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  • "irrational intellectuals" LOL! 

  • As someone who's a Christian Scientist I find it funny that you're using the NIV bible because we use the King Jame's Version of the Bible. If you're going to mock a religion, at least get your facts straight! Whatever you choose to believe about CS at least take the time to study the basic principles of the lifestyle before you make conclusions. If you want to have an intelligent and respectful conversation than feel free to message me, I'd love to talk!

  • "Christian Science". Isn't that a little like saying "smart dumbass".

  • Understand one thing once and for all! we have a mindset focused on diseases and drug reliance due to a life style imposed by the captalist system which is totally disconnected from our creator. Renew your mind with divine wisdom or you won't last long.

  • @TheEclideia Now you understand one thing, there is no "creator".

  • Animal Beating Bastard

  • you're real savior is good DNA

  • Who is this clown? He never read the book of Christian Science, he is just putting the believe down but he knows nothing about it. Many people just follows what others like this clown say without even reading the original.

    Maybe Christian Science don't believe in retards because they believe everyone is a child of God, so maybe this guys aren't retards, maybe they just try hard to look like they are.

  • @ritapatinski

    i've personally been in CS all my life and read the scripture and though this is poking fun at it it is actually pretty accurate. They believe that diseases come from an error in "mortal mind" or not knowing you are really god's child, which is pretty freaking ridiculous when you think about it. I've sat around a table with Christian "scientists" poking fun at cancer and saying that it's all in the person's head. Utter nonsense.

  • Why not read Science and Health yourself then make the big decision of weither you like CS or not. I practice Christian Science and absolulely love it. I go to doctors. I take medicine. People are afraid of they do not understand. If I was not a Christian Scientist, I would love to know what the religion is about. It definately is for thinkers and not sheep. It is based on love, no fear, and free thinking. They do not diss other beliefs, which I love. I think more Spiritually about life.

  • @maxmollylr

    im sure thats what they tell you, yes.

  • so a christian "science" professional is basicaly a witch doctor

  • Ok, this was pretty hilarious. Loved the high five at the end.

  • This video addresses a huge misunderstanding about christian science. There is no directive in christian science which says "don't go to a doctor" or "never take medical medicine". A lot of people trust in the healing method of christian science because of the great experiences they made or friends of them had. So a lot of christian scientists don't go to a doctor because they don't need to go to a doctor. Christian Science helped me in a lot of cases.

  • @MrHaraldWa

    that's not true at all, at least for my church. They definitely implied that doctors and medicine were wrong when, idk, they said that medicine is a lie and told horror stories about people leaving cs only to go to the doctors and die in surgery. My optimism towards my health and the fact i have a good immunity because my parents let me roll around in dirt as a kid are what has helped me to be a healthier person, it has nothign to do with CS, and doctors fixed my leg pains.

  • @spilledinsanity: hi again,

    I visited in the last 40 years 10 different christian science churches in germany and the us and I never met people who frightened me going to doctors or taking medicine.

    Hence, I would suggest that you become more specific with your feedback and make clear at which branch church you made these bad experiences. christian science in general does not promote these ideas you publish in your clip and your comments. harald

  • Jim Henson was a Christian Scientist, unfortunately, and he died of pneumonia, because he wouldn't accept medical intervention. What a loss to the world.

    Thanks "Rev" Eddy. Pretty scary stuff. A little like the Scientology cult.

  • @wink359 Henson was raised in modern Christian Science, but he went his own way as a young adult. According to the Wiki page, he saw a doctor who missed the diagnosis. His condition continued to worsen, but he had no desire to go to the hospital (as many people of other beliefs avoid it like the plague!) When he finally went, the doctors failed to help him and their aggressive treatments may have even provoked his death (as many hospital procedures are known to do!) Btw-Scientology is not CS.

  • @thesecretcoop

    yes, and this is what happens when you leave the church YOU DIE. wow, not a cult at all.

  • @jjthesurvivor2000 What a stupid comment! Are you a grown up? If you write something here do think first and than act! Regards

  • All of you are right at your own level of understanding. Our perception and demonstration of Truth is according to our level of understanding of Truth. We cannot expect a baby to workout a calculus problem. We should be humble and strive for higher level ,each day ,in the understanding of God and the Truth.

  • @arvinhokc Some misguided CSists expected a 2-yr-old to 'work out his demonstration;' his name was Robyn Twitchell. Other CS kids were expected to work out their demonstration recently, including Ebon Tryon. I have no problem with adults choosing to put themselves thru CS when they are sick, but kids? Why is it when a CS kid gets sick, he is expected to prove where he is 'spiritually'? Why should an ache or pain mean a trial of faith for a CS kid?

