Shoplifter WIN

[CraZyPenguin56]

Like a Boss

[wvtvvw]

chuck norris' bird

[Mexooz]

He's smart, starts small by some department store then goes off for the real thing... A BANK!

[XxContuViejaxX]

One day. I shall follow that bird's awesomeness.

[TheGuinnessboys]

"Do you have anything to say?" "Fuck you nigga! i got children to feed!"

[Devrancan13]

This bird got the taste!

[TheOADJ]

nikka im boss!!!

[DJFilmsBlog]

454 tried disguising themselves as birds and shoplifting...

[13irockasanassassin]

"Do you have anything to say?" "MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! (contd.)"

[dtbigbear1]

MY DORITOS BITCH!

[DatEnigmatic]

About two weeks ago, I went to Nantasket Beach and this one seagull stole someone's Dunkin' Donuts sandwich, but he stole the whole bag! He tried to fly away with it, but it was too heavy for him. So he dragged it all on the sand until finally the lady caught him. He tried to run away from her, but failed miserably.

[mutasim0hourani]

If the Bird was black, you would saw 1000 black jokes.

[AP93Playa]

"do you have anything to say?" "BITCH I AINT GOING BACK TO JAIL" *flies away*

[Shadowbeast7865]

Always TANGY CHEESE xD

[Chowder7116]

Problem gas station owners who keep the doors open?

[bleachnnarutoking]

haha always tangy cheese doritos, thats a smart bird

[krazycore]

smart..

[netxposeidon]

that was just a beta test I'm actually training him to get the cash from the register.

[tastymuffin1]

SOMETIMES..... i go sit in a dark corner and pretend im a potato

[skeletorphd]

They cut the bit where the gull attacked the crew and told them the had no right to film him.

It was later caught on camera during the London riots nicking a plasma tv. It was arrested for rioting.

He's currently doing 3 years of bird...

[albertonGR]

quiero adoptar esa ave

[lalapink676]

ah ok lets uh see here hmm what were the chips the kids wanted uh hmm ah! these ones ok!

[RoronoaZoro246]

o glaros kleftis apo radio arvila

[GreatestCommentEver]

0:18

Seagull so smart. It's like "I'm gonna fly outta here!!!...No......wait......th­at's what they'd expect..."

[Yo13333]

winblog?



[keenmachine80]

Like a bowss

[dcs290]

0:31 oh shit its da PO-PO FLY!

[DaSlayer372]

Music from garage band ftw?

[ramonmg187]

camara man-"do you have anything to say?" bird-"nigga get that camara out of my face!"

[ghostfire1234]

just like horses and gerbils, seagulls are bad people too.

[MegaCherryCat]

LOL it always takes the tangy cheese flavor.

[CptLolles]

I should find a Seagull and train it to do this!

FREE POTATO CHIPS 4 LIFE!!!

[jonnyd89]

sly guy



[TheAlexAndJerryShow]

AFLACK!!!

[lastsnip100]

Hahahahahaha

[LoDaFTA]

THIS VIDEO IS GOING AS AN ANNEX TO MY ESSAY ABOUT DORITOS BEING THE BEST CHIPS EVUR! EMPHASIS ON EVUR!

[YummyBaer]

I like how he tippy toes out of the store. Notice how the pigeons are looking on as if they are going about their business and saying OH MY!?

[moz165]

Arrest that one!

[TheLittlebrowndude]

Probably knocked him out lolz :)

[jmlakin]

the honey badger would be proud

[sethars1]

doritos should use this as an ad...

[Acceleration3]

Anyone else realise the potential marketing opportunities related to this video?

[cliffordodelljones2]

He walks in slowly and then RUNS out. I love it.

[georgetroulis]

WTF?



[samnoueilaty]

its and RC advanced shoplifters use

[prodrumernate]

he has good taste

[stoicfan]

Who doesn't like Doritos?

