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i have the same phone

alexjustalex1 3 years ago

thi guy is the best, and hes scottish, not american, he might live in america though

DavidDude96 4 years ago

waw you're freakin funny you chube

slovenck456 4 years ago

How can you not know he suffers from vaginal dryness? rofl.

allenc0 4 years ago

dude, ur videos rock xD! The yellow wall just adds to the funny =D.

MrTaco122 4 years ago

frickin irish or scott , idk

peschomd 4 years ago

Scottish.

rjport 4 years ago

HAHAHA NICE, 1.6 dollars, very nice hehe

cloudcloner 4 years ago

I love you.

RobisTall 4 years ago

I love the YELLOW jacket in front of the YELLOW wall. It looks so much like "you shouldn't do it" that I'm glad you did! Hahaha - Funny in a thinking mans sort of way, I think... (I'll have to think about that)

VimisiDigitalMedia 4 years ago

You're great xD

It looked random in some places, but I like randomness.

^^

Fennexerd 4 years ago

He is scottish, its not intended, its just funny.

So quit pointing it out, everyone with a brain knows.

Alaskara 4 years ago

haha! They really ought to pay you.

OCGirl521 4 years ago

Pretty amusing :)

jnoort 5 years ago

If its not Scottish its CLRAP!

jungletekno 5 years ago

and talking about things in a slightly, over, enunciated, manner

lawl

rdwllfrk13 5 years ago

hey man nice flesh tunnel =D

even better that ur scottish like me!!!!

EmzoXxXrawrXxX 5 years ago

you know this show wouldn't be as good if you didn't have the scottish accent

pfaffanator 5 years ago

Get an omni directional mic you prat. You clearly know how to use the internet and you'll be able to find one for 20 of your "American bucks". That's about £10 if you remember home. Talk about shart arms, deep pockets. It goes to prove you can take the man out of Scotland but you can't take the Scot out of the man.

Eggy777 5 years ago

hehe

RandomCrapMan 5 years ago

hahahah dear god he's funny.

MrCharming123 5 years ago

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lookce 5 years ago

Good now I'm all informed about everyone's situation.

starmist1 5 years ago

your right! I'm from Scotlan

tictixtiv 5 years ago

omg thats awesome...and i know i read saw that i couldnt believe it...google must be making a killing on this site if there willing to fork over a little bit of money (just a tad) and thats too bad for P.Diddys problem..(yeah right)..haha funny funny

mystermatt15 5 years ago

your scottish?! no way?! haha i honestly didn't know!! me too =D

rockyersocks 5 years ago

Maybe you should change the name to MarkDaySITUATIONComedy, eh? Love your odd humor!

biggahthebettah 5 years ago

"Frankley my situation doesn't need moisturization". I Would hope it doesn't. Very Funny

Akookoo91 5 years ago

lol

mpppmppp 5 years ago

LOL!!!!

wolfindeath 5 years ago

I liked your description of yourself. I also like the part in which you appear to be talking to a clone of yourself.

Americanized2 5 years ago

yeah. i was wrong about you.. you're awfully fuckin funny.

djhobbes 5 years ago

Ah, screw it. Send them in!

subslaytanic 5 years ago

Nice LMAO

TEATINE1 5 years ago

haha

at first, i was like "isn't it 1.6 MILLION dollars?"

rachaelberri 5 years ago

1.65 billion

spazyk 5 years ago

Love the 72 virgin story.

shizuyuki 5 years ago

Heres an equation for u, MarkDay=ComicGenious

lazyLAY0UT 5 years ago

haah this was the best one other than the bomb jokes that one really ticked it. :3

stickymonster 5 years ago

Mark day Comedy haha you rock!

Adam99tso 5 years ago

lol hes reminds me of shrek ? lol dunno why ...xxx

BLaCkEyeliNerrOcKS 5 years ago

maybe the accent, dumbass.

edgesofsobriety 5 years ago

well obviously that...but sumthing else 2 lol ...'dumbass'

BLaCkEyeliNerrOcKS 5 years ago

The accent maybe?

...

gremlindemonluver 5 years ago

lol yeah i know i wasnt takin it 2 heart just callin u a dumbass bk lol ...jks...xxx

BLaCkEyeliNerrOcKS 5 years ago

LMAO Heys Such A Ledgend! Funny As!

shredtheibanez 5 years ago

really 1.65 billion?!

nothingez 5 years ago

Hehe, excellent ^_^. My uncle is called Mark Day O.o

DayjoAspenInc 5 years ago

hay dippo it's 1.65 BILLION!

shalyn243 5 years ago

hey asshat he says it near the end watch the whole video!

