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  • I'd bite you too if you made that face at me.LOL

  • thats not a black mamba

    a real black mamba is the fastest snake in the wild and one of the most venomus snakes

    and it would kill you in 10 minutes

  • LMFAO'd at the expression on your face when he bit you the first time. xD Good video. Screw all the haters lol.

  • @aunyei thanks. Apparently you get it. "haters" yes - they hide behind the internet so they don't have to face their accuser!

  • Go die you cock head

  • @MultiAnimalChannel Dad is that you? No, then who? Did I get you upset because you thought someone would be foolish enough to get bite by a black mamba? Please do elaborate on your choice of words of great speaker. Was it directed at me?- If so, please explain your reasoning for such choice words. Please help us all understand your "thought process".

  • @ToddRowley Are you retarded ? Thought so.

  • hahahaah this was funny as shit

  • Nobody seems to have a sense of humor here. Sad.

  • @Defenseman619 They do and I enjoy them very much. The view that don't have humor is because they want everyone else to feel how they do. I won't do that. Thanks and enjoy a fun life.

  • haha he deserved it should not of held it in the 1st place stupid

  • @TheK4zza maybe, just maybe you're right. Thanks for viewing.

  • :)

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  • @nocokey Przepraszam! Czy mozesa to powtorzyc? or better yet..Learn to type a proper sentence. Thanks and hugs not drugs and maybe even less breakdancing too. :-)

  • Epic scream.

  • @bkpaal Your the asshole, being white has nothing to do with the reason you don't like this video. You are just pissed your tiny dick mind didn't realize it was a black racer before the jig was up, idiot.

  • Hilarious and informative!

  • @PsychoticExxotics dumb ass its not a black mamba

  • fucking white ass holes

    

  • @bkpaal  looks like this little mind has been learning new words again!...Mom is that you? I told you not to talk with me on youtube just call me with you wish send me your supportive words. Thanks.

    Also, even though were from the same continent doesn't mean you have to be rude about it. Hugs not drugs.

  • We never think to how snakes survive after biting too stupid human ! when an innocent snake bites such a con , what happens to the snake ? If he gets poisoned by the stupidity venom running with the blood of all the " chief Rowleys" , he will die starving , too stupid to be able catch it's prays . Honnest snakes do not deserve such a crual fate.

  • @BOOOZB wow, all that text for me?! I am impressed. Merci beaucoup

  • @ToddRowley I am very sorry : first I have been believing it was a true mamba , and i felt little unhappy to be conned but of course I was kidding . It needs so few Black Mamba venom to kill a guy when far from any medical help. I swear I believe you havn't a poisonnous bite and anyway we don't watch you biting your poor innocent ophidian victim .

  • @BOOOZB actually I have been bitten 3 times in my 20+ years working with snakes with VENOMOUS snakes. Well over 500 by non-venomous snakes. I am currently 8years 2 months Venom-Free.

  • don't quite your day job

  • @TheJcreg

    "Quit", smartass.

  • people chill out he's just makin good video's so people can enjoy...i think this guy is funny as hell man keep up the good video's

  • @bboyhex726 I agree, some people just have a spur in their shorts! Thanks for viewing.

  • @ToddRowley UR VERY WELCOME

  • if it was a black mamba they would be rushing to the er

  • Keep it up with the comic relief. I nearly pissed myself when you screamed the first time. XD

  • @ANR052386  Thanks. Is it okay if I get the same reaction when I watch it as well? :) Thanks again.

  • Obviously its not a black mamba. This shit is funny btw.

  • its obviously a black racer because the mamba is a whitish gray. its eaz

  • Wish it was a Black Mamba

  • Black Mumbas are only called black because of the colour of their mouth... they're actually normally a grey colour..... Although they can vary... But trust me, if he'd been bit by a black mumba, he'd not be talking about it, or letting it do it again!!!!!!!!

  • hahahahahahahaha

  • Black mambas kill in 15 min

  • to bad black mambas are about 6 feet longer and have white stomics

  • Too bad that it wasn't a Black Mamba.

  • @TheIceclopsCave well at least you either watched teh video or read the other posts. Either way - you are correct if it was a black mamba..I don't think I would have posted any more videos after that.

