The X Factor 2008 - The Worst Audition Week

[Ihatemyusernamemore]

I wanna lick danny's pussy, ravenously, she'd enjoy that

[Joejoebovar]

:lol:

[super123jason]

if i would get one penny for every pixel id had 3 pennys...

[steppedat]

Oh Simon Cowell...you shouldn't throw stones with that haircut.

[Zephistry]

LOL @ Trolls

[imabottleofwater]

Simon has really wide eyes

[fh154wv]

LOL Simon at 0:17 and his face at 1:23 right through to 1:35 was just hilarious

But 1:46 - 1:51 and 2:37 what the actual...

[Chiisana00]

Selling more records than Britney Spears, lol 8D

[ninjasLuvUnicorns]

i feel bad for the old people that get rejected

[bysmichael]

whats is the song called at 2:20 ?!

[Kaynas1988]

@bysmichael Stop by Spice Girls

[bysmichael]

@Kaynas1988 ahh ok .. thanks ^^

[Kaynas1988]

@bysmichael You're welcome

[lappy4life]

I NEARLY PIED MY PANTS WHEN I SAW SIMONS FACE AT 0:17 OOMYYY SHIITTAA :)

[anaat2468]

truthfully it was excruciating..

[XXbieberfever176XX]

LOOL AS!

[pimasta314]

Simon at 0:18 and I'm laughing my butt off.

[pimasta314]

Simon at 0:58 LOL

[SullivanKatie]

i dont think ANYBODY is ready for that jelly!

[Andyscobie]

Don't give up the cleaning job Vicky

[freedom1476]

2:08 I don't think you're ready for this trally! *inhales* I don't think you're ready for this trally!

[TICETOCAR]

wow.. if they were considered the worst.. I've been missing out on some serious talent!

[daggakid90]

1:23 lol

[smallville160]

sometimes i wander why I watch these, then i remember when the singing starts :D

[smallville160]

sometimes i wander why I watch these, then i remember :D

[Jumbafan2]

Simons face at 0:18 is priceless

[veranguyen]

" i dont think your ready for this jelly i dont think your ready for this jelly my body is too bootylicious..."

Yeah I don't think I'm ready either eek :/

[koopa405]

I certainly wasn't ready for that jelly haha

[tortor1236]

that guy was deff bootylicous the judges just couldnt seee it;)

[IcedRoses3214]

HE DOES SOUND LIKE THE PERVY OLD GUY FROM FAMILY GUY

[epicgirls2011]

AHHHHHHHHH!! ARE YOU SERIOUS *-*

[Andyscobie]

I've heard the first guy sing (on youtube) and he is actually pretty good. Why did he not sing like that during the audition, same!

[yotiger1]

NO I REALLY TOLD MY LAPTOP TO SHUTUP

[19Olka97]

Yeah .. his body was seriously bootylicious O.o

[RichieDee123]

00:01 - 0:35 : That girl's got potential! Oh wait, it's a guy. Lol.

[nereida102]

before they enter they should ask people if they sing good. If they say no... believe them!

[lovemelovme21]

It made my dog cry in pain! :P

[NDKfrl]

@lovemelovme21

Actually, he cried 'cause you forgot to feed him.

[lovemelovme21]

@NDKfrl NO i actually dont even have a dog. It is just a saying!!

[NDKfrl]

@lovemelovme21

Do not lie! We know the truth! You buried him in your backyard. After starving him to death!

[lovemelovme21]

@NDKfrl WTF you idiot

[NDKfrl]

@lovemelovme21

Damn, why so serious, i'm just messin' w/ ya.

[GTANIGTH]

Fail.

[konkeykeykon]

wow, the female judge is soooo sexy

[FingeredJUSTICE]

I tried to block my ears but it only pushed my earphones in further.

[0MainFrame0]

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILLLL AAAALWAAAAYYYSSSS LOOOOVEEE YOUOUOUUUUUUUOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[dynisty5706]

@kalinda011 how do you change your user name? thanks

[Hobu123]

Well at least now we now why the Titanic sank

[TeamJacob1903]

simon's face is priceless at 0.15 i effing lmaoed

[kim12377]

poor celine good god...why is so many people trying to ruine that song

[Amriaful]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooool wat da hell it's fuckennn funyyyy

[JamminJamieFilms]

HE? SHE?

