Easter Jesus Music Video

[SuperLightning123]

mp3

[ruthannbh]

dumb.

[juiceman38804]

you guys just did this to get a rise out of people obviously.. and it worked to a certain extent. You cant deny however, the people that post these comments would appear quite sane and not the crazy religious freaks you might portray them to be. So who is the fool in this picture? You should take this down and stop embarrassing yourself but im sure you wont do that. It looks like time and money went into this piece of shit... sadly....

[DemianHermann]

Jesus said "I am the Way, the Truth and the Life". But why do so many Christians ignore the truth? Modern Christians choose to believe in myths rather than acknowledge reality. Seek the truth, please go to Truthcontest(dot)com and read The Present (with religion).

[1lillylangtree]

Haha, this guy looks like a total dumbass

[NinjaxPower]

bastardi -.-"

[EASTSIDEGANSTA1]

dumb asses

[jaypo63]

nahhh i usually find inserting a red hot poker into any one of their orifices does the trick,its precise and straight to the point,lol take care

xx

[jaypo63]

lol lol at last few comments,you guys have upset the jesus brigade,beware the wrath of the happy clappys

[SelfmadeMonkeys]

@jaypo63 Hah! Thanks for the warning. If you have any tips for defending ourselves, please let us know. Bulletproof vest? Holy water? Jesus shield?

[adicjuni]

u too can be saved!!!! he loves u anyway, and i encorage you my brother to experince the life jesus has reserved for you. my lord loves you. plz don't make this videos please because it hurts when someone insults my lord. remember nothing will ever fill in your heart but him!!! don't ber afraid god will give you the love you can't find=) i know u just can't velieve and you feel like this is all a lie, i felt like that before, . give urself an opportunity plz plz plz plz plz

[SelfmadeMonkeys]

@adicjuni You make a great point.

[No1Rides4Free]

You know.. You self loathing,liberal ,attention freaks don't really fool anyone. You hate yourselves and you want the rest of the world to be just as empty as you are.. When you see anyone with faith and practicing good mental health , happiness and self improvement that scares you... so just like any self loathing idiot you attempt to tear that down. Your attempt here is worthless moron.. YOU STILL HAVE THAT LOST,EMPTY PIECE OF SHIT STARING BACK AT YOU EVERY MORNING IN THE MIRROR...don't you...

[SelfmadeMonkeys]

@No1Rides4Free Wait a second. Just you wait a second! Shh, don't say anything. You know what? I like you.  You've got spunk, kid! We should hang out. What are you doing this weekend?

[No1Rides4Free]

No wonder California is dead broke.. WITH IDIOTS LIKE THIS MAKING UP THEIR POPULATION..FUCKING IDIOTS.....

[SelfmadeMonkeys]

@No1Rides4Free Jesus loves you, my angry son.

[No1Rides4Free]

@SelfmadeMonkeys AND THE DEVIL LOVES YOU TOO.. SAY HELLO TO HIM WHEN YOU GET THERE AND YOUR ASS IS ROASTING OVER THAT NICE HOT SPIT. fuckin worthless atheist bastards...

[SelfmadeMonkeys]

@No1Rides4Free Ahh, it's so wonderful to see Jesus' message of peace and love alive and well in you.

[itsafalsebelief]

amazing.

[HeniekSpodSiudemki]

THATS PRO

[doogify1]

gee one click of the key board and I am a friend. Nice song for a blasphemer. :)

[SelfmadeMonkeys]

@doogify1 Hah, yeah, maybe it's not what Jesus would do, but thanks for being friends with a blasphemer!

[bleedgrey29]

This is my Easter Tradition... Just remember folks Satan is a douchebag...

[doogify1]

Judas made easter possible.Now who was really crucified?

[klikic]

LOL water to wine pwned LMAO and LOLOLOL At Judas

[cuskelly]

1:57 - 1:59 = hilarious

[COPETESCOPETES]

we are all going to hell for watching this

lol

[SelfmadeMonkeys]

As long as you make Jesus your screen saver you can't go to hell!

[KuwaitYoutubi]

Modern Jesus hhh

[nateemerson]

"So spread 'em, girl, for the passion of the Christ!"

"Take that, Mel Gibson!"

[meak911]

jesus stands for jewsus lol

[thegraduate1977]

SMM at it again!

[joelsjunkemail]

The sprinkler! ROFLAMO!!!! I'm going stright to hell.

[SelfmadeMonkeys]

Don't worry - we'll be right there next to you.

[bleedgrey29]

you... you silly Jesus...

