The Really, Really Giving Tree

[jillandzo101]

ITS AMIRS VOICE

[StopTheMusicThen]

Okay, there was no real conclusion or funny parts.

[tisfatman]

if i was that tree i would have fucking shoved a twig up his ass

[Digitizeddragon]

This one sucked...

[MegaSum182]

how sad that guys an asshole

[clockfish42]

I watched all of the other videos.

Laugh.

Watch this one.

No Laugh.

[patchy700]

Stupid amir

[arbredemang]

sucked.



[glacierfrost828]

D: poor tree.

[zackboomer]

This is the worst video college humour ever put out

[Bud9776MD]

what a hunk of crap....not funny at all

[thetheater54]

....My childhood is now ruined.

[agovinoveritas]

That was just messed up. Not funny at all. Boo.

[TheEnigmaConundrum]

....and the tree was happy

[Shanaliq]

that was boring...

[gingergiant89]

:(

[konohamarutard]

wtf the tree was nice and the dude was a jerkwad.

[Richard600606]

1:34

that looks like

*puts on sunglasses"

a treesome....

YEEEAAAAH

[manuel32720011]

is it me or is everything on college humor just not funny?

[isam1335]

i dont get the funny stuff here

[XxTreetailxX]

Poor tree, there goes one of my favorite books.

[superwatermelon12345]

Poor tree

[25Mexx]

ahh top coments !!!..think of something! uhh,umm PIE !!!!

[froggereatsflies]

@25Mexx yeah thats not gonna get top comment

[MrSpazcon]

watch out for that twig bitch!

[albertofilms2]

I laughed when he was hving sex

[JunKazamaFan]

"Ohhh, hug that trunk, bitch. I'm a plant some seeds in you right now." I laughed at that. I feel sorry for the tree, though.

[benjieweiss]

looks just like amir!

[albert6014]

Depressing...

Thats how this world works.

[PrivateFlanky]

i almost cried

[kazi789]

not funny

[xoxoEllexoxo142]

Wouldn't the part where they have sex under the tree be a threesome? XD

[TheMilez66]

@xoxoEllexoxo142 or a treesome

[zackboomer]

@xoxoEllexoxo142 nope, a treesome

[aTurtleWaxedMyAT4]

that was fucking shit

[boysoldier10002]

And Michele is now sad....

[RyanLobb]

It's not gay that it's in a treeway haha

[megken5]

ouch right in the child hood



[xroguepassionx]

That was depressing.

[peachtable966]

this was way too real!

[OmagaMinion]

1:59 hole thing?

[767deltaairlines]

@OmagaMinion have you ever seen trees? fucking idiot

[OmagaMinion]

@767deltaairlines No I didnt

[Cheeseusification]

Amir you hurt that tree deep.

[Gods1mbad]

This Hurt my feelings

[thevampirediariesawe]

at 1 35 u would think the tree would say something like dont do that here

[Yunuensucks]

this sucks ):<

[QWolfie]

what the fuck ws this :S

[SilentDeathV2]

You motherf*cking son of a ...

[happysnap101]

1:35 WTF??? u just ruined this story for me forever now!!! btw, y does the GIRL tree have a GIRL date??

[LuvElaYay]

i know it sounds lame but this made me cry ;(

[TheExplodingPumpkin]

Amir! :D

[thavawenyoz]

The lame Key & Peele Comedy Central ad was funnier than this.

[sm403]

so if he was having sex behind a talking tree and the chick hung on it, would that be a treeway?

[GoldeneyeDoubleO7]

what the fuck college humor i used to love ur vids cos of the hilarity this one is just dumb and retarded. I dont know if u were trying be like family guy but whoever gave u this idea u should fire him

[ShuruTheBladehog]

@GoldeneyeDoubleO7 If you didn't notice this one was made in 08. Not a recent video.

[Zxiyer]

what the hell, thats so sad like at least give it an actual ending, it so sad!

[Zxiyer]

what the fucking hell, thats so sad like at least give it an actual ending, it so sad!

[Mr225gabe]

thats definetly Amir doing the voice for the guy.

[switchedatbirthcraze]

its amir!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[HK41586]

I can fix him :@

[chrantheman]

This sucked arse...oh well.

[ManEatingTortoise]

The giving tree was a sad story...

[ArtemKonstantinovich]

I want 3 minutes of my life back!!!

[That1800sGuy]

Amirs even a dick when he's a cartoon.

[pumpkinoverlord]

Nobodys gona date Amir after this

Or any of his other videos with Jake.

[dartagnanscash]

Posted on 9/11

[dartagnanscash]

Holy sh***

[buttmanroad]

Yoda would have Spoken during this.