[EmilyRocker42]

The 2:08-2:15 one was so funny

[AlolliPOP8me]

I love My heart will go on....... Until she started singing it

[Casfa4297]

did anyone else wonder what Simon was doing at 1:52

[soregan2404]

Symmetry gave me goosebumps.........they were so.….…………….……shit as fucking shit. My dogs shit has more talent to be honest :)

[ICantBeFaged]

the guy with the long hair almost made me throw up :(

[MissLuLuLove123]

Vicky Has Offended Me..

[87lulub]

white boy, do NOT under any circumstances shake you but! No! Stop it right now!

[Mehmehmeh1000]

Likeee a bridge over troubled wataaa!

[MrJttou]

hahahaha weirdd

[TPug12]

Britney Spears still made good music after her meltdown, I could care less what anyone says. No, I am not a crazy fan but I do like her music.

[sophnpeppar]

the first auditio was funny!

[I8sakoma]

i dont think im ready 4 that jelly

[Goodbear456]

the girl in the middle is a fucking slut im gonna fucking jizz on her face and squeeze her fucking tits

[grindelia]

@Goodbear456 ugh duh.

[Missxfactorfreak]

They are just showing themselves up. There was some unique dance moves going on. At least alexandra burke and JLS were in the competition.

[Mrcinaable]

The first one was that singer from Asterix & Obelix. Hahahaha...

[TYiFuZzo]

come here children 0:20

[RishadM1]

1:17 she got the lyrics wrong?

[greppia92]

the judge on the left is such a self absorbed, old lesbian-looking twat.

[KayReezii]

First guy is the old Justin Bieber

[iimthepardy]

i LOVE Peter 

[cherd1971]

well they try

[kawazaki1200]

Mattisnotavailable its "intelligent" you doyle

[619kammy]

Madonna...HAHAHHAHAH

[gbraae]

*sigh* Vicky, it wasn't even a half out of ten. LMFAO!!!!

[websoull]

these people has to be studied by psychologists. they don't realize that they are really really bad ???...It is mystery to me how one can become such self delusional!

[Buondelmonte123]

@websoull The world is full of people like these wannabees. They have their secret 'bathroom' dreams, which we all have, more or less, but some of us keep them as that, dreams. These people don't understand that there's no such thing as instant stardom, they have to learn how to work first before anything else. Then they need a good singing teacher.

[KevinLounsberry]

LOIIIIIIIIIIK AAA BRIIIIIIIDGE OOOOOOVA TROOBULLLLLLD WOTAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Necrovenge]

I DONT THINK YOUR READY FOR THIS JELLY!!!

[MrOseme]

this is so funny when yu r high!!

[Kaynas1988]

Bless Cheryl's heart @ 1:20-1:30 and thank god Dannii told Peter to stop @ 0:57, she sounded like she was getting annoyed

[Kaynas1988]

Ok now I am officially scared of auditioning for The X Factor

[KevinLounsberry]

@Kaynas1988 If they turned down THESE people, who knows what their expecations could possibly be

[Kaynas1988]

@KevinLounsberry Yeah, who knows what their expectations possibly could be

[ApRiL3706]

the two twins guys sound funny lol... did only one of them sing???

[angelcity6]

oh god xD these are so amusing LMAO

[CielPhantomhive1]

LOL first one was SO funny XD

[xDm5x9tZpp]

"Who have we got here MARK GARTSIDE" lol

[Perry12able]

my ears, MY EARS!

[lykke4110]

LOOOOOOOL

[theanglez86]

the second guy was halarious

[CFHWolfe]

The first guy sounded like the pervy old guy with a zimmer frame from Family Guy.

[MissGothicLaura]

@CFHWolfe tehe lol i was just thinking that XD

[DerDudeInShanghai]

@CFHWolfe you want a popsicle? :)

[twiwonder]

droning.......blech 

[Oililly21]

my ears actually started bleeding.

