Lady Jaye stumbles into Destro Family Cult Ritual

[gravitypress]

Shuma Gorath

[sethzky77]

hope shipwreck got a titty fuck at least.

[BBnanner]

Cthulu!

[chibicelchan]

Just when I thought this show couldn't get any weirder.

[Neville6000]

Lady Jaye looks so pretty in that nightie and she has pretty bare feet...

[WKRPinCINN]

DUDE!!! THIS IS WHERE THEY GOT THE PLOT FOR "EYES WIDE SHUT" !?!?!?!?

WHAT THE FUCK?

[Coolyfett]

Lady Jaye has a nice rack

[beefheart22]

Destro, I don't know what is going on here, but count me out.

[neetrab]

@beefheart22 - did you see the g.i. joe movie? I didn't and don't plan too. Everyone was raving about Scarlett and Baroness... where the FREAK was Lady J? Was she in the movie because I haven't heard many or ANYONE even talking about her. She was my favorite... last time I remembered, she was apart of G.I.Joe before Scarlett... she should have gotten more attention than ANY of the women.

[TylerCharlesFisher]

It truly is amazing how many sexual fetishes this one scene covers. You've got peril, you've got bare feet, you've got a tentacle monster. Heck, with all those animal masks, you've even got the furry demograph covered.

[peccavi1976]

Damn I had such a crush on lady j

[Velocity9s]

If I had writen this script, I would have Lady-J complain as her mystery hero throws her over his shoulder, "You've gotta be kidding. Put me down!" to which he would reply, "Pipe down!". Still, this was amusing.

[Velocity9s]

I apologize for appearing to spam below, Skater asked...I answered. This was a cool episode. But for some serious fun check out the three parts of ep 126-'the Gamesmaster'. The vilain remainds me of Wilson Fisk of Dare Devil & Spider-man fame. Maybe this is Fisk's psychotic cousin. Boy! They sure grow 'em BI-iiiig in the Fisk family...

[Velocity9s]

Elementry: I know God didn't spark an evolutionary process because since there is a God powerful enough to create EVERYTHING then he certainly would be powerful enought to preserve his Holy Word. We Keep trying to unlock the other 90% of our brain-capacity when we infact lost it as time progressed. But originally our memories were quite good & we retain info much better. Our tainted blood's sin-nature has givien us desease & weaker minds. Einstien & his great like are throwbacks not MORE-->

[116Bears]

And here I was thinking tentacle rape only happens in Japan.

[PeachWookiee]

@116Bears Ironically, this was animated in Japan...

[HansCent]

The only thing missing.... are  anime tentacles =P

[papalolita]

"I find that thought most distasteful."

I love Destro.

[XNyanko]

So, this is what a furry convention looks like....

[eshaw2115]

When I saw this, I wonder if Flint should have changed his code name to "Lucky Bastard".

[massiveyouth]

love the big jugs on LJ

hours of suckin and fuckin fun for flint

[familybc146]

Wake up sheeple.....

vigilantcitizen (dot) com/?p=5830

[erickBUENO2009]

@ 1:27 i find that f***!!! hahaha

[warriorking4ever]

Are Destro and Lady J really distantly related or was there some other explanation for her inheriting his ancestral home?

[Mecha82]

@warriorking4ever Well it was confirmed by Baroness at end of that episode that Destro and Lady Jaye are indeed related.

[TraciPeteyforlife]

@warriorking4ever sadly they never do tell us anything more about it. I'm going to say they are more closely related. Like second cousins or something.

[7blueblood]

0:00 to 0:04 is an illuminati initiation ritual they would dress up in robes and animal masks or suits (not like furrys) and would sacrifice a woman or child to satan

[baclibra24]

So what happened next..don't go to commercial! lol.

[axonnsbuddy]

so destro is related to a furfag family

[MrPettj]

lady jaye is hot, she shoulda been in the new movie.....they really fucked that movie up

[neetrab]

@MrPettj - I'm GLAD I didn't watch the movie... WHERE THE FREAK WAS LADY J?????????? She was apart of G.I.Joe before Scarlett EVER was... she should have had more attention than Scarlett and the Baroness... I'm SOOOOO glad I didn't see the movie or I wouldv'e been more P.O'd than I am right now!

