both long range weapons, low ammo capacity, neither is semi automatic, and both are not versatile for close to mid.. shotgun only close range, sniper rifle, only long range..
im sorry, but have fun running with all that crap, gimme a falchion sword with hip sheath of leather, an aa12 with two spare drums on my rear-hip, and two nine milimetre pistols with 5 asault clips each ready to go strapped around my thigh, hip holsters again to reduce anoyance
first of all you cant get "infected" by blood and those are the perfect wepons for the task ive seen so manyidiots with heavy mgs a shit that wouldent come close to bringing down a zombie...
@mattsydal10 Left 4 (for) Dead is a video game, on the XBox 360 platform. It features a post-apocaliptic zombie fight for survival. In the sequel, Left for Dead 2, one of the mele weapons is a CRICKET BAT. Does that explain it?
Yea see the thing is, I rock. The thing that helps that, I have other people that rock. The best thing, I can get more people that rock. Zombies will be long since dead
everyone is saying "i izz goingz to getz a minigunzzz!" you have no idea how hard it is going to be to acquire ammunition for such weapons you have to think "what about the zombies" the zombies are following the survivors and where are the sirvivors heading the nearest gun shop your best bet on a gun is to go out right now and buy a semi automatic .22 long rifle as the ammunition is farely easy to come by and you can buy value packages of ammo with over 1000 shells in a package for 20$
@pengunzrule9 Ammunition will most likely become like currency in a post-apocalyptic world. People who still have the knowledge and ability will manufacture them and possibly disperse them to higher-ups. However, guns are pointless. I still hope everyone dies.
@pengunzrule9 I'd suggest archery for anyone out there who intends to stay alive and not create a lot of noise. Crossbow, compound bow, longbow, doesn't matter. Bolts and arrows can be re-used, and don't cause as much noise as a handgun, rifle, or machine gun. Even if all of your arrows and bolts break, steal a book about fletching. It's not that hard. xD
shit my survival kit only relies on a crossbow a small .22 longrifle about 10000 shells and 20 arrows a machete and a 7 inch combat knife with 5 mres and a standard issue army ceramic body armor and some standard army issue combat attire im packing light which is the only way you will survive although zombies are slow they never get tired and never have to sleep trust me it isnt going to be like hollywood depicts it not every zombie is going to be a marathon runner
@pengunzrule9 I'm glad someone else out there is at least thinking the possible rising through more efficiently than, "Yeah, I'm gonna get a gatlin gun and kick ass like in the video games." More people need to be like you.
i know it sounds weird but even when i am in a completely random place i will start thinking about how i could reinforce and make it zombie/apacolypse proof also the zombie survival guide book is what i base most of my ideas come from such as carrying a .22 instead of a 5.56 rifle because i can get ahold of ammo easily and instead of a katana or machete a crowbar would actually outclass both of the prior simply because it is basically a thick piece of steel which can pry doors
@pengunzrule9 My main worry is that the "zombies" may be like that in Brian Keene's "The Rising" and "City of the Dead." Where the reanimated corpses are moreso demonic possessions using our bodies as hosts. It's not the bite that infects you; if you die, they inhabit your body and use your memories for their benefit. Also, the ability to talk, strategize, use vehicles and weapons ... all things we have to take account for with zombies, just in case..
@Meixafuhellzman2 To which statement are you addressing? The demonic possessions of reanimated corpses? You need to pay closer attention, or you'll miss something and look as foolish as you do now.
I was stating how those were the creations of a mastermind behind zombie novellas, named Brian Keene. Your comment wasn't worth the effort of responding, but I figured I'd give you some sort of decency, whereas you have shown none.
@Bagelboy615 So yeah, if you talked to someone like that in real life, how do you think it would work? Cause you know, it could get you some blunt force trauma to the head.
other then that yeah, I'm saying your Brian Keene shit is stupid, cause if zombies were to some how become a reality, it would obviously be a virus of some sort, and not some religious bullshit.
