How To Make A Sandwich

[LethalCeltic]

STOP KONY!

[MissSummervk]

I ALWAYS make my sandwiches like this

[MrBlazzberry]

Epic mayo time!!!

[haloforlife12]

we meet again my greatest fear the gaint house spider related video -.- its creeping me out -unrelated post-

[PiperSaysPunk]

OMG, I am so going to put on my sunglasses like this all the time now! :D

[foodlover6251]

Thats a pretty sexy sandwich you got there(;

[thrandomness13]

716 people can't make an epic sandwich

[urpeelius]

now bitch, go make me a sandwich!

[Waterboy57Official]

haha I hope nobody took this video seriously

[israelmills]

summoning jutsu 0:29

[luigiisthebest100]

i tried this the sammich was beyond imagination the cereal was great too

[luigiisthebest100]

please make it loop please

[AngryGamer33]

BEST PART EVER XD¡¡¡¡¡¡¡ 1:57

[shanedawsonrawr]

DF IS THIS i love it

[screwyouu84]

Through this whole video I was thinking "I want you in my bed!"

[TheFriendlySatanist]

I saw heaven and hell in this video

[Bnaylo4life]

He's not wearing pants anyone notice that?

[SuperRedhead1998]

Anyone notice he isn't wearing pants

[TheKiarraShow]

Onision is crazy but that's why we love you :) don't stop makeing videos.  -3 #1fan

[SuperRandomToast]

I passed some guy in my school that looked like this guy. Same hair and coat. Then i realised, he was wearing pants ;D

[Tori60921]

Mayo has eggs in it... just sayin...

[JJCJLOVE911]

@Tori60921 That's why he said cage free mayo, so the mayo was made with eggs from free range chickens. He's not a vegan.

[mrgavin122]

Lol i did what he did and it was grose so i ate cereal

[MyNameIsMaddynStuff]

I was making a sandwich like this and my boyfriend walked in. His face when

[KatMayday2012]

I thought mayo had eggs in it. I msu be wrong

[Sfu65m65]

Wwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooowwwwww­wwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(24 W and 12 O)

[hannah789ful]

That awkward moment when onision isn't wearing pants ......

[Bebotxoxoful]

That awkward moment when Onision pulls Mayonnaise out of his coat....

[DagzingGirl]

....... You should do a "how to make a meal out of random stuff we have in our house" video. :D That would be so freaking entertaining "Now apply the butter to the shoes and pour the oil on the now buttered shoes. Now you use your bananna powers on it and see what happens"

[RabuneHino2]

Go to the kitchen Neo! And make me a sammich!

[RabuneHino2]

Ahhhhh...a fork!

[KhozPoz]

i love how most of the video is you taking out the mayo

[huhbahblah]

at 0:30 anyone notice the fork fly off of the table thumbs up if you do

[rajjitchahal]

i have those same glasses, and i wore them in my latest video... :)

[Rihan34]

insane ..

[XxZehRookiexX]

MEN CAN MAKE SAMMICHES!?!?!??! IMPOSSIBLE

[botdq]

I actually did this one day and my mom walked in on me she thought i was nuts lol

[71benc]

712 people poked themselves in the eye with sunglasses.

[BiEbeRgIrLhAhA]

i love this. XD

Your so funny. ^.^

[KellyTheHedgie35]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHH *eats cerial* ....MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM­MMMMMMMMMMMMMM Mmmm... :)

[kaelazion]

that table has been through so much abuse through out the years

[XxTheUrbanLifexX]

ROFL AT 1:57

[XxTheUrbanLifexX]

Epic slam at 1:19

[Killablazedude]

how to make a REAL MAN sandwich:

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TAKE A CUP OF FLOUR,

add it TO THE MIX,

then you take something SWEET, not SOUR,

add a bit of salt, just a PINCH,

MAKING THESE TREATS ARE SUCH A SINCH, AND YOU ADD A TEASPOON of BOLOGNA!!!

then you ADD a little MORE and YOU count to FOUR and you NEVER GET your FILLAAAA!!!!

sandvich! so moist and delicious. sandvich! IM COMING FOR YOU!!! SANDVICH SANDVICH SANDVIIIIIIICH!!! :3

[dreamflight2]

@Killablazedude mlp.....so mlp

[luigiisthebest100]

@Killablazedude this did not just happen!

[VictorVonFox]

u know a man is single if u see him making his own sammich

[SirGecko01]

fag

[HyperVegito]

I'm gonna go watch Epic Meal Time and eat meat.

[URheartblongz2me]

EPIC.

[0005thegirl]

That's how I make a sammich! ^_^

[Froggies224]

At first I thought you were going to cough up the mayo :33

[MadelineAlkaline]

You kinda looked like Jim Carrey there for a second xD

[CabloGames]

What the hell I thought this would teach me to make a sammich cause women are always making mine :D

[KingdomHeartsGame1]

Ah, Onision you're a very strange person.... that's why you're epic >D

[Refreshernoob]

make another epic meal time style vid like this onision

[XDpeanutbutterjelly]

.... now kids, this is why us women make sandwiches

[Desstrio]

This is by far my favorite video.

