The Really, Really Giving Tree

[CinnabunnyBoutique]

:O oh no!!!! This was so depressing..... especially at the end...

[geartrain440]

that was depressing.

[randompersonsayshi]

Was that Amir's voice I heard. Ah, Amir how I love you.

[StMegam]

WHAT DID I JUST WATCHED?

=="

[TeamLegitimatcy]

i wonder what eat her apples is code for...

[chunificationify]

THIS SUCKED SOOOOOO MUCH

[JCween4]

Y m I watching this im 11

[mcpottypants9]

Hug that trunk bitch ima plant some seeds in ya

[BObPrInCeX124]

I just found out who Amir is...lol but he rocks! :)

[tenyuji]

The tree sounded hot.

[OMFGDmanrules]

amir is a douche. Collegehumor took it too far.

[Chrome57flytha2nd]

And the tree kicked that guys ass

[SkateAndCheerGirl]

Wait, the tree went to an airport? no one notice this?

[upup3022]

this one for som reason offends me?

[jeffsixx124]

I dont understand why people hate this so much.

[TheTokuin]

@jeffsixx124 its not that they have a reason to hate it, it's that they have no reason to like it.

[Nichordnaruto]

Tree-zoned?

[vagnurt]

just like amir!

[callmeBlendiC]

That was just... in bad taste... with no moral point... or a point at all... holy balls.

[FragmakerPoland]

this one sucks

[Volkerjake1]

Poop

[MultiKee10]

Amir?

[Andysbat]

This was blasphemy. If it's funny fine...but this was just stupid. And Amir annoys the fuck out of everyone, His shtick is old and annoying.

[asmallkitten0]

that was fucking hitlarious? :3

[iRandom2i]

Umm lol I guess??

[monkofzammy]

Sooooo ummmm, this wasn't funny, it was kinda boring and stupid

[ash356]

Well, this sucked.

[TheBermudaMan]

I think you guys crossed a big line here. Cruelty is all well and good in the name of black comedy, but this is cruelty with no actual punch line. Ergo, no comedy.

At the very least you could have given the evil boy some kind of comeuppance at the end. As it is, I don't feel like laughing. I just feel sick and depressed.

[asmallkitten0]

@TheBermudaMan that depresses you? thats fucking pathetic.

[TheBermudaMan]

@asmallkitten0 As much as I'd love to take someone who calls himself "asmallkitten0" seriously...I can't.

[asmallkitten0]

@TheBermudaMan i get that a lot :3

[Krazeekid1000]

@TheBermudaMan Shut up, it was funny.

[TheBermudaMan]

@Krazeekid1000 Make me.

Or do you feel safer behind a veneer of internet anonymity? I have a feeling you don't make a regular habit out of the whole "shut up" thing in real life for fear of more immediate repercussions than you would online.

Bawk bawk, I smell chicken.

[AverageCheeseBlock]

@TheBermudaMan he just doesn't realize that the internet it not anonymous...it never was and it never will be...so...I suppose he will understand the problems with his ideas one day...and he will pay for his own ignorance...

[AverageCheeseBlock]

@TheBermudaMan also...you're right this video is not funny in anyway...

[chunificationify]

@TheBermudaMan me too

[Nicochara]

@TheBermudaMan Its a cartoon, if you're going to be this "hurt" over a CARTOON, you need a fucking life.

[dragonslover]

@Nicochara If you don't find emotional attachments, even in cartoons, you don't HAVE a life.

[MrJimgerard]

I always thought The Giving Tree to be a sickass kids' book.

[ACRedsCreations]

Why was this related to Symphony X?

[jillandzo101]

ITS AMIRS VOICE

[StopTheMusicThen]

Okay, there was no real conclusion or funny parts.

[tisfatman]

if i was that tree i would have fucking shoved a twig up his ass

[Digitizeddragon]

This one sucked...

[MegaSum182]

how sad that guys an asshole

[clockfish42]

I watched all of the other videos.

Laugh.

Watch this one.

No Laugh.

[patchy700]

Stupid amir

[arbredemang]

sucked.



[glacierfrost828]

D:  poor tree.

[zackboomer]

This is the worst video college humour ever put out

[Bud9776MD]

what a hunk of crap....not funny at all

[thetheater54]

....My childhood is now ruined.

[agovinoveritas]

That was just messed up. Not funny at all. Boo.

[TheEnigmaConundrum]

....and the tree was happy

[Shanaliq]

that was boring...

[gingergiant89]

:(

[konohamarutard]

wtf the tree was nice and the dude was a jerkwad.

[Richard600606]

1:34

that looks like

*puts on sunglasses"

a treesome....

YEEEAAAAH

[manuel32720011]

is it me or is everything on college humor just not funny?

[isam1335]

i dont get the funny stuff here

[XxTreetailxX]

Poor tree, there goes one of my favorite books.

