Crazy Livestock Auction Guy... Fastest Mouth in the South!

[schneiderboy11]

ich speaks double-time :D

[forestsandman]

I like to listen to this and masturbate violently

[xllChristianllx]

Faster than busta rhymes, nuff said...

[Spartzi]

But how much did the cow sell for?? :O

[Alien1454]

Они там все всё понимают,что этот тараторит?

[leafninja50]

Like if you just saw look at me now

[ArcticGooner]

he puts busta rhymes to shame lool

[cha1tman]

sweet

[jordan3649]

You should have put the "Cotton Eyed Joe" instrumental in the backround at like 5x speed

[Dice3000]

I'd go to an auction just to listen to this guy lol

[Snoep76239]

Wow, he's faster than the Fu Schnickens..." My lyrical tongue is like a Tec-9.."

Kudos!

[TheATUWonderBoy]

Its bidding at 15 bidding at 15 bidding at 15 now 1500

[TheRANDOMKid9]

This guy got nothing on John Moschitta

[borlavlad]

world's greatest rapper!

[Thesamjam5]

@borlavlad World's greatest "Southern" rapper

[VonnieDaKidd]

HOT ASS BEAT CLAP !!!

[pyrofella]

Speedy Gonzales after snorting coke

[HiAllesKlar]

Wow he's singing and rapping, he is very musical xDDD great... :D

[drottercat]

I have never understood the purpose of that fast talk. Maybe he can be understood by people who make an effort to listen very closely. But why ?

[alanzgi]

I can do that. I have been an auctioneer since I was 17 years old. I'm now 44. No he is not mumbling. Trust me,it is an art. The more I look at these auctioneer vids,the more I think I should compete in a championship. I am very very good.

[GeoAl09]

imagine this guy talking like this to his wife during sex

[Triforce09]

.........Yes, sure, why not?? Are the only answers you can give after hearing that!! XP

[GLaDOSV6]

What did he say?

[neilorourke71]

i bet this guy can eat out a mean pussy

[TR86]

if you think this guy is mumbling then your brain is just too slow to process what hes saying.

[balbarith45]

@chriskafaldjian101 theres some restaurants that do this for there steakhouses in texas. i think there was a diners drive ins a dives episode where he went to that one place for chicken fried steak.

[AHHHxxxPiPxxx]

wow he could be the next enimem lol jk

[HIghBlutdruck]

I think I just suffocated ... this guy just used up all the available oxygen in the bid!

[DreamStepper]

Twista ain't got shit on this guy.

[Broadcast56789]

best rapper in the world

[zenethaleir]

Fifteeeen Yibbady-gibbidy-bibbidy.. Sixteen Hibbidy-Jibbidy..

[sslytheriinn6645]

Whenever i go to the car auction they're like the whole time !!

[chazbigpotato]

Brrrap! Brrrap! Gwan Blud! Booyakashah!

[cattledriver73]

hey that was my cow that we sold

[HappyRussians]

It sounds like a song.

[bbsonjohn]

Could someone add subtitle please?

[Gestapo1940]

@bbsonjohn do you think you'll be able to read as fast as this guy talks?

[melek1412]

i remember going to an auction when I was young. the sound of this speaker reminded me of the auctioneer at that one, who I at that point said it sounded like one of my speech-enabled products talking at full speed! - I'm blind and use things that talk to me to do various tasks

[goertzey]

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[digitalblasphemy1100]

he got stuck saying 16 sounded like a cd skipping

[xeqshunner]

Lmao!

[viralcode]

damn this is INSANE

[joojicf]

i want to hit this kind of people! Oo

[rebeltrucker100137]

this is slow compared to schow because schow sings an jokes with it it an stay fast

[naka538]

wow

[darkopacity]

Someone needs to remix this now

[iTzzEuphoriaaaaaa]

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[lilrebel213]

twista aint got shit on this dude lol

[xn117]

BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBL­AH

[eastvilleblezz]

dude should rap!

[Scarletpanda]

imagine if u know someone who speaks like that normally! Zomg! friggen speed hack0r!

[Outlawjankooo]

sounds cool

[T0B3Announc3d]

auctionaeer chanting is actually incredibly easy, talking that "fast" is an incredibly simple task when you know how it's actually done, it's mostly repetition and the use of common filler words...you focus on the numbers, make sure the numbers are loud and clear and at the same time confuse bidders so they have to react on the fly, in the auctioneer game time is money and it's as simple as that

[BRAVOADD]

"14, 15, everybody has their number now 16, 16, 16, 17 sold the cow 1500!" thats not mumblin thats music to my ears!

[MillardFillm0re]

auctioneers annoy me... whats the point of talking that fast? its pointless in my opinion. Just say the current damn bid

[cybershadowX]

im laughin so hard

[kloeppelcattle23]

i'm 141 and can understand him fine but my dad buys and sells cattl at livestock markets everyday and i can auctioneer like a livestock auctioneers

[phildisma]

Sounds a bit like he's preaching at times.

[Master100Mind]

im 13 i can hear him fine u just gotta now what to listen for

[bwoodtn]

@Master100Mind i can hear random numbers, but which number is the current bid and which number is the bid hes asking for?

[Master100Mind]

@bwoodtn 1600

[BarnacleBillsBastard]

The problem is, that he talks so fast, that ppl can't understand what the price is up to. He's showing off.. he'll lose potential bidders.

[dustinhillard01]

actually people who bid actually know wat to look for im only 14 and i can understand him u just have to go watch them and then u under stand all u lok for is a nimber the rest of the stuff u dont listen to

[BarnacleBillsBastard]

Yes, but this guy isn't even fully prounouncing the bid price. He's talking so fast that he's not fully forming the words of the prices. Some people may not be able to understand. I've been to a bunch of auctions, myself, and have had a hard time keeping up with the real fast speakers at times. Trying to get your bid in can be tough. Sometimes they aren't watching the crowd as well, and will miss your sign or your shout, or your hand etc.

