Lol love how the black guy is concerned with getting money and babes but I'm sure that was an accident. Totally proves jesus' existence through satire only still relying on the same book to prove these fools existed. Good story.
Too funny! and TOO true! A great answer to all those lost people who claim they are "too smart" to believe what the early Christians "made up" -- their lack of logic is clearly astounding.
"Besides, if we don't invent all this, people might start wondering why Jesus' simple message of telling people to be nice to each other frightened the Establishment so much that they killed him horribly."
@AnHonestChristian The only explanation necessary is reading John 6 in context. Everyone there knew Jesus was saying eat His flesh literally..because thats how they all took it. Many other times when people misunderstand Jesus He clarifies, but here, not only does He not correct Himself, He presses the idea even further. "Eat My Body"..in Greek literally "Gnaw My Body..." and because this was such "a hard saying" many of His diciples left, leaving Jesus to ask the 12 "Do you also want to leave?"
@livelaughlove311 Right...but I was being tongue-in-cheek. What I meant was I'm looking forward to a video in which TheLutheranSatire treats this topic in his usual humorous fashion.
@FlappyDogman Well, if He made the extreme effort to convince us that His body and blood were necessary for our salvation, and He established His church (Mt 16:18) so that we would have access to all He gave, and the apostles handed down all the teachings they received by Christ (Mt 28:17-20) that the Catholic Church still teaches and has guarded for over 2000 years (2 Tim 1:14), and dispenses Gods divine life to us through the Eucharist and Sacraments, then it is something to look more into!
Everyone knows that there never really were disciples of Jesus who died for their faith. They were invented by Emperor Constantine to make his fake religion more credible. (more satire, in case anyone missed it).
Lol love how the black guy is concerned with getting money and babes but I'm sure that was an accident. Totally proves jesus' existence through satire only still relying on the same book to prove these fools existed. Good story.
OG1JABRONI 3 months ago
Too funny! and TOO true! A great answer to all those lost people who claim they are "too smart" to believe what the early Christians "made up" -- their lack of logic is clearly astounding.
funbutresponsible 5 months ago
Hilarious and true at the same time. Humor doesn't get better than that.
notgonnasay09 7 months ago
LOLOLOLOL
janeym 8 months ago
well done!
brucefetter 8 months ago
amazing!!!
manutdfan4321 8 months ago
Gold.
Keruaran 9 months ago
"Shut yer piehole, fisherman!" LMAO!
cranberry6pointOh 9 months ago
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wlinden 9 months ago
"Besides, if we don't invent all this, people might start wondering why Jesus' simple message of telling people to be nice to each other frightened the Establishment so much that they killed him horribly."
wlinden 9 months ago 2
Wow, Jerusalem had a lot more skyscrapers in 37 AD than I would have expected :)
Mackay878 10 months ago 4
"you really need to stop drinking out of lead cups." epic
josiahn1 10 months ago 15
@enasdad, I knew someone would miss it.
tlstout65 10 months ago
I'm rubbing my hands in anticipation for an explanation of the Real Presence "conspiracy."
AnHonestChristian 10 months ago
@AnHonestChristian The only explanation necessary is reading John 6 in context. Everyone there knew Jesus was saying eat His flesh literally..because thats how they all took it. Many other times when people misunderstand Jesus He clarifies, but here, not only does He not correct Himself, He presses the idea even further. "Eat My Body"..in Greek literally "Gnaw My Body..." and because this was such "a hard saying" many of His diciples left, leaving Jesus to ask the 12 "Do you also want to leave?"
livelaughlove311 10 months ago
@livelaughlove311 Right...but I was being tongue-in-cheek. What I meant was I'm looking forward to a video in which TheLutheranSatire treats this topic in his usual humorous fashion.
AnHonestChristian 10 months ago
@livelaughlove311
I just read that chapter yesterday.. He WAS quite persuasive lol
Still unsure what the point of that was.
FlappyDogman 9 months ago
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livelaughlove311 9 months ago
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@FlappyDogman Well, if He made the extreme effort to convince us that His body and blood were necessary for our salvation, and He established His church (Mt 16:18) so that we would have access to all He gave, and the apostles handed down all the teachings they received by Christ (Mt 28:17-20) that the Catholic Church still teaches and has guarded for over 2000 years (2 Tim 1:14), and dispenses Gods divine life to us through the Eucharist and Sacraments, then it is something to look more into!
livelaughlove311 9 months ago
"Shut your piehole, fisherman!"
LadderWithFacet 10 months ago 13
Ha! I KNEW it!
fatstuartorange 10 months ago
Everyone knows that there never really were disciples of Jesus who died for their faith. They were invented by Emperor Constantine to make his fake religion more credible. (more satire, in case anyone missed it).
tlstout65 10 months ago
@tlstout65 Dude, you really need to stop drinking out of lead cups!
enasdad 10 months ago
@tlstout65 I'm as cynical, sarcastic etc as just about anyone, but I've heard that crap so many times, I amost *didn't* catch the satire.
I need help, clearly: between the militant atheists and fundaloonie evangelicals, I'm going to need all the help I can get!
Sapphonouveau 9 months ago
Awesome video! One of the best so far! Though I did like "Paul's Baptism Oopsie" very much too!
mannheidi 10 months ago
plagiarizes
mannheidi 10 months ago
@mannheidi Oops!
TheLutheranSatire 10 months ago