Magic Bullet To Go - Part 1

[Ritzy87]

they dont add salt of anything...gross

[superarceus88]

that mocha is so lumpy

[DanKollar]

DOES ANYONE ELSE WATCH THESE TO WATCH THE DRAMA AND STORY UNFOLD?

[xmaggeekx]

Do realize the magic bullet express only comes with 2 blades and so many cups... if you're in the middle of nowhere and you're mixing all this stuff - where the hell are you washing it?

[BluKrbygrl]

Hazel likes her flapjacks with garlic.

[BluKrbygrl]

Wait a minute. Did that kid just put the Magic Bullet into her backpack? And who in their right mind would take such an incredibly noisy contraption to the office? You'd get in trouble for sure!

[hellozevines]

There should be fan-fiction written about this.

[thetactfulthingtodo]

Berman, were you listening last time? Yes, it can make damn coffee.

[kassahitt4]

Why bermen is such a bitch

[BroadwayKid2008]

6:52

Mick is macking on Tina something fierce! Haha:D

[BroadwayKid2008]

6:21

That straw has epilepsy...

[XCisAwesome]

Ok we get it. Its a regular magic bullet with a battery instead of a cord.

[Starworks07]

I'm wondering if they've got a Magic Freezer somewhere because where did they get ice???

[MsCheesecake456]

5:48 overactor

[8DarkSideOfTheMoon8]

Tina's cheating on her husband from the original magic bullet party with Dino!! :(

[tigger24471]

who goes camping with plastic containers full of fresh berries, nuts, whole garlic and onions, coffee beans, whole eggs, raw ground beef and all that other stuff they brought? Any sensible person would just pack trail mix, easy open cans of beans, hot dogs, chips and stuff to make s'mores. We dont need all that extra shit!

[holyschmidtagpoptart]

sooo, is dino retarded?

[grapesarefunable]

why is up with these commercials and garlic.

remind me never to go to a party with these people

[Spongefreak89]

What is with Mimi and her cleavage? I mean seriously its called modesty.

[Unrattled]

about the beginning are they stupid? OBVIOUSLY! Its cordless! I know its just a skit but dam. Nobody is that dumb.

[blueboi1987]

Berman, you know it can make you a cup of coffee, you were at the original bullet party!

[thetitanicgirl4ever]

this is basically the same stupid magic bullet but in the middle of nowhere.

thats great. now i wanna buy it more

[MyBadComment]

6:51

Mick: And Tina, I know you like your pancakes with fresh blueberries, so I went out this morning and I picked some for you. ^_^

Tina: Thank you. :D

Dino: D:<

[samwisemcganji]

where did they get ice from?

[BlakkEyez01]

A heavy dooo-oooty rechargable battery pack, Berman!!!!!!!!

[BlakkEyez01]

I guess the blonde chick got divorced or something, in the original Magic Bullet infomercial she was bitchin about all the useless appliances her and "Ike" had received for wedding gifts.

[samwisemcganji]

Berman fucked Hazel!! Forget the magic bullet I want to hear about this!

[richhlhs]

hazel always has a cigarette in her mouth

[zoor90]

I don't know why they advertise it as "making omelets" when all it does it basically dice the ham, cheese onions, etc. Do they not realize that stores sell meats and onions already diced and cheese shredded? If anything, the magic bullet makes making omelets even more of a chore.

[thelentha]

why would you be chopping garlic where theres no outlets?

[MyKira16]

I think i would have Berman's attitude too if my friends pushed their products on me everywhere i went :P

[Deathwing43]

Dino the dumbass.

[pogly100]

this is a realistic scenario, that's what I love about it.

[JohannAugstein]

I hate Berman

[webcamfan2569]

did this ever aired on television?

[Kari166]

@webcamfan2569, yes.

[DrCamPhD]

Did Hazel sleep with a cigarette in her mouth or something?