[Lemondemon19]

man: you anything to say?

seagull: me? oh eh oh... oh its late... i eh.. have to go...

OR

seagull: oh is there a coin?.... eat dusk motherfu**er!

[patrickmd11]

Press 1 wait a half second and press agian "munchinks"

[sethsoderholm]

dangit i dropped my doritos

[PumawombatDOG]

How does it stay so calm?

[SmashBros913]

Yes! The seagull costume worked!

[nejihyuga901]

The bird has great taste.

[snak3145]

OWNED!!!

[CreamedCheesed]

Seagull? ...more like Steven Seagull!

[KiraHayabusa]

“Do you have anything to say?”

*bird flies away*

[ToyoGrip]

He´s fav food i suppose

[CFR19rodo]

slow news day

[666malakas]

does anybody know the song used???reply

[Gangstabob716]

i want that bird....

[TomKennyIsLovely]

Bad gull

[DarkShadowBlu]

they call chips "crisps?!" are you fucking kidding me?

[Badguy535]

When did seagulls start robbing people, m telling everyone now watch your backs for seagulls O_o

[sfirexm]

is that a dorito commercial?

[JerichoDitch2]

he went back later for salsa

[evildragon321]

keep yo hands off my doritos

[yothisisgdog]

"Do you have anything to say?" "FUCK DA POLICE!"

[lulspro]

This bird got more hability than many african american robbers

[NuclearPopcorn]

Doritos aren't that good

[xVolcomStone89]

SNACKS AND RUN YALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DavidMoviez]

seagull from london

[pickledpigz]

You are one badman seagull! :')

[Skitfredde]

DORITOS IS FUCKING AWSOME

[americanpsycho93]

Have anything to say?

"Duh, Winning!"

[ReverendDiabetes]

must of been a slow day for news

[fendertele1988]

@ReverendDiabetes I'd watch stories like this a hundred times before I'd watch ANOTHER one about rising gas prices or car crashes.

[eoin730]

lol they better not be chille heat wave or he will heart burn!

[cyzlopz]

A good advertisement for Doritos

[johnrigglesford]

thats a fucking slow news day!!!!

[reecenolan]

only in scotland lol makes you proud

[CrazieeeKidd]

I'm gunna take a run for it! Back me up George!

[Cjl99]

Does anyone think to consider that he "always" chooses Tangy Cheese because it's on the bottom when what he really wants is Late Night Tacos.

[MaxAC40]

@Cjl99 No. The bird likes Tangy Cheese Doritos.

[TheHoodSisterz]

oooooooooooooooo! ima do that with a bird they would never noooooooooooooooo

[rsspartanz]

LIKE A BAWWWWWWWWWWWWS!

[MrNinjaoctopus]

its called doors. you have them but not tending to use them

[jika12]

he should ve got sweet chili nacho cheese stinks

[MonCoin]

doritos? is that bird mexican?

[MrSMLA]

Economy Problems :/

[Trifectum28]

He's got da mid-day MUNCHIES!

[papantlaflyer68]

(the seagull ): YOU ALL THINK I DO THIS FOR SURVIVAL ???? I AM TRYING TO KILL MYSELF , YOU CHUMPS !!!!!!

[Blazee332]

I liked the ending >_>

[Mycommentsgethumbsup]

AHAHA

[bjcpc0337]

Just walk in and look like you belong.

[PVBOG]

GET THAT BIRD !!!!!!!!!!!!

[dreadedsnail]

Top bird!!



[geishathor]

why wouldnt they just close the door.. !!

[movesguy]

Props for also opening the bag.

[VisionFilms100]

a win on failblog?

[Korvan1993]

@VisionFilms100 fail.

[Flameofwater79]

@VisionFilms100 Yea,failblog gives Win videos,but most of them are one of two things:

An animal win

Or extremly funny/epic win

[coolalimefun]

im convinced it was a mexican seagull, mmmm doritos!

