Some men just want to watch the world burn.

[KyranSparda]

Two words - Chaotic Evil

[animeboy247]

so... their basically trolls..

[grimview]

I want to watch the world burn.

[0senBlade]

Trolls in a nutshell

[Whyavier]

I never really understood this story's relevance to the Joker. The "bandit" was giving out rubies to poor village children and Alfred thinks he wanted to watch the world burn? Thomas Crown-style thievery for sport is not equivalent to mass murder and anarchy.

[digital785]

@Whyavier The bandit didn't give the rubies to the children. He just ditched them and the children found them.

[Whyavier]

@digital785 That doesn't negate the rest of my comment.

[digital785]

@Whyavier The way I saw it was that the bandit stole the rubies not for money but for the sake of it similar to how the jokers crimes don't have a real purpose other than to cause chaos. While the crimes aren't the same the ideas/motives behind them are.

[AlexEwing]

14 seconds of dialogue better than anything in the Burton or Schumacher films.

[ilikepenguins100]

@AlexEwing lol your comment is hidden because of too many negetive votes. it seems a shit ton of 13 year old wannabe emo girls noticed your comment

[kionmon]

I sincerely hope 2012 is true I can't wait to watch it all burn.

[NeoTStyle]

@kionmon

I know exactly what you mean

It'll be the biggest fire they've ever seen.

[BenjaminL96]

I play this all the time while playing my fire mage in wow.

[vexuspvp]

audio*

[vexuspvp]

where did u get the qudio from ? i want it lol



[TheMarvelfan101]

Sometimes I want to watch the world burn too.

[czarpaul]

this descripition sounds like the president of iran

[SardaukarPrime]

No kiiding. In Ancient Greece, a man named Herostratus set down the Temple of Artemis -one of the Wonders of the Ancient World- on fire just so "that through the destruction of this most beautiful building my name might be spread through the whole world".

[makisjnx007]

@SardaukarPrime aaand that's why we don't remember him at all.

[henryhenriquez]

@makisjnx007 well his name is in the history books,, he is a legend. since a lowly peasant wont get his name in it ^^

[BlueMaxx86]

@SardaukarPrime Ooo, I really like that. Great parallel for this character.

[jayboy81101]

And some men just want a zombie apocalypse.

[shagster1970]

Best line in the movie.

[FlygonFriend76]

@shagster1970 I dunno... there's too many good ones...

[Efeeen]

@shagster1970 why so serious?

[shagster1970]

@Efeeen lol

[Dillestman]

@wookovar not only is a fact of life, but it's troubling fact. Especially when men who "want to watch the world burn" get into positions of power. Like in politrix.

[estagonandfire]

@Dillestman retard

[Dillestman]

@estagonandfire shut the fuck up homo no one asked you.

[fretburn100]

@estagonandfire What a bold and precise statement. Surely, a man of great scholar and wisdom.

[Romansteel13]

Michael Caine the prophet.

[schnabby]

He explains the riots in the UK quite well.

[foghornfilms]

@schnabby The Riots in England my friend! in England!

[schnabby]

@foghornfilms Yeah you're quite right. The riots in England! There were no riots in Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland. *Facepalms*

[paxpaul]

It's a great line, but it's also a great performance. Michael Caine almost sounds like he's just sharing some folk wisdom, no big deal, but he's also deadly serious and slightly dark. He uses all the subtlety and nuance that Bane lacks in his growling Batvoice.

[adventchild5150]

This video =FAIL

[emilieffgz]

This sentence is how I feel about the norwegian terrorist who put a bomb in Oslo and shot innocent kids in Norway today.

[Erodyne]

this would be less epic if if was done by anybody other than Michael Caine.

[imnotparanoid68]

@Erodyne How bout Stephen Fry, everything is epic with him :D

[MrOvidox]

There's a little 'dark knight" in all of us...the more u listen/watch key moments in this movie you almost think the movie title wasn't really in reference to batman...it's in reference to joker...i am man enough to admit i feel like the burma diamond trader.

[HybridD91]

When I see the bullshit going on this planet from politics to poverty and race issues, I find myself wishing from time to time to help destroy civilization and live like the animals we treat the each other.

[Thumper17]

This should be played over loud speakers in vancouver right now.

[RogueZed]

Gotta love his voice.

[foreverbrotherinarms]

We really should stop talking, we'll miss the fireworks!

[SuperStewcat]

I'm one of these people.

[ShadowmanEXE]

@SuperStewcat You're not alone.

