Game Fails: Battlefield 3 "Target locked"

[BAMABOY3694]

what

[ivan53723]

DO A BARREL ROLL!

[phantomarmagedon]

no.....no.....hell no! the japanese kamikaze are back!

[AzureAlkaid]

I wish my Stinger could launch Jet Planes...

[devilsadvocate22289]

Wait...how is this a fail? *Engineer unlocked Jet Launcher*

[Ryanmercer111]

911 :O

[Seglarn183981]

Fuckin' kamikazes are everywhere in this game >:(

[mauriciogarzajr]

Dafuq?

[Ku1ckz]

Hahaha its funny how you fire and miss and it says you have lost the objective... i repeat you have lost the objective.... Lol

[fsriders]

what're the odds of that happening? xD

[FalaUmNickAe]

I have a Jet launcher, everyone's arguments are invalid

[spartan1171865]

this is why we should never let kat fly jets.

[Bubblizm]

It's the worst when you shoot your rocket as you see someone else's already on it's way.. >:O FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Redblitz1997]

The Jet pilot must have been japanese

[EchoBoomer1987]

Tucker did it!

[Arzaker]

ITS STARSCREAM! TAKE COVER

[icantlisten225]

i exoected him to blow himself up....not this....

[JaysWalkThrus]

I hate you all.

[QU67Reacher6]

The Russian announcer sounds French in reverse.

[the0US0marine]

That happens all the time...WHY IS THIS IN GAME FAILS?!?!

[eefree89]

Hello, Cave Johnson here. Now, I bet all of you have struggled with destroying pesky helicopters. Especially those damn Black Mesa -NO DATA- So, here's what the lab boys have developed: the Laser Assisted Jet Launcher. Pull the trigger, and an invisible laser guides any nearby jets into the nearest aircraft! Now, you guys will probably be buying these up by the millions, so keep your checkbooks ready. In the meantime, we'll keep working on the Laser Assisted Jet. Cave Johnson, we're done here.

[KayleDevanandAWSOME]

This was the first demonstration of the military's new F 18 Launcher. It is very cost effective.

[Tatsue295]

Damn it, they've discuvored out new Jet launcher, we must now retreat to the hidden cave in Geoffs basement

[SIGHahNIDE]

In Soviet Russia

Jet locks on to missile

[MrSmithy330]

no don't shoot jim shoot me im the one u want

[ozama625]

The jet hit the heli and the rocket went way off course

[goodemoboy]

this is exactly how i got my ir flares

[ooblah10]

this actually happens often

[Mrcheesyweeny]

The shot didnt hit his buddy retard

[saintnickZ]

I think the name of this video should be "Target Blocked"

[jjtcoolkid]

does anyone else hate when youve got the perfect fail in bf3 but you cant go back and save it it somehow?

[jackthespack365]

@jjtcoolkid ever heard of a capture card?

[KrimsonDragon24]

@jjtcoolkid ya they use capture cards to record it, the lowest price i've seen was $44 used at amazon, and it's called the pinnacle dazzle

[tobymcla2000]

If this was on ps3 that might of been me.

[Derralllewis]

Dam!!!



[Blackpegasus117]

the Jet think hes the Roket

[CozyBryan47]

I love it how they say "We have lost the objective. I repeat. We have lost the objective." right after the chopper blew up. Hah.

[Torchwood5A]

KAMAKAZI!!!

[KubernetePirata]

It is seems that the jet pilot was so generous to destroy that helicopter for the player.

[madsman351]

wtf????? thats so epic but weird in the same way

[CrAz1m0nk3ii117]

WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF THAT?

[ODSTD56]

@CrAz1m0nk3ii117 10 to 1. Many people driving jets will crash them instead of getting shot to death.

[CrAz1m0nk3ii117]

@ODSTD56 Ok I haven't played the multiplayer for Battlefield 3 yet so thats why I don't know :)

[ODSTD56]

@CrAz1m0nk3ii117 I haven't played this game. But I know that its a better idea than just dying.

[K9IArthur]

Wow DICE is really buffing the AA against helicopters, now Stingers and the Igla shoot jets at them.

[amarynth117]

FLY CLOSER, I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD!

[saxkid305]

Lol he shot a jet out of his stinger

[DemonFirenetwork]

LMFAO WHEN DOES THAT HAPPEN XDDDDDDDDD

[xxDeederxx]

Bomb the Russians

LIKE A BOSS

Now I'm dead

LIKE A BOSS

[littlemarlight]

@joninjordan RPJL :D

[uexp4]

I'M A JET!

[HanielGarcia]

And he lost the objective

[Princegamer23j]

He like O.o

[JoninJordan]

RPJ (Rocket Propelled Jet launcher)

[garuh123]

Okay... Moving on...

[WafflezDay]

Were they planning to ram the jet into the helicopter? Super fail

[VladiSSius]

lol guide-seeking jet :D

[DevinSterlingEdward]

Lol thats my buddy noobhunter and his fail rockets again

[ralphymousey]

I used too be able to steer... Then I took a jet to the knee

[Kamilnycity]

Wtf is with this dudes videos, they are not working, so slow...

