I Don't Even Know What to Make of This

[Physhi]

Ate for FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEE

[Valientlink]

I once thought I was the only person on the planet who was this insane.

Apparently I was wrong.

[BBsgalore]

SHIQIN IN A DRORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­R

[Gertilish]

If i havent said it before...i love you.

[Dipstikk]

IF YOU SURVIVE THIS NEWLY INSTALLED LEVEL OF HELL, YOU EAT FOR FREEEEEEEEEE

[sheps999]

SHITTING IN A DRAWER

[RasmusKudahl]

I think you should sell this to schools.. for teaching kids about the birds and the bees.

I certanly learned alot.

[vihannes3]

I liked the part where everyone died, is that wrong?

[Mongomediaify]

The Dance Of A Thousand Cock's...

A Weirdo Holding Two Cock's (Chickens)

While Jumping Up And Down To A "Queen" Song

With Epilepsy Background.

0:17

[tepes22b]

Carl handily demonstrates what happens when you wear headphones while viewing Mr. Tennek's work.

[ebfjzfiibg]

Upon experiencing what seemed to be the Colonels cruel ways of entertainment, I have managed to see if any of this made sense.

You first start at a KFC, then have an acid trip at get screamed at. After that, you are teleported to a live Queen concert, to where some moustached guy plays jumprope with chicken and drinks 50 gallons of bonk a day. Now fast food items come up to Father Grigoris car, and make the dancer him a giant radioactive crap on it, destroying the car, Grigori, and your mind.

[ReconUnitZero]

BY THE COLONEL HIMSELF !

Wwaash yoor oaarder pleeez ...

[Roodypoocandyass]

Did yur computer take a shit , Tennek or did you just stop makin' videos for a while?

[Carlitonsp1]

John Tennek is a Notorious Ear Rapist wanted in 20 United States for the deaths of several young men and women.

However, upon realizing that he lives in Canada, all the police gave up their chase.

[CyonLaelaps]

damn! the japanese fart at the end always gets me

[kazen2]

I actually have an awesome story about this video. The other day, I was hit with lottery scammers trying to get me to send them a money order. When no amount of threats of legal action deterred them, I played this video at full volume into the receiver. I have not heard from them since.

[CindyMuse]

...what in Gods name did I just lay my eyes upon...

[MrTennek]

Something which will undoubtedly haunt the farthest reaches of your mind for countless years to come.

[NOTWARHOL]

Eating free chicken in a drawer does make it less unbearable though.

[ebfjzfiibg]

I'm so glad I don't have Epilepsy.

[MrNinjaFish]

I'm so glad I do.

[CHUCKLEPEA4]

you eat for FFFFFFRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE

[Dipstikk]

THE COLONEL WILL ENTERTAIN THEM

[itsconnorstime]

I knew there was a reason I got up this morning.

[StAnger1xD]

Quite insane and random, somehow painful, yet entertaining..

[Lazermuffin]

Bohemian Aids attack

[smorestes]

fracking excellent

[PwnzorBob]

The dance of a thousand cocks.

[kazen2]

I have beheld the funniest thing all month: An obese man beating two chickens together, to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody. I require new pants.

[Yeard491]

Hmm... I give it four thumbs up, and 10 out of 5 stars, sir. Keep it up.

[JudgeKazejin]

Was that gunshot at the end a fart?

THIS RIVALS GOD HIMSELF.

[ReconUnitZero]

"Watsh yoer order pleeez"

Always funny when I hear that.

[7runescape4life7]

HOLY SHIT! Some1 said Mr Tennek made awesome YTP's, these are freaking HOLY!

[SlurmBoy63]

bohemian rapesody

[CheezyWEAPON]

MrTennek, for the love of the headless chicken god, please do more poops with the old decaying man.

Love,

My penis

[teckwerks]

0:11~0:14 was probably one of the best things I've seen all week.

[Binerycode]

I put on some 3d glasses and wow i ment wow I even forgot to spell mean wow

[ReconUnitZero]

Oh my god. Thank you Mr T. As I predicted, this was most amusing and brought agonizing joy to my face.

[Murdoink]

I AM ENTERTAINED

[TehG3A3]

PART 2 YAY:

0:32-0:35 The odd man uses the now dead chicken to make money, but after offering it to a passerby, the passerby falls dead.

0:36-0:44 To calm himself down, Carl experiments with marijuana. After overdosing, he goes crazy, then his head explodes. May Carl rest in peace.

0:45-0:49 Desperate to sell his chicken, the odd man now tries to sell it for free.

