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  • NOT FUNNY!! BULLIES EVERYWHERE !!!

  • So this is what boredom is like

  • Did i just see some one wipe jizz on a guy?

  • @narmnarmsnow no you did not!

  • i think only guys would find this funny LMAO

  • Come back u cookiexD

  • That was gay not funny

  • Imagine how many people joined the military cuz of call of duty

  • y he buttmad?

  • i dont even get what happened....

  • @spiffyduckie it's better now ;)

  • the same night i would take a shit and throw it on his face in his sleep

  • I love marines :)

  • If I was a marine and I wanted to do a prank I would've shot a bottle of ketchup, hid it somewhere, but not before pouring it on myself, and faked getting shot.

  • Disgusting but it made me laugh

  • Hahahaha... hehe.. ha umm... dont shoot me please... PLEASE!PLEASE!PLEASE!PLEASE!! Ple- BANG BANG!

  • ya violating. -.-

  • Thought they joined marines to mature not other way round!?

  • @No1Survivalistxxx what so people in the marines can't have fun? what life do you live..

  • @4azzy I don't see the fun part.

  • @DarthStarscream1138 well then you don't have a sense of humour... these guys train, live, figh and eat together... to them one another are like family sooo none will take it to heart and they all have a sense of humour.. so it's funny to them, so stop whining that it isn't funny and go poke your eyes out :)

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  • @4azzy Thats minging not fun :/

  • @4azzy i know really there out fighting all day FOR YOU and you telling them that cant have any fun

  • Clearly he stuck his fingers in his pussy then smeared it on the dude he's been crushing over. It's a call of the old thing that a bitch does to attract a mate by leaving his vagina scent on the dude. Sadly the dude wasn't interested and he walked away to avoid hurting pussy juice bitches feelings

  • Is it weird that I was scratchin my nuts right when i pulled the video up?

  • ewww tht was funny though i would be mad then laughing lol

  • if it were halo i would kill all em

  • @JolnirWodanaz dont hate it till you try it

  • Art 117 and a General ART 134 6 month confinement and 2/3 pay and rank down to a PFC

  • id kill the motherfucker lol that shit is more disrespectful then spiting on someone and if u spit on me ur getting ur teeth knocked out lol

  • @stpvtsnake Doubt it.

  • @nielszzzzable

    LOL Noob? What are you twelve? You think having a vest on means it would hurt like a motherfucker. Lol little panzy.

  • @kbaby2479 you notice you cant drive a tank and hes a fuvkin Marine he will whip your ass.

  • Totally funny how all these computer nerds complain about this. Saying they'd kick his ass pssh you'd die trying.

  • level up!

  • id skip the mad step get a tank and run over his nuts with it or id put my nut sweat in his mouth wen hes sleeping

  • Gag

  • yeah.....go ahead and try that shit with me and see how fast your teeth fall out, then later see if a grenade dont fall into your bunk....fucking fag

  • I do that all the time but as a defense mechanism.

    It makes the guy go away.

    (yeah I don't do it with his back turned, It's as a defense mechanism.)

  • Now do that to a SNCO

  • my friend did this to me once and i beat the shiit out of him

  • This is not funny...it's called being a FAT dick

  • dont get it not really nasty?!?!?!?!

    

  • a marine doing this?........terrible

  • what happened?

  • Yall just don't get it. After about 4 mos out there, you run outta shit to do. You have to make your own fun. Not gonna lie, I did some pretty childish shit when I was in AFG but it keeps your spirits up. Everyone needs a good laugh every now and then. Believe me, that shit was fucked up, but I guarantee you, he got his in the end. I bet all you shit talkers couldn't last 2 mos out there doin what we do.. Seein your brother get shot to shit.. It's good to have a laugh every now and again..

  • @Pyromonkey07 so army or marine corps.

  • @Pyromonkey07 Don't pay attention to the shit talkers bro. They don't know what it's like, and neither do I, but I lost my friend out in the sandbox. You all are heroes. Oorah

  • @Pyromonkey07 and adding to his comment but its not like any of this call of duty shit where you respawn after you die this is real life so get the xbox controler outa your hand and get out side and run or work out

  • What a cunt

  • yeah, marines are more mature than everyone else right?

  • i dont get it. what happened`?

  • Shows how low the level is over there...

  • @dipstick3031 blablablablablablablablablabla­bla*

  • @KickassCommando exactly.. Not much more than that..

  • głupi chuj zeby nie jego..

  • LMAO in the next video you hear "FRIENDLY FIRE FRIENDLY FIRE!!"