[MrPettj]

@neetrab Actually Scarlett was one of the original joe team members in 82-83. Baroness was introduced in 84.Ladyjaye didnt hit the scene until 85....but i agree shes hotter than baroness and scarlett. I wish the movie wouldve stuck to the original storyline from the cartoon and comics....stooopid movie makers had to fuck up my childhood fav

[neetrab]

@MrPettj - oh thank you. I've watched this show during my childhood too and I don't know why I thought Lady Jaye was the first female Joe. Anyway... I STILL think she should've been in the movie. I'm SO glad I didn't see it, like I said. Maybe the directors/writers should've actually knew something about this classic cartoon before they made a movie about it. Duke & CC best friends?? LOL!!! Yea, right. & the Baroness being related to CC is just Dumb w/ a Capital D.

[MrPettj]

@neetrab ...yeah that storyline was retarded.....CC originally in the comics was some kind of outspoken deranged salesman from jerk water USA...turned pshyco terrorist leader ....him and duke were never buddies and he wasnt baroness bro either. Dr Mindbender as well should have been played by an entirely different actor. Him and CC are not the same character.

[neetrab]

@MrPettj - i may have gotten Lady Jaye's & Scarlett's original dates mixed up (I think it's understandable that I'd forget considering I have a terrible memory and it was a good 20 yrs ago..LOL!), but at LEAST I know that Duke & CC being best friends is just TOO UNrealistic for ANY longtime Joe fan to grasp or believe. I'm a girl and don't know why peeps loved Scarlett all that much.. Lady Jaye's storyline w/ Flint was one of my favorite romance stories for cartoons..lol!

[MrPettj]

@neetrab ......Im a huge Joe fan , got a ton of the original toys and some comics in the garage. Got the cartoon on dvd too!...lol.... So yeah i know a lil about GI joe

[neetrab]

@MrPettj - in this scene.. i would have loved for this show to go along w/ Lady Jaye and Destro to be related.. I don't remember if they went there or not.. but they probably didn't.

[neetrab]

@MrPettj - yea I know Duke and CC weren't related or friends... I was just making fun of the movie. I can't believe they did that to the characters. And man, you must love this show because I BARELY remember CC being a crazy salesman... I TOTALLY forgot about that.. I haven't thought of G.I.Joe in such and I mean SUCH a long time. (continued)

[Neville6000]

@neetrab: Acctually, if Destro's family had been making weapons for centuries, it stands to reason that Destro would be the head of a global arms manufacturing concern, and that he would have been a salesman/CEO of it (shoot, but I liked the movie, and want to get the soundtrack, DVD, and the toy version of Destro's jet with the voice-activated weapons system!) You fans need to lighten up somewhat.

[neetrab]

@MrPettj - (continued) My brother & I was saying that if a person didn't really know anything of G.I.Joe, they'd probably think it was a real good movie, but not a Joe fan... we said the same thing w/ the transformers latest movie. The ONLY transformers movie that was REAL good was the animated one in 86'. Shoot, I watched that so many times I almost know all the words to it..LOL! In Transformers DOTM.. it's hard to tell who was who except for the little color they had on their bods.

[etteilla12]

H.P. Lovecraft.

[AvEryBadApPLe]

eat your heart out bohemian grove!

[Bouserthedog]

Shouldnt it be tell the truth AND die?

[auro1986]

conan the barbarian movie was really hit back in the 80's. this is somewhat like that.

& maybe m. knigh shyamalan was inspired from this 2 make his film:

the village

[shadowbreaker777]

FURRY PARTY!!!!! :D

[kingofdepew]

God, cults and satan worship was all the rage in the 80s. That and kidnapping was the first immediate threat after the fall of communism. We needed a new thing to be afraid of. (See also: "kids getting stuck in refrigerators")

[pbrskater26]

@kingofdepew

ha ha ha and the christians freaked out and brought the creation musiem and intelligent design to try and clinse souls in the 2000's ha ha ha ha

[Velocity9s]

@pbrskater26 Creationist & Intelligent Design(ers) can't clean souls. They did exactly whats been required of them. Tell every one. The used un-deniable, irrefutable facts to bring truth to the world. Christ's blood metaphorically cleanes souls of every sin from every person past, present & future. Christ does this ONLY when we choose to except His gracious invitation by ASKING/Volenteering ourselves for it. So ha ha ha back at ya. You've made YOUR choice for God is not mocked.