[Jstck1]

yoink

[DeathApothecary12]

Well Japan, there goes the idea for suicide bombers....

[MeTaL666FaN]

Kamikazee Japsss!!

[benwarrior123]

kamakize alpha inbound

[PhoenixRebirth117]

Go Japan!

[ThunderCavalier]

Little did they realize that this wasn't Halo, and the vehicle with the fastest momentum and speed will still lose a head-on collision.

[zeitlerj]

@ThunderCavalier actually, I think Kat was flying the jet. Which would make sense for the failure tobe good at flying by the pilot.

[thedothedew]

FOR THE HORDE

[NaPoMBeatbox]

BONZAIIIIII!!!!

[IraaFW]

lol why do i get the team with the people that cant fly? lol this seems like one of them moments lol

[thewarcraftoflink]

Wrong place wrong time

[halobrick]

@thewarcraftoflink Wrong place, right time.

[Intaminator]

The rocket was just the fuse.The jet was the rocket.Yay.

[Intaminator]

The rocket was just the fuse.The jet was the rocket.Yay.

[Biggbirdd1996]

How does japan get in so many videogames these days

[SuicideZombie56]

Hmmm. apparentely it was independence day for that guy

[HaloREACHBlue]

Haha I remember doing something like that although I was trying to gun down anther jet he pulled to the right but his friend came roaring by him just missing him but poor unlucky me he smashed into me head on it said I committed suicide

[hinafan3]

DAMMItt CABOOSE!!!

[crysis306]

creative way to steal a kill

[aycyyy]

jet fighter luncer

[aK1baby]

he did not hit anything with the rocket ... so not his fault o.Ô

[0utNumb3red]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

"How the fuck...?"

[Kru93r]

How to unlock"Guided Jet Missile Launcher"?

[lolatyoubrah]

The world's first kamekaze launcher!

[CChissel]

he didnt hit anything with the rocket, the jet crashed into the helicopter before the rocket could even get close lol

[Rock3h900]

i didnt know rocket launchers shot planes now!

[DFWTF]

blcak oops



[FOUNDSANDPIPER]

The helicopter stopped 9/11

[Mocha0129]

Hax, My rocket launcher doesn't shoot suicide jets!!!

[yetisfeet2]

little did he know that he was holding the legendary rocket launcher that shot fighter jets

[koshey245]

ALLAH AKABA!!!!!

[Sofu14]

@koshey245 I find that really offensive. just because a few Muslims suicide bombs doesn't mean you have to stab at the whole religion.

[koshey245]

@Sofu14 im not its from a video... look up Counter Strike VS Halo... plus i never said anything about muslims... i am not racist, but still, it was a stab at SUICIDE bOMBERS (IDK why i left the b on lowercase :D)

[Grammaton485]

Seriously, this is all people do in jets is kamikaze.

[Hikayuhuy]

@Grammaton485 at this point where half of the team have stinger and everything that does not touch the ground basically get blown to bits with in 5 sec of taking off ( and those start late and have yet to get flare) , that's all you can do sometime .

[M4rt1n48]

U can see that the rocket doesnt even reach the plane and the helicopter in time. Its the jet pilot who just crashes into the helicopter

[megablox3321]

@M4rt1n48 U sir, is an idiot.

[M4rt1n48]

@megablox3321 Y u hating??? and if you cant see that the shooters rocket is still moving towards the plane and helicopter exlosion after they crashed into each other... then you´re blind 

[megablox3321]

@M4rt1n48 Captain obvious :3

[TheBastardCommie]

NEW PROTOTYPE FA 18 CANNON

[niggafresh100]

the pilot was japanese

kamakaze

[That0neDude99]

The jet obviously blew up into the helicopter. The rocket didn't even blow up, it just went past it.

[coolbrandon92]

Did it take out the helicopter too?

[dragonquest8ftw1]

"not my fault someone put a jet in my way"

[raptorgames]

THE ODDS! THE SHEER MATHEMATICAL ODDS!

[B8rkley]

@raptorgames Your comment cracked me up, kudos good sir :)

[raptorgames]

@B8rkley I is happy face : )

[lylatfox4]

@raptorgames

lmao ikr

[WinglessShinobi]

rocket launchers shoot jets now, obiously

[MortalkombatScorpio1]

if that was me in that in that jet, i scream "SON OF A B****!!!"

[Mike113666]

BEST ROCKET EVER!

[MrUmbrellaCorps]

THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AL-QAEDA!

[tbowen8615]

what is so surprising about this?? hasn't anyone heard of the all new heat seeking jets??

[vilane421]

Has anyone tried jumping out of the jet before impact?

[xenophobiaist]

thats a fail a rocket hitting jet plane fail roll the next clip steven

[2samtx]

"Whoops...."

