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  • turn cc on and go to 1:04 lol

  • How do u get aprroval from the people

  • WHEEEOOOW i found this place on googlemaps :) i feel like i accomplished something so sinister with this

  • The girls said "Your tobuscese

  • press 5 repeatedly for toby saying ass.

  • There is no more darkness

  • You promised hot tub invites. WHY YOU NO SEND HOT TUB INVITES.

  • Im mixed! Half black and half white. People think Im black though whenever I say OH im mixed they say....so your....black? *sigh* some people are just stupid. Segragation is over!

  • Woooooo first like

  • I'll bring bananas

  • When are we getting the invites to your hot tub party hmmmmm I'm waiting

  • ... FOLOWERS!!!...

  • THE POWER OF TOBUSCUS! Gon won himself a hot tub. Shoooooot

  • Waiting by my mailbox for the invite to the hot tub party!!!!!!!!!

  • He GOT IT!!! <3

  • He got the hot tub :D

  • @SpencerBowman100 I KNOW! :D

  • hey isn't that the sign from the stop sign fail video! No wonder it lost the stop on it :p

  • How do people not know who you are? You're just too tobuscusly-awesome to ignore.

  • I would love to have a flaming hot Tobuscus shirt. I would wear it everyday and like, I'm hot and its not Friday! Hriday! :D

  • "You still on that pole, girl?" ...... oh Toby

  • failing stop signs are failing :)

  • keep pressing 5 or 8 XD

  • i want to kidnap you and make you play scrabble with me toby!

    we would have lots of fun! =D

  • The word black isn't racist. It's like saying white is racist. Nigger is racist. Just like Cracker is racist. Oh wait, white people can't be discriminated against because we can take a joke.

  • @jwctex14 While I respect people who can 'take a joke' at what they are called, I still personally feel that people should refrain from using race-related names, particularly as derogative terms, until said race is at least on an equal footing.

    In the USA, the african-american population is massively lacking in almost every demographic. Employment, education, income. And racism still exists, even subconsiously, in many of these, including employment, just as sexism and heightism.

  • I entered the hot tub competition just with the idea in mind that Toby would come to my house and utilize it if I won.

    Oh my gad.

  • tobys the god of pacing lol

  • If I win the hot tub and send it to you, will you send me a t-shirt? ;D

  • that was me who said flaming friday

  • INTRO OF DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN WHITENESS :D

  • That's him sleepy wow

  • i got a boner watching this video

  • This made me laugh like hell.. It's rare to see stop signs in england but the one stop sign that I know of has always said stop.. Hammer time XD

  • I already have a hot tub. I don't need 2.

  • your awesome

  • The metal pole with concrete was a rebar club i think

  • I watched the Shark Night trailer and I just kept wondering why he didn't simply say 'the black guy died first'. That's what happened...it's a freaking cliche in horror movies. Stupid movie type people getting all bent out of shape for nothing...

  • @senappsboy He'll just have to be saying "hothothothothothot..." while getting in! :D

    

  • I want to win.. If not the hot tub, maybe a Tobuscus shirt!! ?

  • I want to win.. If not the hot tub, maybe a Tobuscus shirt!! ?

  • One day I'm going to fly to LA and walk the streets until I find you .. :)

  • your hail style IS illegal

    and I'll totally get the hot (girls) tub ;)

  • FAIL!!!!!! redness than redness then whiteness

  • @lonshy21 i know but i guessed "Audience what are you doing staring at a stop sign with a bunch of stickers on it?" and he said it and i got it right :) just to clarify.

  • 3:11 lol "You probably shouldn't use a hot tub if you lived in an ice berg....it would probably melt your comb." Because the world ends when Toby's comb melts inside an ice berg. :) Silly Toby.

  • Hey Toby,I have a Hot Tub ;)

  • Song I learned at church camp about hot tubs:

    Hot tub gunna make you sweat! <--director

    (uh!) <--grunting noise made by campers after the director has said the first line

    gunna make you wet! <--director

    (uh!)<--campers

    wanna kiss myself!<--director

    Hot tub!<--campers

    Too hot for the hot tub!<--director

    Ow!<--campers

    Disturbing? Nah.

  • @fathom1989 wtf?

