Im mixed! Half black and half white. People think Im black though whenever I say OH im mixed they say....so your....black? *sigh* some people are just stupid. Segragation is over!
The word black isn't racist. It's like saying white is racist. Nigger is racist. Just like Cracker is racist. Oh wait, white people can't be discriminated against because we can take a joke.
@jwctex14 While I respect people who can 'take a joke' at what they are called, I still personally feel that people should refrain from using race-related names, particularly as derogative terms, until said race is at least on an equal footing.
In the USA, the african-american population is massively lacking in almost every demographic. Employment, education, income. And racism still exists, even subconsiously, in many of these, including employment, just as sexism and heightism.
I watched the Shark Night trailer and I just kept wondering why he didn't simply say 'the black guy died first'. That's what happened...it's a freaking cliche in horror movies. Stupid movie type people getting all bent out of shape for nothing...
@lonshy21 i know but i guessed "Audience what are you doing staring at a stop sign with a bunch of stickers on it?" and he said it and i got it right :) just to clarify.
3:11 lol "You probably shouldn't use a hot tub if you lived in an ice berg....it would probably melt your comb." Because the world ends when Toby's comb melts inside an ice berg. :) Silly Toby.
reasons to have a hot tup 1: party rockers in the house tonight everybody just have a goodtime and we gonna make you lose your mind we just shake it... everyday im shuffling!*tobytime*
Hey, we are 3 teenagers from Australia and we do Vlogs, we've been received really well. It would be awesome if you could check out our Channel. You won't regret it. :)
I clicked the subscribe button on the hot tub page right as Toby said "subscribe" on this video. I feel so awesome. Also, if I win that Hot Tub I am SO hanging out with Toby. Lol.
You know what's worse than failing to sneeze? Failing to sneeze within the last 30 seconds of any Tobuscus video. You feel SO left out, cause you almost made it!
TOBY TOBY TOBY TOBY!!!!! If you make a griffin puppy stuffed animal i would definately bye it. I just wanted to give you an idea of what people like me want. OUTRO OF DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN WHITENESS. Bless your face, if you sneased well reading this comment bless you, Peace off. ba da doo doo doo doo doo doo doo please read. BOOP!
@EurofighterTyphoon1 It's his colour of the shirt and the day, and both words have to start with the same letter. so, red is Flame, and the day is friday. Was friday
I wish I could vlog, sadly, I dont have an iphone but an Ipod touch with the camera but yet of course, people would realize that you need wi-fi to use face time for the ipod touch so instead of making it look like I'm using face time in open world areas, they would think I'm crazy because It will look like I'm just talking to an Ipod which will then symbolize that I'm talking to myself
@ArakutothePanda I know but people around him probably think he is doing face time, thats why he can vlog like a boss in open world areas, I cant cause mine is just an Ipod touch, not an iphone
turn cc on and go to 1:04 lol
12FlamezReaver21 1 month ago in playlist LazyVlogs from Toby Turner(Tobuscus)
How do u get aprroval from the people
luisguzman58 1 month ago
WHEEEOOOW i found this place on googlemaps :) i feel like i accomplished something so sinister with this
Ellina80 2 months ago
The girls said "Your tobuscese
nivekokbar117 3 months ago
press 5 repeatedly for toby saying ass.
ARK99BC 3 months ago
There is no more darkness
abel85114 3 months ago
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0:00 hopefully u get to skip peace of shit adds with this, copy and paiste on other vids and thumbs up so others can see : )
Thelperftw 3 months ago
You promised hot tub invites. WHY YOU NO SEND HOT TUB INVITES.
wildcats3010 3 months ago
Im mixed! Half black and half white. People think Im black though whenever I say OH im mixed they say....so your....black? *sigh* some people are just stupid. Segragation is over!
starianna200023 3 months ago 2
Woooooo first like
Thejoeyboi77 3 months ago
I'll bring bananas
Bananaluvgal9 3 months ago
When are we getting the invites to your hot tub party hmmmmm I'm waiting
Bananaluvgal9 3 months ago 7
... FOLOWERS!!!...
