Octopus Escape

[msdarrenshan1]

at 0:58 he says Octa-piss...

[bluejaywaay]

fuck being an octopus must be so fun

[CookieOTasty]

Racist

[MrClubpenguinrocks67]

poor little baby crab!

[benmummyzxc]

The narrator's name is Annoying Narr Bin Laden

[MINI2278]

i love octopus

[LoniganTheDragon]

the background music sounds like something off a porno... <_<

[Sylocat]

Why can't Sir David Attenborough narrate more of these? This subject matter is amazing, and it's voiced-over by these American twats who always sound like they're trying to keep four-year-olds interested.

[Teeheehee093]

0:56. Octopiss lol

[Siouxicide420]

@Teeheehee093 I noticed that too. Lol :D

[MaskedGuardian0]

Holy crap dude, shut up!

[cs512tr]

this narrator is a patronising dick

[koromzay1]

he sounds like a gay, nervours jim carry, (spelling?) getting a B.J.

[Nautypaw]

thank the creator of the volume control... and wow its more amazing the second time watching with no sound :)

[Rhosnesni]

I find American narrators annoying, they always seem to add a hint of drama to everything. Now British narrators such as David Attenboroah (spelling?) do it properly, it's hard to explain why he's so good at it but he is...

[DragonSlayrX4]

@Rhosnesni Hey, we're getting better. Slowly.

[simonjhaas]

national geographic is so lame for making its videos this dumbed down and patronizing. people wanting to watch nature don't need to be talked to like it's america's funniest home videos.

[pink94angel]

i can do that

[TheGg174]

omg that's so sad :(

[Murdulo]

American television. It compares to television for kids in other countries.

[WTFWILLx]

narrator needs to take the dick out of his ass. stop being soo giddy.

[mamareynita]

If I would be a mermaid my coolest friend would be an octopus! They are smart and magic jeje 

[therealgergory]

Imagine a hand job from an octopus!

[georgewell1]

there are plenty more amazing videos narrated by this douche, unfortunately

[arcanacoelestia]

I have to agree with most of the comments -- incredibly beautiful octopus, incredibly irritating narrator. Should be re-done with David Attenborough (or someone like him) narrating.... in the meantime it still merits a "Like", and can be fully enjoyed by watching with the sound turned off.

[colev8]

uhh.....eww

[jmcosmos]

The narrator sounds a bit like Ruff Ruffman.

[notoriousm]

did he LITERALLY just find his way along the cracks and crevices?? not FIGURATIVELY or METAPHORICALLY!? Amazing!!

[notoriousm]

nobody here, just another roch formation... heh heh...

[AnomalousVikingNinja]

tool

[elvrag99]

she/he is goin nude

[alexamaya2]

the narrator is annoying . great video amazing!!!!!!!!!!

[123stew]

i wish they would change the narrator, it sounds like he is speaking to a bunch of 5 year olds. The content is great, but the narration make it hard to take the videos seriously

[x3Pot93]

i like how the narrarator speaks :D ! C'mon !

[AnomalousVikingNinja]

@x3Pot93

tool

[jon2341000]

why are alot of wildlife shows nowadays narrated by americans who are too enthuastic and put emphasis on the most unimportant things. they annoy me >< no offense to americans, they just cant narrate wildlife very well.

[Eduardo181191]

annoying???? wtf with you people ....relax

[AnomalousVikingNinja]

@Eduardo181191

tool

[NosebleedDaHitmaker]

What happened to the smooth voices of narration. This guy is annoying.

[Lexigiggles]

Why is a related video one of Julia Gillard?

[Kishimyu]

yeah, i agree, the narrator kinda killed the mood

[LibertyPheonix]

This annoying narrator is making it seem like we're roleplaying as an octupus...

[chulapinha69]

if we could change the color of our skin like that, we could have sex to a white, black and yellow girl, in one single fuck !!

[TheDonutFox]

@chulapinha69 Another reason why race doesnt matter.

[JaseAndrews]

Does anyone else find it suspicious when he says "Don't ask us how we got this footage"?

[AmiruddinAyaz]

is the narrator talking to us or the octupus? (Thumbs Up If U Think I Am Right!)

[OgLopez11]

OCTOPUSSY

[MrNoahParis]

The narrator is great so if you dont like him mute the video or leave that simple!

[sorkendante]

After seeing the video where an octopus steals a camera I just can't see a video of an octopus without singing I loooove youuu octopuuus XD

[TheMedic224]

Taste what you touch? Touches crap! XD

[IAmTheCthulhu]

Cthulhu is pleased at his childrens progress of taking over. Soon we shall rule this planet.

[cometkite]

I'm pretty sure that's the first time I've heard "disappear" used as a transitive verb.

[0MadWoman0]

The octopus is an amazing animal <3

[BACONBITZ10]

i love the octopus to its my favorite animal it does so many stuff... :P

[anfokid]

It's like an employee how to introduction video to being this species. Sooo corny.

[goodvibrato]

They really could have gotten a better narrator for this. Maybe it was done for kids, but I think even they would be insulted.