  • @jjthesurvivor2000 thats not cs..thats supidity..cs is suppose to be "common sense" and can be practical. not asinine. 

  • this was amazing!

  • An average of 195,000 people a year in the USA die due to potentially preventable, in-hospital medical errors.

    Leading causes of death:

    Heart disease: 616,067

    Cancer: 562,875 Stroke (cerebrovascular diseases):

    135,952Chronic lower respiratory diseases: 127,924

    Accidents (unintentional injuries): 123,706

    List goes on.

    All CS does is try to heal. Why do people criticize the CS religion for trying to heal the above stats?.

    is that bad or something?

    Just wonderin..thanks

  • @rns12 Because faith doesn't heal anything, if you believe in faith healing; why does God hate amputees so much?

  • @W1ldSm1le huh? Where does it say God hates amputees? Do you believe that medicine works? Why? because YOU believe it..aka thats faith..lol w/e all i think is whatever works for you works. Is support anything..I just dont like how people think its a mockery..obviously CS works..people have definitely been healed..but..i don't care if people go to doctors..that obviously can work as well.

  • @rns12 Its faith that science cured polio and smallpox? Faith that resets bones, faith that removes brain tumors? Faith that during the rise of the Christian religion the life expectancy went DOWN? I say God hates amputees because during every "recorded case" of faith healing not one amputee has regrown a limb.

    And really honestly are you arrogant enough to say that God would take time out of his busy day of killing children in Africa to fix your trivial maladies?

  • @W1ldSm1le I understand where you come from about Africa, about the un grown limbs. All I am saying is what healed me from when I broke my collar bone, and I decided not to get surgery, not because I hate doctors, I just really wanted to try it through prayer.Why is that bad thats the question i want to no Doctor said 8-10 weeks. 3 weeks I was on the ice playin hockey again. It worked man. But this video makes it seem i say, "my collar isnt broken i don't believe it".

    thats not what cs peopledo

  • @rns12 Great I do agree to a 100% with you! Thank you for your statement!!

  • @rns12 then by your logic, why don't you just always go to the doctors rather than sit down, put your hands together, and hope that this actually does anything?

  • @rns12 have you ever heard of the placebo effect? I think that if this whole " christian science" thing works, it is only because you believe that it will work, therefore your entire belief system is just one giant placebo effect.

  • @rns12

    uhmm, no. People KNOW that medicine works because it is based on evidence and because you can take it and get better and thousands of people do that every day. Try not being so ignorant.

  • For those of us who have actual illness and have to rely on science to survive we know better. Whenever I get another wacko claim otherwise I'll be sure to point them here. Thanks for the video.

  • Fucking subscribed.

    Hahaha

  • why such long boring comments? don't you idiots realize nobody cares what you think??

  • @playadominical Some of us do care. If you are not someone who has been disillusioned because of involvement with Christian Science and the promises of the writings of it's founders and her followers; if you do not know of the many deaths that this cult's followers have caused because they failed to give their children proper nutrition and simple medical care then you should probably not bother reading this stuff. U R correct .. some of us are idiots. Some of us are recovering idiots.

  • @menderfire9 Why do people keep saying CS kills..DOCTORS KILL PEOPLE EVERY DAY. how old are you seriously..read a book. stop watching youtube and use your search engine..Either way you do it, whether its cs or docotrs thats a 50/50 decision. There is absolutely no garuentee in medicine..hmmm every commercial...THIS is 99 percent to work..darn..no 100 there..why? cuz they know it doesnt always..k thanks. Im out.

  • @rns12 CS guarrantees healing. It is 100% effective according to Mrs Eddy. Problem is it doesn't deliver. Go work on a CS nursing floor if you dont believe me. If CS is 'scientific,' then each patient should be healed.S&H guarantees it. CS nursing floors are the proving ground as to whether CS heals or not. Man is divine says CS, so human error is never a problem there when it comes to healing, right? Proofs either on the CS nursing floor or, if not, then CS does not heal. It's that simple..

  • @rns12 Murder is illegal.Even doctors & nurses r not allowed to murder anyone.Nurses who murdered patients have been arrested & incarcerated.Does CS deliver healing 100% of the time in a CS controlled setting,that of course would be the CS nursing floor?According to S&H it is,becuz CS is infallible & supposedly 'scientific.'If CS is scientific & infallible as its 'Founder' says it is, then it HAS TO WORK in a CS controlled sickroom every time to live up to it's claims. Does it?