[Bengzone]

what a douche...

[superflyguy11]

That was just sad ..........

[Nedar789]

The tree was literally cheated ON.....

[iTsMarieeKidd]

-_-"

[hazzardkitsune]

Bad voice acting is bad... still enjoyed how fucked up it was though. Still wish that fucker got what he deserved though...

[ltcrtw1]

umm this is super cruel.... even for a tree. and that was one of my favorite books as a kid so do me a favor and don't do these type of sketches any more

[flameomega1]

@ltcrtw1 This was made in 2008 man.. you're commenting in 2012.. And it's collegehumour lol, get used to it.

[TruthBeTold447]

of course its amir...

[iShooby]

._. .... I didnt laugh at all... D:

[last1dogdemon]

i member reading this book the giving tree it was my favorite when i was growing up

[MrArty303]

well now we know why talking trees went extinct...

[littlesthedgehog]

WTF WTS

[Dinopirate]

This is like how we treet nature

[littlesthedgehog]

@Dinopirate you are sooo stupid

[TheKatyLady1]

Amir!

[Loserboy166]

The tree made 8,258 accounts and disliked this video

[Nexas45]

this is kind of how my last girlfriend went

[PixelDice]

I almost cried when the tree was attacked with a chainsaw. Meh...

[MultiBrowngirl]

no moral to this story???????

[OuTRunner12]

no tree revenge???????????????/ lamee

[ronackostolomac]

why is this disliked??? wow wtf

[bandgeekalways]

Amir <3

[tsunade714]

what horrible voice acting.

[greatunkown]

My childhood....raped!!!

[KelseyStoleYourCandy]

Amir, stop abusing that tree!

[ShayMeFuel]

I know this is massively exaggerated and all, but I hope there aren't actually guys even remotely like that on the planet... It really makes you lose faith in humanity :-S

[2Castyola]

@ShayMeFuel

no there really are guys like that, and there really are silly girls who take that for some reason.

It sucks.

[DirigiblePlumCompany]

Eep. Yeah, just about like the book.

[LiveLoveLife8592]

wow...the book is forever ruined for me

[XxHannahIsBananasxX]

hehehe. amir. hehehe.

[beagleboyjones]

the tree sounds so hot



[SSaKERQUNG]

He's a total douche

[inter5123]

Hug that tree biatch im a plant some seeds in you watch out for that twig biatch hahaga

[shadow2k12]

Daaaaaaaaaaaamn u little boyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[animatorbug]

who else thinks the dude is a douche o_o

[mrjohngarland28]

@animatorbug ummm everyone.....

[CaptainSnowball]

Look at the URL: AAAAAAAAAAAAQ :D

[gherkinfantastic]

URRGHHH I LOVE HER VOICE!!!

[MoneyR8]

HEY CUT THE SH%#!!!

[MrHexygen]

Treesome XD

[whatthefuckisabacani]

Amir why the fuck would you do that!

[psychoclank314]

Whats up with the dislikes? Thats funny shit.

[jubwervouk]

Nicolas Cage is the narrator and Zooey Deschanel is the tree. McLovin is the guy?

[TheFeefeefoofoogirl]

And the tree was happy

[peacelovehope4eva]

Thats Amir! (:

[AndyLaw1Freeforall]

@peacelovehope4eva I just thought that the moment he started talking.

[ShaleyC2435]

childhood....ruineddddddddddd :(

[FreddieTwigg]

is that amir?

[purplespretty]

Im gonna plant my seeds in you, bitch

[Joelzomg117]

ooh watch out for that twig bitch OOOH yea (and the tree was happy)

[The1Animator]

This ruined my childhood

[KAToriginal]

I really loved that book as a kid...

[Mmedi17]

The tree wasnt really a good voice actress.

She sucked.

[Sqwattski]

I feel sooooo depressed after watching this :(

[jubwervouk]

lol who narrated this nicolas cage?

[WebVManReturns]

@jubwervouk It DOES sound like Nicholas Cage!

[hinder7sadie]

"Watch out for that twig bitch, OH YEAH"

[natfacenerd15]

That poor tree I really feel bad.....  even though...its just a tree <.< @werewolffkingv2 I agree!

[Radioguy54]

Obviously, the poor tree in this story is a stand-in for all those misguided women who just love the bad boys too much. Wake up gals, whether your guy is a total scumbag, or just has some issues, you can’t fix him and shouldn’t have to anyway, and he can only treat you like dirt as much or as long as YOU let him. You deserve better, but you must find it yourself.

[CinnabonChan]

@Radioguy54 And also, he's giving you back your DVD of The Dark Knight. He never intended to. That's why he asked to borrow it a week before he broke up with you. You're not getting that DVD back. EVER.