@Meixafuhellzman2 Why would it have to be a virus? In Brian Keene's novels, he comes up with the idea that it is caused by the RHIC (reletivistic heavy ion collider), aka "the thing that scientists are using to make mini-black holes."
You watch too many zombie movies, and obviously have no idea what you're talking about to resort to vulgarity; it's the true sign of ignorance.
What the scientists in real-life use is called Large Hadron Collider, or LHC. (cont)
@Meixafuhellzman2 (cont) Of course, bringing religion into a NOVEL about FICTION was only a great way to sell the books. You thinking that zombies are real is just foolish and childish. Sure, it'd be great if the world were to die, killing off all the idiots who would otherwise live to post idiotic messages on youtube -- but I don't really see that happening.
Do you actually believe a virus can cause humans to degenerate and eat the flesh of other humans?
@Bagelboy615 Actually yeah I would believe that over some fucking religious shit, and besides, your just being a pussy troll as I see from your other comments, go do something better with your time
@2013doom i would just rather have duel pistols and not a chainsaw (im sry but it plain old sux) and not a bazooka one shot and if you miss your screwed and carrying all that weight you would die of be too tired and the zombie would get you sry but your idea kinda sux exept the 2 last parts
@fache69 Hate to break it to you, but in a SHTF situation, all you kids with katanas will wish you had guns. Zombies? Maybe a large, long blade has a purpose for silence. I'd still prefer a crossbow or suppressed .22LR.
@pengunzrule9 um your missing the concept of what i was saying all i said was shawn of the dead status all they used was melee weapon and at the end they got a winchester and all this guy has is melee weapons and guns at the end just like shawn of the dead get it?
a zombie bites chuck norris, the zombie instantly disintegrates, and all others begin to run away in fear. that's right people he can make a thing that cannot feel, feel fear!!!
Sub-machine, machine, and pretty much any automatic gun is useless, because it just wastes ammo. Unless you have an AK with a semi-auto mode on, then no auto's. Magnums, Rifles, and Shotguns are the best. Use silencers, too. They come in handy.
@skeetshooter2000 an ak is useless with semi auto on infact it is one of the worst rifles to use in semi auto a FAL is the best semi auto weapon just for its accuracy and sheer power in launching a bullet I prefare a Nuke myself LOL ( and I am not going from mw2 I have had some training with certian weapons while my brother was in the marines and he took me down to give me a breakdown of all the popular guns people have today and their ups and downs)
@lukemc1878 AK is useless with Semi Auto? Well I own a full auto AK (Romanian 74 version) and I only use semi auto with it and I can tell you I'm pretty darn proficient with it. It's all in the training and practice, don't go discounting well made weapons like that. But if you really want true accuracy and power, what the heck are you using an intermediate round for?
@Hissanrach well its useless in the zombiw situations because of the fact that the thing has that much kick up you would have to use 10 rounds to kill one zombie but with the fal its kick is almost none existant and is enough to pick them off one by one
@lukemc1878 AK74 versions do NOT have much kick. Moreover, I practice with mine regularly. The kick is not a problem for anyone used to the weapon. You seem to get the impression that kick determines accuracy; on semi auto, this doesn't apply. You obviously have never fired any kind of AK if you think kick is that hard, or if you think kick is the main factor that influences accuracy.
@lukemc1878 No. Not at all. An FAL has quite a strong kick, and in fact is accurate due to the fact it is semiautomatic. As for you whole "training", you didn't train. You shot a few times and were shown what is good and bad about certain weapons, which is a matter of opinion at BEST. A simple Google search would have prevented you from looking like an ass.
Works best if you have a 2-story house. Not including basement as a floor. Get that, one of those stationary-bike generators, food, a tub full of water (Yes, Bathtub), electric heating-plate, pots, pans, blah blah blah, you should be set for a while with that. Plan for two-story house, walk up stairs, destroying stairs as you walk up. Hopefully you don't have anything they can climb up afterwards. Should last you at least 2 weeks.
Hmmm, looks like your set is incomplete. You're missing a golf club, a hockey stick, a Konan sword, a flamethrower, a minigun, a rocket launcher, a pepsi to relax, and a lazy chair to enjoy the fireworks!
