World War 2 - Described by a 5 year old

[Mr40st]

Sounds legit, report done

[F21productions]

Wikipedia's blacked out, this'll have to do.

[Stickarms99]

@thedarksoldier3 dude y the hell does it matter the nazis ARE german, dipshit. even so the kids fuckin 5, cut him a break

[FAD3ztriczz]

wtf this is halarios or however you spell it. ive never heard of egiptions in ww whatever.

[warhawk3739]

This kids crazy...he forgot about the robots

[TheSimpleOne73]

i dont rember reading about the egypytians in ww2...

[brookeworalz101]

haha omg best socials class ever!

[SCQM99]

lol who is talking there? Rygan?

[JKconfuzzled]

I wish i can have an imagination like that

[MutantPapayaVEVO]

Cute! Laffed!

[MrSuperRandomvids]

fuck yeah germans go to jail!!!

[thehannahparkes]

WTF? WHERE THE HELL DID THE EGYPTIANS COME IN???

[3p1cWh1t3K1d]

how the fuck do you dislike this FUCKING HILARIOUS

[GenericPurpleTurtle]

0:56 "And the douche people...."

[Corerrai]

*some not atoll srry

[Corerrai]

It's amazing how the history books left out the Egyptians and the little big kid, they were quite necessary during the war and it's good to know that some atoll remember.

[rsngmn]

I like how she mentioned the important role that the Egyptians played in the war. Most historians forget that.

[NSWbronies]

the little kid.... who was..... very very very... BIG

[ihatedavematthews]

@thecoolguy677 if your so smart and knew about sarCASM then you would know how to spell it o_O

[rob121000]

Um.... What?

[kingpoptart720]

i think it was a great story! *sniff sniff* the little big kid at the end was so happy :"")

[xXxcollectorxXx]

and 70 million people we not killed

[thecoolguy677]

@salakast And At 6 I Knew SARCASUM

[thecoolguy677]

Wow I Knew Hitler Since I Was Five But You Have A Nutbrain

[salakast]

@thecoolguy677 well aint you special!

[GoRockQuads]

WWII in a nutshell, literally.

[samuelspicy]

this us true...very true

[ImagoCanis]

Dude, this kid's retarded. I knew about concentration camps, and Hitler when I was five. Either the kid's parents have been sheltering the derp, or she's a fucking retard.

[nikandrews]

@ImagoCanis You're a fucking idiot, nobody knows all that at five. If you were so fucking smart at five then why did you put an apostrophe before "And".... Idiot. Nobody takes that much shit in at that age.

[ImagoCanis]

@nikandrews

Actually, children can be very smart and informed. It all depends on their upbringing. Could I have told you all the details of WWII? No. But I could’ve told you that Hitler was the boss of the Nazis, who did bad things to Jews in concentration camps, and that Himmler was Hitler’s helper. I also could name a ridiculous amount of dinosaurs, and draw them. I also was told where babies came from and got in trouble for telling my classmates in 2nd grade.

[picklztacoz]

@ImagoCanis derp?

[Sabie0]

American gov. Aka masons/illuminati told hitler to start war and funded him, told him to kill all jews in order to establish a fake israel then after hitler did as told they killed him served its purpose.

[arzanipour]

@Sabie0 If they did then they didn't do a very good job. I heard he lost one of his balls due to a failed assassination attempt.

[laxlogan]

i totally get the holocaust now

[lozdamo]

what about the Jews taking over palestine

[10violaciones]

-the little kid was very very veeery...BIG

Those epic words will show in next call of duty when u die LOL

[HeyHayHorsey17]

Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut...?

[amazingamarna]

That's so cute!! LOL<33

[imlieing007]

thumbs up to that smart ass jew!

[TheBobTheJoeBob]

Sounds legit.

[Haley44123]

cuuute <3

[vinsentcloud]

Haha this kid probably knew more about it when I was 5. She was adorable and did a great job narrating. Maybe even predicted what will happen in WW3 who knows :D trolls are trolling because they don't now, or will ever have a child.

[Camarohill2]

i got lost at the egyptians!