[iEATcookiies]

@DrCamPhD I think it's a pen...

[LWDTRAX1]

i should buy this and take it to the DMV

[Bigviking556]

Mick and Mimi dont ever invite me to chill with you i dont need the 101 on a dildo machine.

[HmongZboy]

omelet that not camping fool LOL O.o

[itsamariokart]

they brought chocolate syrup camping? lolwut?

[bcakapinky]

Wow! An iced mocha. Sweet!

[xrandomxemoxluciax]

ya sure 2 bikers r gunna take the magic bullet without bein laughed at

[cdbeesee112783]

I like it when they add blueberries to batter. Turning it into a vomity shade of grey.

[animegirl2083]

Since when is a travel bag 50$ -__-...........

[Kutten1986]

I bet they gangbanged each other in the tent with the magic bullet to go vibrator appliance :D

[axe323]

It's not even the same hazel :(

[amyrosefan926]

3:19 Barney:yeah mick but where do you put the-

Mick:AND THEN IM GONNA ADD ORANGE JUICE

barney died from embarassment 20 minutes later...

[DUDE245269]

Who would want a smoothie while there in the middle of the woods.

[DAN5675able]

@DUDE245269 I would

[sickboy99ful]

what was she doing with his socks ewww

[aquamarine399]

They are so stupid! What if the battery dies... Where will they EVER gonna find a place to charge the battery out in the woods???

[siriustalker]

Seriously....who brings fresh ground coffee to the woods?

[BaPeZtaBiTcHez]

Burman: "And then what?"

Mike: " What the fuck do you think Burman we've only done 5 of these."

[BlakkEyez01]

Mimi should have been carrying the bullet in that dorky ass limited time offer BAG instead of a backpack......WTF? And what if Berman's socks were used by Hazel to WIPE after takin a crap in the woods? % D

[BlakkEyez01]

I think Dino's done a little too much heroin in his time, and that bitch ass girlfriend of his isnt even dressed for "roughin it in the woods" camping. Too bad he doesnt know that she will dump him and have a new dick for the next infomercial LMAO XD

[BlueStarberryAKTF]

How much food do they bring to go camping -___-

[ayooxgina]

why not make life easier and prepare the food at home rather than do all that at the place -__-

[DAN5675able]

that guy is impressed that the thing is magic. Next thing Mimi is going to pull cheeseburgers out of her ass.

[rcallan]

Lokk at the people in this presentation. Obviously the Magic Bullet makes cunt soup as well. lol.

[BlakkEyez01]

Pause at 7:20 for proof of how strung out this crowd of winners are XD

[wen2669]

yea cuz every one has tiny tomatoes and onions...

[skapunkteddybear]

The retard likes cheese.

[hearttopmodel05]

So, the blonde's dating a retarded guy??

[LtIsadeCaine]

strawberry bananer lol

[thersjoel]

Who takes a magic bullet to hike a mountain?

[Deathwing43]

7:54 - Bitch, this thing is hardcore. Don't hate.

[kitchenfromhell]

Oh yeah, I had to find some strawberrys and icecubes, but hard to find in the wild.

[huntercolecarter]

1. this is america we do not "fancy" a smoothie

2. there is no way that ugly bag is $50

3. if you buy this your even dumber than the people that buy the original

[webcamfan2569]

@huntercolecarter The way they were using the word fancy is as an expression! Meaning would you fancy a cup of tea? in other words would you CARE for a cup of tea?

[webcamfan2569]

@huntercolecarter Uh numbers 2 & 3 is a bit mean!

[marinalikesyourface]

Watching all of the Magic Bullet informercials, I feel like Mick is slowly declining, sanity wise with each new version of the blender. Like, by the time the next one comes out, he's just going to be rocking back and forth, alone in his house, chopping up garlic, saying "will it blend?" over and over again.

[blueboi1987]

@marinalikesyourface Don't forget the curry power...

