Kingdom Hearts Diss Wars - Round 1

[XIIIObsession]

Oblivion and Oathkeeper are Roxas's keyblades? Sora only uses two in that one form

[FurballandTigger]

Sora should have said, "I'm Saix! And I LOVE playing with my Mansex! :D!" xDDD!

[TheZoe97]

hey Xigbar shoot me thats a good one

[TheHolyheadshot]

this is kinda gay. but that chick dressed like saix is pushin out the comments like crazy.

[coolbluemidnite]

YAYZ SORA GOT OWNED :D

[KawaiiProduxions]

Hahaha pimpin sora leaning against the wall in the background!!

[animefanatic533]

"I'm Sora! I'm the sad bastard child of Squal and Cloud!" Ooooouuuuu harsh!

[kiid1girlii]

Yooooo Saix :)

I think your my new favorite :DD

[disinterested22]

there's so much material u can do on sora. im surprised sora lasted so long

[KairiPrincessOfHeart]

The awesome thing about these videos is for the 3 or so years now I've had these videos in my favorites I still laughed as hard as I did the first time I watched this. It's just that epic.

[PunkPlaidKitty]

SORA GOT SERVED!!

[maxxam012]

"Why don't you go play, 'Spank the booty' with Marly?" It is at this point Sora lost. :D

[maxxam012]

"I'm Sora; I'm the sad bastard child of Squall and Cloud!" That. Was. Epic. Win. 8D

[ky015]

"Reject OF LEGEND OF ZELDA"

[ElfAttacker]

You guys are so flippin awesome!

[Smoresora]

oh gosh, too funny! xD "I'm Sora, I'm dressed by FAIRIES."

[dmbstmbs]

i what to download it 1 and 2 or can u send it to me at danaboss....... send me a message at dmbstmbs for the rest

[Angelofmusic303]

Theres another Sora in the background! XD

[SimmyPVPserver]

Watching Sora kiss Saix's boots made my day. 8D

[TheHalliwell666]

Just remembered the last one, "So this begs the question, what do you do with these when your with roxas. Ohh wait, I believe thats called mastrabation." That cracked me up so hard. ROFL. I love you Saix. Is the person playing saix the same person that plays zexion?

[TheHalliwell666]

My favorite was ""I'm sora. I'm cute and innocent but I'm gay as all hell. " Epic Win. So true.

[uzumakijonin]

ohhh im saix the only reason my swords called claymore beause i cant get a real women

[smileyanimeface]

lol that saix is goooooood *steal his ider for diss war is gonan has at con this year againt a sora*

[Pinkpokegal]

lol sora got BURNED! lol go siax! u shoulda said something about how he wears a jumpsuit and add accesories just to make it look cool XD

[thesillyfool]

"look at me, i look like a reject from lenged of zelda!" OH PWNED!!! xD

[DemyxPuppyChan]

omg i LOVE this rofl

[asiansinsation3]

im saix, and i try to act all cool with my fake ass game accent

[Theespada13]

I'm Sora, and my hair is more dangerous than my weapon!

[asiansinsation3]

yu a fag stfu LOL , jkk xD

[wolfblood11]

i told me exgf in england about being the bastard son of squall and cloud. SHE FUCKING LOVED IT SINCE SHE COSPLAYS ROXAS

[5manga5]

LMFAO This would be hilairious in the actual game!

[StarlingDinNova]

XDDDDD lol SORA GOT PWND!!! XDDD That's what he gets for messing with Saix! XDDD

[Makubestu]

lmao!

[KimimaroAndFriends66]

"ON YOUR KNEES, AND KISS MY BOOTS!" xD

[rubberd0512]

MAJOR BURNAGE!!!! think about marly .vs. larxene!!!! that would be hilarious

[SaisOneLove]

''Hey look at me im sora im cute and inocent but im gay as all hell'' XDDD

[burnthechickens]

This round clearly went to Saix, sorry Sora XD

"I'm dressed by fairies!"

"They were vicious!"

They were, like...Merryweather was touching him inappropriately o_o

Cosplayers. Are. Awesome.

[tycoonmike3]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty certain he said "witches," not vicious.

[burnthechickens]

Maybe. Sorry. I did think it was vicious, though.

[tycoonmike3]

Nah, whatever. It's all cool.