[mia234567]

Still better than your pickle sandwich :s

[MrDbzguy]

gimmie a thumbs up if u actually tried this... XD

[ThroughBloodAndRain]

@MrDbzguy I didn't try this, but you know what? I am GOING to. Because you have INSPIRED m e.

Umm... will it work? I don''t think it worked for Oni. O.o

...

...Who cares!

(Thumbs up for agreement XP)

[Levi42able]

AAANNND then you pour yourself a bowl of cereal cause you suck at making sandwiches.

[spaghettiandlettuce]

Hahaha this is awesome!! I'm gonna be lik that evrytime I make sum1 a sammich now!XDXD

[MoshiMolly123]

When you said chips,i was like Huh? Those arnt chips! Then i realised your american

[EmilyGleeeson]

I like how you're not wearing pants. :D

[jellogirl81]

"IM LKE A STRAIGHT CHRIS ANGEL :D" XD

[LyonHIRNOT]

Ahhhh, la mayonaaaaise. It's good for you.

[MikesGamerGirl]

you never wear pants lol

[PawTheFox]

This sounded epic with my ear phones. ._.

[lilplayersniper]

he isnt wearing pants 0:28 - 0:30

[NinaVerven]

@vegas8998 stop being a f**king troll. it was a joke. and no one cares tht u met Cris Angel 5 times.

[kickmuffin]

this sandwich is awsomely epic

[miamishark2344]

yay



[MusicAddictx13]

"I'm like a straight Criss Angel!"

lmfao

[BADblake00]

how come once I watched this I wanted to scream at the top of my lungs

[ShanesBabyFoSerious]

I REALLLLYYY want some cereal now... :o

[DoubleADubstep]

704 people Forgot the Glasses

[BADblake00]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­h!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheBoys9802]

oh nevermind the loser closed his account.

[TheBoys9802]

@vegas8998  Dude its just a joke calm down.

[WindyKuhn]

Im like a straight Criss Angel!! :D.....lmfao XD

[ChristineluvsMusic97]

Oooooooooooooooooo.(eatsa spoon ful)..mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[JackIsFly]

weres the meat

[DanyelLilWolf]

Greg.... you're not wearing any pants... ^-^ >:3

[MasterCookie1993]

@vegas8998 Too bad he didnt teach you how to spell.

[o0Emo0o1]

is greg wearing pants??? lol

[panty3pirate]

Captain Jack Harkness overcoat ftw

[CybyllDribble]

@WoAProximity The urethra.... you are going to be in a helluva lotta pain

[KAOSxxLV]

best video ever

[Jedary214]

i cant stop watching the sunglasses fail at the end

[FlyingSophisa]

@WoAProximity C-section?

[joethegreatish]

darn, haha. ok this might sound racist but its not cus im like,, 0.1 percent black,, so yeah why dont most black people like mayo,? would it be more appealing to them if it had colors? like purple. that would make it fun, lol and yes so do i carry mayo, but only the squirt bottle cus im retardedded,

[FamilyDUDE777]

Am I the only one that cried and got chills while watching this?

This was more epic then chuck norris in the last harry potter movie.

[Refreshernoob]

thats one epic sandwich xD

[HauntingMidnight]

That was cute when he ate the cerel lol

[nickyrho]

cuz off him i put chips in my sandwhich.... thank you man!!

[reaperfantasy]

that is a big jar of mayo...

[abc123cupcake101789]

others peoples pain is funny

[Kjazzification]

Not trying to be weird..but you have an awesome jawline lol

[54321HAYDEN]

why did he have mayo there



[catluver567]

Ur so cute onision

[TARANTULYN]

EPIC DUMBASS TIME

[lunieloona713]

Nice sammich.

[FatherofVulcanLogic]

I will forever make my sammiches like this!

[ImptieKazim]

haha oh my god. i've watched this so many times and the part at 0:29 makes me laugh every time. The fork shooting up into the air and off the table is priceless. Did anyone else hear it clink on the ground? So funny. XD

[cheatcodefart]

LOL BEST SAMMICH EVAR BIATCH xD

[nunezdaniel97]

i lafed when he said im lyk a straight chriss angel

[RockerFantasy33]

LOL at jabbing yourself in the eye!

[Cutiee687]

he's using almond milk

[Tisumi151]

Not to be mean but I laughed my fucking ass off at the end broman XD

AND That straight kriss angel part,...killed it.XD he got owned.

[lobo5o]

loved the ending! not the uhh stabing part the failing of the sandwich. YEA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHH.... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[TheRockergirl82]

701 people aren't like a straight Criss Angel.

[chowey911]

THAT WAS THE FUCKING FUNNYIES THING I HAVE EVER SEEN I WATCHED IT LIKE 30 TIMES INA ROW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[huntersights]

So epic (0.0)

[huntersights]

So epic (0.0)

[fieldsofink]

He has no pants on . Lmfao

[mandylol100]

....Can you make me a sandwich and record it?..