  • @rns12

    doctors only "kill people" when they can't fix an illness that is too severe. CS "kill people'' because it keeps them from getting medical attention, perhaps even letting it get that severe in the first place. On top of that, you aren't thinking of the thousands upon thousands of people doctors heal daily. Something as little as a urinary tract infection could kill someone if left untreated but doctors give them antibiotics and they go back to living life like normal.

  • Just for the record, I love this video! It has brought more healing to the hearts & minds of former CSists than the actors will ever know! God bless them; Allah bless them; Krishna bless them; Buddha bless them; Quan Yin bless them. Mother Mary bless them. Ras bless them! CS is a life choking dogma that makes claims that have absolutely no truth to them. CS writings are a mental trap. The most devout/sincere CSists are dying early death because they are in a half dead coma due to following it.

  • Clearly Jesus is the superior doctor here, but does the bullshit come in capsules or a liquid?

    I have difficulty swallowing large pills you see, and Christians prescribe a massive dose!

  • Holy shit! Straight back to the medievals! o.0

  • It wasn't until 2:05 that I realized that this was all satire. I just thought the god part was an interjectory WTF?

  • haha...please, please don't tell me that people really do this? XD

  • This could be a documentary....

  • Christian + Science... Bzzzz... does not compute

  • Hear the true word of god 1:25

  • that suspicious laugh of that dude stand for everything in the religion

  • lets kill god!

  • Who put maps in here?!?!?!

  • Fucking hilarious.

  • LET’S MAKE ALL MYTHS, RELIGIONS AND SUPERSTITIONS HISTORY.

  • @mohfoz77 amen man

  • If anyone hasn't read Mark Twain's Christian Science, I highly recommend it. It's hilarious, could have been written yesterday. You can easily find it free online.

  • 0:12

    When did you go mental?

    "Well, my whole life, my whole life."

    0:16

    When did you go public about it?

    "I started... 5 years ago"

    LOL

  • LMAO!!!!

  • Lol, Christian Science is moronic.

  • This was hilarious. I wish it was in better quality though.

  • "WHO PUT MAPS IN HERE?!"

  • this is great lol

  • To all the christian science believers if you truly believe that positivity and faith in your god can heal you from any sickness or disease I invite you to put your beliefs to the test, you dont have to if you dont want to, but I would like to see a christian scientist contract AIDS or get cancer and through the use of prayer and a positive mind set ONLY fully recover from a life threatening disease. That means no doctor, no medicine, no special treatments, just prayer and a positive mind.

  • @TheBlackdragunov there are people who are CS every single year healed of cancer. CS is also growing in Africa because africans are being healed daily. so yeah.

  • @rns12 really, do you perhaps have proof? I would really like to see that for myself.

  • @TheBlackdragunov for sure man, fly to Africa and go to the villages. I go to a school with some Africans they saw it everyday.

  • @TheBlackdragunov tried to send a link on here wont work, ill msg u

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  • That is hilarious!

  • Funny shit. The high five at the end was pure class lol

  • @arvinhokc "Let in the truth of God to our heart." That would be a fine start. But have you read the Bible at all? I mean have you actually read every chapter, even the chapters and verses that don't agree with Mrs. Eddy? Have you read anything but what your weekly lesson cherry-picked out of the Bible so it would look like the Bible, God and Christ Jesus agreed with Mrs Eddy? There are so many thousands of verses in the Bible that are contrary to what Eddy wants you to believe about God.

  • @arvinhokc So you're seriously saying that we should not study the sickness? You think that the beauties of medical science - antibacterials, vacinations, even germ theory - occured by just loving God? No, these things came about from studying the sickness and finding solutions. They've saved millions of lives worldwide and I'm willing to bet you've been reliant on this practice that you regard as so sinful sometime in your life.

    Get lost with your backwards medicine and leave the experts alone.

  • Mockery? Yeah. It's so halarious and you're all for free speech! /Sarcasm

    But when a Christian makes a mockery of Atheists you guys get upset. Just shows how hypocritical you really are.

  • @TruthfulChristian2 silly pine cone kid. we dont get upset we just destroy you with reason why you are wrong.

  • @TruthfulChristian2 I'm not downplaying free speech at all - I expressed my opinions towards arvinhokc and there's no reason why he or she won't reply back expressing theirselves towards me. Don't forget the definition of free speech: allowing people to say what they want, even if you don't like it.

    Now, please don't steorotype people, the relevance being that you said all atheists get upset. I'm certainly not upset as I write this, in fact, I'm quite excited since I enjoy a good argument.