[karaiko]

you guys so rule the diises were soo funny!

[ToastWeaselofDOOM]

LOLZ ^^

[funnyman290]

''Hey look at me im sora im cute and inocent but im gay as all hell''

ROFLMAO

;D

XD ROFLMAO

[xXSweetxNightmareXx]

I haven't finished the vid yet, but I don't need to. Saix won it with this line:

"I'm Sora! I'm the sad bastard child of Squall and Cloud!" OOOOOH! Burn! XD Even the desperate 'Legend of Zelda reject' line and the yaoi paddle could not save Sora from that.

[AkemiKyosho]

Saix pwns

[avatarbestfangirl]

Hi, I'm Saix. My weapon is an oversized yaoi paddle.

Sora, you got owned.

[AnimeDancePartyGirl]

sora got pwnd

[PIXYxBABESx]

lmaf XD funny lololol

[Theespada13]

SAIX PWNS!

[poohitsyou]

lolz

[SomecooIkid]

Pwned

[Tackid314]

Wow...Saix knows some dark shit!

Basterd Child,Dressed by Fairies,and others....Saix may suck fighting wise,but he is the KING of Diss Fights!

[kittenless]

at 2:26, were they hugging or kissing? I couldn't tell.

[MaxSlasher]

we were hugging.

[AnthemR0]

hugging

XD

[XxHeartKairixX]

Pft. XD

[anime00luver]

SAIX PWNS ALL!

[giristhebest13]

indead

[Kennydiedagain]

sad bastard child of squall & cloud?

I KNEW IT!!!!!

[GANGOcrew]

DUDE OH MY GOD! Saix should've said

"Look at me, I'm Sora.

Even though my pants are poofy, it stil dosen't hide the fact that I get an erection everytime I'm with Riku!"

Oh god, Nikki is gonna kill me.... 0-0

-G in GANGOcrew.

[JaganshiChelsea]

Nikki? Are you Chelsea?

[GANGOcrew]

for the record, gracie, i might kill you too.

D=<grrrr..... jkjkjk, you know you'

re my BFF.

-A in GANGOcrew

[origamikid1995]

woa sora got served....

YOU HAD 2 KISS SAIX'S FOOT XP

sick but funny.

saix's x shaped scar is a good target 4 Xigbar

[keyblader9080]

saix=im sora and im dressed by fairies

Sora=they were vicious

lololol that was funny

[kuramafan58]

That Saix is brilliant!

[Sora111223]

whats the differnce between faires and pixies

[KitaraStrife]

In Kingdom hearts, fairies have actual wing while pixies fly around via scarves or random little bat wing accessories (i don't know what to call Paine's wings...).

[StarJem101]

this always makes me happy ^_^ I actually used some of the disses at my school XD

[annetcats]

Who is you Saix? I love them so much!

[GeekFairy]

Oh my god. xD I laughed SO HARD at this.

[knotchan]

ive seen a comic about sora being the bastard offspring of squall and cloud

[giristhebest13]

deviant art?....

[OrlandoBloomFn]

I'm Sora! I'm the sad bastard child of Sqwall and Cloud!

[fearofhorror12]

i got one i'm saix and my mood swings are so bad that i need angermanagement classes XD and i can't live without my Xemnas (mansex) lol

[giristhebest13]

LOL

[StarJem101]

that was a smart move taking a dis and turning it into a... not dis?

[AmberApocalypse]

DUDE! That was awesome.

[LearnAboutMe101]

LOL "I'm Sora and i'm a sad bitch child of Scwall and Cloud!" LOL!

[ELACG]

Squall. Not Scwall. D< (Sorry. I had to fix it. I was dying.)

[567cloud765]

one against saix: "Look at my gaint paddle sitck!!!"

[Sora111223]

im sorry but i have to say this after No Way Out

look at me im Triple H im so cute and innocent but im gay has all hell FU triple H and no way out sucked...sorry im done that diss was the best for it

[Sora111223]

this one is better then 2

[Sora111223]

my name is saix and i have elf ears I look like a reject from the Legend of Zelda

[redhotcustoms]

i love the masturbation one!