[michaelg2460]

haha.. eww

[sahaugan]

oh my ears hurts

[forgottenmaz]

Hubert from Family Guy

[CityofDreadfulDelite]

@CYMRUTUBE As I said straightaway, I meant no offense whatsoever and I *did* clarify 30 "PLUS"... My point being that we all know Simon (and his production company) are in fact looking for youngsters they can groom into being the next big superstars...  Although the participants go into it of their own free will, I feel most of the auditions of older people are broadcast simply for giggles. Jmho.

[Arkinko1]

1:14 - 1:25 my favourite :PP :DDD freak

[CasioBananaCake]

i don't think yur ready for this jellyyy

[mari14b]

Cheryl Cole<3

[mega1Axelle]

i did like the "i dont think you're ready for this jelly guy "

[ravenmorgoth]

1:12 - my horse has whiter teeth.

[CityofDreadfulDelite]

No offense towards older people... but seriously, with a show such as this is there really ANY POINT WHATSOEVER in opening the auditions to the 30+ crowd? (much less these guys/gals in their 50's & 60's!) It's clearly intended just for gags... afterall, the Susan Boyle's come along once in a lifetime.

[InfinitMelody]

justin bieber at 50 xD

[cuttlefisch]

Cheryl is soooo beautiful!!

[babeeshopiez123]

2:08 that guy is on chatroulette. seriously when i say that he is a weirdo he IS A WEIRDO

my best friend saw him on chatroullete being a right old weirdo. he was stripping infront of the camera :S

[natti49]

Way to diss Britney who's even more famous and successful than the judges.

[apnixlover900]

I guess they don't understand the song he is singing is supposed to be sung high pitch?



[Buondelmonte123]

These people all suffer from delusions of adequacy.

[TheLozzter5000]

Jelly

[BobbyLOVEissh]

HAHAHAAA

[Mooseo1]

i don't think you're ready for this jelly

[dawnage01]

Oh my goodness! 1:46-1:51 was a nightmare! 0__0

[JuStInCrOsS1000]

@dawnage01 :| don't u mean 0___________0

[Jeeperano]

well, at leased viki looked good lol .. i liked her

[sk8gr827]

lol! look at simeons face!!!

[VixtoryQ]

Cheryl is soo hott!

[KallieMcGowan1]

oh vicky it wasnt even a half out of ten

[VernonsBoots]

Lyyykee a braaaadggge ooooeeeer trabbbleedd worrrteerrrr

[nAngryKitty]

peter was epic

[SamHain1031666]

Im not saying this as a joke or to be funny, but do these peoples ears work?, i mean how can they not know they cant sing?, it makes no sense to me, i'd never go on X Factor, you know why?, COZ I CANT SING FOR SHIT, im hopeless, these people deserve to be humilaiated infront of millions because their delusional

[beckasha83]

...oh geez.. amazing.. just brought me to tears there dude... O_o

[raskinman]

Can cheryl sing..... no no no no

Is she worth all that.... no no no no

Is she retarded..... yes, yes, yes

[Mattisnotavailabable]

@raskinman she can sing, she is worth it, and she is intelegent

[Professor6871]

@Mattisnotavailabable Is that almost now the new Queen Mother in the UK, our Cheryl Cole that your talking about there.

[Mattisnotavailabable]

@Professor6871 yh i was tlkin about cheryl and no she's not the queen mother i just happen to really like her so y u ask?

[Professor6871]

@Mattisnotavailabable I talking about generally in wider public the way she's revivered now.

[weelycool]

@raskinman i completely agree with you. xD

[Ubernaut]

New Found Glory, anyone?

[eaglestalon92]

these people dont have the x factor but they do have the y factor as in

"y did you bother coming here?"

"y do i have to listen to this?"

"y do you think you can sing?'

"y do people encourage you?"

[TrishyxLou]

peter scared me LOL

[parlante88]

1:45 LMAO!!

[RagingNidoking]

0:17 :I ???

[Carlovfx]

Call the cyber police and get this video out of the internet, you darn goof'd up!