Perfect arsenal, but you better learn to be pretty sparing with that shotgun. It may be fun to watch heads explode, but when you run out of ammo, there will be a whole horde running toward the sound of gunshots.
Word to the wise: stick to the basics. Use knives, swords, machetes, and even ice. scrapers. They kill zombies and they never run out of ammo.
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If theres a katana in there it better be from world war 2 or older or made in japan. Katana replica's are more heavy and it would pretty much be a blunt weapon instead of a sword. Plus it takes training to use a katana it's not as easy as you think it is.
@music4ever4me1 technically they would already be able to but very rarely like if a cop died with a pistol in his hand and he turned into a zombie the pistol would still be lodged in his hand and since zombies tweak alot his fingers would be trigger happy, though only 10 bullets is available for the since he doesnt know how to reload :)
lol a cricket bat : ) yea but what if the zombies are the fast moving ones like in 28 days later and not like the slow ones like in Shawn of the Dead . You would be up shit creek without at least one semiautomatic weapon.
Tactical Tennis Racket.
T1meW4st3d 1 day ago
Nice
EntertheMatrix1111 2 days ago
nothing in his pockets but knives and lint.
grayfoxx11 3 days ago
one shotgun with a thousand shell is all I need
fk64911 4 days ago
a tennis racket really
volthunter3 1 week ago
In case of zombies... Loot this guy!
xtremenerfer155 2 weeks ago
no guns
ozzie2e 2 weeks ago
BOOM CHUCK CHUCK.
thetwosages99 1 month ago
Ill take the kawtana
darkstargod679 1 month ago
first time ive seen a cricket bat other than left 4 dead
sunrip101 1 month ago
too much weapons and guns, but they all suck
Linkinpark8789 1 month ago
zombie wil smile when they wil see this amount of pixels!
TheSmokekoke 1 month ago
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les be honest
the zombies will only come when rebecka black
is good at singing and thats never
kickass780 2 months ago
.... too many close ranged weapons..
both long range weapons, low ammo capacity, neither is semi automatic, and both are not versatile for close to mid.. shotgun only close range, sniper rifle, only long range..
demonboy50 2 months ago
come on! Zombie are never going to invade on something!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fighterfish123 2 months ago
WHERES THE MINIGUN!!
999ZondaS 2 months ago
a tennis racket? wow
omfgerror11 2 months ago
@omfgerror11 yeah, i though i saw that...
1dlesniper 2 months ago
The cricket bat is definitely a necessity!
havocdaemon 2 months ago
the only thing he need instead of this all is gordon freemans CROWBAR
FEAR THE CROWBAR!!!!
DimaszDSF 2 months ago
wheres the magnum?
yogacastwatcher 2 months ago
i just love the simple fire axe, thanks u ^^
GUNDAMZGOK 2 months ago
im sorry, but have fun running with all that crap, gimme a falchion sword with hip sheath of leather, an aa12 with two spare drums on my rear-hip, and two nine milimetre pistols with 5 asault clips each ready to go strapped around my thigh, hip holsters again to reduce anoyance
TheRonancarter 3 months ago
@TheRonancarter Calm down..
whatidowrong 2 months ago
WTF
ThEcRaiZydoGSk8er 3 months ago
no u seen a shuttlecock racket
cookichigojake61 3 months ago
ha u said ass
cookichigojake61 3 months ago
first of all you cant get "infected" by blood and those are the perfect wepons for the task ive seen so manyidiots with heavy mgs a shit that wouldent come close to bringing down a zombie...
TheSmashmaster101 3 months ago
gay
zAdrenalizedGamingz 3 months ago
Those blade and blunt weapons would splatter infected blood everywhere. You'd be one of the first to be killed or infected.
GladiatorGT 3 months ago
@GladiatorGT With no weapons, you'd be firster.
TheGuyRightBehindYou 3 months ago
dibs on the hammer,so i can smash the guy s kneecap .
instant zombie bait!