DannyT994 3 months ago
THE POWER OF TOBUSCUS! Gon won himself a hot tub. Shoooooot
CristianoS522 3 months ago
Waiting by my mailbox for the invite to the hot tub party!!!!!!!!!
darthpapa 3 months ago
He GOT IT!!! <3
typhosionmaster 3 months ago
He got the hot tub :D
SpencerBowman100 3 months ago
@SpencerBowman100 I KNOW! :D
typhosionmaster 3 months ago
hey isn't that the sign from the stop sign fail video! No wonder it lost the stop on it :p
mythicalsoldier 4 months ago
How do people not know who you are? You're just too tobuscusly-awesome to ignore.
MsShmankYou14 4 months ago
I would love to have a flaming hot Tobuscus shirt. I would wear it everyday and like, I'm hot and its not Friday! Hriday! :D
Glameyes1 5 months ago
"You still on that pole, girl?" ...... oh Toby
BrandonLikesVlog 5 months ago in playlist More videos from TobyTurner
failing stop signs are failing :)
bloober2000 5 months ago
keep pressing 5 or 8 XD
n350sl 5 months ago
i want to kidnap you and make you play scrabble with me toby!
we would have lots of fun! =D
jairtzinio 5 months ago
The word black isn't racist. It's like saying white is racist. Nigger is racist. Just like Cracker is racist. Oh wait, white people can't be discriminated against because we can take a joke.
jwctex14 5 months ago 59
@jwctex14 While I respect people who can 'take a joke' at what they are called, I still personally feel that people should refrain from using race-related names, particularly as derogative terms, until said race is at least on an equal footing.
In the USA, the african-american population is massively lacking in almost every demographic. Employment, education, income. And racism still exists, even subconsiously, in many of these, including employment, just as sexism and heightism.
CeltiaWindsinger 3 months ago
I entered the hot tub competition just with the idea in mind that Toby would come to my house and utilize it if I won.
Oh my gad.
belladory 5 months ago
tobys the god of pacing lol
IRrandom12321 5 months ago
If I win the hot tub and send it to you, will you send me a t-shirt? ;D
13katlover 5 months ago
that was me who said flaming friday
airsoftpro466 5 months ago
INTRO OF DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN WHITENESS :D
Zerobadniks 5 months ago
That's him sleepy wow
Ryzza30 5 months ago
i got a boner watching this video
halo3bruteslicer8 5 months ago
This made me laugh like hell.. It's rare to see stop signs in england but the one stop sign that I know of has always said stop.. Hammer time XD
BettyBOOSHMusic 5 months ago
I already have a hot tub. I don't need 2.
CimoreneTheRebel 5 months ago
your awesome
wranglerman19 5 months ago
The metal pole with concrete was a rebar club i think
slikbeast 5 months ago
I watched the Shark Night trailer and I just kept wondering why he didn't simply say 'the black guy died first'. That's what happened...it's a freaking cliche in horror movies. Stupid movie type people getting all bent out of shape for nothing...
mrpeijay 5 months ago
@senappsboy He'll just have to be saying "hothothothothothot..." while getting in! :D
CryingHero 5 months ago in playlist More videos from TobyTurner
I want to win.. If not the hot tub, maybe a Tobuscus shirt!! ?
MarzWalkey 5 months ago in playlist More videos from TobyTurner
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I want to win.. If not the hot tub, maybe a Tobuscus shirt!! ?
MarzWalkey 5 months ago in playlist More videos from TobyTurner
I want to win.. If not the hot tub, maybe a Tobuscus shirt!! ?
MarzWalkey 5 months ago in playlist More videos from TobyTurner
One day I'm going to fly to LA and walk the streets until I find you .. :)
flefer506 5 months ago 2
your hail style IS illegal
and I'll totally get the hot (girls) tub ;)
dgreysouleater1 5 months ago
FAIL!!!!!! redness than redness then whiteness
shockwave818 5 months ago
@lonshy21 i know but i guessed "Audience what are you doing staring at a stop sign with a bunch of stickers on it?" and he said it and i got it right :) just to clarify.
MyNameIsLyss 5 months ago
3:11 lol "You probably shouldn't use a hot tub if you lived in an ice berg....it would probably melt your comb." Because the world ends when Toby's comb melts inside an ice berg. :) Silly Toby.