[llucashamilton]

"For campfire coffee that's pretty darn good... and I don't like vegetables at all!"

[michellesvideosuk]

THEY MAKE IT LOOK SO EASY, I HAVE THE ORIGINAL MAGIC BULLET AND GIVE UP MAKING SMOOTHIES WITH IT AS IT ALWAYS TURNS THEM TO SORBET, NO MATTER HOW MUCH LIQUID I PUT IN IT, HOWEVER IT DOES DO MEAT PATES BRILLIANTLY, LOL XX

[laragh58]

@michellesvideosuk when make smoothies don't put ice in...put icecream, or just orange juice XDxx

[WitchKing98]

Seems Hazel and Berman got something going on...well they're both drunk deadbeats so should've happened sometime.

[Metal2Hedgehog]

"What if the battery runs out?

"..."

[pm41224]

@Metal2Hedgehog If the battery runs out, you can recharge it!

[Metal2Hedgehog]

@pm41224 But we're the middle of no where. How can we charge it?

[pm41224]

@Metal2Hedgehog :3

[webcamfan2569]

@Metal2Hedgehog IT HAS A BUILT IN BATTERY CHARGER! YA ILLITERATE BASTARD!

[joedamasterninja]

Tina's hot.

[papilow202]

I think they want to poison Bermann,  O___o

[papilow202]

ewww i always love a good shake with dirt from you hands in it ;-(

[awaitlightning]

Thanks for the socks big boy!!!!! Classic

[areyousayinimchunky]

last time i checked onions were about the size of a balled up fist...not an eye...and i think they're mistaking seconds for pushes....

[VentrueCapital]

@areyousayinimchunky Those might be gimlet onions or eshallots, like cherry tomatoes . . . and they are pushing about once every second. But for me the hardest task is peeling the onions, and as far as I know the Magic Bullet can't help with that.

[Deke101]

SORCERY!!!

[SpFg22]

These people completely missed the point of camping. When i go camping i make hot dogs and roasted marshmallows, not omelets and double mocha cappuccinos

[3000Crystal]

@SpFg22 their one of those people who cant live with out electricty and stuff

[mrlucasfilms]

@SpFg22 i agree they totally missed the point of camping we don`t make omlettes and cappacinos we roast marshmellows and weiners {hotdogs} when i go camping

[snoozermoose]

WOAH!! That IS magic!!

It's like the morons haven't heard of a battery before...

[ladycplum]

So that blond chick who spent the entire time in the original MB commercial saying "Wait a minute you just did this that and tothe other...." got married again already?

[iluvwebkinz829]

Isn't a Denver Omlette suppose to have green bell peppers?

[klyspeez]

who the fuck takes a chopping machine outside the kitchen

[Spongefreak89]

Everybody....gets....exactly what they....want. Mick doesn't do it right. At least Mimi made it flow better in the last commercial.

[LivaAndCo]

The music is so catchy n_n

[zeldafreak701]

I want to feed Berman to a fucking bear....

[missgreene1999]

where are you supposed to wash it in "the middle of nowhere" ????

[1Deminator]

@missgreene1999 lake

[missgreene1999]

@1Deminator the dirty lake?..

[EeveelutionStorm]

@missgreene1999 You'd be surprised at how many campgrounds have water pumps for that very purpose along with sinks.

[missgreene1999]

@EeveelutionStorm alright smarty pants...

[kwyjibosponge]

I WANT ONE...... accept id put a brushless motor and LiPo battery in it :D "suck on that Berman"

[kwyjibosponge]

I WANT ONE...... accept id put a brushless motor and LiPo battery in it :D

[TabbPunk97]

Oh, the blonde guest ditched her old husband... she's quick to find another man ;)

[CityRuler1]

OOONNNEEEEEEE.............. TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOO.............. TTTTTHHHHHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEE Seconds!. Im sittin here thinking.. PFFT. More like 20!

