Skyrim Dragon FAIL! (READ DESC)

[darkvoidtimes2]

But this is a fail video so awsume phalcawn pawnch

[darkvoidtimes2]

U sir suck asscheekes took on a mammoth, frost troll, 2 giants and literaly 15 guards that chased me

[subzerostig1]

Iron arrows FTW

[minecraftfan82]

if your havin' dragon problems i feel bad for you son,i killed 99 dragons but you got killed by 1

[R3R4LJ]

@minecraftfan82 Nice reference...

[TropicalRemixed]

Me and a dragon had no health left, I sent for a power attack... But got eaten :/

[Sevsev1000]

I don't get why people dislike this. It DOES say fail so it is meant to be like this. You sir get a like, because the title was clear on what was happening.

[R3R4LJ]

@Sevsev1000 You sir, win an internet.

[trykkestar]

yeah, just uppercut the dragon to death

[SamMitch95]

1:30 STFU LYDIA

[Zoltantheman13]

That is so true

[Zoltantheman13]

Dog

[Zoltantheman13]

Animated

[TheAnimatedDog]

we all remember when normal dragons gave us shit... 

[Itachi7197]

Team Kahjit!!!!!!

[CraziTacoman]

Pimp-slapping a dragon doesn't help it's temper. Just sayin. ;D

[TheLeftiesrule]

You being a Kahjiit makes up for the shaky letters.

[chaosdeff]

poor lil kittie

[djflippedipp]

I wish u could change class :( I'm getting tired of life as a nord, would be Awesum to be an argonian or Kahjiit.

[J0hnnyb0y1998]

Khajiit ftw!

[deathshark123]

what the hell

[tomlinson2182]

holy shit! i finally found someone else who plays as a khajiit!!!

[markosius69]

Agh level three fighting a dragon lol

[mon77ster]

0:14 .. . . . . im BEAR GRYLLS...cant tell whether this lil guy is alive or not...*throw fireball....*comes to life...*pees in pants.....there goes my drink o___o

[SkooterxD]

Would it be mean to say he's a pussy????

[meatloafman2010]

DRAGON NO LIEK KITTEH, KITTEH MAKE DRAGON HAVE RAG3 FAIC

[turtlesgosplat]

no wonder he killed you... dragons are cat haters!!! didntcha know!?!?!?!

[PryceSlayer]

@Hallelujahkay i was gone comment about that too ^.^

[breynolds1337]

Dude that dragon just ate some pussy lol

[MisterAssassinPanda]

the captions are funny but the way they come out in segments is fucking irritating. still laughed at the ending, i've never been eaten like that before lol

[JoshieSavoia]

Pot cat

[MatthiasLanslots]

i love this edit, nice man :D

[H8tomatoes]

@TheSharksWithlLasers lol how do u do that???

[holohauck]

Stfu sneak will own you fags.

[TheCrazyBassBooster]

Lol

[R3R4LJ]

@TheSharksWithlLasers Read the description..

[mopioline65]

he wouldn't have been sneaking if he hadn't have taken an arrow in the knee :P

[slovased66]

I don't like you Mr dragon... because your... mean... lol

[R3R4LJ]

@Hallelujahkay Updated the description just know because i have decided to address that issue, seeing as 50% of my my comments are based on this.

[1Stalker1]

@R3R4LJ

No worries, I sneaked too my sneaking budy! Because I saw it like it is the same as crouching. In shooting games it improves aim, sadly not in Skyrim :'(

[SuperIan101]

@CODHALOFANATIC123

What other race has a striped, furry tail?

1:50

[Mortixuz]

May Mr.Pussycat rest in peace :(

[RazWolf957]

hahahahaha. damn dude.

Mr.Dragon meet my fist! XD

[MrKilroyKiljoy]

@0:18, see level. See dragon. Lol you're boned.

[TheBlackCrobatGang]

You should have aimed for the knee. Just saying

[CycerMan]

Ahahahaha xD U mad?

[R3R4LJ]

@CrazyEightification I believe that they added races for a reason... I just took a liking to the Kahjits because of their exotic backgrounds, and i did the same with my new charater, an Argonian.. I dont play games tobe something you may see everyday.. I mean, you can see white guys (Nords) Hispanic guys (Imperials) And african americans (Redguards) everyday on the street.... I just wanted to be someting different.... But not an elve, thier eyes are fugly...

[CrazyEightification]

@R3R4LJ thats a stupid reason, sure Kahjits are good at sneaking but either than that their worthless, especially while fighting a dragon.

[R3R4LJ]

@CrazyEightification Or is it? I seriously dont get why you have to troll me for being what i want to be, for reasons i want to express.... Hm, must be allergic to cats..