Metallica51 5 years ago

It's a JOKE.

gremlindemonluver 5 years ago

ha ha ha, how does the porn find its way?

does georgie give directions at the forks in the road?

Kiphz 5 years ago

Hahaha! Oh man, lay it down, lay it down! XD

CoffeeMonkee 5 years ago

lmao so freakin true

MajorDestruction 5 years ago

XD

no words... sorry just laughs

Rimpala 5 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH OMG XD

zApalot81 5 years ago

Wow, sublimerrule, you a fag with no friends, and probable a fat guy in a room who is half chinise and thinks he is smart and awesome. Well listen to this sublimerrule, you think you could do better n00b? Didn't think so, now cuddle back into your fattie hut, fattie. NICE ONE MARK! KEEP IT UP! LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!

Alaskara 5 years ago

*hugs*

hatoruchao 5 years ago

lol shut up fatass and go eat a bowl of self esteem...or 10

TheGreatPyro 5 years ago

Lol, heh, learn grammar before you insalt 12 year old.

Alaskara 5 years ago

learn to spell before you comment on peoples grammer... its insult.

DansPlan 5 years ago

Grammar*

FrapEm 5 years ago

lol

nice 1

the part with the dollars made me laugh ^^"

CloudFilth 5 years ago

72 is an even number...not an odd number, but you're right, it is an odd number.

jboldery 5 years ago

Funny stuff, keep up the great work!

Neonman78 5 years ago

boring!!!!

russell6168 5 years ago

I love you XD

InsomiacProductions 5 years ago

clearly all the people who typed posotive comments on this video have at most HALF the brain capacity if not less than mark day (who by my calculation has the brain capacity of a small ocean seal) get a job mate...

sublimerule 5 years ago

Your not scottish, dont fake it.

Nikolidas 5 years ago

hahahaha aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh srry i laughed my spleen out really

undefiend000 5 years ago

lol they way you described yourself almost made me crap myself

pistolfied 5 years ago

Sean P Diddy Colmes suffers from vaginal dryness?

Baulders 5 years ago

you are the shiznit, love your comedy!!

Nessarose 5 years ago

you're so cool!!!

anarchicdude3 5 years ago

u gotta cum professinal

kalim93 5 years ago

Love it!rotflmbo

yipple18 5 years ago

my gawd i cryed laughing x

Alexandraoxo 5 years ago

Mark Day you are hot... are you married?

fabmzbrie 5 years ago

OMG you are totally awesome lol

xxJacksterxx 5 years ago

"as you may have hoaored.." ah i love the accent

bonzo21290 5 years ago

LOLOLOLOL

Mike709 5 years ago

You need a smiley intervention cup

rumblechick 5 years ago

lol ya

Mike709 5 years ago

Hey MarkDayComedy, you're videos are fantastic. Keep up the good work!

CountOnMeeee 5 years ago

"You can buy and sell Wynona Rider 1.6 billion times over, I think you'll find."

Xbogey 5 years ago

best thing since billy conelly

doyle92 5 years ago

yep... loving it... you sound like grep hempill in chewin the fat when hes talking about the courts in this, just the way you over-pronounciate everything lol and your scottsih!!! YUSSS!

RandomVideosInc 5 years ago

Hahaha. . . fuckin marvelous.

~Peace.

ElThew 5 years ago

XD Youre awesome

mysticknightskeale 5 years ago

i live in scotland and u are great u could br just as good as billy connely

stu576 5 years ago

At 1:23 I love your jacket! And I love that yellow wall to! And yea, I pretty much love all your vids and I thought I'd just post. From a big fan!

thefriendlywolf 5 years ago

It takes a minute for these skits to grow on you, but you can't stop watching, and after a few, you don't know why you would ever want to stop watching.

rorykl 5 years ago

You sir, win. You rule.