AubieLynn 5 months ago
Hey Toby,I have a Hot Tub ;)
kratosXraine 5 months ago in playlist More videos from TobyTurner
Song I learned at church camp about hot tubs:
Hot tub gunna make you sweat! <--director
(uh!) <--grunting noise made by campers after the director has said the first line
gunna make you wet! <--director
(uh!)<--campers
wanna kiss myself!<--director
Hot tub!<--campers
Too hot for the hot tub!<--director
Ow!<--campers
Disturbing? Nah.
fathom1989 5 months ago
@fathom1989 wtf?
ninjaderp1 5 months ago
why is toby walking bak and forth?? lmao
deviantlyon 5 months ago
it was more like REDNESS then REDNESS againg then WHITENESS ....just saying
:-)
MrVemom10 5 months ago
Fjvyv
Shairaz1Q 5 months ago
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Please check my video for my giveway! $50 or battle field 3
CamysChannel 5 months ago
Someone told me Candyland wasn't real, and I was like "What?! Shut your face.."
CheeseLovingChester 5 months ago
doses of epicosity are best served hot hot hototototootototoot... TUB
charlestwoo 5 months ago
its some sort of hot tub time machine!
ghandiwithbinladen 5 months ago in playlist More videos from TobyTurner
Please Play Pokemon Toby
themostsuperjew 6 months ago
well i already have one soo feel free to come chill :P
IVIrLol 6 months ago
WHAT IS THAT?! mine!
ThePoopyDance 6 months ago in playlist More videos from TobyTurner
BOONE!? WHO DA FUCK MENTIONED BOONE!?
wootwoot3211 6 months ago
What am I going to do with all these corndogs!!!
bowman619 6 months ago
MW3!!!
Metafield1986 6 months ago
Saints row
NaziZombies0316 6 months ago
SAINTS ROW!!!!!
TheSuperPanda23 6 months ago
BOONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheSuperPanda23 6 months ago
if i saw toby walking around my neighborhood, i would kidnap him and make him talk to me forever
Spacekidd2 6 months ago
Just because you make my day happier, I´ll vote for the hot tub!! :D Greetings from Spain!
VicuSan 6 months ago
WHAT THE BLOODY HELL!? stupid peice of american crap caps......
mypasswordismgs4 6 months ago
Toby, you thief.
31samoht 6 months ago
you Should do the MW3 multiplayer trailer. I liked it better than the regular trailer
Biohazzard1000 6 months ago
LOL i love how he goes shhhhh! to the cars lol sub.
TheSi2243 6 months ago
well i live in england
jayjofire 6 months ago
From canada... cant win a hot tub....
ISlayNoobs 6 months ago
toby boy swag
toby got swag
ssshhhing all dem cars
with his swag
TBR1493 6 months ago
what's HAPPEN with the video of literal TRAILER ???? i want sing in the TRAILER MW3 trailer SNIPER KILL
*-* CALL OF DUTY MODERN WARFARE 3 CoD3(1)
*-* CALL OF DUTY MODERN WARFARE 3 CoD3(2)
ERKIMIDES123 6 months ago
why happened to your heelys Toby>??
Gambit2009 6 months ago 22
oooh cant wait till i get the hottub me and toby are going to have so much fun
oreofan12 6 months ago
As much as I'd like Toby to come to my house and go in the hot tub with me I think England is a little far to go...
TheChocolateYoshi 6 months ago
wth? the past 2 days all of tobys videos stop buffering at like a third of the video, i cant watch them :(
unkosherfood 6 months ago
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MrVagag 6 months ago
Flowers!
MrMatt1512 6 months ago
I have a Jacuzzi
paxialprincess 6 months ago
The only reason I'd enter this is so that Toby will come to my house.
Ellsior 6 months ago
there must be a cave in that iceburg or you meant igloo. lol
fo1sho2ho3 6 months ago
toby i already have a hottub you should come over and use mine
JFTanner10 6 months ago
lol... that is all.
kimberlye85 6 months ago
intro of redness then darkness then redness then whiteness....for added awesome
chrmtc201 6 months ago
I'll enter <3 Be over in 5 Toby? ;)
UsRemix 6 months ago
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Lol shark night censoring it makes them seem even more racist
ahreurink 6 months ago
u know why im staring at that stopsign?
because its GLORIOUS!!!
maxxspin 6 months ago 41
soooo who else has facebook on another tab? :D
pechannnnnn 6 months ago 3
you said SHIZZ!!!! EWWWWW
jizmacdacusha 6 months ago
"Hot Tub Time Machine"?! That's a freakin' hot movie!!!