[Professor6871]

@Carlovfx What the hell your on about this is hilarious haven't got a sense humour?

[Carlovfx]

@Professor6871 the fact that you don't understand what i commented doesn't mean that i have no sense of humor :D

[Professor6871]

@Carlovfx Well what were trying to say something in code? I'm not a mind reader.

[Carlovfx]

@Professor6871 Actually you are right prof, if you don't know a famous youtube video it's impossible for you to understand the joke. Look on youtube for "cyber police goofed up" and you will understand :)

[SpinalTapGal]

Better than marina!

[loulou32809]

Louis is so mean laughing at all of them even though it is funny

[CrzayMazy]

LMAO!! Pause at 2:14 :')

[Ranlon]

Yes Simon, they're gonna make you work for those millions.

[XXxvampiregirlx]

cheryl cole sounds better than cheryl tweedi

[vxFairytale]

Love Cheryl, she's always sooo pretty!!

[tonyphillips1984]

cheryl cole looks stunning in this video

[Psycho36912]

O_O;;; Okaii now These ppl make me wanna Preform a Hara Kiri from MK on myself XD

[MYNameispie1]

that didnt look real like in some parts the performer's mouths didn't move with the sound

[gears900]

@MYNameispie1 maybe its out of sync ya idiot

[MYNameispie1]

@gears900 i never thought about tht but ya dont have to call names

[KissAmma]

Some people are confusing 'screaming' with 'singing'. :P

[spiderofgod]

My arse sings better.

[silvershields]

i love that louis openly laughs ahahhahahaa

[Kaffei4Lunch]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[93thaliasalinas]

i don't understand what makes them think there good. what do these people tell themsleves to convince themselves they sound good?

[samwgdavis]

Why do nearly all these young wannabees sing with that whining nasal tone..who are they trying to sound like ?? is no one game enough to project their own voice...it might just get them a yes if they did.

[Professor6871]

@samwgdavis There not wannabees these twats because their not going anyway in the fame stakes, not in a month of Sundays. I say bring back the mental hospitals or the work houses so they can be given proper care.

[matti4222]

put on the vuvuzela's so you can't hearr 'em sing XD

[prettygurlzrocks]

i dont like dat old colt....hez tooo embarising

[havetobeme1]

you guys are mean and rude for swearing you guys better stop!!!! now!! you guys are all mean!!!!!



[juxmook]

@havetobeme1 O.o

[Rolandhinio]

lol at the guy at 00:52

[AZaikoku]

the first guy makes me think of James May because of his hair and his name..

[barbershop123]

prank call this phone number 1-705-872-1852

[yesiamdaz]

hahaha fuck the actually show lets just shove on bad singers that are really proud XD

[yesiamdaz]

haaahaaaaaa 1:50

[mileycyrusfan1to5]

Most people must come on here for a dare coz there crap XD LOL

[N1k1mon]

@Zafarjunaid Singing was invented in heaven. It's all in the people singing, the meaning of the words, and the rhythm and beat. Look up Solfeggio. Music used to be based on different frequencies which actually have healing properties, it's been proven in laboratories and in Cymatics. YouTube search Cymatics and watch what different frequencies do to silica sand. Positive sounds cause water crystals to form intricate patterns, negative causes destructive patterns. 528 Hz repairs damaged DNA.

[yunaqqqqq2]

1:45 HAHAHAHAH xD

[sbalogh53]

Simon: "I don't know why we came here"

[zafarjunaid]

who agree that music is a sin? satan handy work

[NicoolkaSatisfaction]

Tywe ta holka jak zpívala Titanic... No to mě poser..! Taková kráva si neumí vážit toho, že jí ještě někdo nezabil, když otevřela držku :D

[Ihatemyusernamemore]

I wanna bang the scottish chick right in the cunt

[Pandeneer]

Buu turn you into ice-cream!

[JLSCUTIES]

fu all people that cant sing

[danyhael]

i think some guys are just there to see Cheryl. who would blame them right?

[GhostRider1X1]

@danyhael the amount of competition that u wud hav trying to win cheryl over