[pbrskater26]

@Velocity9s

"they did exactly what is required of them" yeah I know they were brain washed, they reject ratinal scientific understanding do to religious/church authority. Basicly the only way to be a good christian is to give up free thinking and reject evolutionary thought, because to reject creationism is to reject gods authority. Traditnal creationist theology dose not explain how biology works, hence its not science, infact creationists dont even use the scientific method!

[Velocity9s]

@pbrskater26 Read, if You care to be sure about your opinion below(which You are certainly entitled to), Scott.M.Huse's 'The Collpapse of Evolution' or another book who author's name escapes me, 'Refuting Evolution'. These are both fact backed scientific analizations of how shoddy evolutionary thoery("thoery"-even evolutionist call it that...) really is. You could check out 'Answers in Genisis. Being so sound in your beliefs, I'm sure you're willing to listen to those who see differently. MORE->

[Velocity9s]

@Velocity9s I submit to you that YOU also are dealing in faith(I .myself, don't have enuf faith to be an athiest....). In over 150+ yrs of searching NO transitional forms/fossils that supposedly show how imoebas go to fish to monky to man have been found. Most of 'pre-man' types(lucy for example) have been found to be frauds. One 'pre-man' was postulated from a tooth...thats it--Later proven to be a pigs tooth. Evolutionists often start with words , "we suppose", " it might have" & "possibly".

[Velocity9s]

@Velocity9s Bit MORE--> Darwin, himself said on his Death bed that he was wrong. And in his theories, he insisted that Blacks & Women were an inferior species of man among other ridiculous claims. As for such thinking stating we are devoloping better as a species, we, infact are getting smaller & weaker(google Ken Hoven!). Its our quality of life that is better. Every reputible scientist KNOWS the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics says ALL things only breakdown. Since this is true, Evolution fails.

[pbrskater26]

@Velocity9s

Well that is typical creationist logic, you think evolution is wrong because it dose not explain the complexity and ultimate meaning to the universe, That if the natural world cant explain everything it has to be a supernatural reason. If there was a god, how do you know god did not spark the process of evolution then let nature take it's course, also why would god leave all those transitional fossil to trick us and say evolution is not a proses of how biology works, but the devils?

[Velocity9s]

@pbrskater26 CONTINUED-->are throwbacks not more advanced humans. Man was able to retain more some 4K yrs ago & was able to create better ways to build, this would explain the pyramids, Stonehenge & other advanced structures. The Bible was preserved from the very beginning thru' memorization, hence God made history known including Creation. The book was put together over the centuries as people wrote down things, eye-witness accounts & ideas that matched & agreed with each other....MORE-->

[Velocity9s]

@pbrskater26 3rd PART-->In otherwords You won't find inconsistancies in the Bible(one can just say, "Oh, its old...Yea...So is rock...but its STILL ROCK). When King James translated the Bible into English(of the 1600s), had had several teems separated from each other. They worked on different parts & later those teams worked on other parts...etc. James kept the teams from intereacting with each other as they did this several times. EVERY time the translator wer in TOTAL agreement...BIT MORE-->

[Velocity9s]

@pbrskater26 4RTH LONGWINDED APOLOGETICS EXPLAINATION->How can one say the Bible isn't true & totally accurate when Biblical people, some of which lived centuries aprt & never heard of each other were in absolute agreement. With Evolutionary Theory(there's the 'T'-word again), you have hearsay & 'maybes'. The Bible just flat out states what happened & science DOES back it up. As for fossils--Again, most finds are inconclusive & backed by theories. EX: All antcient societies speak of the FLOOD.