ModlessMinecraft 6 months ago
Ech 022 maybe if you spelled it right he might do on
xUnKnownAssault 6 months ago
reasons to have a hot tup 1: party rockers in the house tonight everybody just have a goodtime and we gonna make you lose your mind we just shake it... everyday im shuffling!*tobytime*
2:greatnight out with ME! lol
3:FUN SUCKS
4:GGEO(goodluckeveryone) lol :P
WelcometoAusraila09 6 months ago
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Hey, we are 3 teenagers from Australia and we do Vlogs, we've been received really well. It would be awesome if you could check out our Channel. You won't regret it. :)
TheFrenchmenPlatoon 6 months ago
I have a stop sign on my wall.
fnvids 6 months ago
1:25 "I've shhh-ed out my ability to speak."
That sounds dangerously close to something dirty, Toby...
OddballXP 6 months ago
what about doing a literal for battle field 3?
ech022 6 months ago
I remember when this video had a few hundred views...nearly 100k views..there goes my hot tub. LoL
KH3Chaser2 6 months ago
theres a stop sign on my street that has a sticker under it and it says hammertime....so the sign reads 'STOP....hammertime!! LOL
citrushottie123 6 months ago
toby come to hilsboro new hampshire so we can play video games and such, plz?
rscmg1 6 months ago
I Always Sneeze Like Right After The Video. Meh.
pivotrocks 6 months ago
I clicked the subscribe button on the hot tub page right as Toby said "subscribe" on this video. I feel so awesome. Also, if I win that Hot Tub I am SO hanging out with Toby. Lol.
IosefKoranison 6 months ago
You know what's worse than failing to sneeze? Failing to sneeze within the last 30 seconds of any Tobuscus video. You feel SO left out, cause you almost made it!
Slimshadowful 6 months ago
Autocorrect sucks! not "FREE", but "FTW" and not clog, vlog. Stupid smart phone.
scoodidabop 6 months ago
Ha! You're at vineland and ventura Toby! Google maps FREE! You clog there so often I was expecting to see you on the street view. No such luck.
scoodidabop 6 months ago
did anyone notice how funny toby's face looked at the first intro of darkness then redness then whiteness
candysmiles778 6 months ago
lol toby you need to learn how to swallow your spit girl!
LoveYourImperfecti0n 6 months ago
FLAMING FRIDAY.
flyingbrad 6 months ago
Who ever wins the hot tub should give it to Toby so he can do lazyvlogs in it. "Audience-what, what are you doing with me in a hot tub?"
thatrandomkid13 6 months ago
i like oranges!
woodgnomesTVOrly 6 months ago
i love how the top suggested video is 'a good old fashioned orgy'
Likeomgwtfbbq22 6 months ago
what if i already have a hot tub? :o
MultiDantesInferno 6 months ago
SSSH! SSH!!
austinshaddtv 6 months ago in playlist More videos from TobyTurner
I'm going University in 2 weeks so i don't think a hot tub would be needed, but a Tobuscus T-shirt would...so I can be the most EPIC on Campus.
Henners56 6 months ago
fdjkalf;jdkal;
ayamemousy 6 months ago
"WHAT IS THAT???......mine"
thestomppad 6 months ago
what do people think when he walks down the street
tadman105 6 months ago
toby i shall help battle these lawyers , will be a mighty battle :D
tom0mot0carroll 6 months ago
will u come up to canada if i win
RAmpAG3x251 6 months ago
hot tub time machine
ImCristel 6 months ago
i would totally be ok with you flying out here to use my hot tub!!!
CrazyBerGrr 6 months ago
"you're still on that pole guuurl" errr what? xD
Aestuus 6 months ago
do dead island!
mrroco300 6 months ago
@mrroco300 He did a Dead Island literal trailer...it was kinda sad, but I loved it.
Foxziewolf 6 months ago
It is illegal to lick doorknobs on other planets!
lembley3 6 months ago
@mrtravisfarmer
MrTravisfarmer 6 months ago
TOBY TOBY TOBY TOBY!!!!! If you make a griffin puppy stuffed animal i would definately bye it. I just wanted to give you an idea of what people like me want. OUTRO OF DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN WHITENESS. Bless your face, if you sneased well reading this comment bless you, Peace off. ba da doo doo doo doo doo doo doo please read. BOOP!
DionJoseph 6 months ago
So Canadians should win the hot tub?
(I'm allowed to say it, I'm Canadian...)