[superwatermelon12345]

Poor tree

[25Mexx]

ahh top coments !!!..think of something! uhh,umm PIE !!!!

[froggereatsflies]

@25Mexx yeah thats not gonna get top comment

[MrSpazcon]

watch out for that twig bitch!

[albertofilms2]

I laughed when he was hving sex

[JunKazamaFan]

"Ohhh, hug that trunk, bitch. I'm a plant some seeds in you right now." I laughed at that. I feel sorry for the tree, though.

[benjieweiss]

looks just like amir!

[albert6014]

Depressing...

Thats how this world works.

[PrivateFlanky]

i almost cried

[kazi789]

not funny

[xoxoEllexoxo142]

Wouldn't the part where they have sex under the tree be a threesome? XD

[TheMilez66]

@xoxoEllexoxo142 or a treesome

[zackboomer]

@xoxoEllexoxo142 nope, a treesome

[aTurtleWaxedMyAT4]

that was fucking shit

[boysoldier10002]

And Michele is now sad....

[RyanLobb]

It's not gay that it's in a treeway haha

[megken5]

ouch right in the child hood

[xroguepassionx]

That was depressing.

[peachtable966]

this was way too real!

[OmagaMinion]

1:59 hole thing?

[767deltaairlines]

@OmagaMinion have you ever seen trees? fucking idiot

[OmagaMinion]

@767deltaairlines No I didnt

[Cheeseusification]

Amir you hurt that tree deep.

[Gods1mbad]

This Hurt my feelings

[thevampirediariesawe]

at 1 35 u would think the tree would say something like dont do that here

[Yunuensucks]

this sucks ):<

[QWolfie]

what the fuck ws this :S

[SilentDeathV2]

You motherf*cking son of a ...

[happysnap101]

1:35 WTF??? u just ruined this story for me forever now!!! btw, y does the GIRL tree have a GIRL date??

[LuvElaYay]

i know it sounds lame but this made me cry ;(

[TheExplodingPumpkin]

Amir! :D

[thavawenyoz]

The lame Key & Peele Comedy Central ad was funnier than this.

[sm403]

so if he was having sex behind a talking tree and the chick hung on it, would that be a treeway?

[victoneter]

@sm403 You should do stand up comedy, bro.

[GoldeneyeDoubleO7]

what the fuck college humor i used to love ur vids cos of the hilarity this one is just dumb and retarded. I dont know if u were trying be like family guy but whoever gave u this idea u should fire him

[ShuruTheBladehog]

@GoldeneyeDoubleO7 If you didn't notice this one was made in 08. Not a recent video.

[Zxiyer]

what the hell, thats so sad like at least give it an actual ending, it so sad!

[Zxiyer]

what the fucking hell, thats so sad like at least give it an actual ending, it so sad!

[Mr225gabe]

thats definetly Amir doing the voice for the guy.

[switchedatbirthcraze]

its amir!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[HK41586]

I can fix him :@

[chrantheman]

This sucked arse...oh well.

[ManEatingTortoise]

The giving tree was a sad story...

[ArtemKonstantinovich]

I want 3 minutes of my life back!!!

[That1800sGuy]

Amirs even a dick when he's a cartoon.



[pumpkinoverlord]

Nobodys gona date Amir after this

Or any of his other videos with Jake.

[dartagnanscash]

Posted on 9/11

[dartagnanscash]

Holy sh***

[buttmanroad]

Yoda would have Spoken during this.

[Bengzone]

what a douche...

[superflyguy11]

That was just sad ..........

[Nedar789]

The tree was literally cheated ON.....

[iTsMarieeKidd]

-_-"

[hazzardkitsune]

Bad voice acting is bad... still enjoyed how fucked up it was though. Still wish that fucker got what he deserved though...

[ltcrtw1]

umm this is super cruel.... even for a tree. and that was one of my favorite books as a kid so do me a favor and don't do these type of sketches any more

[flameomega1]

@ltcrtw1 This was made in 2008 man.. you're commenting in 2012.. And it's collegehumour lol, get used to it.

[TruthBeTold447]

of course its amir...

[iShooby]

._. .... I didnt laugh at all... D:

[last1dogdemon]

i member reading this book the giving tree it was my favorite when i was growing up

[MrArty303]

well now we know why talking trees went extinct...

[littlesthedgehog]

WTF WTS

[Dinopirate]

This is like how we treet nature

[littlesthedgehog]

@Dinopirate you are sooo stupid

[TheKatyLady1]

Amir!

[Loserboy166]

The tree made 8,258 accounts and disliked this video

[Nexas45]

this is kind of how my last girlfriend went

[PixelDice]

I almost cried when the tree was attacked with a chainsaw. Meh...

[MultiBrowngirl]

no moral to this story???????