  • this guy needs a bite from a taipan never take steve Irwin's name or caricature in vain......... AUSSIE PRIDE!!!

  • @kats4226 you may wish to revisit the definition of Pride and while you are at it, look up spoof, funny and anything else. If you honestly think this is in vain, then you have no idea i sent other vids to him when he was ALIVE. Yep, and I'd have no problem doing it again if the Great S.E. was still alive. Thanks for viewing and you don't speak for all Aussies and no true Aussie would hope another person to be bit by a taipan. :)

  • you are stupid im 13 and i know what a blackmamba looks like

  • @onleyGod did I already respond to this comment? If I didn't then you may wish to actually watch the whole vidoe then little guy!

  • hahaha stop at 0:36!

  • I found this so bluddy funny!

  • thats a black rat snake you dumb ass

  • @boxingkid33 tell you what there KID. It's a BLACK RACER not a black rat. AND if you took the time to watch the video I actually tell what it is. So, with that said. who's the dumb *ss now? Doesn't help the animal lovers out there when you ASSUme but good luck with the turtle up keep and such anyway.

  • @boxingkid33 ur the dub ass u twat he is faking it for the laugh if that was a mamba he would have left it n ran to hospital u = retarded :@

  • @boxingkid33 No its a black racer....dumb ass

  • @boxingkid33 he's also making a parody video....dumb ass

  • @boxingkid33 shut the fuck up hes fucking around i think he knows what it is go die in a hole...douche bag

  • @str567z I cannot agee on the language used but will 100% agree to "I think he knows what it is". Thanks for the support.

  • black mama=ba is the secound poisonis snake in the world so he would be dead in 10-20 min

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  • to all who care this guy is very expirenced over 20 years and he woldunt pull a dangerous stunt also i bet 99.9% who put bad comments woudunt get near a snake.

  • @mustangnagy I agree! thanks for the support there you ever you are that I have no idea who you are and we never met or went camping or stuff like that.... :) I am sure there is an App for that too.

  • stop at 1:07 ... just look at his face ... stare at it a bit ... almost scarier than the snake

  • thats not a black mamba

    

  • This Is Hilarious....Loves It!! <3

  • bad to try to fool people not fun at all....if u do that with a black Mamba all now u will be dead....

  • @mrjian2hot4u very good chance i would be but I am not that stupid to do that I only act stupid. Thanks for viewing.

  • hahaha i love how he screams lol

  • Funny video, I get a good chuckle every time i see it

  • @Parisange1 thank for your comment. Is it wrong it this is my favorite video as well?

  • @ToddRowley u are an idiot making fun of Steve Irwin R.I.P

  • @manikaran007 wow, really?! you call me an "idiot" for making fun of him. Apparently you don't know the difference between the two you let you first impression go with it. Sorry that you ASSumed in this like several others have but hey, who am I to judge?- I won't. Thanks for viewing regardless.

  • @ToddRowley Hey Red Neck I'm not assuming nothing its the fact and your acting exactly like him, how dumb do you think we are?????

  • @manikaran007 well if the cowboy boot I am wearing fits, and fits only you then...well....you know...and once again I will not be calling you any names. Have a wonderful and Blessed day the same.

  • @ToddRowley hey white trash stfu and stop talking u dodge ram pickup driver.

  • @manikaran007 looks like I got my self a FAN. and I do love my dodge pick up truck.

  • @ToddRowley imma ignore u Billy, from Birmingham Alabama. Your very immature.

  • halarious dude lol

    

  • That's a black rat snake

  • @DeadlyGecko99 it's a black racer. Black rats wouldn't be so "flat black" shiney.. black rat have keeled scales. Thanks for viewing.

  • That isn't a black mamba, you'd be writhing in pain after it bit you. Also, black mamba's aren't actually black, they're named that because of their black mouths.

  • Crikey, what a great video!  Nice snakey, snakey!

  • @jensmom604  thanks

  • soooooo much funny than discovery channel jajaja. Nice work dude

  • haha

  • If this is a Mamba I am president Obama!!!

  • @643bigben President Mamba? Or President Black Racer - which is clearly stated at the end but I think you figured that out already.

  • ''it troid to boite may!"'