[seagull20072008]

It's awesome because I love seagulls and "seagull" is in my name!!  He'll be my pet one day, dw.

[J911F927K3253]

i like how the seagull looks around for witnesses before stealing the delicious munchies

[BlaiddDrwg2009]

That's Scotland for you!

[skillz139]

dam nature you gangsta

[eytannizard]

why not chips ?

[Domhazeproduction]

they should have pressed I

[draculon5]

Scotland, a place where even the animals live off crisps

[lugit36]

he made it look so easy...............

[RoadCaptainEntertain]

The pigeons are Bankers waiting to rip off the Seagull.

[killjoyclown]

harsh times birds and humans unite

[dantesramsy]

0:35 wait its not me *flies

[StarWarsTrains]

LOL That should be a new Doritos commercial!

[fatalvirus2]

press 1

[BuKuTyyy]

damn nature u scary

[MrCheesyBaconBits]

Love it! I just fucking love it!

[m16police]

train a bird to steel for you! genus!

[TheMultiFirestarter]

Anyone know what this song is called?

[TheNigerianScammer]

i loved the old school criminal music that accompanied this video

[jphren]

Open Door Policy Fail

[matteadc]

local cannabis growers are also on the lookout for the thieving gull

[AbbeyIncorporated]

The gull apocalypse...Is coming.

[Themexicannatzi]

what the hell that bird can do this but my retard dog get her lazy ass up to get me a beer from the kitchen

[JinNOSify]

smooth~

[MrNateryan]

This is Britans Secrutity Us americans Can stop a Seagal instead of yelling at it Give DOS GREAT BIG SLIM JIM JIMPY GOM CRUMPUTES and CANDELS

[jsiff93624]

the best part is how he starts running after he picks up the bag

[ninjapiemonkey]

while they were waching this bird 5 people were murder

[biskuit700]

@ninjapiemonkey if 5 people were muder, then WHO WAS PHONE?

[ninjapiemonkey]

@biskuit700 no they were to busy trying to catch that dam bird

[tasigogue]

I wish I were a bird. #LOL

[MrBurgerman9]

I don't blame him

[zombiemom42]

My monkey can do that

[xLewyHD]

Im from Aberdeen, iv been in the shop that seagull went in xD :DD

[yaotlthegratest]

everyone loves doritos

[theawesomedude92]

@yaotlthegratest except maybe communists 

[yaotlthegratest]

@theawesomedude92

[BeRelow]

Dude I can't stand seagulls! When I used to leave in the Bay Area (at school lunch) they would always swoop down and take peoples lunch! Oh, and crap on em'!

[CapnE625]

Reporter (to seagull): "Do you have anything to say?"

The real fail.... XD

[iOSGeeks]

@CapnE625 He was being funny you idiot. The real fail is how you don't know the difference.

[CapnE625]

@iOSGeeks First off, that wasn't funny, that was pathetic. Animals don't talk, retard. The real fail is that you are trying to troll me... notice how I typed "trying" XD.

[Nelarsen]

..casually walking in.. yep got the goods, lets get out of here!

[EmperorZander]

Wow. I wish i can train a seagull to do that for me.

[LavlllAce]

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

[Lewiis25]

SCOTLAND , where even the birds are criminals ...

[xxp00nwagon69]

makes me laugh haha, i picture him walking in and being like "Just put it on my tab, Vinny!"

[coolbreeze2000ablify]

those is hes fav Doritos 

[TheyLiveWeStillSleep]

Do NOT eat Doritos. Their shit products contain Monosodium Glutamate (MSG). That seagull probably died of cancer or at least ended up like Michael J. Fox (who loved diet Sodas).

ALWAYS CHECK INGREDIENTS LABEL when eating junk food. Do not eat brain toxins like MSG or Aspartame.

[s328169347]

@TheyLiveWeStillSleep are you an idiot?

