your on the beach! hahaha. funny shit is being a gigalo aint really like that unless u join a lil service lolz. and oh man be ready to fuck lots of big women and some old broads. very rarely do u actually get a gorgeous client.
Im actually well suited for that job, and i wouldnt charge such a high price for pleasure, kind of like the picture perfect gigolo, armed and always ready to fuck
well, gothic.. that's because any woman can be a prostitute and have no problem finding fools to pay them for love.. but it takes way more than that for a woman to want to pay a man for it when she can get it almost anytime she wants.. so the gigalo has to be pretty hot and have something extra then the average man.. well, that's my guess
the dog is probably that hooker's daughter. the dog busted through that door and saw deuce almost fuckin her and barkin sayin "i don't want my mommy to bring grandkids in this house cus she'll never pay attention to me"...... Also the hooker says "woofy you gotta stop doin this to mommy's friends, then i bet the dog barked "does he have rubbers"! she replies "yes he does, yes he does".
@gOtHiCxAnGeLxox the answer is very simple: Women started first going out on the street, offer their body to men. Actually it was serious for them because they were mothers and had kids at home but no money. Men think different in that kinda way. They are the stong human beings and had the advantage against women. Women are just a sexual object for men. I think the world needs more male whores for equality of rights.
How come, when I think of a gigolo I imagine a sexy, tall man who's well-endowed and is COVERED in rich coconut oil; standing by a pool with the sun glinting off of his fantastic pecs?
And then...when I think of a prostitute (female), I image a flea-bitten mongrel of a woman with a bad weave-job, ripped fishnet tights, ill-fitting mismatched clothes and herpes...? Damn, what a messed up place we live in...or is it just me?
@gOtHiCxAnGeLxox lmfao dats soo true. wen i started being a gigalo i didnt really have abs or was that handsome shit i barely had any tats hahah. now is a diff story lolz. but yea i think the ones on the streets are usually dirtier than the ones on the ads in the newspaper. trust me.
women actually do pay me to give them pleasure
KingBastardCobra 1 week ago
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! pause at 4:16 his making a grilled cheese sandwhich literally!! rob schneider is hilirous
Strivenigga 3 weeks ago
3:39 LMFAO!!!!! i've been bad i been really bad [smack] but it was worth it...
Strivenigga 3 weeks ago
10 dollars? YEEEEAAAAHHHHHH
MrHSlover69 1 month ago
at 4:48 haha gravity is a bitch
freshprince65789 2 months ago
alive*
GTSkylineGTR 2 months ago
its called staying alibe by pras
GTSkylineGTR 2 months ago
Duece:women pay me to give them pleasure :3 *see's condom* O.O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
LMFAO!
BellaSkyBaby 3 months ago
his voice sounded just like the voice over he does in *The mummy ;) 1:23
Chapin10fc 3 months ago
your on the beach! hahaha. funny shit is being a gigalo aint really like that unless u join a lil service lolz. and oh man be ready to fuck lots of big women and some old broads. very rarely do u actually get a gorgeous client.
FatSk8r20 4 months ago
6:30 I recall him saying the last time I let someone pay me in instalmments I got the big stiffy.
Socoolscienceshow 5 months ago
now that is burned toast
earthvocalizer 5 months ago
I love what Antoine's toothbrush holder looks like.
Snake5461 7 months ago
LOL malowie bloat. it's a gill disorder
tldevilsh 7 months ago
I would be honored to care for your fish!
Linguiphile 7 months ago
I can never fathom paying a man for sex. That's just crazy! Now paying a celebrity male? Okay. How much do you think Brad and Johnny would ask for?
Hauraunah 7 months ago
10 dollars...yeaahhhh
Cashfromnl 8 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Luv it so many sexy ladies
TheJordan7990 8 months ago
Im actually well suited for that job, and i wouldnt charge such a high price for pleasure, kind of like the picture perfect gigolo, armed and always ready to fuck
KombatKing3000 8 months ago
well, gothic.. that's because any woman can be a prostitute and have no problem finding fools to pay them for love.. but it takes way more than that for a woman to want to pay a man for it when she can get it almost anytime she wants.. so the gigalo has to be pretty hot and have something extra then the average man.. well, that's my guess
TheThroney 8 months ago
Just need to slip on few of these babies... which he meant about putting condoms on lol
itzvincentx3 9 months ago
What the name of the song in 8:00?
itzvincentx3 9 months ago
@itzvincentx3 Call Me by Blondie
notsovelvet 5 months ago
@notsovelvet Thanks
itzvincentx3 5 months ago
whats the name of the song sampling the bee gee's stayin alive
showdown4545 9 months ago
Please someone knows the name of this song? 7:10 Thanks!
Carlos58479 9 months ago
@Carlos58479 i agree with you. whats the name of that song!?
ClassicFilmSource1 9 months ago
10 dollars.... yeaaah!
FuckSeedsFuckStems 10 months ago
can some 1 tell me what are the things called that he is using at 4: 34 to work out?
PLZ HELP ME!!!
sniffcoka 10 months ago
''I would be honored to take care of your fish'' hahahaha
zouraris4 10 months ago
the dog is probably that hooker's daughter. the dog busted through that door and saw deuce almost fuckin her and barkin sayin "i don't want my mommy to bring grandkids in this house cus she'll never pay attention to me"...... Also the hooker says "woofy you gotta stop doin this to mommy's friends, then i bet the dog barked "does he have rubbers"! she replies "yes he does, yes he does".
phenomizzy92 10 months ago
'just make sure you keep my apartment clean or you will DIE, bye bye'. LOL.
carhart001 11 months ago
Rob's reaction to a condom: Priceless
Samii3069 11 months ago
@gOtHiCxAnGeLxox the answer is very simple: Women started first going out on the street, offer their body to men. Actually it was serious for them because they were mothers and had kids at home but no money. Men think different in that kinda way. They are the stong human beings and had the advantage against women. Women are just a sexual object for men. I think the world needs more male whores for equality of rights.