[OuTRunner12]

no tree revenge???????????????/ lamee

[ronackostolomac]

why is this disliked??? wow wtf

[bandgeekalways]

Amir <3

[tsunade714]

what horrible voice acting.

[greatunkown]

My childhood....raped!!!

[KelseyStoleYourCandy]

Amir, stop abusing that tree!

[ShayMeFuel]

I know this is massively exaggerated and all, but I hope there aren't actually guys even remotely like that on the planet... It really makes you lose faith in humanity :-S

[2Castyola]

@ShayMeFuel

no there really are guys like that, and there really are silly girls who take that for some reason.

It sucks.

[DirigiblePlumCompany]

Eep. Yeah, just about like the book.

[LiveLoveLife8592]

wow...the book is forever ruined for me

[XxHannahIsBananasxX]

hehehe. amir. hehehe.

[beagleboyjones]

the tree sounds so hot

[SSaKERQUNG]

He's a total douche

[inter5123]

Hug that tree biatch im a plant some seeds in you watch out for that twig biatch hahaga

[shadow2k12]

Daaaaaaaaaaaamn u little boyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[animatorbug]

who else thinks the dude is a douche o_o

[mrjohngarland28]

@animatorbug ummm everyone.....

[CaptainSnowball]

Look at the URL: AAAAAAAAAAAAQ :D

[gherkinfantastic]

URRGHHH I LOVE HER VOICE!!!

[MoneyR8]

HEY CUT THE SH%#!!!

[MrHexygen]

Treesome XD

[whatthefuckisabacani]

Amir why the fuck would you do that!

[psychoclank314]

Whats up with the dislikes? Thats funny shit.

[jubwervouk]

Nicolas Cage is the narrator and Zooey Deschanel is the tree. McLovin is the guy?

[TheFeefeefoofoogirl]

And the tree was happy

[peacelovehope4eva]

Thats Amir! (:

[AndyLaw1Freeforall]

@peacelovehope4eva I just thought that the moment he started talking.

[ShaleyC2435]

childhood....ruineddddddddddd :(

[FreddieTwigg]

is that amir?

[purplespretty]

Im gonna plant my seeds in you, bitch

[Joelzomg117]

ooh watch out for that twig bitch OOOH yea (and the tree was happy)

[The1Animator]

This ruined my childhood

[KAToriginal]

I really loved that book as a kid...

[Mmedi17]

The tree wasnt really a good voice actress.

She sucked.

[Sqwattski]

I feel sooooo depressed after watching this :(

[jubwervouk]

lol who narrated this nicolas cage?

[WebVManReturns]

@jubwervouk It DOES sound like Nicholas Cage!

[hinder7sadie]

"Watch out for that twig bitch, OH YEAH"

[natfacenerd15]

That poor tree I really feel bad..... even though...its just a tree <.< @werewolffkingv2 I agree!

[Radioguy54]

Obviously, the poor tree in this story is a stand-in for all those misguided women who just love the bad boys too much. Wake up gals, whether your guy is a total scumbag, or just has some issues, you can’t fix him and shouldn’t have to anyway, and he can only treat you like dirt as much or as long as YOU let him. You deserve better, but you must find it yourself.

[CinnabonChan]

@Radioguy54 And also, he's giving you back your DVD of The Dark Knight. He never intended to. That's why he asked to borrow it a week before he broke up with you. You're not getting that DVD back. EVER.

[TheKatyLady1]

@Radioguy54 i like good guys :)

[moaidhog]

@Radioguy54 Clearly, it should be radiogirl54 , because the only 'girlfriends' you have go shopping with you every wednesday and saturday , you also used the word gal , which in turn means ...... something very bad. I have nothing against homosexuals , i just hate annoying ones ... (all of them)

[Radioguy54]

@moaidhog Actually, many of my girlfriends were ones who had dumped losers like you, (no wonder they were so easy to please!) One other subscriber pointed out that I neglected to mention “all those dumbass guys who try to turn ho’s into housewives“, but your reply reminded me of that first.

[MsJayAlexis]

@Radioguy54 Don't forget all the dumbass men that try to turn hoes into housewives

[BouillonCubeNoob1]

@Radioguy54 No, the gals shouldn't be out finding anything! They should be in the kitchen making sammiches. 

[SHEPMAN1919]

hahahahaha 

[justcause24u]

Amir -3

[Samisawesomeguy]

And the tree was happy.

[Elexr]

The saddest part is.... this "Giving Tree" is just like me in real life, and, if i keep giving myself like that to people, like i always do.... I'm gonna end up, just like her.

[neilsalvesen1]

@Elexr ...lol

[werewolfkingv2]

@Elexr Stand up for yourself. Don;t let people walk all over you.

[Elexr]

@werewolfkingv2

Thank you Friend! :)

[wildshorty902]

Amir's even a dick in animated form!

[angelmintz3]

this is hot lol