You Have To Burn The Rope - My Quickrun

[ismashudie]

at zoo you do realise this is a joke?

[hikaruultma]

this game is so damn intense!!

[zoo1619]

@Zetanor my record right now was 30 seconds according to the stopwatch on my phone. I can believe you took more than 1:00 if your disabled or under 10 XD just kidding but my record is 30 seconds you should practice jumping accuracy

[zoo1619]

@Zetanor how woud you know all i did was go through the tunnel without reading jump up on to the bricks grab the torch hit the chandeler and watch the boss die. BTW if you can't do that in -2:00you suck

[thefal]

I would get it if someone wouldn't know how to beat the boss..except the TITLE OF THE GAME tells you how to beat it. How can anyone still say that 3 minutes is a record of sorts? First time I played it, it was over in a minute, sjeesh

[Zetanor]

@thefal Wow you must be pro why don't you get your own brand of hardware like Fatal1ty?

[Awhaleable]

this is so awesome. you should reupload it with better quality!

[LilDray777]

dude this should only take like 30 seconds =.=

[iPodTouchTapp]

LOL =D

[seanpdpd]

omf haha i hope this is a joke

[Epsilon3311]

Oh god, that was painful to watch

[Zetanor]

I feel for you.

[erebuslol]

noooo! why didn't you include the song?! :O

[flavoredwallpaper]

HOW IS BURNING THE ROPE DOES I?!?!

[kevmaster09]

please i need cheats i cant pass that giant boss

[mikester788]

wow you realy suck at this game you should go die in a hole you fucking fag

[cloudtail65536]

I think the best speedruns possible are around 24 seconds.

[Hydr312]

haha noob

[Jauune]

I do in like 30 sec or less

Its not hard,burn the rope !

[TheToastinater]

Wow... I beat this in about 50 seconds!

[pieopolis2424]

i tried to beat your time....ive been play for an hour and a half, and i keep forgetting about the rope and pressing f7 doesnt kill the monster no matter how many times i press it, its so frustrating

[kick52]

Nice speedrun, we should be able to go for sub-2 min if we can figure out to beat the boss faster!

[iceygirl505]

WOW, your really good. It took me the whooooole afternoon.

[thejoshanater]

omg it took me two and a half hours to beat this game, you truely have overcome the difficult of climbing the stairs. How do you make him jump so somtimes high is it a glich.

[PetercAW]

lol@you failing on purpose

[VemundVR]

Its NOT hard noob. I can do it in 60 secs... -.- Maybe 40

[VemundVR]

Hahaha noob I own u I manage in 60 secs rly sorry

[AerialBlast]

Aha! La-Mulana at the end!

[Pauzle]

Aww, I was so close to beating your time of 2 minutes and 47 seconds! I got to 3 minutes and 14 seconds once, but I decided to just give up after 26 futile attempts.

[Pauzle]

Aww, I was so close to beating your time of 2 minutes and 47 seconds! The closest I got was 3 minutes and 14 seconds, but I just decided to give up after 26 tries.

[Apoc2K]

Wait? So the trick is to burn the rope? How the heck was I suposed to know that!

[Christiaan33]

pro

[Asztalot]

Like most dedicated players, I've got down to about 5 minutes, but there's just some kind of invisible barrier I can't overcome. Nice work.

Does anyone know if there's any upcoming tournaments in the UK? I haven't heard anything for a while, and I can't find any info on the website. :(

[RickRoller9001]

Your views. They're over 9000.

[spikeymike07]

ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!(dbz.lol)

[about36wolves]

its funny that you say that, because im good at everything i do.

[about36wolves]

umm...

i just played this game for the first time. and i beat it in like 40 seconds. its truly not that hard. its quite obvious actually.

[Zetanor]

Are you kidding me? Because if you are, you're really good at kidding me.

[themantis98]

This game is SOOOO hard I still havnt beaten it

[Dizzy0ner]

that's obviously not possible :|

[smokeytuesday]

dude, at 1:17 when you got trapped on the stair, i know how frustrating that is. that happens to me all the time, i cant believe you did it in UNDER THREE MINUTES!!!!!!

it normally takes me about 5 minutes to get to the boss. that is one tough game man, but you beat it like a pro.

[Megalulbuckets]

I fap'd to how pro this guy is.

It normally takes me 7 minutes, 5 if I'm playing hardcore.

[LachrymoseQQ]

i don't know what's funnier... this game, or the fact that people don't realize it's just a joke..

/facepalm

[LachrymoseQQ]

i don't know what's funnier.. this game, or the fact that people don't realize it's a joke..

/facepalm

[kingsman170]

It took me 20 years to beat that boss. But then I finally burned the rope and saved us all!

[1awesomemans1]

At 2:08

Sir, your rope burning skills are truly unmatched.