ChrisWalkenFan 1 year ago
The girl scout is actually Rob Schneider's daughter lol
krazyboyle1 1 year ago 5
1:50 what's the song???
laloo131095 1 year ago
10 dollars?....YEH!
geyund 1 year ago 5
Pause @ 10:27 haha
Rarrin9378 1 year ago
4:05 - you're a sick man, and I'm gonna tell!
technoshamanarchist 1 year ago
10 dollars lmao broke ass nigguh
kohlslaw65 1 year ago
5:31 lol!
this is why persians are hilarious
AVTR346 1 year ago
How are called these abdominal exercises 4:33
MrNEXMOVIE 1 year ago
@MrNEXMOVIE Hanging sit-ups
technoshamanarchist 1 year ago
Keep my apartment clean, or you will DIE !!! bye bye...
ChrisRane 1 year ago
Who the hell puts cheese in a toaster?
incrediblehulkmovies 1 year ago
How come, when I think of a gigolo I imagine a sexy, tall man who's well-endowed and is COVERED in rich coconut oil; standing by a pool with the sun glinting off of his fantastic pecs?
And then...when I think of a prostitute (female), I image a flea-bitten mongrel of a woman with a bad weave-job, ripped fishnet tights, ill-fitting mismatched clothes and herpes...? Damn, what a messed up place we live in...or is it just me?
gOtHiCxAnGeLxox 1 year ago 86
@gOtHiCxAnGeLxox Cuz if a man was any less than you described, any woman could have him for free.
jumpoutatree 1 year ago
@gOtHiCxAnGeLxox Because unlike men, chicks care about what they are fucking.
Arellapple 1 year ago 3
@gOtHiCxAnGeLxox its u
recoroldan 6 months ago
@gOtHiCxAnGeLxox lmfao dats soo true. wen i started being a gigalo i didnt really have abs or was that handsome shit i barely had any tats hahah. now is a diff story lolz. but yea i think the ones on the streets are usually dirtier than the ones on the ads in the newspaper. trust me.
FatSk8r20 4 months ago
@FatSk8r20 you live in your mom's hows. You are not jigallo
Phillie103 4 months ago
@gOtHiCxAnGeLxox Remember, hoes last a night, your love lasts a life time. ^.^
TobiCollab 1 month ago
$10?.........YEAHHH!!! haha poor ass lmao
lDoubLelD 1 year ago
What a STUPID dog!!!!
169Phoenix 1 year ago
"Well cancle it, ya got a sick fish here pal."
burgersforreal 1 year ago
what's the song at 3:17? thanks
Liquida4 1 year ago
You better give me some sea snail from the colder tank lmao
169Phoenix 1 year ago
Old lady....Hey try and get laid on your own time! lmao!
goUGAgo8139 1 year ago 2
haha i love the porno part
CH0L0818 1 year ago
guten abend!!!! ahaahhahahahhahahahaah
pandus1312 1 year ago
"Women pay me to give them pleasure" *looks at condom*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" hahaha xD
Sly922 1 year ago
anybody know the song playing wen his driving the Porche.
ClownRey1990 1 year ago
Haha, toothbrush case at 1:00 looked like a sex toy!
ktto11 1 year ago
Well cancel it, you have a sick fish over here xDDD
RainbowEyes95 2 years ago 19
dude in the porno is getting fucked up
morelli15 2 years ago
whats with that dog
Autumn09578 2 years ago
lol you just make sure you keep my apartment clean or you will die. his accent make it so funny
lestat1591 2 years ago
"women pay me to give them pleasure" hahahaha
redhot161991 2 years ago 3
10 dollars, YEAH!!!!!! lol.
Ronaldo17700 2 years ago 5
geez even at her age here, anyone would want to do Marlo Thomas. What a hot woman
Salesman 2 years ago
@Salesman
Yeah, she looked hot in this movie.
mark85la5 2 years ago
that girl selling cookies looks like she been sneaking a few boxes here and there
Tysoncampbell69 2 years ago
Rob Schneider's so tiny it's cute
crazyrainbowlover 2 years ago
man deuce should have said wait here. Went back to Antoines home grab the crossbow and shoot the dog lol
careyting123 2 years ago
10 dollars..?O_o...YEEAHHEHEH!!!!
Halo2kido 2 years ago
haha did i bring you pleasure?
greenjellu 2 years ago
everytime i try to see part 2 it keeps saying theres a error
salemgirl123 2 years ago
what's the song at 1:51?
King841 2 years ago
Come on Come on by Smashmouth
mcody12 2 years ago
mr yapster you dumbass hot chicks dont hire giggalo's fat ugly ones would
JAYRASH123 2 years ago
lol you must've never been to vegas old but attractive women do it there
GangstaSlimjim 2 years ago
the movie is the shit
juangarza1986 2 years ago
@juangarza1986
it is the shiznit
apexdna 2 years ago
bahahahahah. Man i would love to be a giglo
MrYapstar 2 years ago 24
yeah me to !!!
corleone456 2 years ago 2
this movie rocks
thanxs dude
POWERJFROMLA 2 years ago 2