[Saligubung]

i'd have a hard time killing one yet i've eaten it before

[sexychevy07]

Dang they are freaky. They are aliens lol

[TheCMoneyPlaya]

octopods are the shiznit!!!

[YeahCain2]

the narrator gives everything he talks about a bad name

[Slowico]

Gute Aufnahmen, aber die Bildqualität ist nicht sehenswert.

[D0g63rt]

This narrator was intelligently designed.

[JnbCameraman]

do yourself a favor, put on your music or something and mute this damned narrator.

[salamut2202]

um, no! the illuminati are not aliens nor demons but they are gods in this corrupt elitist society

[salamut2202]

am i the only one who finds the narrator annoying?

[BunnyNibbler]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

[devilambrose]

apparently not... me too

[ozubier]

i think the narrator should sleep with the fishes loooolz

[FiverBeyond]

@salamut2202

Agreed, although I notice that this seems to be a bit of a trend with nature shows in the 2000s. Sometimes I like a casual narrator for nature shows, but my favorite is always the dramatic, semi-romantic (enter Morgan Freeman).

[darkraven2116]

@FiverBeyond I quite enjoy the British guy from Planet Earth among other nature shows. I think his name is Nigel something.

[pandora0291]

@darkraven2116 yes, because most British guys are named Nigel. :)

[IAmTheCthulhu]

@darkraven2116 Sir David Attenborough, you mean? :S

[darkraven2116]

@IAmTheCthulhu haha, it could very well be =P I think Nigel is from Wild Thornberrys xD

[Videshi2001]

@salamut2202

I agree. I stopped the video halfway, still curious about the octopus, because I just can't take his voice.

[globalgoonster]

@salamut2202 oh no you're not.

[Gryfu1]

@salamut2202 Nope. I'm with you too, dude.

[Teeheehee093]

@salamut2202 the british narrator for the UK is way better

[douchebagchigger]

I agree.Much better with the sound off.

[straggletag13]

Its so sad that the narrarator has to soup up his enthusiasm to sound like he's talking to a bunch of 3 year olds when the subject matter is some of the most fascinating footage on the planet. sigh.

[rahimiz93]

They're really amazing..... Somehow the host were really anoying...lol

[xDemonKittyx]

Maybe because he's talking about an octopus being fashionable? -_-

[difficultbastard]

All we need is some tinned laughter.

[madJedi1]

octopussy... best ride i ever had!

[dropxdeadxalex]

octupi are fucked up man

[fosteradjustments]

holy shit.. octupi are like aliens.

i knew they were strange creatures, but the shit they do is straight up bizarre. out of this world.

5/5

[BoY860]

If you dont know they also make grreat pets, look up pet octopus =D they do some cool shit and are as smart as dogs..

[lejink]

or i could make a video with my own name on it....

are you really hoping people are SO LAZY they cant make a video, but so not lazy that they will sub you?

[incofanata]

i hope you die if you write anthor shit like this!! jackass!!

[mrawsom222]

for 1 mollusk lol

[firesmell]

stop this nonsense

[ss4reborn]

0:50 looks like a small monkey

[TheNoga]

lol can't unsee it

[stuffedolivia]

I can't see it! :(

[michellelw123]

uhhhh wat was it escaping frum and y was there a shark??? and y was a crab tryin 2 hav lil octacrabz w/ it??? LOLz! :)

[ashthegreat]

Why doesnt the crab just pinch that octopuses's soft lining and fuck it up?

[bluedevilwestie]

The crab isn't nearly strong enough to hurt the octopus, especially if the octopus is hungry. Once the crab is bitten, the toxin in the beak means it's toast.

[sassygirly223]

so cool....how come everyone sounds os smart and stuff

[GemsOrpahdeRosas]

they are one of the most intelligent creature in the world. but still. they are creepy. they make my hair stand.

[iwas4here12]

wow....kinda boring...but also kinda funny cause it keeps changing colors

[Septhin]

Oh, I so love octopus/cuttlefish ;) The little one are so cute, and all of them are so awesome, it's amazing how they change colours, I followed one in the ocean, or at the beach, a bit out, anyway I followed it for like 2-3 hours, so goddamn amazing :´)

[asianmaddness56]

haha im blasted

[Irle2Debi]

Is the Octomom going to Escape like this Octopus and change colors and leave??

ummmm ; - )

[blackmidgetjew]

looked like a vagina

[MaPaCha]

what kind of vaginas have you been bangin?

[octopusnumber]

I know! : (

[Piscivorus]

Want to know what an octopus feels like?

Just grab your scrotum.

[sports89man7]

hahahaha

[Kyon]

Looks like an Alien, so cool so cool

[dowling1981]

Kyon - You have recorded this well, and Voltar does approve, but you have not stated when you shall record the next. When shall that be?

[Kyon]

Dowling1981- Thank you, but I'm not quite sure.

[dowling1981]

Being indecisive shall not prepare the future generations. Have you seen 'The Blue Planet'?