[CDKing503]

I always keep fresh fruits and vegetables in my cooler when i go camping

[1sttony7]

that blonde has had more men than bullet videos!!!!!

[AutumnCrisp]

Why the hell is this ad so long?!

[mokomarii]

very good actors fro such a bullshit product lol never buy a product that seems to good to be true on TV

[DaRkHunTer0125]

I like how all the do is make it portable so the can make a twice as long infomercial...thats funnier than shit!

[jschoolhannah]

I like how the blonde girl in the blue shirt has a new boyfriend..

[HotBabeNatasha]

they do the exact same things! why is everyone impressed! they've already seen it before!! aaahh!

[HotBabeNatasha]

all the guests act like they've never seen this magic bullet before. but they just had a whole 20minute demonstration at Mick's house.

[FierceDiva21]

Funniest shit ever.

[tennischick71292]

ahaha berman is an asssss.

[YodaMan177]

I drag them out into the middle of the woods just so that they can't advertise any more products to me, yet they STILL manage to do it.

[babyvlova09]

r we really tht bored tht were watching the magic bullet commercial lol

[tennischick71292]

@babyvlova09 yes. that level of boredom has been reached hahahaha.

[Blueball0120]

Another great infomercial!

[RoozleRay]

Ice. Ice in the woods. Forget the stupid appliance, where are they plugging their freezer in?!

[Alantgv]

@RoozleRay

Maybe they got their ice from the top of the two mountains they hiked. Mountain-top ice covered in dirt and wild animal urine. So thats what Mick and Mimi's secret smoothie ingredient is.

[silvRboLt95]

@RoozleRay Umm...it's called a cooler -_-

[stweweCENTRAL]

@RoozleRay yo doopy its called a kooler

[vicman7usa2]

wait, ANYWHERE?!?!?! hell?!?!

[holyjedi5]

WAIT A SECOND 8:13 the female woman host walks away then she reappears by his side THEN WALKS AWAY AGAIN

"WHOA that is magic!"

[mario64guy]

Mick and Mimi fuck with the Magic Bullet.

[trollhaim]

If i was Mick i will put Berman finger in my Magic bullet . That what you deserve for not having FAITH in the bullet

[SuperAwesome932]

hazel?? drunk old woman..

[EnergizerBunny804]

the idea of batteries seems so foreign to these fucking idiots

[toix48]

mick likes tina thats why he picked her berries and mick wants tina to pick his berries

[TheNightcrawler300]

when hazel comes out of the tent, i kinda expect them to say, "dammit, hazel!!!! i thought we left you at the gas station!!!"

[lemonzing234]

@TheNightcrawler300 Cooler. lol...

[TheNightcrawler300]

i think it's hilarious how the friends don't realize they're being shown all the same shit as they were last time. but now you can do it WIRELESSLY!!!!

[TheNightcrawler300]

it'd be hilarious if hazel looked at the screen and said, "I'M BACK, BITCHES!!!!"

[TheNightcrawler300]

OH MY GOD, NOT THESE PEOPLE AGAIN!!!!

[Gaaragirl1997]

y wud u carry all the ingrediants in the middle of the woods..

[TehTyg13]

Yes, because everyone carries their kitchen with them wherever they go. I sure keep onions, eggs, pecans, fresh fruit, and coffee beans handy just in case I ever need them.

[Cuccogirl]

2:47 this is now my favorite character. xD

[AnimeLuver70]

ok no offense but it is not hard to make eggs, why do these commerical act like eggs take like hours to make, it's like the simplest thing to make and making pancakes an't that hard either. and i dont mind chopping garlic, i dont find it that bad, it's onions that torture lol but you just have to suck it up sometimes, if ur eyes start watering just step away for a bit then go back. or sometimes i use the food clap chop thing if i'm not in the mood to chop onions

[TheJoeShow08]

"Whoa! That IS magic!"

[Mermaidscurls]

I bet they're camping right next to a Walmart.