[tropicflow479]

@Camarohill2 you and me both, something is not right either the schools messed up or this girl is smarter then the goverment

[Camarohill2]

umm... giant little kid?!

[Neumie7]

GOODBYE, JEWS! lmfao but seriously, i was lost at egyptians. adorable

[thehooligan193]

Lol kittens inspired by kittens. Very cute. I adore children and can't wait till I have one of my own to raise one day.

[TheEStatuss]

DIE JEWS!

[southparkmaniac123]

@ravencurls1 okay so because a five year old girl that's probably just in kindergarten is supposed to know all about WWII and because she doesn't, all Americans are stupid you are the stupid one

[ravencurls1]

Wow, and that's how our future generations are brainwashed into thinking that WWII was a war against the Jews!! I hate to burst your victim-loving stance, but it was in fact a war amongst the super powers and all about the German empire building... why don't you and your kid enrol in some history classes!!!!! Ignorant Americans!

[Rellibelly14]

@ravencurls1 Its a freaking five year old.... no shit they don't understand wwII... this video is suposed to be cute because it's a little girl rambling on about what she thinks happened. calm yourself.

[Big5000K]

@ravencurls1 You are the reason humanity is failing, you are a prejudiced fool, you stereotype tons of people who have the sense to not generalize others (unlike you.) You find ways to attack countries you have never interacted with (except for your local news station) and the girl was obviously English. No matter what everyone in your middle school tells you. You are the lowest common denominator. You are a tool and a fool.

[Bl4ckAndBlu3Mau5]

@Big5000K cool story, bro. Umad?

[Big5000K]

@Bl4ckAndBlu3Mau5 Nope.

[19jdpaul]

@ravencurls1 Nobody was saying the Jews were the reason of WW2. Oh yeah, i believe the kid is 5 and is not near as knowing as you were when you were 5 because you seem like a freaking Einstein

[ultrasonic99099]

@ravencurls1 Don't forget the egyptians!

[MaxsFacts]

Yeah that's about accurate ;)

[thedarksoldier3]

The germans didn't put the jews into Kz.. The Nazis did..

[ZachFryTheHowToGuy]

@thedarksoldier3 Stupid Amerikans



[ahtck]

@thedarksoldier3 No shit, dude. She kid is 5. 

[TwoTekah]

@ahtck but the mother said "germans" repeatedly. so the Mother said germans, not the kid.....

[scalbard]

@thedarksoldier3 nazis are german

[L4Z3RF4C3]

@thedarksoldier3 i like how out of the whole story thats the part you try to poke holes in

[HudsonReviver3]

Haha, the cartoon looks like it was made by the 5 year old telling the story.

[HackNamara]

My grandfather was posted at the big four year old base. When the Germans tried to get out of jail and put the 4 year old in prison, my grandfather stayed back with a browning .50 and held of three of Rommel's best armored divisions

[ShredofLove]

then, the douche people put the GERMANS in jail.

lol, sooo cute.

[abarreloflols]

wow just proves some people should not be teaching kids, the adult said "Germans" while all Nazis were Germans not all Germans were Nazis. infact with that kind of logic there would have been a lot of Jews killing themselves because there were Jews in Germany

[ZachFryTheHowToGuy]

@abarreloflols I know that is why I don't like Amerikans!

[maryelizabethodonnel]

@ZachFryTheHowToGuy Hey! if anything hate on the retarded adult who taught this kid!!! Don't go screwing with all of us! AMERICANS <---- (you now know how to spell it correctly)

[ZachFryTheHowToGuy]

@maryelizabethodonnel Yeah I guess that's true, and sorry I didn't know that is how you spell it; in Germany we spell it like this Amerikans. So

[maryelizabethodonnel]

@ZachFryTheHowToGuy you're from Germany? AWESOME! Well I guess I should apologize too, sorry for being a bit harsh. (´∀`｡)ｂ hehe ;)

[ZachFryTheHowToGuy]

@maryelizabethodonnel Yeah, its cool, do you have an American accent?

[maryelizabethodonnel]

@ZachFryTheHowToGuy no i don't i'm in California. Soo. . . are you in Germany right now or . . . (´∀`｡)ｂ

[ahtck]

@abarreloflols Dude... it's a child. She's like 5.