  • why is toby walking bak and forth?? lmao

  • it was more like REDNESS then REDNESS againg then WHITENESS ....just saying

    :-)

  • Fjvyv

  • Someone told me Candyland wasn't real, and I was like "What?! Shut your face.."

  • doses of epicosity are best served hot hot hototototootototoot... TUB

  • its some sort of hot tub time machine!

  • Please Play Pokemon Toby

  • well i already have one soo feel free to come chill :P

  • WHAT IS THAT?! mine!

  • BOONE!? WHO DA FUCK MENTIONED BOONE!?

  • What am I going to do with all these corndogs!!!

  • MW3!!!

  • Saints row

  • SAINTS ROW!!!!!

  • BOONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • if i saw toby walking around my neighborhood, i would kidnap him and make him talk to me forever

  • Just because you make my day happier, I´ll vote for the hot tub!! :D Greetings from Spain!

  • WHAT THE BLOODY HELL!? stupid peice of american crap caps......

  • Toby, you thief.

  • you Should do the MW3 multiplayer trailer. I liked it better than the regular trailer

  • LOL i love how he goes shhhhh! to the cars lol sub.

  • well i live in england

  • From canada... cant win a hot tub....

  • toby boy swag

    toby got swag

    ssshhhing all dem cars

    with his swag

  • what's HAPPEN with the video of literal TRAILER ???? i want sing in the TRAILER MW3 trailer SNIPER KILL

    *-* CALL OF DUTY MODERN WARFARE 3 CoD3(1)

    *-* CALL OF DUTY MODERN WARFARE 3 CoD3(2)

  • why happened to your heelys Toby>??

  • oooh cant wait till i get the hottub me and toby are going to have so much fun

  • As much as I'd like Toby to come to my house and go in the hot tub with me I think England is a little far to go...

  • wth? the past 2 days all of tobys videos stop buffering at like a third of the video, i cant watch  them :(

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  • Flowers!

    

  • I have a Jacuzzi

  • The only reason I'd enter this is so that Toby will come to my house.

  • there must be a cave in that iceburg or you meant igloo. lol

  • toby i already have a hottub you should come over and use mine

  • lol... that is all.

  • intro of redness then darkness then redness then whiteness....for added awesome

  • I'll enter <3 Be over in 5 Toby? ;)

  • u know why im staring at that stopsign?

    because its GLORIOUS!!!

  • soooo who else has facebook on another tab? :D

  • you said SHIZZ!!!! EWWWWW

  • "Hot Tub Time Machine"?! That's a freakin' hot movie!!!

  • Ech 022 maybe if you spelled it right he might do on

  • reasons to have a hot tup 1: party rockers in the house tonight everybody just have a goodtime and we gonna make you lose your mind we just shake it... everyday im shuffling!*tobytime*

    2:greatnight out with ME! lol

    3:FUN SUCKS

    4:GGEO(goodluckeveryone) lol :P

  • I have a stop sign on my wall.

  • 1:25 "I've shhh-ed out my ability to speak."

    That sounds dangerously close to something dirty, Toby...

  • what about doing a literal for battle field 3?

  • I remember when this video had a few hundred views...nearly 100k views..there goes my hot tub. LoL

  • theres a stop sign on my street that has a sticker under it and it says hammertime....so the sign reads 'STOP....hammertime!! LOL

  • toby come to hilsboro new hampshire so we can play video games and such, plz?

  • I Always Sneeze Like Right After The Video. Meh.

  • I clicked the subscribe button on the hot tub page right as Toby said "subscribe" on this video. I feel so awesome. Also, if I win that Hot Tub I am SO hanging out with Toby. Lol.

  • You know what's worse than failing to sneeze? Failing to sneeze within the last 30 seconds of any Tobuscus video. You feel SO left out, cause you almost made it!

  • Autocorrect sucks! not "FREE",  but "FTW" and not clog, vlog. Stupid smart phone.

  • Ha! You're at vineland and ventura Toby! Google maps FREE! You clog there so often I was expecting to see you on the street view. No such luck.

  • did anyone notice how funny toby's face looked at the first intro of darkness then redness then whiteness

  • lol toby you need to learn how to swallow your spit girl!

  • FLAMING FRIDAY.

  • Who ever wins the hot tub should give it to Toby so he can do lazyvlogs in it. "Audience-what, what are you doing with me in a hot tub?"