[chris5456290]

Hey man are u wearing any pants under that (not suspicious or creepy at all) black trench coat? Lol,

[snshn767]

not to be mean or anything but when you poked yourself in the eye with the glasses i laughed hysterically. hehehehe

[mylo101ful]

I'M LIKE A STRAIGHT CRISS ANGEL!! XD

[tory976]

I bet there was a hair in that sammich, anyway.

[Ry88Ma]

701 don't like eatting sandwitches the cool way

[thesecretgames]

nice green screen wall

[DeathToTheBunny]

You're potato chips are way more epic than Lights....i think you made him jealous~!

[Snap2510]

O-o song name??????

[Valkaraid]

This makes me giggle

[WastedTimewithKyle]

I want to be like 0:30 where I send a fork in mid air

[spencer2hamilton]

now whenever i pour a bowl of cereal im gunna scream and mmmmmmmmmmm arterwords

[mydancetilldeath]

is he pantsless?(:

p.s fuck you kylie t

[wolfsbaine101]

neo on crack

[Alexis236582]

Love you :D <3

[TheKittyofYami]

LOL you hurt yourself in two seconds..nice! XD

[Silverwing179]

he's not wearing pants again

[cookiemonster1234822]

@Silverwing179 i thought i was the only one that noticed

[CatzRule09]

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!! HE USES ALMOND MILLLLLLLLLK!!!!!!!!!!! I USE ALMOND MILK!!! AW.JKRHWilekftae.jklhrt6e4 dg111111111111

[MIKEROKAH123]

LLLLLLLLLLIKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEED

FAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE­D

CCCCCCOMMMMMMMMENNNNTEEEEED

LOVE U ONISION

[GiraffesInATaxi]

Note to self: When making a sammich, do not forget to add plenty of

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHH! :D

[cookiemonster1234822]

did anyone else notice that he wasnt wearing pants

[flaraby]

this is AWESOME in surround sound

[RabuneHino2]

Hurry up and get that mayo out of your jacket Greg! I'm hungry!

[clubbasher32]

lolllllXDD I love this vid<3333 lol Pooring Milk AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AHHHHHHHHH--MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM­MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.. mm..

mm:)

[Explsoivehumour]

i just noticed he looks like Tommy wiseau OMG its all coming together Shiloh is Lisa

HIS....LIFE....IS....THE ROOM!

[RAWRblackscenekid]

whats mayo doing in your jacket? LMAO!!!

[MsTheFang]

he peter griffened ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaahhhhhh

[TheRebeccaSallyShow]

2:00 XD HAHAHAHAHA epic fail! XD

[ViciouslyVickie]

I'm in love, marry me?!

[cassiefabmoviestar]

There is no other words to describe this man but, HOT.

That is all,(:

[weridemogurl08]

"I'm like a straight Chris Angel." lmao

[Teumoteum]

Well, I'm glad I'm not the only one who keeps a large bottle of mayo in my trench coat!

[nataliethedragoness]

@Teumoteum lol....the mayo and trench coat thing has 69 thumbs up

[xxunceunce1xx]

He has no pants on. ;O

[supervampire96]

thumbs up if you where eating a sammich wishing it was onision's

[MusicLover22896]

Muscles Glasses is awesome >__> Manliest dude ever imo. I love EMT. <3

[Quinsadia]

dont make fun of criss angel...... ugh... ppl these days

[XxTY5697xX]

why is he not wearing any pants???????????????

[BatmanGuru97]

not the best way to put on glasses

[Wingding590]

I laughed at the end....

[wweultimatefan09]

Lol sunglasses fail at the end

[screamo4life23]

1:41 almond milk ftw

[Mikurini]

press 2 and 3 to ninja moves

[UnleashYourKeys]

Impression of Nicholas Cage making a sandwich?

[cavepupps]

Were did you get the jacket?

[SorenWolf]

I am the only one that noticed he didn't have pants on...

[Mikurini]

@SorenWolf nop

[nyancatismyonlyfrand]

Press 7 repeatedly to hear a techno beat :3

[DeannaGalietti]

wow jest wow theres nohing to say about the mayo but it so true about me sucking at making sandwiches and i always make a bowl of cereal but when i get fedup with eatting cereal i make my friend make me a sandwich becuae she is good at it lol XP

[MissLydiaRevenge]

epic meal time.. -___-

[LiquidGraphlx]

I tried eating my cereal like that this morning..

[Maggotsolider777]

0:34 

[SomeDudes455]

''i'm like a straight Chris Angel'' xD

[ElvenPrincessLove]

Well that was Epic....

[falaip2008]

When im masturbating and about to come i go: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHH!

[kpalm59]

this is the funniest thing ive seen in a while.

deffs subbing to you onision :)

[MrChrispyChris]

his hair changed from black(in the beggining of the video) to brown in the second half...wtf