[iceygirl505]

yes

[dtayl93]

that took forever, how come it takes you so many go's to jump up to stuff?

[erebuslol]

seriously! please say u r kidding! PLEASE

[djrools]

... why does it take so long for everyone to beat this game. it is stupid u just jump up the tunnel to the top, get a torch, burn the rope, GASP...takes soooooooo long, doesnt it......

[Zetanor]

You're so stupid it's not even funny.

[MarsellusWallace]

Way to completely miss the whole point of the video.

[zuhane]

Many people fail to see the humour in this video!

[Vathain]

The axe-jump combo prowess you showed at the end was amazing.  I have never seen someone with that kind of concentration. Three minute boss fight? That's unheard of.

[DjWreckMix]

Now your a hero.

[n1vRuC]

You really great gamer.

I can`t beat that grinning colossus anyway!

And you beat it just in 3 minutes!

Burn that rope to kill hime?

Wow! Who can Imagine it!

[letionbard]

Wow! You defeat that boss?

Burn that rope is only way to kill him?!

Amazing! Who Can Imagine it!

You Great gamer ever!!!

[Zetanor]

Wow stop commenting.

[letionbard]

oops. I think my comment is not posted.

Sorry :)

[letionbard]

What...? You defeat it?! And in 3 minutes?!!

To kill I have to burn that rope!

Who can Imagine!!

But I will shorter your record, Remember.

I will do it in 2:30!!

[letionbard]

You really great gamer.

I can`t beat that grinning colossus anyway!

And you beat it just in 3 minutes!

Burn that rope to kill hime?

Wow! Who can Imagine it!

[letionbard]

You really great!

I always can`t beat grinning colossus!

And you beat it just in 3 minutes!

Burn that rope to kill him? Wow, Who imagine!

[vtrickzv]

Dude... wow is that the world record? I'm still stuck in the tunnel where you have to jump over that first wall and I can't seem to make it over. Any tips?

[SugarofChocolate]

I did it in 1 min 36

[serendib7]

LOL, a speed run with you jumping into a wall for 10 seconds, then missing the rope 3 times with the fire.

I've never even played the game, but why post this?

[Zetanor]

First of all: congratulations on one of the few well-written comments I've ever received on YouTube.

Now about your question, there are two reasons why I posted this video. The first one is parody. On YouTube, users post 'speed runs' of equivalent quality for other games, as if they did not know what a speed run was.

The second reason is because I just love the comments I get on pointless/misleading uploads. If you don't see what I'm talking about, take a look at my 'HALF-LIFE 3 TRAILER' video.

[serendib7]

Well played, sir

[blootube360]

i can beat that WAAAYYYYYYYYY faster

[Zetanor]

Hey, you're 15.

[erebuslol]

I can beat YOU waaay faster in the face, because obviously you are really really stupid, so you wound't notice my fist :D

Sorry, i just can't believe that ppl DON'T get this! :D OMG!

[Zetanor]

No you can't I hold the world record.

[erebuslol]

the record to what? you realize that my comment was to Blootube360 right?

[Zetanor]

You realize that I didn't talk about recording anything right?

[erebuslol]

Yes :D i know... but why do ppl think you are serious in this video...? :P

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[CriminalTaco]

im 11

[CriminalTaco]

omg, i hope u no its alot simpler, i can beat tis game in a few seconds

[Zetanor]

And you're 14.

[erebuslol]

omg! Please don't be this stupid! OMG PLEASE say your joking!

[TD4WD]

HAXX0R!

[Hockster00]

Man you are Good! Are you sure you arn't cheating?

[Swindler2002]

That is so pathetically hilarious.

[tigerboyPT]

true, this video is so stupid, three minutes to finish this damn game O.o

Zetanor, now you're a hero... (not!)

[hrexbasteq]

lol how stupid some ppl r, n record dude ;D

[masterbeta6969]

Horrible speed. Took me less than a second to beat this damn game.

[Zetanor]

Except that's impossible. Die in a fire. Thank you.

[masterbeta6969]

Except you suck at games. Die in a fire. Thank you.

[Zetanor]

Itty bitty baby can't take satire.

[masterbeta6969]

Itty bitty bitch can't take the truth.

[Zetanor]

What exactly are you talking about?

[lesconrads]

oh my god... you HAVE to see, that he preteded to be so bad :\

it is so sad, that so many people don't see such things

[shiftrod]

I would bet on itty bitty boat.

[KingOfKatamari]

I don't believe it!

[Hockster00]

HABEB IT!

[NewNewNewOne]

damn, that that quick man good job

I'm still trying to complete it.

[Zetanor]

I'm writing a walktrough, you'll be able to buy it for $19,99 (USD that is).

