Revelations!

[dirtyRamrod]

he sounds like the dude from squidbillies

[DonQuixotedeKaw]

Mouth off like this here in Phelps land, in a service, you could easily be dead, in a blood sacrifice, right quick. I'm glad you're able to have fun like this, in a remote fashion. Please don't try this in real life, unless you've had at least 3 duplicate prognoses, on your soon to be very painful terminal disease. The insane protect their parasite, with greaaaaaaaaat conviction.

[jonwillis]

How in the hell did you listen to that for so long? It's giving me the runs!

[NapalmXD]

21. Why. 21min! WHY! Doesn't you have better things to do? Masturbate?

[flyingfisbeefilms]

Apart from the fact I can't understand a word this preacher is saying - he sounds like Elvis on speed!

[BelieveNoGod]

Oh my god. So to speak. I see you had fun. :)

I can't stand to listen to this type of preaching. It hurts my ears, but mostly it hurt my intelligence.  Too much....idiocy....argh....h..e­.lp... my brain .,.,. it's meltin.

[nowexist]

Arrrg! I can't listen over 30 second of this. I couldn't even understand more than 5 words of what he said. This is one of those people who has voice that hurt my ear really badly.

[ctso74]

Jesus loves me this I know,

For last night he showed me so.

[CRUClEFICTION]

Makes me embarrassed to be of the same species as these nutters.

[disrxt]

Could we get some subtitles on this? I'm a damn yankee and that accent is beyond my comprehension. Or is he speaking in tongues?.

[jdh501]

@disrxt Nobody really understands this psychotic hysterical religious jibberish of the rural South. Mockery is the only way to deal with this stuff.

[saxmanchiro]

Ouch, my ears are aching, my mind is numb and my finger is busy hitting the 'back' button.

[itsjustameme]

I wanna get down on my knees and please you Jesus

I wanna feel your salvation all over my face

[CosmicSeaMonkey]

meridian and slutface on troll patrol! .thats frightening.

[YesIamJames]

Wow that is fucking painful!

[MilitantPeaceist]

Next time when you get onto one of these - start typing as a christian, citing them as false prophets - & watch the fireworks begin ;)

[hevyAccel]

"What's you're name?:" "Jacob.' "Well then you're name is today...." Fuck you jackass My name is fucking Jacob! Fuck all that bullshit! (+ speak real fucking words! not just a bunch of letters saying they're english. At least try to make words!. I don't care much for gibberish in any language! Even when I screw up what I'm trying to say something!!!

[jmm1233]

reminds me of a cow auction watch?v=1ORKLO0SElk

[MilitantPeaceist]

@jmm1233 HAHAHHAHAHAHA

[hevyAccel]

If preacher was speaking in tongues, I musta missed that class. Cause they never called any of the bible classes "Gibberish bullshit 101: How to interpret a dumb-ass making up stupid shit-word sermons" I think I learned, "Talk homicidal BS: Go straight to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200" Same board game I think.

[johncrab67]

Jump to 18:20

It's the best part.

[sapunec7854]

The rent is too damn haeigha!

[fullygodfullyhuman]

haha,,, he said "peter upon this rock"

[meridianfrost]

II have no idea what this comment is about. You want to see my cavern and all the terrible things ir done? Maybe the joke is lost in the sleepy. Omg bedtime.

[DarkMatter2525]

Someone once told me that in hell you will be shown all the bad things you've ever done in your life. If that's true, it's going to be sooooo fucking funny, Josh...just let me know what cavern you're in.

[AuntieDiluvian]

HANG ON to the sweet loving COCK of Jesus. Give him the steaming deep throat of salvation and SWALLOW Sistah!!

[WhirlingWolves]

AMMMMMMEN.

Thank sweet baby Jesus with a dildo for that! I'm ah get to heaven AND WAtCH TheSE EvIL SInNeRS BURRRRRRN In HeLL FoREVeR!

SO SAYETH THE SHEPHERD SO SAYETH THE FLOCK!

Burn burn burn for sweet baby Jesus you nazi evilutionists! BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD! KILL KILL KILL! DIE DIE DIE! Thank the LAWD for Jesus 'meek-and-mild' Christ. He's gonna return to earth soon to bring peace and slaughter these evil atheists & jews & muslims & liberals & high falutin' book readers.

HALLELUJAH!

[mecher3k]

Lol wtf?!

[MrKrov]

I'm just going to assume the last half was the same as the first.

[Nagneto]

LET JESUS FUCK YOU!

LET JESUS FUCK YOU!

LET Him FUCK YOU! LET Him FUCK YOU!

[MobileThinker]

i think i might go troll for like an hour...really bored.

[ht3mex]

0:00 and you stigituh da bamb for evandathangenemo' you can blaeh stuhg prayfughvu gettafuh aruvhos and rofo' loseda GAWWD

[shoogernspyses]

"we gon' win. we gon' win. 'cause it ain't no such thang as a losin' battle in the arms of god. hallelujah." for fuck's sake.

[100PercentGreen]

@16:55 The drummer thinks it has skills!

[100PercentGreen]

@13:25 Ouch! Horrible, horrible noise!

[qopti]

... i watched it all and all i can say is

this makes WAY less sence then a groupe of potheads and it is not even half as fun :(

[fizzybgood]

I do believe I heard the term wrasslin' in there at some point. Otherwise it was mostly unintelligible. Funny, though.

[LeonPhythian69]

hahahahahaha! will i sid a woo hoo swab binga bowng wap wap hoooo daddy! ummm mmm in Jesus name in jesus name now lord mmmm mmm woo hoo :)

[PinkProgram]

is this in english?

[SEThatered]

I'll be blunt: WTF was that random-jibberish-runt about??? Ö_Ö

[RadarKat73080]

Holy shit! It's my mom's old preacher!  Thought that fucker must be dead by now! Dude needed a forklift to get up to the pulpit!

[mparker18311]

That's dedicated trolling right there.

[DackIsBack]

"back it up back it up, because my daddy taught me good"

LMFAO!!! I love that song/video so hard.

[AngryHateMusic]

Fucking shoot me already.

[DackIsBack]

Redneck Pulpit Monkeys.

[DackIsBack]

ROFL