Roflcoptersx10 6 months ago
WTH I RECHIEVED THIS VIDEO TODAY.... and toby uploaded it on friday..
Dkmaster123456789 6 months ago
what is a flaming friday?
EurofighterTyphoon1 6 months ago
@EurofighterTyphoon1 It's his colour of the shirt and the day, and both words have to start with the same letter. so, red is Flame, and the day is friday. Was friday
LittleClarirra 6 months ago
And what if we already have a hot tub? What then?
DeepSaturday 6 months ago
@DeepSaturday then don't enter
2JC 6 months ago
what happen to justine?
ulmar08 6 months ago
@ulmar08 she died
Flash8Bro 6 months ago
god dangit somebody should make a tobuscus monument!
Oxiskei 6 months ago
literals are the besttt
carissakristinmegan 6 months ago
"Coffee with a bented strawness" = "Cooperate with the victim strawberries." LOL for audio transcribe.
Nauticahybrid 6 months ago
COME AND USE MY HOT TUB TOBY! we can play video games, bath griffin, the possibilities are endless!
missalara1 6 months ago
"your still on that pole Girl!" haha
sebihn 6 months ago
Yours...... THAT WAS MINE.
lopside25 6 months ago
@lopside25 it WERE your's NOW it's Tobys
RandomDelta45 6 months ago
HOT TUBUSCUS
donknykong 6 months ago in playlist Weitere Videos von TobyTurner 126
Hell yeah I'd fly you out to use my hottub! Not weird at all ;)
GingaTheNinga 6 months ago
Reasons to enter for the hot tub:
You want a hot tub < You want Toby to come over
mdsnraetff 6 months ago 274
I kinda wanna enter just so Toby could come to my house and use the hot tub :D
zacksepicadventures7 6 months ago
'There's so much Sssshhhh's'.... I heard, 'There's so much shiz'.
NickyAndStuff 6 months ago
Why was there a guy driving past the stop sign?
Ymgarl 6 months ago
what a wierdo???!!!
MrFluffyRSA 6 months ago
BOOP!!!
GDlover555 6 months ago
I love the annotation on the bottom xD
TheEpicSuperFan 6 months ago
Shhhhhhhhhhhh!
AmyyKins22 6 months ago
Shameless promotion of awesomeness!
Syngey 6 months ago
I wish I could vlog, sadly, I dont have an iphone but an Ipod touch with the camera but yet of course, people would realize that you need wi-fi to use face time for the ipod touch so instead of making it look like I'm using face time in open world areas, they would think I'm crazy because It will look like I'm just talking to an Ipod which will then symbolize that I'm talking to myself
Chr1s747 6 months ago
@Chr1s747 I'm pretty sure toby doesn't use facetime...he records the videos and then posts them...it's not like he's livestreaming his videos
ArakutothePanda 6 months ago
@ArakutothePanda I know but people around him probably think he is doing face time, thats why he can vlog like a boss in open world areas, I cant cause mine is just an Ipod touch, not an iphone
Chr1s747 6 months ago
@Chr1s747 i dont think you can facetime on 3g
xXDarkAssassin96Xx 6 months ago
@xXDarkAssassin96Xx Really? that sucks
Chr1s747 6 months ago
nope my life is Toby filled and thats the way i like it
axellover111 6 months ago
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axellover111 6 months ago
Every time I sneeze I think of Toby now
LXnavarro23 6 months ago
Does everyone just think you're using Facetime?
Cullenxl 6 months ago
I couldn't use a hottube only because I live in a studio right now I rather have a tshirt or the printer.
ChrisRedfeildRE2 6 months ago
What kinda pictures did she send you??...lol
kungfoolai 6 months ago
You could come over and utilize my hot tub any day,Toby! :D haha
EquinoxElizabeth 6 months ago
what is this? MINE
GamingBird45 6 months ago
saints row
TheMuffen88 6 months ago
WHAT IS THAT?... mine...
VinceHVN 6 months ago
i need a shirt, so my illness may leave me
HolyCow1AmberM 6 months ago
omg toby, i found out that u live really close to my old house :)
HolyCow1AmberM 6 months ago
do saints row the third first then modern warfare 3
TheRockonpat 6 months ago
The tags of "hot tub Toby turner" are misleading to overexcitable people. Bahhhrrr! Haha.
Ahv0 6 months ago