[NewNewNewOne]

Yeah, i may have too invest in that walkthrough.

I'm so distraught by this game that it seems to have affected my grammar >_>

[henry5252515]

lol the game is called you have to burn the rope...

so BURN THE FUCKING ROPE...

[jumbakadabi]

lol, ok so first of all the only objective is to burn the rope. second, if you wanna jump higher hold the jump key instead of just pressing it :)

[Rayquaza911]

Learn to jump.... Idid it in 29.68 seconds, you're the hacker for having that time :D

[Zetanor]

You suck at video games.

[K0rpz]

lol... that was slow! read the directions of the beginning of the game xD. and DecemberFlower I beat your game by 2 SECONDS hahahahahah joking. The game is incredibly simple.

[Zetanor]

What?!?!?"!?"?!?"??/&&/&/&

[Bracebreaker]

Lol you're the king, man.

[Apocryphite]

Damn, I though my 5:24 speedrun was the world record :(

[tilly1995]

BEST GAME EVER MADE

[xDecemberFlower]

HA! after hours of trying, i just beat your record by 3 SECONDS

[Zetanor]

No you didn't. Unless you used hacks. Filthy hacker.

[sdg1997]

lol i beat it in 30 seconds

[Zetanor]

Yeah you're a hacker too.

[Simsarmy]

Brilliant! Your video is very clever, it's a shame there is plenty of idiots out their that can't understand subtle humour.

Kudos on your video, and relenting patience with all these comments.

[SpeedofSilver]

Best. Game. EVER.

[Zetanor]

YOU COULD READ IT IN MY MIND?

[Dudeia]

It's wasn't out in 1982.....

[Kesuli]

This is shittest video ever.

[Zetanor]

Nope.

[Mikelo1989]

OMG WHT A GREAT BATTLE I ALREDY THOUGH U WILL DIE AND THEN IN LAST SECONDS YOU MADE IS IT

wow im realyy impresed

plz let me be your padawan so one day i may reach your level

master

[yontu135]

u suck at jumping =D

[Zetanor]

u suck at irony =D

[cubbyfreak00]

Top score...

[ChainsawGuy42]

that was the most epic video i have ever laid my eyes on.

[Rhino1004]

Oh, so you were faking it was hard? At least have some terrible grammar while you're at it. You'll get more laughs and less insults. MUCH less insults.

[Zetanor]

See my other videos.

[Almaxaquattl]

Amazing! I mean under 3! Damn, I still fight to beat the "under 50 minutes" record.. How long have you been playing?

[Zetanor]

I've been training since 1982.

[yeorgemyster]

AYYY....

Anywhere in the game, right click, and it has the 4th rule thing.

[adamside]

the retard are out in these comments alright. look you dumb fucks its a thing called irony look it up it more suttle than "omg dicks" that you're probibly used to laughing at. he knows its an easy game and faked finding it hard for a joke. got it? good, now fuck off

[IFORGOTMYLEGS]

with great shame and dishonour i confess: I lol'd

[plokmijn47]

actually quite frankly u were close with the gta 4 thing, i play gran turismo 4 tho, i will have gta 4 soon tho, also, zetanor, you fail at youtube, you ar ehorrible at lieing, and you have no ide what irony is , 90% of people beat it in less then 1 minute on their first run, really, i have facts, this was made as a joke to be easy, make a youtube video that gets famous for people that like it, if u didnt use multiple accounts for those other comments, 4chan probably did it, got ur hopes up huh?

[Zetanor]

What are you talking about? I only have one YouTube account. Even if I did have other accounts, why would I waste my time 'downvoting' your comments that I simply could have refused or removed? Y'know, maybe the small portion of sane people on YouTube understood that my video wasn't made to be a so-called "quick run". Yeah, I think that's it.

[adamside]

trust me fag 4chan would get this. and no, before you say, im not zetanor never met the guy but i do think he has better understanding of humor than you ever will so i am going to defend him for his work

[Sedinius]

Having problems to jump onto the first platform... and you call it quickrun?

Fail.

[Zetanor]

Having problems to comprehend irony?

Fail.

[plokmijn47]

what does that have to do with irony?

[Butters1470]

it took you 3 minutes to do a game that i saw someone do in 1 minute lol quickrun. lmao.

[Zetanor]

Yeah, sure.

[Blink182michael]

Wow who was that blur! Seriously I could complete this in 30 seconds!

[Zetanor]

No you can't.

[tigerman615]

actually yes you can its such an easy game

[AnimatorAxelorator]

I did it in less than one minute. =/

[adamside]

I bet plokmijn47 is one of those kids who plays GTA4 multi-player and introduces them selves with "yo bitchs"

[Zetanor]

I bet plokmijn47 is one of those kids who play GTA4.