  • Nice work, I am working on population modelling of keelbacks, a rather distant relative of racers in Thailand. They tend to be far more aggressive than their venomous counterparts when removing from funnel traps. Anyway...you did not injure the snake, nobody is the worse for wear, the snake learned to avoid humans and you made me laugh, nice work.

  • @TheWoltCanada thank you. I like the way you put it without being rude. Thanks

  • @ToddRowley No worries, continue educating people please,

  • U really r a blank. One sec. one expects to view a herpatologist, it results in some dick devoid of any respect for wildlife. Crikey !!! a biped mental-defective.

  • @Mr87stuka wow, thanks for your kind words. Considering you didn't do you homework before you just decided to go off on some rant. Thanks' okay . I've got love for you regardless. I am a herper and many other vids would show that but since you don't seem to have the humor side ...TODAY. It's okay. Just read some before ASSuming. Thanks again my guitar-video watching, news laughing upload Canadian commenter.

  • Wow I've watched 12 times and I still laugh when he screens lol

  • @nathanimalable you are not the only one - thanks for viewing.

  • my bad stop at 1:47

  • stop it at 1:46 and look at his teeth

  • Ur a fckn retard I wish that was a mamba

  • @silverdrinker T hanks Luke for your kind words since we've never spoken before I greatly appreciate your view on life about meeting new friends and drinking with your mates. Take care, enjoy your video game uploads and car videos and I'll stick with what works for me. Amazing that over 3 years later this video still brings out the best in people. At least you didn't call me a bloak but then again..it's early in our relationship.

  • @silverdrinker Dude! What the fuck is your problem??? This is the absolute best thing ive seen on youtube to date...haha...this fucking video had our whole place crackin up! Your just mad you cant take a bite from a Black Mamba/Racer and survive beeyetch!!!

  • your fuckin dumb

  • @jakelarabee95 Jake if you're gonna play with the big boys you need to use your words properly. I'll stick with what I know - reptiles (snakes) and making a living at it. And you stick to your uploaded concert videos of other people. Thanks for viewing - hugs not drugs son.

  • You have a funny video! You should check out my video, type in "How to catch a black racer snake (nature girl)." I hear you like Steve Irwin, so do I. I'm going to post more videos soon, this was my first video on Youtube. I'm a 12 year old girl who wants to become a veterinarean and a herpetologist.

  • @frogz49 nice vid there younglady. As long as dad is aware of you on youtube...go for it! Love when young people enjoy the reptiles. Just make sure to educate others in your neighborhood along your adventures in the outdoors. ps-nice finger bite. Just got one of those this past weekend on a Snake call.

  • @ToddRowley My parents are aware of me on YouTube, they monitor my account at all times. Plus I'm always talking to my friends about my pets and stuff and I'm pretty sure they have learned a lot of new information on animals. On my next video I'm going to be more educational. My next video will be either how to catch a corn/red rat snake or how to catch a cuban/brown anole lizard.

  • @ToddRowley My parents monitor my YouTube account at all times. Plus I'm always educating my friends on animals, they probably have learned a lot of new things about animals from me. On my next video, (which is probably going to be how to catch a cuban/brown anole lizard or how to catch a corn/red rat snake), I'm going to be more educational. Thank you for spending time to look at my video!

  • @frogz49 educational but make it fun as well. No one likes to watch a boring, monotoned person talk. Keep the energy, goofy-silly side but make sure you're correct in your information as well. Good luck.

  • @ToddRowley Thank you for the advice!

  • OMGG MANN WHATTAAAAA NICEE VIDEOO LOVEDDDD.. LOL UR SOO FUNNY <3 lOl HAPPY??????

  • @EddieRenanzinhu @ToddRowley ....yyyyeeeesssssssssssss!, yes I am - thanksssssssssssssss! lol That wasn't so bad now was it. ...now, back to my fake, gay & homo vidoes. Thanks again - no harm, no foul. - later

  • @ToddRowley lOl no problemm.. do u have a facebook for your youtube channel or something?

  • dunno what to say

  • whatttttaaaa gay screamm lOl

  • @EddieRenanzinhu  yes, yes it was...hence the reason I looked the way I did when I screamed. Thanks for getting it.