[NaughtyShrink]

@R3R4LJ

Don't worry about the troll, pitty him; he's just allergic to his own braincells, many are. This was an awesome video, laughed my ass off. Especially since you where crouched the whole fight for absolutely no reason xD.

[MUGENanaya]

Damn.

You gotta land more arrows in the air. In fact, try using a one-hand weapon instead of a Fist.

Btw whats the nane of the song 'cause the description's glitched on this tablet.

[R3R4LJ]

@MUGENanaya The song is from the binding of isaac sountrack. I do believe it is called Divine combat, and is track 7...

[aman5556199]

you failed because you didnt give that dragon an arrow to the knee

[darkdemon5117]

The cool thing about skyrim is that it can be funny when you lose and not just frustrating.

[Riverweasel09]

This was hysterical man. Thanks for all the extra background comments. Thankfully, with high one handed and restoration skills, I've been able to use the same strategy of ground warfare then heal on every single one.

Favorite part was when the dragon first landed and you were like "Yer mine now!" and then he blasted you for nearly the rest of your health.

[TheMotorius]

just sayin, the Daedric armor is better than the dragon one, so you should probably swap your dragon armor for Daedric, if you haven't already

[AKEdify]

Omnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

[Nyaochan]

Haha...dragons ARE kind of a pain in the ass when you're low leveled and there are no suitable hiding places around...but that's what we have Lydia for...eating fire/ice in the face while you pewpew...XP

[r0mstad]

@clearfather if you prefer light armor, dragonscale is better. When improved to legendary, they both have an armor rating of 94 even though daedric is heavy and scale is light.

[gran204]

Lmao

[JakeMorgan606]

Haha, the text on the screen was funny :P

[HowTRIK]

Dragon - "mmm i love cat food!"

[PivotSplosion]

I have a level 21 and a level 19, and i still run from dragons on both... they take too damn long.

[Andreasallmendinger]

Fun thing to try when u get to the higher levels Master difficulty Ancient dragon no weapons or spells or allies hint really good unarmed punching gloves very satisfying to punch a dragon to death

[SaucySelendrile]

Don't worry man, my first dragon shit all over me too lol

[Redwolf5100]

did the dragonborn taste good? i think not,

[Superguy750]

I used to have a life,then i took an arrow to the knee

[KingAK49]

I dun gon up intew dat der land uh skyrim or somethin like dat and killed me a dargon, it wasnt a vury big dargon, and he shure was a mad one, but den i wint awf intew da whylds and huntid me another one, den he dun bit my damn head off and shit me out like tapioca poodin, fuck me my dargon count is ONE

[kalyb9]

dragon eating cat.... meh he could do better

[3dspert]

XD below comment

[tehBLAX]

got bored after this game after 20 hours, and making all of whiterun extinct from elks foxes etc

[Knallbuss384]

i was used to be a failure, like you.

then i took an arrow in the knee, and decided to get some daedric

[MW2FanFAL]

Look who's the cat toy now..

[raelinmae1]

yeah well i have killed plenty of dragons, how you ask, i enchanted a sword that can absorb 100 health per hit, sad part, only has 5 uses and takes 3 grand souls to recharge. Still worth it

[Swordofswordom]

Skyrim finishers, the ONE thing that almost ruins Skyrim for me: I got eaten by a frost dragon at half health and in full legendary Daedric armor (I had about 130 health and the attack would have barely hurt me, bullshit I tell you D:<!!!).

[DivineWindSerpent]

@Swordofswordom Actually, I get nommed at about 50 - 65 health, and I'm more of a tank style character with 250 health and plenty of stamina to back up shield bashing. So yeah, 1/4th I get nommed, 1/2 you get nommed. Finishers don't really care what your defense is, once its triggered its game over man. On the bright side, for the dragon too.

[Swordofswordom]

@DivineWindSerpent Yeah, and you pull a lot more finishers on enemies than enemies pull on you. :)

[SayaHimitsuzukiBFA]

Unlike the rest of these milk drinkers I actually read the description before the video started. Much more enjoyable. When it first came out I was pretty bad at it. ^^;; But then again the only dragons I've been beaten by so far are the Frost dragons...damn those Frost dragons. =n=#

[Halekyn]

@SayaHimitsuzukiBFA Same here. -_- Those fuckers take away your Stamina... so no Power Attacks... *sigh*

[knotseinsei47]

I used to hunt dragon just like you.........then i took an arrow to the knee

[R3R4LJ]

@LewdFinale I got the achievement that states that i have absorbed 20 dragon souls, and that day i took a bet that i could not kill 18 dragons in 10 hours, POSTED BY ONE OF MY LOYAL TROLLS. MUCH LIKE YOURSELF! Have a nice day.

[NewGuinea228]

@R3R4LJ you have trolls? seems like a wasted amount of trolling if you ask me.