[gamerking126]

@BarnacleBillsBastard your an idiot

[fireman549549]

@BarnacleBillsBastard no thats how a cow auction goes or any auction down south for that matter.. its really easy to hear him. an auctioneer down south is basically rated on how fast he can go

[kmart1303]

@BarnacleBillsBastard you sir, are retarded. do you know anything about auctioneering? didn't think so.

[AiRJaYzGo]

He sucks... Lol he's just mumbling and even though that is how you are supposed to aiction it still must make sense.

[HammandClov]

No he isn't. You listen very closely, you can understand he isn't mumbling at all.

[AiRJaYzGo]

Your right! Didn't catch that the 1st watch through sorry... Lol never mind he's really good

[jetaimearln]

we got auctioneers where I am that are better than him!

[tigerlord90]

That sounds like my friend when hes calling all his kids he has a lot lol.

[SadieLolidoll]

My math teacher used to talk like that when he was a roller coaster announcer guy...lol he did an example so funny ^^

[Kaydaisy42]

Thats my dad hes a studd at his job!!!:P

[FalconzVideos]

I gotta say he does seem like a real bad ass! Does he ever put mom in check talking fast like that???

[Kaydaisy42]

haha no he only talks fast when hes doin his job lol

[thecapone45]

@FalconzVideos LOL! Thats awesome, i can just imagine an argument with this guy...

[BNSF14]

@Kaydaisy42 Is your dad Joe Goggins? I think this is who it is. Sure sounds like him anyway.. Let me know!!

[Rjleztniknor]

@Kaydaisy42, if thats your Dad! Why dont you have the video in your uploads?

Uh hello? Really your Dad? Then put it in your youtube channel.

Dad? Hmmmmmm!

[stian159]

hahaha :D:D

[IlikeWater1980]

nice beat :)

[marknewman49]

?...

[rocknflip66]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA!!!!!

[marknewman49]

go on britains got talent(im british)

[Mailboxbillthefirst]

Jesus christ.....

[newamannu]

@Mailboxbillthefirst YOU'R RIGHT JESUS CHRIST............MAN!!! HE GOT A F*** FACTOR.

[cgrimes1234]

the auctioneer in this video is Joe Goggins. He is one of the best out of Montana. He has auctioneered alot of the cattle sales i have been to

[skunkus]

With the fast chant most is filler words for hype and to keep the excitement. Listen close to hear bidemupbidemup fumditydumdity 1400.....1400. You only should hear the numbers.

[VivaLaBham]

BIRD BIRD BIRD

BIRD IS THE WORD

[supercucci]

word to the bird!!! ;-))

[Smayes29]

should make an album . country rap XD

[doubledrive78]

these guys would kick any stupid rapper's ass

[Flomounier1]

lmfao

[hoofbeats9090]

how the hell do people understand that? you cant bid on the cow if you cant understand

[farmmo4ever]

I love cattle auctions, I understood him almlost perfectly

[viatical08]

im sure u did...

[farmmo4ever]

I understood what bids he was calling, thats whats important, the rest are just filler words to keep the chant fast and to keep the bidders going.

[DavidFUBB]

I say SEVENTEEN, SOLD THE COW.

[BON93o]

just another qualtiy cattle sale

[PatrickBurnsRed]

stupid...its pointless to talk that fast

[collegebound1989]

I remeber when i was in kentucky the radio stations was full of these, obituaries from all over,and country music.

[whiteypetals]

I saw this SAME show and it blew me away; I couldn't believe how fast the guy was auctioneering!

[hotdamnson]

I beat off to this channel.

[XxalexreynaxX]

he should be a rapper

[oocotter]

put your hand up and ask what hes saying =)

[luc500500]

Hahahahaha that's the funniest thing I heard all day! I'm always afraid of moving my hand when I'm at an auction...

[oocotter]

if your head itches just bend down and itch it, auctioneers have hawk eyes.

[METALisLIFE89]

i never knew there were shows that auctioned livestock...

[jimmybuttface]

Why is it that all auctioneerists sound like they are on something?

[jimmybuttface]

He sounds like he's on crack.

[delmontoon]

Ever wonder what the cows are thinking when they hear this guy?

[varmintslayer1]

That there's a Joey Goggins auction.

[Fish880]

all I hear is babadabop padabadopdabop 15! bladapod bopdallapadop 20! Them southereners got some fast ears I wager...

[nextwarrensapp]

No You just have to be in the business forever to understand some of the auctioneers

[nextwarrensapp]

No anybody that goes into the livestock auction can understand this

[Aliya777]

ahahahahahah true! that what i was thinking... im like how the hell would i be able to buy smth even if i wanned to? id just be standing there like HUH???

this guy should RAP =)) TWISTA aint shit comparing to this dude! he is sikkkk dabdappp dabadappp all the way mannn!

[CUTWEST]

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[mjmcboingboing]

BOOYAH 6.O

[Prochillah90]

what the heck is wrong with this guy!?!?

[benoticed]

er 64 hes a good cow..HAfdgihdsifhsi 14 15 15? eh 16? 16 16 16!

LOL

[benoticed]

ROTFL!

[FalconzVideos]

Joe Goggins rocks! My kids love this auction. Is there a set day or time when they show it here on the east coast?

[CLAUCTION]

thats joe goggins from billings montanna

[franciscomiranda]

hey steve este man!! suena como el chapin cantando ya a pija ,saluditos .