  • took a drag off the nutty sleeve.

  • You'd get fucked up if you tried that.

  • @DeadpoolDeadcool wtf he did???

  • WHY DID I GO TO COLLEGE????... OH SO I DON'T HAVE TO BE AROUND PEOPLE LIKE THIS.

  • @kgladie I like the military because of the people I see in college. Some of the laziest, self concerned people I have ever met are in the private sector. No leadership, no willingness to be part of a team, no drive to earn anything besides a passing grade.

    Moral of the story is, there are retards wherever you go. Doesn't give you the right to shit talk the ones who protect your liberties.

  • @JarheadU5MC im not hatin on the troops im just saying that i dont like dumb mother fuckers and it seems that though not all troops are dumb there is a high concentration of annoying assholes in the force. still no disrespect because i do understand what freedoms i have because of our military brutes

  • @kgladie I completely disagree. Go to a college campus on a thursday, friday or saturday night and you'll see violence, vandalism, disrespect etc. But they do it for fun. The violence involved in combat is life or death. I consider the first group brutes.

    The percentage of military idiots, and non-military idiots is equal. You're either not looking in the wrong places, or you're not looking.

  • @JarheadU5MC all im trying to say is that standing around sticking your fingers up your ass then sticking them in your buddies nose is imature, discusting, and disrespectful. but if thats how you like it in your life or death situations thats your business

  • @kgladie he didnt do that. I dont even know how you came up with that one

  • @kgladie

    theyre not a-holes,there just tryin to have fun. so you dont think you would get bored if all you did was fight, eat, and sleep for 6 months

  • ooooh i DONT MIND him doing that to me ^_^

  • I'm not really following with how that's a prank and what he was doing...

  • 298 ppl are Mitt Romney fans and want more war to happen. Good job.

  • haha you got buttercupped mutaphucka

  • comrades like that = no need for an enemy

  • I don't remember this part in Call of Duty...

  • Thats not butt hurt, that's walking away before you lay someone out. I would be fucking pissed.

  • Thats not butt hurt, thats walking away before you lay someone out.

  • @Weeble68 Ball sweat. nuff said

  • Semper fi

  • Yeah that deserves a nut-punch in retaliation.  Semper Fi, brothers

  • lol marine corp errrrrrr yat

  • immature

  • shoot that motherfucker in the foot

  • He was butt hurt. lol.

  • "Hey how do you stop recording?" I suggest you learn how to turn off a damn camera before you laugh at people getting another mans BALL SWEAT wiped on his face. You know damn well you'd be ready to fight afterwards. Stupid shit.

  • dat is stupid an very immature,, soldier me bollix hes a fuckin 10 year old if he finds dat funny

  • soldiers of freedom !!! f*** you

  • yeah bro hahah real funny....until he steps trips a anti-tank mine and gets blown up and the only thing you have to remember him is his dog tags (if you can even find them) and this video.

  • people in the marine are always gayyy

  • and if was funny it happened but the vid aint over till its over. only the viewer can say offically its over.

  • @JolnirWodanaz im sure you cant speak for every single person in the place you live,everyone is diffrent,just like every american is diffrent,this guy doesnt define all of us. because you see someone being a asshole doesnt mean his whole race or country of people is the same.

  • That's old. We did that when we were kids in Mexico. Semper Fi you nasty Marines!

  • what did he piss? :S

  • What exactly did he do??? Jizz on his hand, piss, or does he just have a realy dirty cheesy knob??

  • looks like ur screwed bro;) when u got bullets coming at u n ur pinned hes gonna look at u and say does it stink?...lol ik that was a bad joke but still

  • lol i'd just shoot that guy

  • @MrGuntherGanj bullet proof vest noob

  • @JolnirWodanaz lol and where your from you guys just fuck each other in the ass all day? please dont get be ignorant,enlighten yourself.

  • why they let the grunts back into the country when their tours / the war are/is up i have no idea. seems like it would be the best for everyone to just kick them out of the FOB and not let them back in. nastyass mothers.

  • Hey u should watch jackass they do twice as bad shit to each other.......and it goes on t.v.

  • Good all american humor............english people just dont get it

  • @iamfckingred good old english language, American's dont get it. (fcking)

  • He smelt it first just to make sure...

  • what was that on his hand

  • And we call the afgans and iraqis animals when the ''goodies'' are wiping shit on each others faces.

  • I wanna punch you fags in the face :I thats mot funny at all. I feel sorry for that guy and you should too! That was way over the line.