  • @TruthfulChristian2 Well actually that is because mocking someone who belives in anything without proof, be him christian, hindu or satanist is quite acceptable (because they are brainless zombies) whereas *christians* making fun of men of reason, scientists, who basically put food, medicine and all modern technology in your life through years and research of things that actually are proven to work is infinitely moronic of them.

  • @TreborNotron Well said! Thank you! These CSers are a dangerous disease.

  • @arvinhokc The only flaw with that reasoning, besides the fact that it doesn't work, is that sickness quite clearly is something. Bacteria, virus, cancer cell, poison, etc. Understanding them helps us come up with ways to kill or suppress them.

  • @arvinhokc dude are you for real?

  • @arvinhokc We don't study the darkness? See Thomas Edison and the light bulb. Because I turn on the lights in my room when its dark? Do you think god made the computer in front of you as well?

  • Story told of Mrs Eddy boasting that she & hubby Asa snuck out at nite, told no 1 that they were to 'secretly' meet Ralph Waldo Emerson.Eddy told this story after the 2 men were dead.She said she explained her metaphysics to him,he refused 2 accept them,& he later died.Emerson suffered from dementia 4 the last 11yrs of his life.He was incapable of conversing about much of anything.So, a metaphysical talk with Emerson before he died? Not a chance.

  • The 19th cent. evangelist, 'Rev.' Eddy & her scientific Eddy prayerism schtick says it's center is her hodge-podge bk, 'S&H.' It warns against 'mortal mind,' alot (Oh my!), freaks you out about it's dangers, then says it cannot hurt you when awake or asleep: in fact, mortal mind does not exist at all, it says. Pseudo-intellectual contrariness bullcrap is what Eddyology is. I'm so glad that this generation is not so gullible.

  • @TheBronagh Oh you brought up a real sore spot for a lot of us former CSists! There is no worse feeling than when a family member dies & our CSist family recoils from us because we gave up CS therefore it is our "mortal mind" that caused sickness & death. And when we mention our diabetic condition, our bleeding fibroids,or our breast cancer our CSist family turns away from us out of fear of our nasty "mortal mind." When family rejects you because you are mortal mind, it is devastating,

  • Someone,maybe Rev. Wigon who worked on Mrs. Eddy's bk 'Science & Health,'tacked on the Shakespeare quote, 'There is no right or wrong, but thinking makes it so,' because it sounds sophisticated:it has nothing to do with the ideas of the bk itself. If Eddyism is Xian it has to incorporate the 10 Commandments & they are not pick & choose, but observe all; that is the Xian approach. Eddyism takes the above quote, then the 10 Commandments, anything to drag u in to get her her needed cash.All about $

  • I reccommend a Youtube video, 'Human Sacrifice Persists - In the Form of Healthcare,' by DeltaAtheism. It's a true account of tragic child 'prayer healthcare' cases that faith healers don't want you to know of.

  • Attention DocHymes, Do not send me a private messages again. What is it that U have 2 say 2 me that U don't want other people to hear? I am publishing the one U sent 2 me this afternoon because I believe in transparency of character. I have no personal interest or issues with you.

    Here is DocHymes p/m to me this afternoon. "Those of you abdicating the mockery of a faith you have little knowledge of save the propaganda and revisionist history that has undermined the church,

    (to be continued)

  • @menderfire9 I also received a disgusting, degrading, insulting and misogynistic private email from 'DocHymes' which I did not appreciate at all. 'DocHymes' should not be on Youtube at all after pulling that stunt! Name-calling too, & he doesn't even know me! He can't think to save his life, let alone post anything intelligent. 'DocHymes' is another one of those Eddybots. Insults, recitation and total idiocy!

  • Thank you for addressing this topic. The heavy-duty, hard-sell of Christian science that the Christian Science Church is orchestrating here on Youtube is most disturbing. They are a smallish, well-connected but dying cult. I call it a cult because it is dangerous in its 'avoid doctors, but pay me to pray for you to see your own perfection' money scheme invented by its bipolar recluse, Mary Baker Eddy. She recruited folks to do this prayer scheme so she could get 10% of her minion's profits.

  • Christian Science IS Mary Baker Eddy. CS cannot be discussed without quoting or speaking of Mrs. Eddy. She had a big ego & loved being the center of attention when she wanted it. That is why CS stopped being a 'cause' the day she died. It was never a unified thing at their World Headquarters after she died. Sorry, but Mrs. Eddy was always about herself alone. She really was her cause. Hey, her business paid her well. Unfortunately, it killed people.