  • i like oranges!

  • i love how the top suggested video is 'a good old fashioned orgy'

  • what if i already have a hot tub? :o

  • SSSH! SSH!!

  • I'm going University in 2 weeks so i don't think a hot tub would be needed, but a Tobuscus T-shirt would...so I can be the most EPIC on Campus.

  • fdjkalf;jdkal;

  • "WHAT IS THAT???......mine"

  • what do people think when he walks down the street

  • toby i shall help battle these lawyers , will be a mighty battle :D

  • will u come up to canada if i win

  • hot tub time machine

  • i would totally be ok with you flying out here to use my hot tub!!!

  • "you're still on that pole guuurl" errr what? xD

  • do dead island!

  • @mrroco300 He did a Dead Island literal trailer...it was kinda sad, but I loved it.

  • It is illegal to lick doorknobs on other planets!

  • TOBY TOBY TOBY TOBY!!!!! If you make a griffin puppy stuffed animal i would definately bye it. I just wanted to give you an idea of what people like me want. OUTRO OF DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN WHITENESS. Bless your face, if you sneased well reading this comment bless you, Peace off. ba da doo doo doo doo doo doo doo please read. BOOP!

  • So Canadians should win the hot tub?

    (I'm allowed to say it, I'm Canadian...)

  • WTH I RECHIEVED THIS VIDEO TODAY.... and toby uploaded it on friday..

  • what is a flaming friday?

  • @EurofighterTyphoon1 It's his colour of the shirt and the day, and both words have to start with the same letter. so, red is Flame, and the day is friday. Was friday

  • And what if we already have a hot tub? What then?

  • @DeepSaturday then don't enter

    

  • what happen to justine?

  • @ulmar08 she died

  • god dangit somebody should make a tobuscus monument!

  • literals are the besttt

  • "Coffee with a bented strawness" = "Cooperate with the victim strawberries." LOL for audio transcribe.

  • COME AND USE MY HOT TUB TOBY! we can play video games, bath griffin, the possibilities are endless!

  • "your still on that pole Girl!" haha

  • Yours...... THAT WAS MINE.

  • @lopside25 it WERE your's NOW it's Tobys

  • HOT TUBUSCUS

  • Hell yeah I'd fly you out to use my hottub! Not weird at all ;)

  • Reasons to enter for the hot tub:

    You want a hot tub < You want Toby to come over

  • I kinda wanna enter just so Toby could come to my house and use the hot tub :D

  • 'There's so much Sssshhhh's'.... I heard, 'There's so much shiz'.

  • Why was there a guy driving past the stop sign?

  • what a wierdo???!!!

  • BOOP!!!

  • I love the annotation on the bottom xD

  • Shhhhhhhhhhhh!

  • Shameless promotion of awesomeness!

  • I wish I could vlog, sadly, I dont have an iphone but an Ipod touch with the camera but yet of course, people would realize that you need wi-fi to use face time for the ipod touch so instead of making it look like I'm using face time in open world areas, they would think I'm crazy because It will look like I'm just talking to an Ipod which will then symbolize that I'm talking to myself

  • @Chr1s747 I'm pretty sure toby doesn't use facetime...he records the videos and then posts them...it's not like he's livestreaming his videos

  • @ArakutothePanda I know but people around him probably think he is doing face time, thats why he can vlog like a boss in open world areas, I cant cause mine is just an Ipod touch, not an iphone

  • @Chr1s747 i dont think you can facetime on 3g

  • @xXDarkAssassin96Xx Really? that sucks

  • nope my life is Toby filled and thats the way i like it

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  • Every time I sneeze I think of Toby now

  • Does everyone just think you're using Facetime?

  • I couldn't use a hottube only because I live in a studio right now I rather have a tshirt or the printer.

  • What kinda pictures did she send you??...lol

  • You could come over and utilize my hot tub any day,Toby! :D haha

  • what is this? MINE

  • saints row

    

  • WHAT IS THAT?... mine...

  • i need a shirt, so my illness may leave me

  • omg toby, i found out that u live really close to my old house :)

  • do saints row the third first then modern warfare 3

  • The tags of "hot tub Toby turner" are misleading to overexcitable people. Bahhhrrr! Haha.