TheTnkr06 4 months ago 12
Good luck carrying all that lol. Gosh im 16 and i got more and better guns for zombies than you lol. But anyways nice arsenal
rockstr56 4 months ago
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magnellseth 4 months ago
Dibs on the scythe
espada6lugia 4 months ago
i would only use axes and tomohawks so i could tell zombies wat peter told tht guy uve just been tomohawked
111rocklee2 4 months ago
did i just see a tennis racket??
Joeypro0001 4 months ago
lol a hammer?
alsayed30 5 months ago
dibs on the tennis racket
scuttassassin 5 months ago
When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris
NurdBurgur 5 months ago
Seriously, a fencing foil? Its not even a REAL sword?
Anathar88 5 months ago
where the fuck is the duct tape?
Chzo287 5 months ago
I'd grab an ass load of propane tank's and a .50 Cal...have myself some fun!!!
il100374 5 months ago
fuck chuck norris
saiyansanger 5 months ago
seriously ? A CRICKET BAT ?!
mattsydal10 5 months ago
@mattsydal10 Works for L4D2, why not reality?
Zombie14Slayer 5 months ago
@Zombie14Slayer
? :s
mattsydal10 5 months ago
@mattsydal10 Left 4 (for) Dead is a video game, on the XBox 360 platform. It features a post-apocaliptic zombie fight for survival. In the sequel, Left for Dead 2, one of the mele weapons is a CRICKET BAT. Does that explain it?
Zombie14Slayer 5 months ago
@Zombie14Slayer l4d sucks play dead rising for reisdnt evil or at least dead island
MegaSonicKing 5 months ago
@MegaSonicKing L4D is GREAT. Dead Rising is also good, and I enjoy playing it.
Zombie14Slayer 5 months ago
wot kind of patatoe did u use to film this
SurvivalVids 5 months ago
@SurvivalVids
What kind of school did you go to.
axium403 5 months ago
what the hell is a fishing net gonna do?!
myketheoneill 5 months ago
did anyone else see that metal tennis racket?
ultimorey27 6 months ago
Well you're prepared if zombies throw tennis balls at you.
Peacheybumable 6 months ago
Can you send me a package?
hollardude 6 months ago
it looks like you have an old bording axe...
Sudz1911 7 months ago
WTF...
lostsoulsproductionX 7 months ago
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I hope all of you die. <3
Love,
Bagel.
Bagelboy615 7 months ago
Yea see the thing is, I rock. The thing that helps that, I have other people that rock. The best thing, I can get more people that rock. Zombies will be long since dead
WeaponSamurai 7 months ago
everyone is saying "i izz goingz to getz a minigunzzz!" you have no idea how hard it is going to be to acquire ammunition for such weapons you have to think "what about the zombies" the zombies are following the survivors and where are the sirvivors heading the nearest gun shop your best bet on a gun is to go out right now and buy a semi automatic .22 long rifle as the ammunition is farely easy to come by and you can buy value packages of ammo with over 1000 shells in a package for 20$
pengunzrule9 7 months ago
@pengunzrule9 Ammunition will most likely become like currency in a post-apocalyptic world. People who still have the knowledge and ability will manufacture them and possibly disperse them to higher-ups. However, guns are pointless. I still hope everyone dies.
Bagelboy615 7 months ago
@Bagelboy615
like i said most people think they are going to have a minigun or a fully auto AK this is not possible
pengunzrule9 7 months ago
@pengunzrule9 I'd suggest archery for anyone out there who intends to stay alive and not create a lot of noise. Crossbow, compound bow, longbow, doesn't matter. Bolts and arrows can be re-used, and don't cause as much noise as a handgun, rifle, or machine gun. Even if all of your arrows and bolts break, steal a book about fletching. It's not that hard. xD
Bagelboy615 7 months ago
@Bagelboy615
shit my survival kit only relies on a crossbow a small .22 longrifle about 10000 shells and 20 arrows a machete and a 7 inch combat knife with 5 mres and a standard issue army ceramic body armor and some standard army issue combat attire im packing light which is the only way you will survive although zombies are slow they never get tired and never have to sleep trust me it isnt going to be like hollywood depicts it not every zombie is going to be a marathon runner
pengunzrule9 7 months ago
@pengunzrule9 I'm glad someone else out there is at least thinking the possible rising through more efficiently than, "Yeah, I'm gonna get a gatlin gun and kick ass like in the video games." More people need to be like you.