  • If thousands die in hospitals each yr in a country of 300 million then the ratio of medicine helping people is VERY impressive. In the US, we do not chain schizophrenics to walls in attics anymore: we have medications for the disease so that they can live a higher quality of life than ever before in history. CS did not provide this, medicine made this possible. The CS church is worth well over $350 million, yet it is running away as fast as it can from it's few 'healing' nursing facilities.

  • if that is what you want to spend your time doing be my guest. Whether you realize it or not, CS is just a way of life. It is LOVE. Us CSist want to spend our life in a positive, greatful, and loving way. Not hating, mean, and as people assuming things that are not even close to being true (like this video..it is not true one bit!) this video is just steriotypes of CS, it`s not deep like how CS really is. I can tell you had a bad experience with CS...but it is a beautiful thing!! It is reality!!

  • Here is my suggestion for Christian Science. The church is dead or nearly dead. It has bad theology, bad science, and a creepy cult leader legacy. The church should go "New Age-Secular" and really attempt to show through medical scientific study, that CS treatment either does or does not heal. The world has become too intelligent for false prophets making false claims. Verify your healing claims with proven evidence just like the medical community. Else, there is no hope for your future.

  • @dwrepub Your information about the source of substantial donations is wrong. Secondly everything you just said is opinion and "they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy (healing)

    Strongs

    Hebrew 7495 rapha' raw-faw' // or // hpr // raphah // raw-faw' //

    That fact that you attack people who turn to God for help puts you in the cat. of Blaspheming. ..not us.

  • @DocHymes Why are you engaging in this immature personal bickering? Go about your CS activities and enjoy your fruits! This is a very funny video, so why not lighten up and stop trying to defend something that can't be defended. Live your best life and be sincere about loving those who discredit you ... stop being so scrappy and insulting back and forth. Just stop it!

  • @menderfire9 Right lets make a mockery of people who actually try to live according to the Gospels and tell them to shut up and get over it so we can continue to mock them.. sounds like a great plan you have there. If weren't trying to live a better life i might be feel a bit like Peter and and cut off more than your ear. Have a nice day :)

  • @DocHymes If u only knew how much crying people have done over this sick FAILURE RELIGION u might sing a different tune. But u don't care to hear that people SUFFER NEEDLESSLY b/c of CS brainwashing. You don't care about families torn apart because former members chose to end their CS suffering & found EFFECTIVE healing elsewhere. I like this funny video b/c I & thousands of other CSrs cried enough!! A little humor is just one more God-given healing balm (of which CSrs are sadly in need of!)

  • @menderfire9 In my opinion if more people got their brain washed it would do good to clean the all filth floating around in it. And don't hand us all the "needless" crap. Your doctors can t make you any guarantees so. Your presumption of healing is being made better physically alone. Christian Healing is based on an adjustment to the moral compass and healing is the result. But if you knew anything about that you wouldn't be so presumptuous, laughing about factual inaccuracies? .. I am :)

  • @DocHymes What kind of people R U who make such a mockery out of the concept of brainwashing? Brainwashing is a serious worldwide, mind-bending, loveless, life-robbing technique that should never ever be condoned!! Brain-washing has no place in God's Infinite Intelligence. Intelligence is the opposite of brain-washing, ESPECIALLY THE RELIGIOUS KIND OF BRAIN-WASHING. It's a moral issue! It is MESSING with peoples life: MESSING WITH TRUTH. It is not a technique to exorcise filth! U & CS R twisted!

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  • @menderfire9 and people suffer even more from meds and medical treatment so what then.....

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  • @menderfire9

    people have suffered because of many things. Religion isn't the most evil thing in the world, you know. Generally people just like to kill, and they use religion to lean back on. If religion had never of been thought of, I doubt there would be too much of a decrease in violent crimes. That said, even though people use religion to torture people, religion was still not created for that reason.

    thats just to comment on your first sentence. i have no idea what a CSrs is

  • @chadd990 "generally people just like to kill" Woah that's a pretty interesting claim, says a lot about where you're coming from.

  • @menderfire9 "Propaganda"You say ? Perhaps the most egregious false propaganda that has ever been perpetrated on humanity has been committed by Roman Catholic Church and instituted by the Jesuits who in silent secrecy and through the misuse of language and theosophy blind humanity to the truth that is in Scripture. Your contempt has been misplaced and it is not your fault. Keep the faith. God bless you.

  • @DocHymes Dear Doc, Why R U so interested in watching these videos if U R such a believer in CS? Why don't you just "know the truth" & let love alone reveal the healing truth to all of us critical trouble makers the way Mrs. Eddy tells you to do? Why are you so scrappy with us disgruntled, educated, former CSists who just want to tell our side of the deadly CS story to the world? Why do your official video channels ban us from commenting on their channels? Censorship. Propaganda. It's hypocrisy.