[Xirus5]

Looking trough the comments its nice to see im not alone.. calm,friendly,nice and trying to be a "good" person for yourself and those around you..wouldnt harm a fly.. but behind all that having a deeper darker side that wants to kill,slash,burn,torture and push the nuclear button so everyone fucking dies. Luckly for me the good side has grown much stronger..

[rubconsu]

I'd love to see everything just fall apart and watch as chaos engulfs the planet...

[curiosityuniversal]

I want to watch the world burn!

Let it all go up in a giant blaze before falling to ash.

[indiansarecheap3]

Please listen (automatically I lost half the audience I bet, but plowing on)!!!!!!

The republicans are trying to do EXACTLY THIS.

The republicans stand for rich, white, elderly, Christian supremecy and dont' even care the although the country is 55% v. 45% in Favor of Democrats, they are only in power due to gerry mandering and due to the fact that republicans get their votes from the rural/countrside where the majority of the people DON'T LIVE.

People we neeed to change!

VOTE FOR OBAMA!

[ManchurianCEO]

@indiansarecheap3 We did... but look what happened. He was mostly talk. There was a correct order in which to carry on his agenda but instead he chose to make enemies first and try to act later which now he can't because there is no bipartisan cooperation. And now that's his excuse for everything, "Mr president ________" "I think that can't be accomplished with out bipartisan cooperation." Duh...

[schitzonix]

@indiansarecheap3 in fact this is a VERY conservative monologue from a very conservative film adapted from a very conservative comic book character created by the very conservative Stan Lee.

see the trend here?

[monkeny]

@schitzonix I dont know how to even start with the stupidity of your comment. Ill just address the most basic mistake you made..Stan Lee was a creator from MARVEL comics...Batman is from DC comics. its the equivalent of Macs and Microsoft. Please know your facts before making such obviously close minded statements.

[LintuWaterfall]

@schitzonix Stan Lee does Spider-Man, not Batman.

and you seem to have issues with Conservatives for some reason.

I honestly can't tell political agendas apart from one another, but every time you make something you put a bit of yourself in it. From paintings, to music, to stories. If you don't then the work is bland and ugly.

Conservative or not, this quote holds truth in the world, like it or not.

[evilgoodness1]

this line gives me goosebumps.

[ChiLLaXN1337]

i do wanna watch the world burn

i wanna see the oil feilds burn down

and watch the economy crumble

[higuma75]

@ChiLLaXN1337 The economy? Ha! Wait till governments start to crumble because politicians are lying twats and greedy bastards hungry for power. Greece was only the beginning.

[MrOvidox]

@higuma75 ....fiat money...inflation...it's ok we all have to die 1 day...i really don't see the point in the end; insurance...from what? death?,,,,money for what...to keep someone loving you...to make your kids read books? we've spent "money" in the wrong direction in the 21st century...if we survived the 22nd hopefully we make do without money or a whole different trading arrangement and perhaps vastly re-engineered resources and infrastructures...ppl will pillage for food...& u think im crazy

[eskimonerve]

Who else always thinks about this clip when seeing gaddafi on TV?

[aweha]

He's talking about devout muslims!

[ELIWOOD563]

god i love this line genius!!

[TheHumanUnity]

i'm one of those men 

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[kidmassive18]

my favorite quote ever

[TheEleventhIndian]

I want Peace..and Justice..but in order to achieve those, I have become TROLL.

True, I would just "burn the world", but I'm too lazy.

Call me Lazy Troll

I have become TROLL to fight TROLLs (I am the Dark Troll)

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha says the Joker

[TheBloodyVengeance]

Even more badass would be: Some men just want to watch the world the burn... I'm one of them *pulls the trigger*

[straken9k1]

Man I love this movie. Superman has the best quotes ever.

[Illumirage]

@straken9k1

Superman?

[ricoismybitch]

"Some men aren't looking for anything logical , like money . They can't be bought , bullied , worried or negotiated with . Some men just want to watch the world burn ."

[0liverGuy12]

the definition of a troll

[benutzer29915022]

@0liverGuy12 Therefore you will get censored by the Bundespruefstelle fuer Jugendgefährdende Medien!

Trolling is the art of war on the internets!

[higuma75]

@benutzer29915022 Those idiots censored "A-10 Tank Killer" back in the days. They also censored "return to castle wolfenstein", because you get to kill nazis in it. And that's bad... or something. Bunch of idiots.