Bagelboy615 7 months ago
@Bagelboy615
i know it sounds weird but even when i am in a completely random place i will start thinking about how i could reinforce and make it zombie/apacolypse proof also the zombie survival guide book is what i base most of my ideas come from such as carrying a .22 instead of a 5.56 rifle because i can get ahold of ammo easily and instead of a katana or machete a crowbar would actually outclass both of the prior simply because it is basically a thick piece of steel which can pry doors
pengunzrule9 7 months ago
@pengunzrule9 My main worry is that the "zombies" may be like that in Brian Keene's "The Rising" and "City of the Dead." Where the reanimated corpses are moreso demonic possessions using our bodies as hosts. It's not the bite that infects you; if you die, they inhabit your body and use your memories for their benefit. Also, the ability to talk, strategize, use vehicles and weapons ... all things we have to take account for with zombies, just in case..
Bagelboy615 7 months ago
@Bagelboy615
i doubt it but if a zombie is ever able to strategize i would rather shoot myself XD
pengunzrule9 7 months ago
@Bagelboy615 Thats just fuckin stupid.
Meixafuhellzman2 6 months ago
@Meixafuhellzman2 To which statement are you addressing? The demonic possessions of reanimated corpses? You need to pay closer attention, or you'll miss something and look as foolish as you do now.
I was stating how those were the creations of a mastermind behind zombie novellas, named Brian Keene. Your comment wasn't worth the effort of responding, but I figured I'd give you some sort of decency, whereas you have shown none.
Congratulations, and kudos to you.
Bagelboy615 6 months ago
@Bagelboy615 So yeah, if you talked to someone like that in real life, how do you think it would work? Cause you know, it could get you some blunt force trauma to the head.
other then that yeah, I'm saying your Brian Keene shit is stupid, cause if zombies were to some how become a reality, it would obviously be a virus of some sort, and not some religious bullshit.
Meixafuhellzman2 6 months ago
@Meixafuhellzman2 Why would it have to be a virus? In Brian Keene's novels, he comes up with the idea that it is caused by the RHIC (reletivistic heavy ion collider), aka "the thing that scientists are using to make mini-black holes."
You watch too many zombie movies, and obviously have no idea what you're talking about to resort to vulgarity; it's the true sign of ignorance.
What the scientists in real-life use is called Large Hadron Collider, or LHC. (cont)
Bagelboy615 6 months ago
@Meixafuhellzman2 (cont) Of course, bringing religion into a NOVEL about FICTION was only a great way to sell the books. You thinking that zombies are real is just foolish and childish. Sure, it'd be great if the world were to die, killing off all the idiots who would otherwise live to post idiotic messages on youtube -- but I don't really see that happening.
Do you actually believe a virus can cause humans to degenerate and eat the flesh of other humans?
Seriously? You'd believe that?
Bagelboy615 6 months ago
@Bagelboy615 Actually yeah I would believe that over some fucking religious shit, and besides, your just being a pussy troll as I see from your other comments, go do something better with your time
Meixafuhellzman2 6 months ago
@Meixafuhellzman2 Pussy troll? Really? Just because I said that I hope you all die?
You're very intelligent, it seems, to be able to deduct that much information about me due to one comment that was vulgar.
If I were trolling, you'd be crying. Trust me. ^_^
Anyway, zombies zombies zombies, oi oi oi!