[ladyravenblack]

"I'm Sora, I'm the sad bastard child of Squall and Cloud"

[LearnAboutMe101]

They are cool, i made about 4 new freinds there and it was in a luxuary hotel, i loved it and afterwards me and my freinds just went around doing stupid things, i think the dumbest was when i used my flower keyblade and did a boss fight with one of my mates who was dressed as Demnyx, i won but then my keyblade almost broke, thank god it didn't, but it was fun!!

[justmerozzie]

I would love to go toone of those!

[LearnAboutMe101]

Where did you cospaly, at home or at a proper convention, i used to live in the USA and i went to one kh cosplay, i went as Kiari, and i really want to go to another one!!

[LearnAboutMe101]

Do you have Kingdom Hearts cosplays only in the USA, if you do i am really pissed off, because i live in the UK!!

[GothicAngelofdoom1]

i'm from the UK too and i've kh cosplayed

[LearnAboutMe101]

Luv Sora's disses, SORA RULES!! I luv it when he said "I'm Saix and i look like a re-ject from the Legand Of Zelda" LOL!!

[Kigichi]

XD i did this with a couple of my buddies at Anime boston last year but we were dressed as Naruto chracters....>) and i triumphed over ALL!! Xd for i was ITACHI!! the master of diss!!

[XMaekaxSanxAlmightyX]

Yes, yes. XD Itachi is always the master of diss.

[Kigichi]

XD muwahahahaha! i even topped a Marlexia with the line: "Hi! Im Marlexia and im gayer then a pair of velvet pants at Versace!" XD game. set. match.

[XMaekaxSanxAlmightyX]

Ahahaha!!! Oh wow... That's awesome... XP

[Kigichi]

XD i am....THE MASTER OF DISS! Xd not to mention i always go for the low blow. its sooooooooooooo fun!!

[XMaekaxSanxAlmightyX]

XDDDD Sweeettt.. Now I wanna be in one. xDDD

[Kigichi]

^^ do it! but be warned the dissis will come at you hard, fast and without mercy!! >)

[XMaekaxSanxAlmightyX]

XDDDD Thanks for teh advice. XP

[Kigichi]

^^ your welcome! and heres a tip: go for the looks, the way they walk and the alternative motives behind there choice of companions and weapons

[Headstaber]

"Hi i am Itachi.I am gay and blind at the same time."

-Tobi

[KiaMaxwell06]

Sorry, Sora. Normally I love you, but this tima around, Siax wins!

[luveprincesora]

From Lilith~

Saix...you rock hard core.You have my total and eternal respect.Mostly because Sora didn't use a comment on you and Superior-Sora,what's wrong with you?*hits sora in the head*

[strawhatcomet]

I loved Sora's fairy comeback! "They were bitches!"

[naminepanda]

actually, sora said "they were witches"

[Serasia]

Normally insulting people is frowned upon...but here it rocks! Man, wish I had been there. Nice one guys :D

"What DO you do with these when you're with Roxas?" XD

[99754281]

That was freakin amazing!!!!!!!!!

[smverduzco]

wow he kcked soras ass

[AngelWingSora55]

This is too funny!!! Poor Sora, he's still the best though. I'm Sora, I'm the sad bastard child of squall and cloud..I'm Saix and I half elf ears, I look like a reject from the Legend of Zelda..LOL!! Also the pause after says Sora is dressed by Fairies...priceless.

[zwinkygirl20]

OUCH!

[Matsirules]

saix owns

[luveprincesora]

Sora could've use a diss using Saix and Xemnas!

[whiteasbleach]

saix kicked soras butt. sora rules though

[disinterested22]

man that saix cosplayer is awesome at this

[KeybladeMaster646]

i look like a reject from the ledged of zelda!

[fantasykingdom1227]

Cotton Candy Hair, Legend of Zelda reject,Sad Bastard Child. OMG!

[dancingthrootuesday]

xDD Five stars just for the Legend of Zelda alllusion.

[evanescenceroxass]

Haha.

[Aeron3363]

lol

[FF7RLZ]

man... this was funny to watch. you shoulda done zexion though. that woulda been really funny.

[heartless88]

Oh I am so doing this at Otakon 2007!!

[xandirwasmylover]

The sad bastard child of Squall and Cloud...XD

[xAvaRenx]

Sora actually lost lol... well actually beating a charater like him in all this... really simple I mean just look at the vids again...

[marchingchick08]

Great vid!! Love the insults! :)

Are there any other diss vids apart from the Axel one?