[VentrueCapital]

@Mermaidscurls When my wife threw me out I lived in my car and camped in a patch of woods next to a Walmart. I got one of the cute teenage girls who worked there to be my girlfriend and we had a lot of fun with the Magic Bullet, especially because you can use it for a . . . um . . . massager. I had to shower in the employee bathrooms, though.

[ViceNetwork]

Looks like that skinny slut and Ike didnt last. She already found someone else XD

[Mary4986]

I bring fresh garlic camping with me all the time.

[rulerofzoltar]

Berman is my hero

[ongchorcool]

i like this cos i can go camping with it

[khizramaya]

i dunno bout others but mine works pretty good

[Spongefreak89]

Well I was gonna comment on this but I think everyone else said it all. So all I have to say is these people are so full of crap.

[MrButterworth24]

Berman is getting tired of Mike and MiMi as well.

[LizzySkellington]

is it wrong that i love hazel?

[amoghthegamer]

at 6:03, THE CHICK IN THE blue is like wtf.

[FindTheBody]

...Why is Dino mentally retarded?

[EmperorCommodus]

And why would you have whole coffee beans when you can get already ground coffee? so pointless to use for coffee grinding

[kinkadonka]

ANY JOB ANYWHERE ..... can it govern a country in space?????

[MrJackgunner]

you can do it anywere...... in the middle of NO WERE!!!!! :p

[rocksbballaw2215]

i love how they keep pulling random ingredients out of no where...

[Purpleducksrsexy]

a) where do you get ice when youre in the middle of the woods

b) Everything would spoil

c) Where would you wash it?

[shorerydr10]

@Purpleducksrsexy lol something more important, where do you get electricity in the middle of the woods. I guess you could use an annoying generator but who really wants to haul that around?

[AnimeLuver70]

@shorerydr10 lol i was thinking the same thing what happens if you're in the middle of preparing a feast meal and all sudden the batteries die and ur in an area where it's not totaly developed, and @ :16 i laugh if that fell in the water XDand @ 1:39

[dyld921]

It's the exact same commercial as the original one, but in the woods :|

[sickboy99ful]

how many of those do they have

[sickboy99ful]

wat was she using the socks for (shudders)

[psgman41]

1:47 : yea it's ideal for the office.... I am sure nobody's gonna mind the noise.

[jamchew1982]

YES berman's back!

[shanagurl112]

i was watching this show on tv and they were testing out the magic bullet,and it sucks at chopping onoins and garlic.

[mje97]

this would be better if you could charge the battery through a charger like the one that comes with it, but have an attachment on the top to still be able to use it while its charging

[300MUSIC]

i use this thing for weed :)

[weyrauch]

If the writers of this had had some sense of humor, Mick - no later than 03:18 - would've shouted something like "ONE MORE WORD AND I'M GONNA PLUG IT INTO YOUR BUTTHOLE, YOU FUCKIN' DOUCHEBAG! YOU EVER HEARD OF A BATTERY? A BA-TA-RY?!" - "Eeh...yessir." *g*

[monehget]

That wouldn't have been funny at all...

[kinetica2024]

i think they want to see me cry

[lwomar]

3:35-3:38. Did they really need to look around, and under the table as if they didn't know what was going on? Common sense would tell one that if there is no plug or cord, it is likely battery operated.

Also, couldn't they have used different recipes than using the same ones from the first commercial (with the exception of the chili)?

[HottBoi90210]

oh my God, Berman is a fukkin buzz kill!!! but i luv Hazel. btw Hazel looks like former MTV VJ Kennedy.

[theramenninja]

i agree with @rurio, wouldnt it just make more sense to make stuff @ home and bring it there........... instead of carting around unlimited fresh ingredients

[no1linknparkfan]

Berman, you fucking dog...

[TheAmazingAnarchist1]

some serious sexual tension between tina and the male host around 6:55...