Bagelboy615 6 months ago
P90 or mp7. Low weight, easy to handel. Smal kaliber can you take more ammunation with you.
janbir3 7 months ago
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2013doom 7 months ago
@2013doom i would just rather have duel pistols and not a chainsaw (im sry but it plain old sux) and not a bazooka one shot and if you miss your screwed and carrying all that weight you would die of be too tired and the zombie would get you sry but your idea kinda sux exept the 2 last parts
deathwish90210 7 months ago
guns for show, knifes for a pro
fache69 7 months ago 21
@fache69 Hate to break it to you, but in a SHTF situation, all you kids with katanas will wish you had guns. Zombies? Maybe a large, long blade has a purpose for silence. I'd still prefer a crossbow or suppressed .22LR.
skatejason 4 months ago
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@fache69 then your mom's dildo is for show then
zAdrenalizedGamingz 3 months ago
woah melee weapons nice shawn of the dead status
Gears408 7 months ago
@Gears408
yeah and what are you going to do get a minigun? and wear a bandanna so you can have unlimited ammo?
(reference to mgs ftw)
pengunzrule9 7 months ago
@pengunzrule9 haha where the hell would i get a mini gun? all i would use is what ever is around the house
Gears408 7 months ago
@Gears408
lolwat you said that he is of some lower zombie survival status just because he is going to use knifes instead of a shotgun
pengunzrule9 7 months ago
@pengunzrule9 um your missing the concept of what i was saying all i said was shawn of the dead status all they used was melee weapon and at the end they got a winchester and all this guy has is melee weapons and guns at the end just like shawn of the dead get it?
Gears408 7 months ago
Lol
trollingsword 8 months ago
You have 2 counter-zombie weapons in that entire stack...
Playerc0 8 months ago
a of course the racket
williamsc2738 8 months ago
a zombie bites chuck norris, the zombie instantly disintegrates, and all others begin to run away in fear. that's right people he can make a thing that cannot feel, feel fear!!!
jakethesnake2k8 8 months ago
@luvthevols09 Wrong its in soviet russia
vol4ok 8 months ago
Sub-machine, machine, and pretty much any automatic gun is useless, because it just wastes ammo. Unless you have an AK with a semi-auto mode on, then no auto's. Magnums, Rifles, and Shotguns are the best. Use silencers, too. They come in handy.
(p.s. Snipers!!!!!!!!!!)
skeetshooter2000 9 months ago
@skeetshooter2000 an ak is useless with semi auto on infact it is one of the worst rifles to use in semi auto a FAL is the best semi auto weapon just for its accuracy and sheer power in launching a bullet I prefare a Nuke myself LOL ( and I am not going from mw2 I have had some training with certian weapons while my brother was in the marines and he took me down to give me a breakdown of all the popular guns people have today and their ups and downs)
lukemc1878 8 months ago
@lukemc1878 True, But IDK 'bout nuking 'em unless you get the friendlies out of there!
But yeah, if you got silencer then yes an FAL.
But #1=Sniper w/ silencer
skeetshooter2000 8 months ago
@lukemc1878 AK is useless with Semi Auto? Well I own a full auto AK (Romanian 74 version) and I only use semi auto with it and I can tell you I'm pretty darn proficient with it. It's all in the training and practice, don't go discounting well made weapons like that. But if you really want true accuracy and power, what the heck are you using an intermediate round for?
Hissanrach 8 months ago
@Hissanrach well its useless in the zombiw situations because of the fact that the thing has that much kick up you would have to use 10 rounds to kill one zombie but with the fal its kick is almost none existant and is enough to pick them off one by one
lukemc1878 8 months ago
@lukemc1878 AK74 versions do NOT have much kick. Moreover, I practice with mine regularly. The kick is not a problem for anyone used to the weapon. You seem to get the impression that kick determines accuracy; on semi auto, this doesn't apply. You obviously have never fired any kind of AK if you think kick is that hard, or if you think kick is the main factor that influences accuracy.
Hissanrach 8 months ago
@lukemc1878 <--- This person owns 0 guns. Has shot 0 guns in his lifetime and has no idea what recoil is.
Playerc0 8 months ago
@lukemc1878 No. Not at all. An FAL has quite a strong kick, and in fact is accurate due to the fact it is semiautomatic. As for you whole "training", you didn't train. You shot a few times and were shown what is good and bad about certain weapons, which is a matter of opinion at BEST. A simple Google search would have prevented you from looking like an ass.