[randomness546]

good thing zexion didn't get dissed... so many things to make fun of

[SerenaM07]

Go Saix!!

[kairiXhikariX]

Saix is badass. It's just one right after another

[OrganicAids]

We thought up the masturbation thing too. Dude, we wrote a whole friggin' debate on that topic. xD

Great job!

[crazykidwrath1]

Where do you guys come up with this stuff! XDD

[KairiPrincessOfHeart]

Omg wow awesome dis battle.! "Oh Look At Me I'm Saix! I'm a reject from the Legend of Zelda!:

[LeafDaughterofAuron]

Oh, wow. This stuff was crazy funny!

[Tackid314]

Dressed by fairies!FUNNY!

UNLOCK THIS!LOL

[FF7RLZ]

'my name's Saix and i have elf ears! i look like a reject from The Legend Of Zelda!' lolz xD!!!!!

[mewmewneko2]

omg,soooo funny!!! at least i kill people!! unlock this,unlock this!

[ichigorenjirukia12]

The SoraXRoxas joke was hilarious.

As was the "Bastard Child of Squall and Cloud"

Woww. XD

[aquadogpro]

aaa!!!1 ha ha ha =') o yeah

im saix!!! and i have male PMS

BURNED THAT WAS ALL ME BABY!!

[Soraishere15]

OMG ! !

[ferdelance618]

lol, sad bastard of squall and cloud, FUNNY!

[xARIAHUGHES]

Go Saix!

[sayaaya213]

Im sora and im dressed by faries!

[MuffcakeRuler]

They were witches!

[sayaaya213]

technically he said they were pixies!

[crazedfreak382]

hey look @ me! im demyx! and square enix was origanally gonna make me gay! not that i already am!!!!

[animelovercilla]

Saix; hi im sora and im the sad basterd child of squall and cloud.

haha i love that classic

[Nikanaiko]

xD "I LOOK LIKE A REJECT FROM THE LEGEND OF ZELDA!"

Yeah, he kinda does. AFTER HIM, HELMAROC! HE COULD BE THE PRINCESS IN ANOTHER DISGUISE!

[garrasninja]

looky me im sora im cute and inocent but im gay AS HELL~!!!!!!!

[Sasux0xChan]

XDXD Go Saix!

[x0craziione0x]

LMAO!

this was hilarious!! GOO SAIX! X3

[kingdomheartsgirl2]

xDDDDDDDDD....SAIX PAWNS ALL!!!

[KlonoaAura]

"I'm sora, I'm cute and innocent, but I'm gay as all hell!" LOL! Hiliarious!

[hippie32145]

WTF NOOO SORA!!!!!

[Rishenu]

wait.. Who did Saix Spank last night?! O-o;

[MuffcakeRuler]

Marluxia...

[Rishenu]

...

dear gods... I think I just had a nosebleed... <3

yay! 711!

[Nikanaiko]

Marly. AKA Marluxia.

[disinterested22]

XD i kept thinking marle (barret's daughter from ff7)

[MuffcakeRuler]

OMG! Go siex...

[Harkat13]

GO SAIX XD

[Yuffiefanboy]

still wOOting

[Efronlover14]

lmao! haha

[EmoLovers999]

Awsome XD Gooo saix XD Goo sora XD

[naruto3323]

sora should have won

[Marlxa]

DUDTOLLY lol IM A gIRL

[megrockssocks]

lmao i love it!! :D

love child of squall and cloud :P

[NarutoNHinataLove]

Why didn't Sora say ," Well at least I don't screw my mother!!"

[LucyxNyuu7]

Cotton candy hair.. xD LMFAO XD

[elizahime]

holy crap 0.0

[PasNRaine]

hey xigbar! shoot me! lol that is great you guys should totally do it again but with like everyone in some sort of tournament thing it would be great!

[Carrah]

A Diss Wars Tournament? Hmm....I like this idea

[PasNRaine]

yeah after watching this the first time i was curious as to how many diss' i could make on each character.. i have like 2 pages just on sora... lol i love sora tho he is one of my fav characters, the one who plays sora in your vids is great he and roxas crack me up

[DawningDarkness]

Saix > Sora.

[Ally245]

lol funneh az!!

[intherain93]

"I'm sora!- i'm the sad bastard child of squall and cloud!" omg priceless