  • @mokle999 lol nothing gay man u just scared of your sexuality, and trust me they'd nock you out cold if ud try to punch em

  • Repect for the marine walking away, some little shit pulling of some prank and he has to take out because he will get disciplined if he bitchslaps the fucker...

  • Childish

  • wtf, this is what kids do in my school. Feel like punching them after.

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  • yuk

    

  • us marines, just a bunch of silly guys

  • @turbonorsking yet they're still tougher than you.

  • @korver23 did a special little someone here just have a bad day? (:

  • mallrats:stink-palm!

  • @628secret you think that's gross! have you seen 2 girls 1 cup??!

  • sweaty desert storm balls

  • fuckin nasty gross dude lol

  • Never fuck with guys with guns.

  • nut sweat smells goo....er i mean bad very bad

  • bogus

  • yuck NUT SWEAT!

  • i quess thats what qettinq no pussy does to ya smh GROSS

  • @JoycelynnLondon Spell Right Dipshit

  • You fucker like it's not shitty enough... You have to go nut funking people.

  • Sorry, but I would kick the shit out of that guy. No Joke.

    Who does that shit !!!!

  • don't you love that no matter where you go on youtube you will always find a bunch of idiots fighting over countries in the comments,

  • That shit is straight up nasty. I'm all for pranks but that goes beyond. Some guy wiping his ball sweat on your face? Really? Nah man.

  • I used to smell my own ***** too.., but then I took a knee to my arrow.

  • @JermaineNLoO You should die

  • @CobaltSSUSAF Affermative

  • This is the shit that gets your azz butt stroked!

  • All they do now is mess around haha

  • lmfao ! swiped him with the "frumunda cheese" !! lol

  • He smelled it........ WELL DONE XD

  • can some1 just plz revrite jeftaman's comment

  • Nasty fuck lol

  • Fuck doing that to someone with a gun

  • It's nice to see that our tax dollars go towards these jokers. Jk. I respect them

  • my brother did that once but he was powdering his balls

  • people should not talk shit on countries.. thats like someone talkin shit on another high school.. its too broad.. talk shit on one person.. its more direct. I myself love talking shit on people, Im a cage fighter so its part of my sport. makes it more interesting

  • I actually read through all of these comments, and you're all dumb asses. I'm American. and am ashamed of some of my 'people' as i'm sure most countries have people they want to send to some remote island bomb tests. anyway, the point i'm making is you're all stupid... get the beliefs out of your head that we're all different. your kidney is in the same place mine is, so get over the bullshit you were fed as a child from your hateful ass parents. Oh, and yes America is awesome. Idea > belief

  • Friendly fire would have happened if that were me

  • @astrit1988 Np -3

    ( Freakin iPods )

  • @nastrit1988 Np -3

  • typical americans life

  • I'm from Kosovo. USA is the best country in the world. Thanks for bombing the shit of serbia for us. Bye :)

  • @Jafarlam lol you dominate sports. You mean Novak djokovich? i have heard of no one else besides him. Your country blows, you know more about our country then your own

  • @socc3rb4lla Novak is a disliked number 1 anyway... he doesn't even coun't.

  • LMAO, where you goin!

  • thats mean

    

  • day 7..... still searching for jeftamans comment..... running out of water.....

  • @TheOHHHHHYA Lmao just click all comments then f3 then type his name

  • @TheOHHHHHYA Click all comments and do ctrl f and then type jeftaman

  • @TheOHHHHHYA I found it in 5 seconds

  • @TheOHHHHHYA LMFAO

  • @TheOHHHHHYA press view all comments, press ctrl+f and type in his name... u shall no longer be worried

  • @TheOHHHHHYA click on "see all comments" then press cntrl (Control) + "F" then type in his name :)

  • Yes. Pull a prank on someone with a gun.:b

  • Article 15 right there. lol

  • @jeftaman are you Serbia and retarded? We are american! Your country has 7 million people TOTAL! U.S are 312,715,462 people! You idiot and you need respect! American has powerful electric,power planet,cars,high-tech,large city and more people come from other country! And gain people!!

    your country are poorly and lowest electric? My country is 3rd of population!

    1.china

    2.India

    3.United State our country !

  • @timcrn The US aren't doing a very good job of educating their 312,715,462 population by the look of it.

  • @PrincessKayleighM Yes, because one person speaks for the whole country not being able to educate the citizens in the United States properly. Refrain yourself from making anymore ignorant comments, please.

  • yo if this guys would do that to me i would lose it and shoot him in the face

  • and at the end, we get a nice picture of some red liquid in a bottle