  • @ToddRowley homo

  • @EddieRenanzinhu ...so now I am a 'homo'? wow, didn't know a scream could do that but what ever floats your boat, if that is your cup of tea, if that makes you feel better, if you can roll with the punches and what ever rocks your world.... Thanks for viewing. PS- did you want to hook up or something? Not sure where this was leading anyway. :)

  • @ToddRowley fake and gayyyyy

  • @EddieRenanzinhu once again Eddie what are you trying to say to me? We know the snake is not real - I state it at the end of the vid. "Gayyyy"..that's another story.. do you want to share with me something? Are you wanting to confess to the world your "other side"? Or will we just continue to go back and forth on this one?! Once again I find it very interesting you not only post a negative comment then try a personal attack and for some reason don't think I'd reply. Hugs not drugs Eddie.

  • sei veramente un coglionazzo

  • thanks for nearly blowing my speakers with that gay scream

  • @afghi420 you are welcome. After that scream I was questioning my own sexuality. Thanks again for viewing.

  • LOL!! this guy if funny never fails to make my day! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @MRmaximixam wow, that's a lot of "hahaha" ...my job here is done now.

  • This is the stupidest thing I have ever seen, and I hope he DOES get bitten by a black mamba and dies.

  • @beemochobrahms Why really? I actually got the phrase "have ever seen"? WOW. That is totally cool. Either you don't watch many vidoes or I am totally on TOP of them all. However, i don't make fun of your choise classical music, Will & Grace comments, washing machine vidoes nor the fact that other's don't like your commenting either. I will just leave it as "thank you very much for viewing".

    God Bless us...everyone.

  • For a brief moment you made some people think your a snake expert, do it for real don't pretend

  • @TheChrisohara you are correct..WAIT! I did - check out my other videos that show information and maybe read up on my yt site as well. Thanks for viewing.

    BTW-would I use a real mamba for this vid? - [bleep] know that would only show I would be a totally stupid herper then.

  • Haha!  you're crazy.. I love it!

  • @pappymcdamnit this happens to me one of my favorites. Is it okay if I laugh everytime I seee it?

    Take care.

  • At first I thought you were retarded because that clearly is a black racer lol. But then I realized you were not serious :P

  • @wingedsweetheart thank you for watching the entire vid to realize it was for comedy. BTW- I can't be to serious in life or I'd be like those that like to post negative, hate-filled comments.

  • To je pošuk :-)

  • How embarrassing to act like that.

  • @TheTemest  maybe for you but I do quite well making a living ENTERTAINING people but if you don't understand a spoof, goof or comedy or just entertainment that's ...."OKAY". I'll stick with what seems to work because if it didn't I would have stopped over 15 years ago. Something to consider before you bad mouth. Thanks again for viewing from one snake lover to another.

  • Not a black mamba, and a complete disrespect to Steve Irwin. Fail.

  • @mikecronis sorry for your loss Mike. If you also happen watch and pay attention to the vid you'd say I say exactly what the snake it. Fail? I think not.

    Take care regardless.

  • stupid shit...

  • @TurboMatriX333 zasto? kashee ordma!  Huala anyway!

  • lloll that first sxream made me lmao! made my day! loooool!!!!

  • @garmool  you are welcome

  • CRIKEY!! DID YA SEE THAT!!??

  • if thats an black mamba then my penis is an anaconda

  • @ruckaisawesome WEll then that case please send that photo to........lol

    Yes, I know and I mention in at the end. Thanks for viewing...."tiny" lol

  • @ruckaisawesome

    your chode is the size of a centipede

  • that scream made my day lmao good stuff

  • @purpl3ra1n thanks.

  • lol'ed at the scream haha

  • @MRmaximixam thank you

  • That is no Mamba Negra... It's obviously an ostrich!

    fucking youtube haters haha

    keep up the good work! greetings from Spain

  • Lol. I kept thinking: No, it isn't. It's not a black mamba, dude. It just isn't. Hello-ho, that is NOT... Oh, okay, so he knows. :)))

  • Too funny bro! Scream was a little much though, lol! 

  • Racers bite more than any snake I have ever caught!

    Love the comments everyone is leaving LOL, and how you take them right in stride. Thanks for the entertainment. Well done!

  • @knox2613 Thank you. and Thank YOU for getting it.