RyandSmith 5 years ago

LOL

pokemonmatt1365 5 years ago

idiot he didnt forget he just wanted to make it funnier in which he succeeded

lovage96 5 years ago

I'm sure it just slipped his mind.

slidefacekill 5 years ago

lol...

i actually thought they bought youtube for a dollar sixty XD

NightShade2006 5 years ago

lmao these videos always make me fall over laughing.=D

inuchick4 5 years ago

there was no red thing this time

ShokanPower 5 years ago

The dell laptop 1 is probobly 1 of the best :D

CheeseBiskit 5 years ago

lol. you're videos. are.. pretty funny. but pointless =] vaginal dryness. wow.

nikktizzle2 5 years ago

You somehow remind me of DR.Evil XD

M1CHA3LG 5 years ago

eating some jerky! hahaha

aishingioro 5 years ago

LOl that was great

fluffypeacocks 5 years ago

vaginal dryness!!! baaaahahahahahahahaaa!!! you're hilarious man

AmbiEdano 5 years ago

lol! this is soo funny.

and really LOLed.:D

babygirllllll 5 years ago

LMAO!!!! man im sitting watching this vid with my bro...and hes eating some jerky....the moment you said the words "vaginal dryness" my screen was covered in half chewed meat XD LMAO!!!!

martief1st 5 years ago

lol :P

SH87 5 years ago

hahahaha nice, i liked it

Fingers56 5 years ago

ha he is scottish

CadianKasrkin 5 years ago

you're a freak but I like the yellow wall...

1neversaynever1 5 years ago

lmao porn magnet

DeathWise12 5 years ago

Yeah, you need a TV show

halftrak 5 years ago

you used that joke in another video! ahahha

hihi909 5 years ago

You sound like shrek. I like it.

Sammiiex 5 years ago

if you had a daytime tv show i would watch it religiously.

euromk1s 5 years ago

" 72 isent odd..36x2 = 72" - He meant its odd as in weird

hornseaguy 5 years ago

Hahaha, so funny. Rofl love itttt! I added you on myspace. Rofl You're so funny.

Valaitis 5 years ago

your voice makes everything funny Good Job

SmokeythePirate 5 years ago

frankly my situation doesnt need mosturization LMAO

tarasDarknight 5 years ago

Propper Billy Connely

bennettbuzz 5 years ago

lol, 1.6 dollors, i actually beleived you for a min there, lmao

TaYloR360 5 years ago

watch the 72 virgin one, you twit :P

Necrocide666Desitin 5 years ago

72 isent odd..36x2 = 72

gameking438 5 years ago

He means odd, as in "weird" or "strange".

randomfangirl 5 years ago

hahahhaa!! ace!

kodomojanai 5 years ago

haha ace!

AllThatRemains777 5 years ago

always making me laugh

jbmusic4life 5 years ago

lol

crissybb03 5 years ago

You are hilarious. Keep up the good work.

ImAlwaysR1ght 5 years ago

you chube lol

Thickestllama 5 years ago

frankly my situation does not need mosturization

Tonyp8 5 years ago

Cool !

tommy383 5 years ago

sweet accent but your not really funny at all, get something we'll be interested in listening to

SkeezWax 5 years ago

totaly awesome xd

madryan 5 years ago

ye i agree, your not that funny buddy, good ideas though, if you practice you can make a slight improvement. GL bro!

Pander101 5 years ago

Nice!

oo651 5 years ago

hehe

RestiRules 5 years ago

guy is a legend funny as fuck

voxx666 5 years ago

HAHA!! brilliant!!

Evanescenceroxx 5 years ago

YESYES!!

madchaz 5 years ago

haha i thought it was entertaining :D

Rochey93 5 years ago

XD, well it was certainly interesting.

anarchicmoon 5 years ago

i don't think you're funny either

XPQJR 5 years ago

i dont think your funny

jezellis 5 years ago

Okay Billy.

Tranchera 5 years ago

haha kick ass

laughatmeDOTnet 5 years ago

weird dialect, scottish dialect is kinda weird/funny.

krabonq 5 years ago

yassss! deyr scottish go da scots lol

xsallyx4444 5 years ago

i didnt get it

paintballs132 5 years ago

wtf

Arbrackin 5 years ago

lol im scotish lol funny shit

mussieskater 5 years ago

haha

QuintinBarry 5 years ago

lol so dumb but so hillarous

jeremybennett2005 5 years ago

This is damn funny.

CapnKimmy 5 years ago

Heh Nice.Since theres no restrictions realy to submit a video these kinds are getting hard to find good work

Mipit 5 years ago

lmfaoo i love this guy, he's soo funny.!

Tawnyyx3 5 years ago

Lol best vid ive seen on here in a while, good stuff bud !!!

ilovejess4eva 5 years ago

lol nice m8

killallneds 5 years ago

what brand is the tee u wear in scene 02:05?

maybe "think"?

AgentK17 5 years ago

I wonder. Why do you cut your vid's up so much? Can't you speak one full sentence without making a cut? And why do you cut when you do, and not sooner? That would've been a bag of fun to watch!

kebmann 5 years ago