[pbrskater26]

@Velocity9s

Gravity is a theory, are you going to write that off? Heredity is a theory, The idea of all living things contain cells thats a theory; called the Cell Theory, DNA, and yes there is Evolution! Why do I bring these theory's to lite? Well all these ( what you creationists just call guesses) are all unifying theory's that make biology a science, so basicly to understand biology, you need to understand evolution. Creationism cant explain the deversety of life or struggle for exestance

[Velocity9s]

@pbrskater26 Gravity is theoretical?!?!? U r sitting in your chair in front of your PC because of Gravity, a fact of existance. Cells EXIST, they're not some postulated concept. I can name thousands of scientist & medical folk who disagree with U(I will if you ask...). DNA is THERE--its an observable fact. Creation CAN be explained-> 3 exmpls to check out, again: Scott.M.Huse's 'The Collpase of Evolution', 'Refuting Evol' '(forgot author's name) or 'Answer's in Genisis' website. R u open minded?

[perockups]

of course Destro would find that thought distasteful as he is from a proud S lineage and Lady Jay, to him, a NA pan-European mutt of sorts. Reminds me of a hybrid of Ernst Rüdin and The Kurgen.

[altarush]

It wouldn't have matter to Cobra commander. He would like her anyway.

[Amnesiacmidnitetoker]

why kill her ill make her my sex slave she looks hot lol i didnt know lady jay had such big boobs.

[altarush]

This could explain why cobra commande did seem to be interested in her and all the females on the show.

[sbmrunning]

lol@Amnesiacmidnitetoker

[GrassLok]

this cartoon was on some masoinc shyt

[sbmrunning]

lol@GrassLok !

[blastardinc]

They worship Shuma Gorath or at least one of his kind.

[rogar6]

That chick sounds like Rudolph the red nosed reindeer.

[wakeupchannel]

oh creature of the deep we call

[Rainbowxbutterxkat]

Furries!!

[corinthian138]

The writer of this episode must have been a fan of "The Wicker Man."

[jocelynn62985]

Thats Flint

[albee1000]

Man, every family get-together ends the same way. Uncle Pete gets drunk, Cousin Earl and Aunt Edna start bickering, Grampa Destro tosses some bearded dude around, Lady J almost gets sacrificed to a tentacled lava monster - but does anyone check to see if the burgers are over-cooked? Noooooo!

[sweetyrolls2]

lol

[pbrskater26]

haaaaa ha ha ha , damn dude you are right!

[ArgHamster]

Yeah. Goddamned redneck cookouts.

[theoddronin1]

Yeah, tell me about it.

At least you don't have to worry about whether or not the steaks are grilled at your reunion while trying to fend off Cthulhu!!

[gfgtrjgfymtu]

This comment is made of win

[ronin6401]

Personally, if I was Destro, I would have sacrificed Lady Jaye to my "pther giant one-eyed monster."

[Primus1985]

Actually thats not Shipwreck.

A. beard's too long

B. Build is wrong

C. Jaye called him "whoever you are" you thik she cant reconize her own teammate

[Defender78]

this is some Eyes Wide Shut type weirdness?? And Lady J is hot I used to love her!! ANd still do!

[grayfire777]

@Defender78 thats what i was going to say, its very stanley kubrick-ish!!!

[warriorking4ever]

@Defender78 I agree, Lady J IS indeed hot, and I like her alot more than Scarlett

[destromestro]

too talmudic.

[tropicalpimp]

holy shit..I'm convinced.This IS the best cartoon EVER made.PERIOD. Destro is a fuckin beast. Picked up ShipWreck like a rag dog. and Lady J..wow. Not since Jessica Rabbit have I been aroused by cartoons. simply fuckin awesome.

[Primus1985]

HELL YEAH! people used to think she was a lez because of her hair but she and Flint had a thing kinda.

She's way hotter and defintly can kick way more ass than Scarlet. WHO was it that brought down Serpentor with a Spear?

Only reason Scarlett is in the movie before Lady J is she and Snake-Eyes have a thing.

[rathraven1313]

@Primus1985 Lady J married Flint

[Juanpasaenz]

0:21 the stag looked straight at here ... thats one hell of a mask

[drunkendan]

so this is what diddy ment by vote or die. I remember i had a crus on jaye when i was young

[diwagraffiti]

lady jaye is so sexy

[spadehatesscrewtube]

how to be a troll: just name yourself 911 twoofer. god get a life you whackjob headcase. and while youre attempting to do that and failing, stop trolling my posts dingus.