[Hookah1388]

Nice try, you're fake.

[katid09]

Who would of thought you had to burn the rope!!

Ugh, I'm so stupid.

[xPostPwnedx]

HOLY SHIT! Dude that was crazy! It took me forever to kill the Grinning Colossus. The tunnels alone took me at least 15 minutes to beat. Props.

[chamil1]

Dude? Can you teach me? Walkthrough pl0x? I went to a tournament in New York City and I'm not nearly as good as you. Wow. help me please?

[Shnarfl]

"Jump, Kirby, jump! Dang it!"

[plokmijn47]

wow , i see you know ho wto make multiple youtube accounts to make retarded comments, also, i find it ironic the way people thumbs down the true comments, and thumbs up the comments obviously made bye you, practise nothing bullshit, if u really did practice every day, you would already know what to do , it wouldnt take you over 2 minutes, also there are no tournaments for this game, so stop being so serious in your comments this game is not hard, it was made as a joke because its so easy

[Zetanor]

"i see you know ho wto make multiple youtube accounts"

Yeah, I know how. Log off, sign up and that's it. Too bad I didn't make any other accounts.

Also, after reading your comments and watching your video, I've been wondering: How old are you?

[plokmijn47]

13, how old r u making random pointless videos, the reason its obvious that u made the comments is because with all seriousness, every person that played this game bet it in under 1:30 seconds, because they made it easy, and obvious what to do

[Zetanor]

Oh, that's why. Watch the video again in, say, 3 years.

[KurosenvsGrither]

Wow, that is freaking amazing. If only I had that kind of skill. I was playing like mad for about 5 hours straight when I finally got it!!! Oh, and my hit points were already so pathetic. Only man, it took me forever to make that last jump for the ***SPOILER ALERT*** rope burning

[roon42]

oh you have to burn the rope?

[roon42]

hahahaha fuckin awesome

[lizardogre]

Pissed myself.

[MEKofTheMEKkingdom]

Totally awesome speed run of the hardest game of all time, well down! I thought no one else could get past those tunnels, I felt like the only guy to have ever done that ever, well done =D

[RyanPridgeon]

Are you lot actually being serious? Idk, sarcasm doesnt come across well on the internet. I burnt the rope without even getting hurt first time xDlol

[zikten]

wow... that was impressive. My first playthrough I think it take me like 3 hours. That game is HARD!

[ValorLord]

just grab a torch and burn the rope and crush him with the chanlaleer. beat in in four seconds

[sebrules]

ohhh you have to burn the rope !! man wtf why didn't i think of that

i've been trying to beat this shit for hella days

[Saturn2888]

Since you can't die, you tried just mashing on the attack button?

[JBLanteigne]

lol awesome

[TheKnightOfNee]

That first jump is hard as hell. Props for making it so quickly.

[Zetanor]

Ah! Finally a sane commenter.

[plokmijn47]

hold the jump button fuck face

[bioshockgamer]

that doesn't even look impressive at all.

[bioshockgamer]

on my first try i beat it in like 25 seconds

[MannyAlex2]

waz this your first run with out knowing how to play because tht would be impresive because i played it for the first time 2day and beat it in like 1 minute but thts only because i knew wat to do

[mainscarface413]

omg!!!!! this was the easyest game ive ever played literaly beat it in 12 seconds when the doors came down

[holyhandgrenade105]

I did this in like 10 seconds

[Zetanor]

Sure, except that's impossible.

[HEATSEEKER911]

lol u have to practice?? i got this game in under 3 minutes!

[Zetanor]

Yeah, sure.

[HEATSEEKER911]

thats the easiest game ever!! all i did was jump and i got the fire and i was like "oh i see now" and i burnt the rope like that

[jelmerdebom]

i had to practice like 2 months, playing 21 hours a day to beat this game in less than 15 minutes...

AND YOU DID IT IN ONLY 3 MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!!!

:O:O:O:O how did you do it?????? and how long did you have to practice???

[Zetanor]

I've been participating in tournaments all over the world for years.

[jelmerdebom]

with a lot of watching from your video i finally managed to do it under 5 minutes... check the video response

thank you sooo much for this speedrun walktrough!!!!

[celdamage9]

I played this game for the first time, coz someone recommended it to me, i fired it up, beat it on my first shot and said "What the fuck was that shit"

[funkysmurf12345]

omg nice my best is like 5 minutes. how long did you have to practice???

[Familyd00d]

Damn, i only beat this in roughly 43 hours, constant play.(i did not leave my computer once...)

Way to go on 3 minutes!

[LaoshRa]

omg awesome, how many years did you have to practise?

[kori360]

YOU SUCK AT THIS!

[Zetanor]

What's your problem, kid? It's not like you could do any better.