2536b 8 months ago
@AshilanaTheGreat1 gtfo
14lolful 9 months ago
Are those real
DARKKIRBYRIOT 9 months ago
dude i wish u would be my neighbor :D
fttpokllc 9 months ago
My plan: Use FPSRussia.
sHoRTiiCuTiE 10 months ago 62
What is a tennis racket gonna do?
DJwarproductions1 10 months ago
@DJwarproductions1 maybe the zombies are tennis freaks and it will distract them?
PyroPredator 10 months ago
I want my 9 seconds back.
cardiacthapoet 10 months ago 2
loving that badminton racket
minimortimer09 10 months ago 2
too many close range weapons
mascrath 11 months ago
rule #1
have redneck friends
7blueblood 11 months ago
OH MY GOD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
viveleskateful 11 months ago
why is there a sieve in that ''weapon'' collection
BAZZMANNIFY 11 months ago
hmm.you need ammo
krubwohac 11 months ago
Works best if you have a 2-story house. Not including basement as a floor. Get that, one of those stationary-bike generators, food, a tub full of water (Yes, Bathtub), electric heating-plate, pots, pans, blah blah blah, you should be set for a while with that. Plan for two-story house, walk up stairs, destroying stairs as you walk up. Hopefully you don't have anything they can climb up afterwards. Should last you at least 2 weeks.
Izula 11 months ago
i dare somone to rob this guy
stupedude1 11 months ago
WTF?
RickyWTF84 1 year ago
Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive zombies. Zombies try to survive chuck Norris.
luvthevols09 1 year ago 93
@luvthevols09 lolz
MrPCgeak 11 months ago
@luvthevols09 dude seriously?! chuck norris eats zombies for breakfast
lukemc1878 8 months ago
@luvthevols09 man chuck should come out in a zombie flick and kick ass...
Marzz5585 6 months ago
@luvthevols09 shut up about chuck norris
darkshadowbakugan 6 months ago
i need all dat crap... wont a chefs knife work?
AQWorldspiderfight 1 year ago
hey atleast he got melee best fior a real zombie attack
Dennyboy190 1 year ago
hes missing his real guns ha ha fakeeeeeeeee!!!!
vash12349ful 1 year ago
what is the fucking point in this shitty fucking video???
Oliver200101 1 year ago
Hmmm, looks like your set is incomplete. You're missing a golf club, a hockey stick, a Konan sword, a flamethrower, a minigun, a rocket launcher, a pepsi to relax, and a lazy chair to enjoy the fireworks!
GMAN2187 1 year ago
num chucks wtf
owlbreader 1 year ago
Perfect arsenal, but you better learn to be pretty sparing with that shotgun. It may be fun to watch heads explode, but when you run out of ammo, there will be a whole horde running toward the sound of gunshots.
Word to the wise: stick to the basics. Use knives, swords, machetes, and even ice. scrapers. They kill zombies and they never run out of ammo.
When choosing your weapon, first ask yourself;
Do I want to kill zombies?
or
Do I want to survive?
Think about it.
TheMoronLabs15 1 year ago
the first knifes would be useless at close combat cause i think zombie's dont go down with out a fight lol
adamadam38 1 year ago
kitchen knives break esily they fucking suck cock.
moehosko 1 year ago
@moehosko
1- Grip a zombies Adam's apple and push up- Their head is upturned, making them unable to bite you.
2- Jam that kitchen knife through the bottom of the jaw, and through the soft pallet, applying enough force to pierce the tissue and hit the brain
3- Placing your foot against the zombie's chest, pull your knife from it, pushing the infected corpse away to a safe distance.
4- Laugh
Kitchen knives are awesome. Deal with it.
TheMoronLabs15 1 year ago
lolz i has more shit than u 3 katanas and a medieval sword :3 also i think my airsoft sniper could crack some skulls lol
miciso666 1 year ago
@stefanx223 stfu fuckin pussy faggot.