[MyTimeTop]

And why would we think that u have killed 38 dragons when u suck at skyrim ive killed 34 dragons and im lvl 35 so i dónt think uve killed 38 dragons cuz u lose the health to fast and u dident kill it fast either (maby im wrong that u havent killed 38Dragons but lvl please)

[R3R4LJ]

@MyTimeTop Because, yiu arent the only one who can FRIGGIN LEVEL, and i was a N00B at the time, I am level 49 now, eith dragon bone armor. So if you please, Shut up...

[aswmmc]

@R3R4LJ i prefer daedric armor :)

[Enzio1231]

@MyTimeTop this video is a late video. R3R4LJ wrote on the description that this is an old video and now ( after this video was made) he has killed 38 dragons already

[darkdemon5117]

@MyTimeTop He actually did make a statement that it was a fail either you cant read or you think that what your saying is smart so your commenting on a video that you dont know anything about but maybe you should consider that maybe it was his good or bad day.

[GalagaHero]

@MyTimeTop there's a spell or shout (dont remember which) that makes dragons not be able to fly like that. then u just stay out of its range and fire arrows or cast spells.

[Bruinsmamusic]

@R3R4LJ I happen to think being in stealth is a great way of beating a dragon. Why you hatin', hater?

[GetCloserGirl]

see my epic fail in skyrim...

[VialyWolf]

That was epic!

[TwistedFuture206]

bro, I refuse to believe that your a man/boy. Your thoughts are really just... the thoughts of a eorson straight from the kitchen. Want to see a real skyrim fail? better check out my one and only video

[R3R4LJ]

@TwistedFuture206 Look out guys, we have a badass over here. And a sexist one at that. PLUS! I do believe my reproductive organs do state, that my gender, is clearly male.

[Colinsmagi]

That is why there is no Catman

[Trencher1375]

Funny video, what is the music you use called?

[R3R4LJ]

@Trencher1375 Read the description.

[lorderon95]

@R3R4LJ i love that song!

[stonersnell]

hahaha that was amazing

[Marcus7013]

This is more of a epic win for the dragon.

[xHeavenHillsx]

holy shit... i feel ashamed to play Skyrim now..

[Jimpan1997]

Iron arrows and furry fists! **** yea!

[Rdiaz1234]

... Is it alive? DONE THAT SO MANY TIMES

[lolpl0000]

lol fail

[BrisketBarrel]

@LewdFinale he probably just knew the number from the amount of souls he spent... and how many he had left

[Censz]

stupid cat

[zeeksmunki300]

yep cool story bro.

[sweatygummybear]

@thatblackguy77 See what happens when you don't spell right... The real noob is you...

[pplarescary]

@sweatygummybear see what happens when you are a grammar nazi... the real prick is you...

[sweatygummybear]

@pplarescary See what happens when you reply to useless comments... the life you don't have...

[pplarescary]

@sweatygummybear lol, did you call your comment useless?

[sweatygummybear]

@pplarescary No im saying that you took time out of your useless life replying to a comment when it didn't even involve you.

[pplarescary]

@sweatygummybear did theablackguy77's comment involve you?

[sweatygummybear]

@pplarescary Did your birth involve you? Stop replying and go find something better to do, douche.

[R3R4LJ]

@sweatygummybear I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE.

[R3R4LJ]

@rabidxDbananas32 You should learn how to properly punctuated, capitalize you sentences, and keep your crude comments and long obnoxious names to yourself! :)

[zanderaw]

@XBLmattattakk I dunno, I like them.

[Fiercelives]

Awsome vid there are just people hatting on your vid... misleading title though?

[VITTIshortvideos]

lol Nice editing

[Cyborgwafle]

Hahahaha nice. The only thing you did wrong was forget mor health potions. I died in a dark brother hood quest for the same reason. lol XD

[TheFuentes5551]

EPIC !

[R3R4LJ]

@Anzboy0000 Do any of you people even try to read the description these days?

I friggin sucked at the time! Want to see me kill multiple dragons in a montage for me to PROVE that I just made stupid mistakes that time!?

[R3R4LJ]

@saidutis Well I think that your grammar sucks! :P

[RaiderMLB]

What a pussy (tehe cuz its a Khajiit)

[ArtemisWolf841]

1:46 Khajiit always land on their feet, even when thrown by a dragon

[Aznboy0000]

You died because you were crouching while trying to run, and also where using your hands to hit him.

[deathcoredood97]

when this kid is jumpin around tryin to grab another arrow hes like "Dammit when do I unlock Slight of Hand Pro!?!?"

[saidutis]

i fink u fail

[Lordsteven125]

that was entertaining

[johnc7995]

shittiest fucking video, this video is a waste of bandwidth.