0:50-0:52 MrTennek's Japanese computer crashes.

[TehG3A3]

DESCRIPTION PART 1 YAY:

0:00-0:08 Colonel Sanders makes an appearance on Mr. Bighead's TV show.

0:09-0:10 Mrs. Bighead yells and due to the fact she did, the colonel exploded, thus ending the show abruptly.

0:11-0:17 A chicken bursts out of an odd man's stomach a la Alien, but kills it by playing a jukebox.

0:18-0:25 Queen appears and gives everyone a seizure.

0:26-0:31 Carl brags about his priceless new vehicle, but flies into a rage after seeing how horribly defaced it has been.

[DumbTomato]

This seemed a LOT shorter the second time I saw it.

[Lethe8737]

LOWER YOUR VOICE

[DasPooperTrooper]

You know what, YTP is great for using all those useless effects that video editing programs have. I mean where in any legitimate video production would you need to put heavy ear-rape distortion and phaser effects on the audio and something like combining quadruple mirror effects, invert colors, embossing and min/max effects on the video track?

[ephemeraldeep]

I lost my virginity to this. D:

[TehG3A3]

I'll make a description for this when I have time. By that, I mean when I'm arsed. Possibly tomorrow. Or even now.

[TehG3A3]

HEEEEYY

And Queen in ear rape is the best.

[BDLC90]

BY THE COLONEL HIMSELF!

[FrancoRussian]

Any way the wind blows...

[Gigaspine7]

CHICKIN IN A DRAWER

[chickenturkeynuggets]

I think i love you.... (in a non-gay, fan type way)

[TehG3A3]

I love him in a very gay way.

[Pkyewbeam]

This video taught me of the joy of music, the majesty of laughter, and yet the melancholy of silence.

I also learned there was chicken in the drawer.

God bless you, MrTennek.

[HappyChappy439]

Chicken in a drawer!

[AGSMAentretainment]

you should make teenis tournament. i thought that was a tennis round

[theofficalmiga]

MrTennek, you need to stop blowing my mind.

And almost blowing my speakers. :D

[DarkraiPwnz0rz]

This video will bring world peace.

[Reptiloid87]

Oh Tennek, you wonderful, magical person.

[SergeantBacon]

0:18 - 0:25 was fucking beautiful.

[Tabull89]

But you know what type it is that I do not know as well as complete nonsense but it's a bit stupid if he fails to say is that it speaks Japanese fluently course is really quite huge Kill the people look like cows corruption.

[Johnnycakes9999]

MrTennek, you sick, sick, man.

Children are present.

FIVE STARS

[FuzzyPicture]

another beautiful masterpiece :]

[Carlitonsp1]

What does the ending say?

[HouseofPainProd]

Youeatfor FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

[dnlhern2]

*japanese text*

[CommanderGwonam]

Awesome! I eat for free!

[caclsman]

This was delicious.

[JacksonJunior101]

You owe me new speakers.

[SpamNapkin]

When I start rakin in the *GLASS BREAKS*

HEHEHEHEHEH

[MrTennek]

WUT DA *PFFFRRRTTTT*

[FlowCell]

Supervised by the Kernel!

[VirtulentEggnog]

THE COLONEL WILL ENTERTAIN THEM

[FlowCell]

Did I here Queen playing in that mess?

[Xcalibur1725]

dance of a thousand COCKS

[jmn327]

CHICKEN IN THE DRAWER.

[deimos1984rd]

(0:50) SHAZAM!!!

[xXBR4D3NXx]

The strobing was great.

[shadders43]

YOUEATFOR FREEEEEEEEEEEEE

[SuperNES16]

The Chuck E. Cheese Training Video.

[froterons]

also... bohemain rhapsody with all that distortion sounds wicked :P

[TurboBabyPuncher]

And then suddenly, my ears.

[BigBowsa402]

OH GOD EAR RAPE BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY xD that was amazing

[sixsicksixes]

Bohemian Rhapsody! :D

[Aesaun]

When I start raking in the EEEEEEEEE *laughing, congenital birth defect*

[RealGenericFilms]

The King of Micspam attends to his court.

[dakarus]

japanese

[jojomon91]

By the CORNOL HIMSELVE

[xAllisOnex]

HEEEEY.

[MexicanSunflower]

Best pooper ever.

[Gollon666]

YoueatforFREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­

[froterons]

the dance of a thousand cocks... then queen starts to play.

[Arbmanthesheep]

When I start wreckin' in the-

[jojomon91]

Finally, we did miss you man. Also, Aqua Teen Hunger Force FTW.