[jacketnipple]

@0liverGuy12 money might suffice XD

[doomowner5]

one of the most amazing lines ever said in a movie. The nest best one I think is this: -"All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you." - Gandalf The Grey

[albel72]

This statement is the embodiment of trolling

[onlyashadow1121]

@albel72 :D:D:D:D:D

[gammin000gunner]

dude why im i trying to learn this line oh yea ITS FUCKIN EPIC

[IAmZolo]

Lol, he sounds like the sniper.

[theRealBadguy]

when they wrote this, they had just gotten off the phone with me.

not happy with the fact I was not interested in playing the role they offered, this is what they wrote of me instead.

[geocross237]

Alfred has never spoken more wiser words.

He's right. Joker is a lunatic, plain and simple.

Nothing would make a guy like him happier then, not money, not power, not influence, just seeing chaos and destruction.

[ArmoredFelix]

@geocross237 Why should anyone care what you have to say when you use a phrase such as "more wiser"? I don't know if your 8 or just a retard. Either way your opinion is null and void and you would do better to keep it to yourself.

[sp33dracerx2]

Some men just want to watch the world burn, others, want to set the world aflame.

[alaindiazaran]

The joker doesn't believe in god

the shotgun man said to the joker : look at you what do you believe in ?

[alaindiazaran]

AMAZING and terrfying

[victor4980]

the best line ever

[christking07]

The Joker has been called the greatest Villain of all time. It is true,

This line describes him in a nutshell. He just does waht he does for the thrllof it.

Joker your maddness is contagious

[hahayouknowme33]

he described my profesion in perfect words..

[Maharajah420]

FOR TEH LULZ

[hahayouknowme33]

""Im here to Fuk shiit up""!!!!!!!!!!!

[Stevie2Sxc]

Oddly this describes me, according to my friends.

[silverio1942]

(peak oil)

[Grappler1911]

He's describing Obama."Fundamentally transform America." First you burn it down then you rebuild it into a Progressive Marxist Utopia.

[mawhar]

@Grappler1911

uhh I hope you're trolling but the world's retarded enough that it's fair to assume that you're not. Listen to Ron Paul, Obama is a corporatist, he's a pawn of lobbyists like other presidents. Furthermore, the Joker does what he does in the name of anarchism - and while anarchism may be a crazy ideology, anarchists and marxists spent a lot of the last 200 years fighting each other. anarchism, absolute freedom, has nothing in common with communism.

[cualcoatl]

Burn baby burn

[TheNamelessShape]

Change it to - "Some WOMEN aren't looking for anything logical. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some WOMEN just want to watch the world burn." -

And you've got a quick and complete description of myself.

[Dagobert1234]

you are ? well it must be great to have sex with you

[qwopiretyu]

OMG! Your Harleen Quinzel? Cool! So what's it like living in Gotham?

[JCstudios04]

Wtf, he's talking about me! lol

[coodoo17]

This is describing everyone from 4chan.

[ricekristii]

Fail.

[TheCheesepoofs]

im one of the men who just wanna wach the world burn

[KalEl600rr]

@TheCheesepoofs no you are a wanna be who wants to be one of those men.

[thephoenix4ever]

Even though Batman isn't too meaningful to me, I love this movie just because of the Joker, a symbolism of what some people can really be, though you might not notice it under all the laughs and smiles they give you as you walk by.

[cartoonbloodshed]

ahhem *cough* a clock work orange *cough*

[WhoLueYou]

I just want to watch the world burn

[Horus515]

@WhoLueYou  - Thumbs up.

[f2thes]

my favorite quote

from my favourite film

[cualcoatl]

diddo

[SecretTrollAccount1]

Backdraft, the old firebug said it first. Move on......

[VitonXL]

what a great line! i use it when trying to tell people why Obama should not negotiate w/ terrorist.

[beepandbop]

It's a good line as well. I like the Batman series a lot because it draws on historical predicate, such as Vietnam, CIA tactics, and draws on human nature as well. It's pretty good shit all in all.

[SecretTrollAccount1]

It also has gays (actors) dressing up like pimps/gimps.

We watch the world burn because these faggy programs are just worth it.

[SecretTrollAccount1]

Your an idiot, your entire NEWS system is devoted to Terrorists that want to kill/convert Americans.

Go back to crying over how you cant find a film where Americans are victims...outside of a Michael Moore flick

[tacomoviesproduction]

fuck u

[SecretTrollAccount1]

I bet they think your gee whizz smarty pants eh....

[christinendanelian]

what should he do?

[TVME]

I could not have said it any other way.

[hanshooligan]

One of the best lines in movies, ever.

[kidmassive18]

awsome