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crimsonxsecret 1 year ago
knifes... not so usefull, but on the plus side melee weapons dont need Reloading.
MahDixiNormas 1 year ago 2
that was stupid
coyotehunter38 1 year ago
The bess defence against zombies is not taking the LSD in the 1st place
8barrbarr8 1 year ago
please ive bean ready sins 2001 i even tryed to bake a bunker in my back yard
coltinconrad 1 year ago
If theres a katana in there it better be from world war 2 or older or made in japan. Katana replica's are more heavy and it would pretty much be a blunt weapon instead of a sword. Plus it takes training to use a katana it's not as easy as you think it is.
Zech727 1 year ago
retards it is actually called sol-a-num virus not the solenum virus read a book for once
bayouboy745 1 year ago
@bayouboy745 A book about zombies? Now who's the retard?
TheFree33333 1 year ago
what if zombies lern to use guns then were scrude
music4ever4me1 1 year ago
@music4ever4me1 technically they would already be able to but very rarely like if a cop died with a pistol in his hand and he turned into a zombie the pistol would still be lodged in his hand and since zombies tweak alot his fingers would be trigger happy, though only 10 bullets is available for the since he doesnt know how to reload :)
sk8rocksick1 1 year ago
@sk8rocksick1 sorry for the thumbs down it was an accident
Zech727 1 year ago
@sk8rocksick1 well that makes sence
music4ever4me1 1 year ago
that was actually not gay like all you retards say it is
ldrjjj 1 year ago
wtf
blackboxskater12 1 year ago
YEah! cool weapons! but if you run out of bullets go straight to the armory. haha
violiniztapianizta 1 year ago
i bet this dude gets a boner for weapons...as do i
hellrazor117 1 year ago
when the zombies come im with this guy
dodgerkbs 1 year ago
wat i need? 2 words chuck norris
Ragingspirits666 1 year ago
@Ragingspirits666 Chuck Norris is three words
ZL3RAD 1 year ago
@ZL3RAD no its 2 words dumbass chuck norris
Ragingspirits666 1 year ago
@Ragingspirits666 Chuck Norris is whatever it wants to be.
BoringYPG 1 year ago
@BoringYPG you have the idea
ZL3RAD 1 year ago
IF COACH IS ALIVE HE CAN SIT ON THEM AND USE THE POWER OF CHOCOLATE
Slade95594 1 year ago
Most of those are a waste of time. Just use a gun
Failcard 1 year ago
chuck norris.... the real life monkey bomb
Ellis01234567890 1 year ago
Pause at 0:3 And note a tennis racquett
RavenholmHunter 1 year ago
@RavenholmHunter incase the zombies fancy a game
Ellis01234567890 1 year ago
@Ellis01234567890 Play tennis with them.
RavenholmHunter 1 year ago
@RavenholmHunter you never know.... it might be boring be a zombie. i expect your dick woulda rotted away
Ellis01234567890 1 year ago
@Ellis01234567890 Noes ! Cokies ?
RavenholmHunter 1 year ago
guys zombie will not take over! their 2 afraid of CHUCK NORRIS
MadNerf 1 year ago
Kichen kifes and a saw? Wonderful backup weapons...
Swordfighter3000 1 year ago
Every one ready? :D in 2012 its gunna be a zombie invasion
Heavyweponsguy2000 1 year ago
@Heavyweponsguy2000 u ready
darkshadowbakugan 1 year ago
@darkshadowbakugan im ready :]
Heavyweponsguy2000 1 year ago
call chuck norris
xbox360master5 1 year ago
PILLS HERE! :D
toddman22410 1 year ago
what the hell could you do with a knife against a zombie? dont you know that the human skull is hard as hell?
DALordOfTheLabyrinth 1 year ago
lol a cricket bat : ) yea but what if the zombies are the fast moving ones like in 28 days later and not like the slow ones like in Shawn of the Dead . You would be up shit creek without at least one semiautomatic weapon.
thesolaniki 1 year ago
You dont have to outrun the zombies , just your buddy .
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