[TheEXpothead]

plz tell me that aint the cat faced race XD. I never tried one sofar, cuz they dont look dangerous they just look weird like I said XD how can I play with one when it has the face of a cat, dont want the enemies to laugh at me XD

[XxREEBOWxX]

u make me want this game...so i can fail too XD

[SuperAwesomeface12]

Dear prince,

I have saw a dragon that i could capture. But it was too big.

It spread Ice around my dick,head, and legs.

When it came closer to me. It ate me to bits

and i died. Why the fuck am i still writeing this when im dead? lol

~Poor man.

[xxIVI4s0nxx]

is that fur?coming out of ur ears? lol

[SSJavenger]

The video was a bigger fail than what hapened in it

[Raqwaza17]

NOT THE KAJIIT

[SimonGuy10]

Binding of Issac?

[getalifetothemax]

best part 1:55, cuz this vid sux

[theHAPPYbombTHREAT]

i can kill a dragon in literally 10 seconds

[SerinSpiritwalker]

@theHAPPYbombTHREAT you know you can one shot dragons right? 10 seconds is a little slow to be boosting.

[Gamesaures]

I take the dragon attacks like a boss... a mage boss with no defence :(

[TheWarFabio]

Nb :D

[iiCaNo]

its a big fail especially when your mum got u that game

[R3R4LJ]

@iiCaNo I mowed lawns and Worked hard to earn money to pre-order this game, thank very much Mr. Troll.

[SerinSpiritwalker]

@R3R4LJ Dude there are easier ways to make money. You have a youtube account for goodness sake, use it right.

[R3R4LJ]

@SerinSpiritwalker Seeing as i use corporate owned content, like music, and video games for my vids, i cannot make money on this account... (Sadly)

[SerinSpiritwalker]

@R3R4LJ ... and you can't create a second account because? sounds more like laziness now, yet you mow lawns.

[aborigene7]

@R3R4LJ You can still make money.

[Maaniiek]

@R3R4LJ there are many people making videos of games and still getting money on their youtube account.

[Astaticembrace]

@SerinSpiritwalker Did you seriously call him out for WORKING to earn money? What a smelly taint you are...

[NewGuinea228]

@SerinSpiritwalker Ahahahah your right! who mow's lawns these days anyways. Get a real job :)

[hardtokill123]

best part 1:43

[coltzanos]

halarios, thats a good demonstration why not to poke dragons XD

[ratsheep14]

lol whoever made this video is crap



[Xtex5000]

dragons are easy, its those elder dragons you gotta watch for.

[Gmblr117]

@Xtex5000 no it is the ancient dragons that you should watch out for

[Splop10]

@Xtex5000 Aw man don't talk to me about those bloody Elder dragons. I'm currently a level 43 Nord and I'm STILL having trouble with them.

[LonexRiderxgamer]

kahjiits are my favorite race.

[Halofreakanoid]

It's like you're twelve years old. 

[MrLOLMiner]

That happened to me when a blood dragon came by.

[ki11erwaterme1on]

the title says read the desc its disc retard

[R3R4LJ]

@ki11erwaterme1on Really? Thats SO big that you have to complain about it?

[gta4digger]

@R3R4LJ find a place where a dragon is perched on the top of a word wall, Get the sneak perk which is something like: 30x Damage with daggers, jump on its back from above, and viola, sneak attack almost kills the bastard!

[R3R4LJ]

@ki11erwaterme1on Besides, Description is spelled like that, not like discription...

[SuperAwesomeface12]

@R3R4LJ 1:45 to 1:50 U lost the game dude. xD lol.

[gta4digger]

@ki11erwaterme1on You're calling people a retard when you don't know how to spell any better? Ha ha

[NoGoodNamesTheseDays]

@ki11erwaterme1on No... it is actually DESC, short for DESCRIPTION, not DISCRIPTION... Retard.

[Darkdayzz]

@ki11erwaterme1on

Actually Description....

retard *cough cough*

[Gcheilan]

@ki11erwaterme1on LOL its funny that you call him a retard for abreviating "description" as desc yet that would be perfectly acceptable... and tried to correct him with "disc" Discription? DISCRIPTION?! WTF is wrong with you...

[JLWRULES17]

@ki11erwaterme1on its funny how you fail to spell...

[MikeMan1060]

@ki11erwaterme1on is description not discription bigger retard....

[TheHostileHeaven]

LOL I didn't know they could chew u up.

[Wannafent]

Y'know... you probably could've just killed the dragon?

[bladebreak1]

well apparently you still suck, i got the game a few days after the release, and have been playing on master difficulty the whole time... and I definitely can NOT keep count of the exact number of dragons I've killed... Watching that dragon eat you was very satisfying... It was almost as though it was the right thing to do... chomp your annoying little head off, with your annoying little music... and your annoying subtitles, ughh.... Your like a Rebecca Black-Bieber elder scrolls noob...