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  • If you hate this snake? Then why catch it? You deserved to be bitten, waving your hand around in it's face like that. If a giant caught you and started tormenting you, I'm sure you would feel like you were being attacked as well. I think you need to grow up mate, because your stupid remarks to some of these comments just make you come across as even more of a toss, and I'm sure the video was enough for us to make our own judements, no use proving them.

  • @remingtonsmells point out for me please where I even suggest I "hate this snake" and where I said I shouldn't have been bitten. If you mess with a snake of COURSE your're going to get bit. I deserved it all. Thanks anyway - your comment on this topic that you posted without doing your homework speaks VOLUMES BACK TO ME .....MATE! Oh, if this wasn't for me then please disregard. If so, then I stand by what I wrote.... yes, out of over 205,000 views you are one of the one who don't get it.

  • Eres un gringo pendejo.

  • @BioTechMx wow, thank you so much for the wonderful and supportive comment. I've only learned from the best - thanks - you are the one I learned that from. Oh, BTW- do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

  • Fake and gay

  • @guffywuffy2 yes and no. Thanks for viewing. Your comments are so up lifting to my spirit. WOnder if you actually watched the whole video?!

  • are u bein stupid

    

  • @cornsnakeboy1 yes, yes I am. Thanks for viewing.

  • croky did u see that ahhhhhhhhhH!u got bitt ..hillarios..

  • @DRG8A you are laughing at my pain?!..lol, thanks for viewing.

  • this is very gay

  • @cornsnakeboy1 thanks again for your sexual orientation report.

  • YEEEEE HAWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! Your Videos SUCK THE SWEAT OF MY BALLS

    Red neck hill billy.I think your mother dropped you by mistake on your dads penis COWBOY

  • @Shanon576 wow I have a boy or girl (what ever) that seems to have lost their way and has to remind everyone about their sexual orientation that they hide to all their friends and co-workers but it's okay "shanon" we all know now. Thanks for viewing.

  • lol i too a shit the time you yelled when the snake bit you. lol nice video i love all the chief rowley vids

  • @superTomas25 Wonderful, glad i could make your butt-cheeks open up in your pants! lol, LMAO. I am glad you enjoy the videos, I have more to come but it's taking longer then planned. At some point I download my cobra "incident" to youtube so everyone can really [crap] their pants. Thanks again.

  • he said dingeroues

  • @10riolu99 yes, yes I did. Thanks for viewing.

  • @wtfruthinking1986 , assuming the 1986 in your username represents your birth year, you are PLENTY old enough to know that the croc hunter movie "collision course" is NOT A FUCKING DOCUMENTARY!!! you really think that was real? You're even dumber than I thought!!! Good luck with that Phd!I hope it comes with your Ranger Rick Teddy bear or something, cuz I cant IMAGINE you actually being accepted into an actual university!!! God, you're such a typical you tube brat pretending to be something you

  • Oops...you all given me a headache. Fuckin shit-talking idiots.

  • @Thegoodkingnado see you went off on a rant and got yourself a headache. I learned awhile back not to "spew" it back to the negative people but return it with, dare I say it..."kindness" it actually does work and keeps me calm. Imagine if I wasn't calm making these vids....wow! Thanks again for the support.

  • @sloanzslayer @rsiguy1980 @lovesnakes17 @wtfruthinking1986 @gonjabi , please all of you climb into a big deep hole(i will gladly dig it) so i can fill it with concrete and no one will have to hear your fucking stupidity EVER AGAIN.you've actually, all

  • @ToddRowley Oh my god!!!all of these MORONS with their stupid comments..."like, that is SO not a blavk mamba, retard, you'd be dead etcetera..". It blows my mind how fuck in dumb people, KIDS online can be. I didn't laugh too much- ok, at all- at this vid, but i think you're probably a decent guy, though perhaps your sense of humour may irritate me if we were buds!!! But really!!! It was completely OBVIOUS within 10 SECONDS max that you were kidding around and that you didn't actually think i

  • @Thegoodkingnado I appreciate your support but make sure not to come across as one of the radical-Herpers. I agree with much of your comment but I can't write it. Again, we (herpers) Attack with Knowledge but in a way that the listener understands. Thanks again for viewing.

  • God i hate those snakes mean lil bastards lol

  • @badboi26101 so do I. lol thanks for viewing.

  • he got me soimweh on ma foingars thehh