  • @DocHymes Dear Doc. Again, you are so totally interested in pointing out the evils of everything you can think of just to take the focus off of the last stupid bigoted comment you posted. We are not here to discuss the Roman Catholics or the Jesuits. We are here to discuss MBE who you claim to know more about than we CS-quitters know. I and thousands of other former CSists left the CS church when we saw it's deadly corruption from the INSIDE. Mrs Eddy and her followers are dead wrong. Wake up!

  • @DocHymes No Dochimes, the discussion was not about propaganda, it was about the fact that you can't stand to hear criticism of CS without insisting that the criticism comes from a spirit of hate! You display the typical defense of other fanatical CSists when confronted with anyone who knows more than you know about MBE and CS! You speak just like the priests who you condemn. We vocal former CSists care about human life, health, freedom from mental bondage & free speech which your beliefs choke

  • @menderfire9 And you ...display the typical boilerplate rhetoric and mis-information about the church and Christian Science... based on what ?; anger, contempt, and lies .. Criticism you say ? From here i believe we have a window into what Jesus saw all of the way to the cross; people shouting obscenities, name calling, mocking (as is apparent in this silly video) watching you all repeat history, Crucify him ! Crucify Him! .. You profess to more about CS than me ? Ok Mr. lets see how much. :)

  • @DocHymes CS is certainly NOT Jesus. He is not on trial here, CS is!

    Jesus did not let people die; CS does.

    I have a LOT of anger & contempt for the teachings of MBE & the mental & physical anguish caused by CS which disabled & killed so many innocent followers ... including children.

    There is something morally wrong with CSists & our nation for nor being outraged! And for failing to guard protect the children. Something wrong with people who try to discredit anyone who is angry.

  • @menderfire9 *I have a LOT of anger & contempt for the teachings of MBE & the mental & physical anguish caused by CS* **** Yes we can see that, over and over again. Got it. ***

  • @DocHymes DocHymes. I am glad you got it, Now get it that I do not want you to privately message me any more with your nasty, crazy junk. Say what you have to say in public & show people what a real bothersome, nasty soul you really are. I am a totally public person. My interests are not in dealing privately with any individual. I am only here to use every opportunity I can to help shed light on a sick institution that has hurt many so people. Quit messaging me. Get it? I don't suppose so.

  • @menderfire9 You see here is another attempt at character assassination and a hollow attempt to deflect the real truth. If any body wishes to see my "secret message" i will be happy to post. The only reason this intellectually challenged simpleton cant respond in private is because of they cannot be objective in real life. Posting hate speech is hardly a manifestation of integrity or liberty and more akin to cowardice as is characteristic of evil. You knew more about CS than that ? Guess not.

  • @DocHymes Dear Doc, I asked you a month ago not to private message me. I have no interest in reading or speaking in secret. Secret talk is the enemy of truth! I hate your attitude. Hate is a normal reaction to sin. Hate the sin, love the sinner. Anger is a marvelous energy, it gives us the boost to know that something is really wrong with you CS people who don't give a rip about CS children, the suffering & deaths that CS parents & paid practitioners have caused. You are a heartless dead soul.

  • @dwrepubactually,we are not a"creepy cult"we are just people living the lives of everyone else in a positive way. the church is really blooming in modern age-have you ever been to a CS camp?Lots of kids!tons of new fun things like Disoverybound!CS is blooming in 100s of new ways.Scientest are discovring that mind really can change a whole situation.I have watched tons of medical shows,I am a CS,and,I quote,"by thinking in a positvie way, you can push through the toughest chanllenges and win"

  • that was good ...

  • Christian Science: Because I wanna have an opinion, too. I just don't wanna go through 4-8 years of college to get it.

  • The gentlemen who has taken the liberty to mock Christian Science clearly doesn't appreciate the woman not only healed thousands but challenged mainstream theology head on at period in time in our countries history when women couldn't even vote. It would be instructive for him to read or Re-read some of the early biographies of people that actually knew her. Hardly objective obviously done in the spirit of hatred.

  • @DocHymes Read what Mrs. Eddy had to say about Abby H. Corner, her student, in 1888. Then you will know that Mrs. Eddy could be very distainful.