[drgreenthumb0293]

ka li ma

[slugworth99]

Lady Jaye, cover your heart! Cover your heart!

[Clay3613]

furries!!!

[JesseusM]

ya devil whorship i love destro but i would have raped lady jane first probably fag come to think of it he didd hang with baroness and never tryed to fuck as well

[thekenner]

Didn't know Destro was a furry.

[damon2nice]

shipwreck fools! lol

[RetroTV3]

Lady Jaye was my first cartoon crush, when i was a kid. :)

[indianos21]

I still love her!!!

lol

[metalgear01]

yeah me too, i hate that they didnt put her into the actually gi joe movie coming out soon. :(

[digiharrison9]

Can't blame you. Just look at the video response I posted. Hotness to the max! More or less anyway :P

[NYCPANCAKES]

By the way, I had such a crush on Cobra Commander when I was a kid. Oh and Flint was so effing hot. I loved Cobra Commander in his draped blue mask...and that thing around his thigh that had a gun...very sexy. Hmmmm, I think I need help,lol!

[spadehatesscrewtube]

lol! its cool, i had a huge crush on cheetara :p and scarlet, and the baroness, and uhmn that princess chick from g force too lol i need more help than you do

[xemodrea]

LAME!

[619heat]

Destro must be a fan of hentai.

[AsherTye]

Uh huh. And Destro got the only normal looking mask because of what, his sparkling personality?

[gobanito]

Destro should have atleast fucked Lady Jaye before sacrificing her

[murphy452]

destro's family reunions were kinda wierd, huh?

[lustacularlysimple]

Lady Jaye meets hentai tentacle monster! So good.

[TylerCharlesFisher]

I know. I can't count how many of my sexual fantasies were satisfied by this one scene.

[RikJamezBich]

Destro is a bad mothafucka

[Breni7]

i love how he had eyebrows on his mask

[boob69]

nobody pulls a piece on destro.  he'll throw your ass!

[jwilliams22407]

"Bah, i find that thought most distasteful!" LOL

[soundbomb1]

TELL THE TRUTH. OR DIE. BITCH!

[HaloedG]

How you gonna get tossed when you pull a gun?

[Mortikhan]

Hey Reverend the Pagan/Lovecraftian bullshit makes the story 10x better. As a child of the 80's I don't remember the comic books having any validity to morning cartoons.GIJOE was like 80's mindcontrol crack, you cant tell me I smoked mine any different!

[DrButler]

Holy shit! It's Stevie Nicks!

[musicdatabase]

who do i want to bang more, lady jaye or baroness? decisions, decisions..

[slugworth99]

there's a good one to discuss around the campfire. I'd go with LJ, if for no other reason because Baroness might kill you afterward.

[MontereyMatt]

What a babe <3

[ReverendSyn]

Oh, Destro's a scientologist.

And for the record, Destro's family views wearing the mask as a matter of honor and pride, not as an indignity. Says so in the comics and file cards. Dont know where they got this Pagan/Lovecraftian bullshit from.

Notice that monster doesnt look ANYTHING like the one Cobra Commander has pulled out of the pit to kill Serpentor in a later episode?

[DeathScepter]

Well At first The mask was a remind of a long ago crime that Destro's family did. Instead of making it a mark of shame, they make into a mark of pride.

[daflock]

Full episode please!!

[loganrogue24]

Lady Jaye has a hot voice i had forgotten that i loved this show.

[funkyflashman]

R.I.P Steve Gerber

[jazzypom]

This episode was really brilliant! Destro and Lady J related? I remember being all O_0 when I first watched it.

[Fymious]

I remember watching this while babysitting my neighbors grandkids and even I went "wow interesting!"

[ReverendSyn]

Only in the cartoon. There were LOADS of nonsensical crap in the cartoon.

The original Marvel run is consdidered the definitve continuity for GI Joe.

[scockery]

Plenty of nonsensical crap in the comic, too. Killer robots, machines that turn brainwaves into t.v. images, Serpentor, the Transformers.

[romaSPQR22]

Only by the comic readers. There is no definitive story line.

[MeowMonkey]

Please do! This was one of the best and most imaginative episodes, and what a shocker form beginning and end!

[Fymious]

show this episode from beginning to end!