[Kyon]

Being indecisive shall not prepare the future generations but future generations shall not become indecisive. I have yet to see this "Blue Planet" you speak of Dowling1981.

[dowling1981]

It is presented by Richard Attenborough and his heraldings are there for all to behold. Can you prepare them?

[Kyon]

Indeed, I will retrieve and assemble in due time.

[dowling1981]

The time has to you forthwith been granted. What have you learned?

[bluedevilwestie]

Umm... David Attenborough.

[dowling1981]

No, most of the episodes were presented by Richard Attenborough. Are you not familiar with them?

[inthesun]

Blue Planet is by David Attenborough, the naturalist. His brother is Richard Attenborough, the actor.

[dowling1981]

Richard Attenborough also does television nature programmes and this is one of them. Do you think that he could rival his brother in the television stakes?

[inthesun]

A quick search of Wikipedia and IMDB reveals no evidence that Richard has done any television nature programs. But he was in Jurassic Park, which was awesome.

[dowling1981]

Jurassic Park was highly unrealistic. Do you think it is ironic that Richard presented the Blue Planet after being involved in that film?

[inthesun]

I don't care if it was unrealistic. It was cool. Let's not discuss the Richard/David Blue Planet thing because I believe I've been trolled.

[jakenow1003291911]

0:59 lolz he said octo"piss" lolz

[JuniorGw]

hahahhahah

[TheHabadasher]

This narrates literally ever octopus based National Geographic special I've seen. So far three.

He ruins nature.

[skunkapeJC]

The narrator sounds like he only gets payed a buck fifty an hour

[petethebastard]

...doing soap commercials!

[bloodlingx]

GO Octopus

[glompmeanddie]

nerd

[somthinoriginal]

I bet I humans could do the colour changing thing there would be a lot less racism in the world.

[bygota]

the narrator sucks

[achiral]

I love NatGeo, but this narrator is awfully annoying. He seems to do all my favorite clips on youtube.

[Triplesod]

With all due respect, American documentaries have absolutely terribly narration! Always so dumbed down and patronising. It's as though they think the viewers have the mental age of 12 years olds. I'd be really pissed off if I was an American!

Thanks God for David Attenborough!

[jsargo88]

lol get davo involved, this guy is a goose

[Triplesod]

It's interesting to hear the difference. Our Nature narrators are extremely British, aren't they? Very proper and reserved.

The Americans are like this guy, like they are narrating a nature show for 8 year olds.

And your guys are very Australian!:-) Off their heads, running around, dead excitable, "this beast that has it's jaws open around my neck is the most dangerous, violent and poisonous of creatures, isn't he a beaut!?" - said with a huge smile on his excited face! Aussies are ace!:-)

[mcpresso]

octopi are really smart creatures

[Chevorelli]

Im really scared of these things

[premier122]

its the tought of being eaten by that mouth

[qwertyuiopz123]

its a giant pussy

[Makrillol]

why isnt there commentary likes these on every animal show?

[th1alb]

love the commentary!

[Kidicarus9]

Octopi are so cool!!! I would eventually like to study them. But I already knew what happened when octopi eat. and it is true they do secrete poisions from their beak, the most poisionous of all octopi is the blue ringed octopus, though it is one of the smallest octopi they are very deadly.

[socratesthecabdriver]

i want a tatoo of one hehehe

[WeepingBuddha]

octopus are disgusting creatures...

[edgeofthecosmos]

disgusting ? How ? They are badass creatures, not disgusting.

[mp7882]

I hate this narrator.

[mp3dog101]

shut the fuck up, and let us be proud if our religion.

dont go to my channel, thx

[mp3dog101]

that's too bad :\

[donotfeedthetroll]

i wish people could change there skin so black people could turn themselves white

[himynameisrelik]

every race should be proud of their skin colour you racist some of a bitch

[albionangel]

some of a bitch? not all of a bitch?

[oldakustikblues]

id like white people turn pink!

[zelemont]

thats cool that it can even change its skin texture. I want to be able to d that!

[InhumaneChronia]

My amazing tentacles?

So this is a porno now?

[PurrfectPeach]

Yeah...maybe the fisherman's wife knows something we don't, lol ;)

[raineca]

I know one joke. Um, there's a mollusk, see? And he walks up to a sea, well he

doesn't walk up, he swims up. Well, actually the mollusk isn't moving. He's in one place

and then the sea cucumber, well they--I mixed up. There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber.

None of them were walking. . .

[CyToPlAzM]

the narrator is dumb.. but the octopus is badass!

[saletrans123]

you are really stupid omfg

[FEARnoSOLE]

GREAT VIDEO TOPLAD KEEP POSTING

[DangerHat]

*pukes*

[DeStryke51]

that changing colour was pretty cool, i didn't really know it can make this web-like dome

[floridamyhomestate]

0:58 he says "octapiss"

[np001]

he does!!

[zoexx2]

lol its a good thing im ot a animal cuz then i would hvae the chance to be eaten at least humans dont eat eachother