Worst thing you could hear the guy carrying the rocket say

[justingreenwell]

haha this happened to me, it was one of my first time in a jets and I went into a strafing run and blew up a tank and I was so excited I didn't notice the huey full of friendlies right infront of me as I came up from the strafing run..

[2samtx]

@justingreenwell lul

[eightsine4]

THAT JET WAS LIKE OOOOOOOSAMAAAAAAAA

[razorlalalala]

FOR ALLAHHHH!!!

[ThePeopleneedhelp]

those jet ighters are crazy thats the 10th player ive' seen do that in battlefield

[MegaDeathwarrant]

ENGINEER HAAALP NOOWWW!!!!!!

[jkennedy320]

Am i the only one who thought he fired the jet?

No?

Just me?

Ok...

[XDhotpotatoXD]

theres an 80% chance that was me

[caseman9000GamerTag]

Modern Warfare 3<Battlefield 3<Tetris

[fram4153]

Battlefield 3 just gave the DOD a new idea.

[MrProman47]

anyone else see the rocket still going after it "Hit the Jet"?

[leliel607]

That was badass hahah.

[gabe45jordan]

@Evolfurnace why in the hell would you say that?????

[Evolfurnace]

@gabe45jordan A reference to Fails of the Weak 46 IIRC.

[gabe45jordan]

@Evolfurnace ya i know nvm RVB is epic

[roller6902]

Why do people keep saying that's a stinger?

The Stinger and this launcher (SA-18 GROUSE) have different cross-hairs, but share the same idea (SAM launchers).

I guess every lock-on launcher is a Stinger now. Look what you have done, CoD.

[AnotherBiasedFanboy]

@roller6902 Good for you, you know the difference between two variations of weapons that most video game players probably assumed were fictional. Or if they knew they were real, they just didn't care. Congrats, people now think you're a know it all (myself included).

[roller6902]

@AnotherBiasedFanboy Still, it's not right. it's like insisting that every assault rifle is either an AK-47 or M16, it's too vague because they are common guns.

[iEntertainedYou]

@roller6902 No im pretty sure because in the campaign they called that gun the stinger. just sayin

[TheHellsreject]

FOR THE GREAT OR GOOD!!!!!

[Theskafan]

great shot kid, one in a million

[fliffler]

intercepted!!!! Boom goes the dynamite!!!!

[shusuke0amagai]

not my fault. somebody put a jet in my way.

[Joefesok]

*Five minutes later*

Engineer: Why the fuck am I banned for hacking?

[shyla669]

the worst part, now that pilot has to compete with 20 others to get back in the air.

[I23awesome]

Jet" haha first"

[I23awesome]

Ground guy" about to shot down heli"

Jet guy"NNNOOOO!!!!! I got it"

[Andyrew0]

im pretty sure that was me....

[epicfailx99]

@Andyrew0 no. the person who sent that video in was TehSimian.

[MrMysteryGuest1]

"We have lost...the objective!"

That's because the jet fighter pilot lost...his mind!

[ThePirishman]

That's not a target.... that's Chur- oh wait

[Gr8flame77]

Ummm did i do that???

[Thial1000]

Me: NOW WHO TAUGHT KAT HOW TO RIDE A JET?!?!??!

Leroy Jenkins: >.<

Me: Leroy........ your f*cked

Leroy Jenkins: At least i got my chicken. :3

[coperlol]

LEEEERRROOOOOOY JEEEEENNNKIIINS!

[MegaPancakesFTW]

i want that stinger

[Hamsterboy1209]

Is this the same match as the one where the guy drives the jet into the other jet only in someone elses perspective

[ihavnovids]

@Hamsterboy1209 it's a jet into a HELICOPTER. how do you get jet from THAT?

[Hamsterboy1209]

@ihavnovids oh I honestly didn't notice that, that makes me feel like an idiot lol

[eXoguti0093]

i like it how cod fanboys are saying "i didnt know battlefield 3 had that!!!"

[Hipstoprockathon]

LOL i like he looks away as if he did nothing

[hexxguy]

i can tell that guy was like "S.O.B not again, damn it"

[TactfulValkyrie]

DAMN it happened again!

[AzureAlkaid]

It is not his fault, somebody put a fighter plane on his way....

[DevilTerrorist]

"lets show them how a real airstrike is done"

[kkalto]

this is a win!



[TheFalconProduction]

who else thought the fail was going to be a suicide?

[FOUNDSANDPIPER]

he was a brave soilder

[GdMBuRn]

"I got you now..."

"LEEEEEROOOOOOOYYYYYYY JEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIINS!!!!"

[tyson7009]

WOOW that was kinda epic though

[SeaSpartan118]

Who knew you could fire jets

[K2ACP]

not my fault there was a... OK, I'll stop now

[Jakdarkflame]

you now the rocket was still going when the explosive happened... they crashed into each other... just look after the explosion... the rocket is just going up... follow the cloud trail and see

[Capshot18]

I bet this guy probably took credit for that.