DO YOU REALISE HOW ALMOST ALL FOOD IS MADE WITH MSG...honestly research more before you dant, and the causes for cancer are limitless, there are almost 100,000+ theories on how cancer is caused, so as i said before, pls research before you talk

[TheyLiveWeStillSleep]

@s328169347

Typical Americanized lard-ass, making excuses so he doens't have to admit any personal responsibility or make any changes. Do you realize that I eat food without MSG? AMAZING isn't it? It's called FOOD. If you're eating synthetic chemicals or microwaving, it's not food. Your body can't process it. A bag of doritos is not food. You get fat because your body can't process it. You feel shitty 2 minutes after eating Doritos or Cheetos because of the MSG. CHECK THE INGREDIENTS LABELS.

[Nelarsen]

@TheyLiveWeStillSleep

You are horribly misinformed. Aspartame isn't dangerous. I'm 99% certain you've got all your so called "knowledge" from watching the TV-news and being open to every inch of information that you hear, not being critic to any of your sources. You're the american in this situation, you dumb fuck.

"You get fat because your body can't process it."

That makes no sense whatsoever.

[TheyLiveWeStillSleep]

@Nelarsen

"Aspartame isn't dangerous." I've never heard anything more asinine. Go drink your diet soda, eat your doritos and go fuck yourself. My post was aimed at people who give a dam about their health and who HAVE SOME HOPE.

Research excitotoxins, which is what aspartame is classified as.

[Nelarsen]

@TheyLiveWeStillSleep

Aspartame is the very most researched chemical out there, and it is widely used in a LOT of food products.

I'm not justifying an intake of diet soda or doritos, I'm just telling you that you're wrong. Very wrong.

If you can back up your claims with a few legit researches (use pubmed) and not some stupid health-article made by a biased and misinformed antimaterialistic dumbfuck hippie who lives in the woods.

Don't reply to me before you've gathered plenty of solid arguments.

[TheyLiveWeStillSleep]

@Nelarsen What good is research if the institutions who publish the results are corrupt? It is about chemically dumbing down society. Ralph Nader tried to take down aspartame and said it was the strongest lobby he'd ever come across and gave up. You must think for yourself and do your own work, not put your trust in corrupt regulatory institutions like the FDA or WHO. Research EXCITOTOXINS. It's your brain. Your loss if you don't want to see the obvious.

[Nelarsen]

@TheyLiveWeStillSleep

Interesting point, yet it is still word against word. I'm done.

[HarHarYourFace]

delicius seagull. if i were in a recession i would eat seagull

[PhaQfag]

@HarHarYourFace seagulls can't be eaten -_- It's like eating plastic...

[MrDiem2]

Good thing bird is white, If that was a raven, cops would aim to kill without asking for license....

[neovenator44]

@MrDiem2 racist.

[16stChico]

@neovenator44 hes right tho lmao

[RDBeatnik]

@MrDiem2 Nice comment. Thumbs up.

[BlueGama600]

@MrDiem2 LOL

[dlast14]

this should be a doritos commercial

[Maliqati]

"do u have anything to say"?

"erm, lets see..."

[Gizmo994]

come here with the doritos, come here, come here...

good boy here is your cookie!

[Bluntbows]

hehe at the end, Do you have anything to say?

[BlueJayKing]

never trust a bird that is looking left and right in a store.

[TheZack000]

Its cause they where cheesy if you , know what i mean.

[0LimeInTheCoconut0]

put your wings up



[yezzzzzSIR]

The real fail is the tangy cheese doritos

[MidnightGrunt]

I'd train that bird as my pet!!

[8015908]

Is this fucking news!?!?

[3xtr3m3guy]

why not get Ruffles? its more better

[aussiegamerkid]

@3xtr3m3guy

Good English faggot.

[francelis13]

im training a seagull now

[TheAxis456]

hahaha! that guy thought seagulls could talk

[r9xProductions]

wow birds are smart^^

[delameu]

this should be an ad for doritos