  • @TheBronagh Right, can always rely on those dissident student accounts that had nothing but love for her . Please. For the record their are volumes of published writings of people that knew Mrs. Eddy personally and other unpublished that encountered her. She paid off others debts (public record) gave without condition, and healed many even after they attempted to blacken her good name through law suits etc.. All documented. I sincerely doubt anyone here has a minutia of that kind of integrity.

  • @DocHymes The comment you made 7 months ago I quote you: "The gentlemen who has taken the liberty to mock Christian Science...It would be instructive for him to read... the early biographies of people that actually knew MBE. The gentleman is hardly objective obviously done in the spirit of hatred."

    My comment to you DocHymes is that your words are the kind of rubbish you CSers use any time someone disagrees with CS propaganda. We who have renounced MBE must be doing it out of hate? Really?

  • This both makes me laugh and makes me quite sad. Laugh because, if you've ever been around CS - they really do say some of these lines. Sad, because clearly one of these guys clearly has been exposed to but not quite absorb MBE's teachings the way they are supposed to be understood. But what the hell, it is a mockumentary, and the part with the human in the cage was great.

  • I should also mention that in no way, shape, or form has any Christian Scientist that I have met put pressure on a sick person not to see a physician if they so choose. In fact, in a few cases when a problem hasn't yielded to prayer quickly there has been great support for taking the medical route whilst continuing to pray. There is great respect for doctors and physicians amongst the Christian Scientists I know, and I have met a number of physicians who share that respect right back.

  • I was introduced to Christian Science a few years ago and had a wonderful healing. The thumb on my writing hand was injured in a childhood ski accident and a large calcium deposit on the knuckle had for several years been preventing me from bending it very far. It was difficult to write. I joined a non-denominational prayer group at my university and was introduced to Science & Health by a lovely couple. Several weeks later it was completely healed. Those who seek with an honest heart will find.

  • Too bad you don't know anything about Christian Science. We are very grateful for Doctors, they do great work. Christian Scientist don't ignore a problem. They face the problem and spiritualy do as Jesus did. He did not rush a person to the nearest Doctor, he saw them as complete, whole reflections of God. Many Christian Scientists will go to a Dr if the spiritual approach does not seem to work as well as hoped. Many Drs tell patents about CS when Drs and Meds fail to help them.

  • I stumbled upon this video by mistake. I have recently made friends with several Christian Scientists. I believe they live by their faith. Christian Scientists are calm people that have seen healing in their own lives. Go to a local Christian Science reading room and they will be happy to talk with you and answer your questions. They also usually have literature they are willing to give to you free of cost if you would like to investigate more.

  • Will5fun, Sorry, I put a thumbs down to your comment, I meant to do a thumbs up.

  • The funny thing is they aren't really exaggerating when they say that "there is no illness, there is only misunderstanding." I guess if you believe that kind of stuff, you probably aren't a big fan of biology, medicine, or basic mental logic.

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  • @thatonekid393 .....When it is said there is NO...sin, sickness, disease or death...it is SPIRITUALLY speaking for the standpoint of being created in the image and likeness of God as the BIBLE, Genesis 1 writes....IF sin, sickness, disease and death were truly real then why did Jesus heal it?

  • @funfactory123 Jesus never said sin, disease, sickness & death did not exist.

  • There are many subjects that would be more entertaining to parody than this, especially since you obviously don't know what you are talking about, unless you asked a friend of a friend that didn't know much about it.

  • I know there's no reasoning with the carnal mind because it's enmity against God - the light shining in darkness and the darkness comprehended it not. But, the Truth is ever at work and will be revealed to everyone.

  • @donniedusk Parrotting a book (S&H) is NOT conversing in a dialogue. Parrotting & talking are not one and the same. Choppy CS-psychobabble is not speech.

  • I am extremely disappointed in the wrong information that presented here. You guys don't understand the deeper meaning of Christian Science. So I am disappointed that you guys think it would be funny to make fun of a religion that you truly don't understand.

  • @Masterofdisater3581....please don't be upset...they (ignorance) did the same thing to Jesus....that enough to confirm we are truly following our Master to the fullest....didn't He (Jesus) say in the BIBLE...that this was to be expected!

  • Comparing MBE to Jesus is an erroneous thing to do. Apples & oranges. Christian Science has no 2 thousand yr history.

  • the truth of christian science if fully understood will set us free. They made a mockery to the truth and not meek enough to receive truth. Be humble.

  • @arvinhokc The ancient meaning of the word adam as meaning 'a dam or obstruction,' is NOT the Truth; it is false. MBE stating that "what God cannot do..." goes against Christianity & CS for God can do all things.

  • Waste of time. These guys flunked their film class. Freshmen? Sophomores maybe? High school certainly. Boring and not funny. Need to learn to write first.

