't smoked.
so she was walking around on the street and telling random people
"my skirt's made out of weed!"
mozzarellablue 2 years ago
smoke that hemp
nowe123456 2 years ago
expose it to a nuke and make it mad... it'l grow and go green.
JustaEropeanGuy 2 years ago
Why not buy the vinal binder, its already made? What are they going to do, un-make it.
mafiaman130 2 years ago
if a lo of ppl dont buy it they stop making them
Kewlster1 2 years ago
Yes you're right, why don't you go on meth ? It is already made, and they don't want to unmake it neither. And maybe after on month of meth you will be so destroy that you'll spare us your first degree, low minded coments
levilainpetitfanfoue 2 years ago
screw u
mafiaman130 2 years ago
drop him/her in a huge thing of paint?
onlynscr4life 2 years ago 6