[SelfmadeMonkeys]

Sounds like you need to get some new friends, Pooty! Thanks for spreading it around to people - we appreciate it - and we know that's exactly what Jesus would do.

[pootypoot64]

I live in Utah so it's hard to find people who aren't mormon and who share some of my opinions. But my friend anna, she's from Germany, should this to me and she said it's the most popular vid. in Germany.

[SelfmadeMonkeys]

Well, we all know the history of great comedy from Germany. Thanks Anna!

[thegraduate1977]

germans know funny. look at hitler's stache? Comedy. Goose step? Hilarious. And who can forget the old, "Go freshen' up in that room." gag. Funny people.

[pootypoot64]

OMFG! I LOVE THIS! I emailed it to all my friends and they got pissed at me because apparently this is offensive (I hate Utah). Is it something about me being an athiest that I don't see anything offensive about this? GR8 job!!!!!!!!1

[ANJFlimsyo]

how do i make you my screen saver bay bayy

[SelfmadeMonkeys]

Just click your heels three times.

[windexcleaner2]

what the fuck???

[wootieput]

i posted this on myspace on easter!!! awesome opossums!!!! :D

[SelfmadeMonkeys]

Nice! And that's why Jesus loves you. Well, he probably loved you before, but he loves the hell outta you now!

[etniesplat]

this is EPIC!!!!

[caramilkninja]

That was some righteously funny shit. You guys kick ass.

[thereinyourheartache]

wow thats some sexy hair! lol

[SelfmadeMonkeys]

Thanks. I only wash it in holy water.

[bainzbiznainzez]

awesome work here.

[jaypo63]

lol brill

[brkjbeen]

omg

[LOLDIS]

Now spread 'em girl, for the passion of the christ!!

Classic!

hilarious!!!!!!!!!

[SelfmadeMonkeys]

Thanks! We had divine inspiration...

[TGAW813]

well he is jesus people cant post blah about him

[catdemonninja]

I'm surprised there aren't more people being all "BLAH!!!" at you for posting this.

[TGAW813]

i was a jew so take that mel gibsin roflmao

[rocky2466]

oh i did try to repost your vid for easter ifelt guilty and removed it rock on your gonna do it

[SelfmadeMonkeys]

Hah! We wouldn't want you to feel guilty, but just so you know, we haven't been struck down by lightning or hit by a bus or anything. Although I did have a popcorn kernel stuck in my teeth for hours...

[rocky2466]

i wonder you might be him

[meak911]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

[plipiethefish]

hahaha lol that cracked me up

[yadejenmeenpaz]

Christ is back, tell a friend(8)

lol wth!

[HalvaMuffin]

That was exactly what I was looking for to state my case! Excellent! By the way, great moves Jesus...good job.

[rangerp4ck89]

ROTFLx(times)10000004237428973­487389742987430000000000000038­497293476936487264020000~~!~!~­!!!!!!@!@!@!@1!!

[shippundenhinata1597]

haha "turn water to wine and messed up your head"!! haha that made me crack out laughing

[rollerfemme]

UTTER BRILLIANCE

"... but I was a Jew so take that Mel Gibson" almost peed my pants.

[laughuntilyoupuke]

LMAO! hahaha, that shit is the best! u guys rock!

[SnCtyHillbly]

TOO FUNNY!!!

[lmousel]

tahha! i new jesus was a stoner!

[SelfmadeMonkeys]

Yeah, but back in his day you had to be really careful who was around when you said, "I want to get stoned." That shit could hurt.

[meak911]

Jesus the bright and morning star Eosous/Eosphorus (Rev 22:16) is the Sun of the Dawn or Eos/Easter/Venus.

[katokatokiller]

may you all be lied to and celebrate the spring equinox

[ShaylaMali]

Good point

[Modest86]

everyone is a lot less harsh on youtube versus myspace.

[RedWorld]

OMG!!! XDXDXD

Happy Easterz! <3

[peweeh]

happy easter i guess :D

[WiiWiiSlap]

Myspace featured it

happy easter

[SelfmadeMonkeys]

Hah, can't believe you saw it on Myspace and Youtube! You should get a frequent viewer discount from us. From now on, we'll knock 50% off your fee. Happy Easter to you too!

[yadejenmeenpaz]

And in Veoh =O

[AliceDeboo]

hahahahahaha

[jamiestark]

I be doin' the sprinkler when I bust out tha casket

[JustinSala]

Take that Mel Gibson!

Nice.

[SpitfireZero]

rofl dude nice

[SpitfireZero]

rofl dude nice

[SelfmadeMonkeys]

Thanks, appreciate it. Now get off the floor and watch some more vids!

[619arod]

haha