  • Best part was the closing track -- classic 80s yo. Otherwise, lame as hell. Next time pick a topic that people actually care about.

  • Brings hi-fiveing to an all new level.

  • If Jesus didnt heal the sick, or rise from the dead, does Christianity as a whole have long-term credibility? Im not a church-goer myself but I know there are many instances of convincing and verified CS healings. To me even one such healing says something important about the nature of reality. If you're worried about Christian Science being "scientific" read some philosophers of science like Thomas Kuhn or Paul Feyerabend and you'll be far less sure about what you think you know

  • How can you be so evil to make such a video?? How could you be so disrespectful to Mary Baker Eddy who did so much for people is one of the greatest Christian women of all time??? Freedom of speech does not equate to disrespect. What have you done for this world and for humanity???? All these attacks against Christian Science and Mary Baker Eddy just prove without a doubt that what she wrote is true. Error and sin hates Truth and Love. Shame on you !!!!

  • @alpidistra MBE was NOT kidnapped by Indians after her first marriage, as she has stated. She was NOT rescued by a big African slave man that she owned. She did NOT free him, as she NEVER owned a slave, let alone was rescued from 1, nor freed 1. Read the history of Christian Science. Then choose whether you want to follow and truth-telling person, or not.

  • @alpidistra MBE had a problem telling the truth. The evidence is in the CS Reading Rm. She was not kidnapped by Indians, she was not rescued by a slave she owned, she did not free this fictitious slave she owned. She did not read of a young woman who did not age in the British medical journal, The Lancet. She LIED. Hypocrisy is fatal to religion.

  • Normally I like spoofs- but with this kind of thing, I don't like misinformation going around to people. Sorry I can't appreciate it. It just kind of makes me sick.

    :-/ Wasn't made badly though, so... er... good production skills o.0

  • ayrlynangel. Billions of people agree with U that misinformation is a very bad thing & that those who practice the art & science of producing misinformation R a huge detriment to society & should be publicly corrected,reprimanded, STOPPED & forced 2 publicly retract their information, THAT IS PRECISELY WHAT MANY PEOPLE R TRYING TO DO REGARDING christian science!!! You people who still love CS don't get the fact that U could B the ones who R dreadfully mis-taugh & misinformed. You R deluded.

  • By your account, all religions should do the same. The christian science monitor doesn't shy away from stories on war, or poverty or strife. Why imagine we don't see these things? There's a difference between saying something in the absolute and the relative. Although I do have to say its kind of funny for someone to mispell 'mistaught'. Anyone can be deluded. Just because we don't agree with mainstream doesn't mean we're wrong. Historically, common beliefs have been very far off base.

  • @ayrlynangel CS Monitor shies away from death reports in general and in reporting medical breakthroughs too.

  • @menderfire9 ......interesting because I was saying the same thing about this comment and all the side line cheerleaders who sit back and misteach and misinform others about what you don't know regarding Christian Science....no one is in anyones head to know the thoughts a person entertains... Christian Science will always be attacked by non-believers as so was Jesus...but funny how thru all the attempts the movement still remains....(^_^)

  • @funfactory123 The CS church is not doing very well. It is dying.

  • HYSTERICAL. This video is humorous "reality." I was raised in the Christian Science cult. One day, I actually read the Bible, in context (CS's don't read the Bible in context as it contradicts their views). I discovered that Mary "Crazy Eddie" Baker was preaching a Jesus other than the Biblical Jesus. Mary Baker was disturbed woman; a false prophet, a servant of Satan; not Christian, and not a scientist. Jesus is my Lord & Savior. I am grateful for Him and for delivering me from CS.

  • I am happy for U that you got out of C.S. because it is crazy-making, emotionally crippling & has the potential 4 believers to hide all manner of addiction, dysfunction, unkindness, thoughtlessness, psychopathic behavior, "sin" & 'evil" by its constant insistance that none of this bad stuff is real. People old & young die while they zone out for hours reading & reciting the passages that work for them to numb themselves to what is going on in the material world. LIKE HEROINE OR METH

  • Ummm, I think you're thinking of Scientology. Christian Science does not deny the wrongs in the world, that's why they have the international newspaper, the Christian Science Monitor, which works hard at uncovering them.

  • Ummm, you must be thinking of Scientology. CS works hard at uncovering wrongs in the world, that's why they publish the CS Monitor, an international newspaper that works to uncover them.

  • @menderfire9....your comment simply confirms that you have no clue about the teachings of Jesus or Christian Science....your post makes no sense at all but then aga