[abarreloflols]

@ahtck no but I'm talking about the adult that is teaching the child, they are clearly as clueless about it as the child

[TheNoiseTheory]

@ahtck But the woman isn't 5 :P Right?

[narg43]

@abarreloflols Are you retarded?

[TheMike91096]

@narg43 No there just one of the peeplz who say like in every sentences

[abarreloflols]

so this is what will happen in WWIII, Egyptians dieing and stuff

[TheTrooper424]

This is so adorably freaking cute!! XD

[iiPartyRock]

fucking cheaters

[madbassist94]

Seems legit

[iNarbage]

what a fucking retard LOL!!!!

[xxenome]

@iNarbage Yeah, because you knew what WWII was when you were 5, right? "fucking retard".

[0xJAlex]

@xxenome totally agree funny :)

[iNarbage]

@xxenome u marf breh?

[ahtck]

@xxenome A fucking men, brother.

[SimonSaysFranklin]

Seems pretty accurate if you asked me. lol. :P

[kirstenadkerson88]

This is why you don't home school

[hamstergirl591]

OH NO THE POOR EGYPTIANS D:

[eychff]

and they lived happily ever after.

[semisox88]

She did better than I did on my U.S. History test on WW2-_-

[LightInDarknessX]

so... this ISN'T what happened in WWIII?

[niksteria226]

haha what a cute kid :)

[theytookhishouse]

Lol this is so cute(: the haters need to get that stick out of their ass, this is adorable!,

[ebolalegion]

The Jews and the Germans weren't the only people in WWII despite what most people care to think. Educate your child.

[IronyBeaver]

@ebolalegion Jews weren't even involved in WWll, they were involved in the Holocaust, but the only battle they participated in was the Warsaw Uprising.

[akspiker13]

That's what I thought happens too

[mra23413]

HAHAHAHA how the FUCK did i get to THIS?!?!?!?!

[MrEmoBleh]

@mra23413 lol idk either

[PlebeBVR]

My IQ... I miss it...

[TheLiz1984]

seriously? your kid is really really fucked in the brains, so is your self

[ahtck]

@TheLiz1984 Seriously? Read the description.

[daniel23030]

@TheLiz1984 dud fuck you ass hole damn hater if you don't like it then leve or shut up

[ollie0070]

@TheLiz1984 Seriously? your a fucking retarded. congrats! your mom should have swallowed u!

[789blackveilbrides]

HAIL HITLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[EndermanMD]

pfft... typical american nothing about britian

[JuneBuggyILuvvYou]

This kid is going to be a history teacher someday

[jtkode]

At least she knew the Egyptians were a stagnant culture, other then that, this is a little on the racist side, and not funny at all, I see the attempt, but it failed.

[firewolf11567]

@jtkode One you don't know it was a girl. 2 racist how? The kid doesn't know any better.

[futurecaster]

@firewolf11567 it was a girl, but the rest i'm with you on

[firewolf11567]

@futurecaster I know I read the description after I posted and I thought to myself. "SHIT!!" Lol XD

[jtkode]

@firewolf11567 1. you are a dumbass, it says she is a girl in the bio and she sounds like a girl... and how about you watch it and listen to her speak about Jews and then you see how its a tad racist.

[firewolf11567]

@jtkode So your to tell me you knew exactly what happened when you were 5... And its just me questioning you on how you could and I read it thank you very much. And you do realize that no one knows shit when they are like 4-5... SO you sere are the unintelligent one for thinking humans are a master intellectual race...

[Canadiblue]

well, that's how i remember it.

[KelsoMusicLibrary]

Oh thank you so much for summing this up...

I have a huge history test on this tomorrow...

[TheKlaus93]

...and that's why I'm pro-choice.

[MegaNight29]

Thanks for this video. Now i can pass my history test! XD And they said the internet was a bad source for information...pfft

[comentsuscribeonly]

aaawww cute

[succulentjacob]

yep every part right

[calicokity1]

i thought i knew stuff but apparently i know Nothing about world war 2 i mean 3 she opened my eyes sniffle

[hamzehrocks100]

Is this kid mental?