[TheKatyLady1]

@Radioguy54 i like good guys :)

[moaidhog]

@Radioguy54 Clearly, it should be radiogirl54 , because the only 'girlfriends' you have go shopping with you every wednesday and saturday , you also used the word gal , which in turn means ...... something very bad. I have nothing against homosexuals , i just hate annoying ones ... (all of them)

[Radioguy54]

@moaidhog Actually, many of my girlfriends were ones who had dumped losers like you, (no wonder they were so easy to please!) One other subscriber pointed out that I neglected to mention “all those dumbass guys who try to turn ho’s into housewives“, but your reply reminded me of that first.

[MsJayAlexis]

@Radioguy54 Don't forget all the dumbass men that try to turn hoes into housewives

[BouillonCubeNoob1]

@Radioguy54 No, the gals shouldn't be out finding anything! They should be in the kitchen making sammiches.

[SHEPMAN1919]

hahahahaha 

[justcause24u]

Amir -3

[Samisawesomeguy]

And the tree was happy.

[Elexr]

The saddest part is.... this "Giving Tree" is just like me in real life, and, if i keep giving myself like that to people, like i always do.... I'm gonna end up, just like her.

[neilsalvesen1]

@Elexr ...lol

[werewolfkingv2]

@Elexr Stand up for yourself. Don;t let people walk all over you.

[Elexr]

@werewolfkingv2

Thank you Friend! :)

[wildshorty902]

Amir's even a dick in animated form!

[angelmintz3]

this is hot lol

[CPMackenzie]

That wasn't really funny

[Chinainthehouse2]

@dgj212 The Giving Tree by Shel Silverstein

[dgj212]

what is this based on?

[dokidoki519]

how did the tree fit in the airport?

[NeonMoose89]

But of course the stupid prick was voiced by Amir... XD

[CotMatHeaBan]

watch are videos, we do random crap

[TopTenCrew]

This is actually really sad...

[natanyofsho]

I hate how they twisted the original story >_<



[Haloplaya2332]

in the beginning, dumb ass only took two bites

[RideForum5472]

Fucking retarted..

[AlchemistVash]

Ruin a childhood classic book. Create a video by which the word "Humor" isn't even a thought. Good Game. *Disliked*

[Philboy50]

i never believed i could feel that bad for a drawn tree in a youtube video

[bumblebear04]

and the tree was happy...

[onimuchingon1]

thats not funny......



[MineMurphydog]

This is why I never give anything to anyone

[dirtyracoon56]

what an asshole

[princesspeachfan121]

Oh my gosh.... I feel so bad for the tree ): that guy is so stupid

[inolover5]

Amir :-)

[thelegodude9998]

anyone else notice that this video was uploaded on the 7th anniversary of 9/11

[bobolino20]

@thelegodude9998 ... 11 sep

[Serza5]

This fate could of been avoided if she had a sassy gay friend...

[MrLilPixel]

@slashingslammer who the fuck is god? i have never heard of that guy is he famous?

[TheBjguy]

hug dat tree bitch ima plant sum seeds in ya right now uh uh aw wach out fo dat twig bitch uh ya

[unobadassbitch]

"Hug that trunk bitch. Ima plant some seeds in ya right now." LMAO HAHA

[jessywithay1]

What a fucking ass-whole.

[slashingslammer]

@LinkinLogg1 we don't need to be nicer ok God made this earth with plenty of plants to keep us alive we just can't purposely destroy them recklessly

[MegaSum182]

why so many dislikes

[niccilomachiaveli]

;_;

[TheOriginalNightHawk]

They forgot to say "and the tree was happy" at the end lol

[heavymetalfanfromhel]

well tht fukin sucked ass

[LinkinLogg1]

@ NameSadlyTaken

Me too. This is why we should all be kinder too the things that give us the ability to breath.

[NameSadlyTaken]

I have never in my life felt so bad for a tree :(

[bohanyao]

the boy would eat her apples... lol

[playguu]

kinda sucked after the 2nd half

[MrTimeFox]

Amir does the voice for the kid, I just realized that.

[abovebiscuitcrumbs]

he asked her for fifty dollars. ...he should know, money doesn't grow on trees...

[beastmachine123]

@abovebiscuitcrumbs correct, it grows FROM trees :P

[vcheerful12]

@beastmachine123 it grows on bushes

[abovebiscuitcrumbs]

wait.....the tree is a lesbian??

[abovebiscuitcrumbs]

it's somewhat ironic that he gave stacks of paper to the tree...

[UrbanSniperWTF69]

Amirs Voice!!!!