[Wenyang97]

WTF!!! :P LOLOL LOLOL

[ebook3]

Ummm, what? Lol

[barrents]

Oooh thats why the jews burned, cuz it was soo hot

[DarkPlasmaNZ]

18 people are history teachers

[coryscookies]

weird

[Blaze4052]

one word WTF

[coryscookies]

@Blaze4052 thats 3

[yankey27]

heres my version germans will just go pissing people off shooting russia will try to kill all people australia will be like holy shit mate wats going on u s will be like i knew we shouldnt hav elected obama canada will be playing hockey mexico will be like LA LALA LALA BAMBA AND EVRY 1 ELSE WILL BE LIKE FUK DAT BIOTCHEZ

[BeanyCollie]

EEE-YUP

[Qwertmaster33]

Den... Den de ejipchins... wate, no... Jermins... WWIII... They died because of the sun...

Alright, what've we learned so far?

[lificl9]

haha!!!!!!!

[shufflequeen42]

gosh i knew history class was a waste! i could of just looked it up here!

[MrMookinTookin]

son of a banshee. thats amazing

[monkeemee]

Who's watching this instead of studying for their WW2 history final? MEEEE! Looks like I need to look up this one very, very clever Jewish guy and the role he played.

[MrCatbat62]

HEY LITTLE KID NOT ALL GERMANS WERE IN THE WAR *Punch* Lol JK Im German and I found this so funny

[shamalamaman123]

hahahahaha egyptians lol

[HyperOnyxandZero]

LMAO

[sethhollie]

two loced out niggas goin crazy:D

[lollykisses27]

omg he is rlly cute !!! xx

[GamerComedy]

@lollykisses27 it's a girl.

[wardrone3000]

Fuck, now I get it!

The truth is killing me!!!

[GOTHICPRINCESS714]

who ever dislikes this video needs to go touch them selves cuz thats all they are good for i thought this video was adorable very very cute

[PivotPunk1]

@GOTHICPRINCESS714 I disllike this video. That makes me a bad person? Thats ironic >.>

[JerzeyDevil396]

Damn history teachers,lying to us this entire time.

There was no Holocaust,only jails and Egyptians dying.

[xXRackas321Xx]

And 73 million died. :D

[ehhgirlxXx]

omg. my mind...was just blown...this kid is an effing genius...

[0y5132]

what?

[fsxguy234]

WW3?!? tis kid is crazy!

[lnwreal9]

@1:03 you can hear the mom whispering "no... no... no.."

[augustus946]

thank you for clearing up everything i think i'm going to pass my history exam now

[Pierlott]

This is a recording of Sarah Palin as a child.

[awesomeness4242]

@Pierlott As an adult more like.

[FourthOsprey]

@Pierlott

you mean this is a recording of Sarah Palin two weeks ago? That sounds a bit more accurate.

[lowlifewood]

what about canada they were there rapping kangaroos

[EntilMattt1990]

world war 3 alright...

[evilfuzzybunny100]

what does ww2 have to do with the egyptians!?

[Mstrjedi1852]

So stupid but yet so funny.

[chauldengetto]

the jagle XD

[FedoraTheDude]

I am doing a report on WWIII. And this video helped SO much!

[HomicidalNnyKip]

She should make her own TV show. Why doesn't Opera sign this?

[ImperialLegoStudios]

Does this remind anyone else of that episode of Dexter's Lab where they did something like this?

[jewsrock13]

it all seems so much clearer now

[FWPVP]

She's still got more than my Harvard education.

[IThinkIMightBeRobert]

This would've been preferable to the actual events.

[AnonymousFawkes5]

Exactly how my grand dad explained it to me. This girl really knows her history.

[BuffaloTPU]

lol someone needs to fix American Schools....like NOW,

[MwahHaHa1234]

0:56 seconds...i swear she said and the douche people? (:

[TheStyrofoamplates]

"ww2 no three i meant three"

[Son0fBinladen]

Thanks! i got and A+ on my test!

[DeefexNYC]

but that is true. the egyptians did die because of sun heat. lol, this was very cute.

[poptartman234]

GOO EGYPTIANS LOL