I was thinking about his Buffalo Bill voice today and couldn't stop laughing. I was walking down the street just laughing to myself. People kept their distance.
Colin Quinn can't get a show but this pile of extruded placental matter gets the green light? How?What makes this show even remotely watchable?
"Oh my God,it was so amazing.They threw a bunch of shit in a bowl,mixed it together,put it in a pan,then guess what? No,guess faggot....THEY PUT IT IN THE FUCKING OVEN! Oh man I nearly shit and came at the same time when I saw that,it has to be the best show ever!"
Ughhh.... this country forces me to drink heavily sometimes.
"thats the best you've got buddy? honestly? you post on ALL of my videos with nothing to contribute but you obviously have some sort of man crush lol. real flattering, but i'm not into the faggots. you'll find someone bro.......i'm sure someone with aids to share in your struggles. Dont have to be EDGY, and quite honestly why wouldnt i be a huge jimmy fan if i'm on all of his videos you fucking dipshit."
Who gave me thumbs-down? You dummies, don'tcha get it? I was tying in that scene Yarsh29 is describing with the talking O&A were doing about the cakes show and the difficulties of transporting these big elaborate cakes in vans...
@TxBoarHunter Yeah, and he never raped her or anything. He just starved her for a couple of weeks -- which, let's face it, did her a world of good -- and taught her a few lessons about baskets and hoses.
I dont think he starves them to death since he wanted fat chicks and he fed her chicken. I'm thinking he kills them some other way than starvation so he has plenty of skin to work with.
"thats the best you've got buddy? honestly? you post on ALL of my videos with nothing to contribute but you obviously have some sort of man crush lol. real flattering, but i'm not into the faggots. you'll find someone bro.......i'm sure someone with aids to share in your struggles. Dont have to be EDGY, and quite honestly why wouldnt i be a huge jimmy fan if i'm on all of his videos you fucking dipshit."
"I DONT!!! WHAT!!!!! I USE UPS GROUND" LMAO
1xDannyHey1x 1 month ago
opie always likes all this dumb shit and then pretends it sucks with jimmy and anthony
boothesquirrel 3 months ago
My party is ROONED! Haha
DecoyPencil 5 months ago
erock sounds like brian regans stupid voice.
"It was a special target exclusive."
livevil1989 1 year ago
charm city is baltimore. the show's set in baltimore.
blatspanner 1 year ago
Teds Cake Emporium 12 Month Review
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Nightwing690 1 year ago
Jim Norton is truly the freestyler of comedy
MrCooljoe127 1 year ago
any one of you would blow erock if it meant you got his job...Your not op' or ant. so shut the fuck up.
berkaclit 1 year ago
I wonder if Ted brings in a cake if Opie the Destroyer stomps on it.
EricLynchSucks 2 years ago
i want to play this REALLY FUCKING LOUD at my culinary school
GrundySolomon 2 years ago 2
fondant tastes like ass
xg4bx 2 years ago
I was thinking about his Buffalo Bill voice today and couldn't stop laughing. I was walking down the street just laughing to myself. People kept their distance.
OboxerU 2 years ago 4
Today's my birthday. I want a cake made by Ted.
kdenny84 2 years ago 9
eRock, you fat bitch.
thedancemetaltwins 2 years ago 3
what did he ever do to you?
EmperorEva0001 2 years ago
Colin Quinn can't get a show but this pile of extruded placental matter gets the green light? How?What makes this show even remotely watchable?
"Oh my God,it was so amazing.They threw a bunch of shit in a bowl,mixed it together,put it in a pan,then guess what? No,guess faggot....THEY PUT IT IN THE FUCKING OVEN! Oh man I nearly shit and came at the same time when I saw that,it has to be the best show ever!"
Ughhh.... this country forces me to drink heavily sometimes.
ajr4888 2 years ago
its radio. so nothing makes it watchable. listenable to.. maybe
Double44 2 years ago
"You know what?? I use UPS ground!! You'll get your cake within 5 days or it's on ol' Ted."
BLACKpajamaRIOT 2 years ago 8
Ace of Cakes is awesome. :D (and Charm City Cakes is in Baltimore, what a dumb fuck)
ToruKun1 2 years ago
My parties RUNED!
DuffDog7576 2 years ago 7
Ted's a goddamn fool,but he's one hell of an entrepreneur.
ajr4888 2 years ago 6
Erock got turned on BY them.
drivepro 2 years ago
i have the dvd
LaCokaNostra81 2 years ago
Jon and Kate plus babies is worse, Mr. Hughes.
11825code6 2 years ago
lol oh hoagie boyyyyyyy
hunghunk2006 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
"thats the best you've got buddy? honestly? you post on ALL of my videos with nothing to contribute but you obviously have some sort of man crush lol. real flattering, but i'm not into the faggots. you'll find someone bro.......i'm sure someone with aids to share in your struggles. Dont have to be EDGY, and quite honestly why wouldnt i be a huge jimmy fan if i'm on all of his videos you fucking dipshit."
-Hunghunk2006's email to me
jstow01 2 years ago
where is the "would ya" reference from?
meatcurtinz 2 years ago 2
Silence'a the Lambs.
Buffalo Bill had his arm in a sling and was trying to load a couch into a van in an alley, fat girl offers to help, he says "...wouldja?"
oh, and then he grabs her, drags her home, throws her in a pit in his basement, and starves her to death so he can make a lady-suit from her skin...
Yarsh29 2 years ago 18
You make him sound like an asshole. He atleast gave her some lotion ;-)
TxBoarHunter 2 years ago 16
Is it safe?
Pr0jectWeird1605 2 years ago
Of coarse!
TxBoarHunter 2 years ago
It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again!
Pr0jectWeird1605 2 years ago
"I'd Fuck Me"
TxBoarHunter 2 years ago 3
"Couldja help me get this cake into my van..."
johnclavis 2 years ago 3
Sure!!! I'll grab the end that backs me into the van so can't get out too... ;-)
TxBoarHunter 2 years ago
Who gave me thumbs-down? You dummies, don'tcha get it? I was tying in that scene Yarsh29 is describing with the talking O&A were doing about the cakes show and the difficulties of transporting these big elaborate cakes in vans...
Ah, alls y'alls can lick my balls!!
johnclavis 2 years ago
Wouldja?
LtStarkiller 2 years ago 11
@TxBoarHunter He even offered to keep her clean
Andros1921 1 year ago
@TxBoarHunter Yeah, and he never raped her or anything. He just starved her for a couple of weeks -- which, let's face it, did her a world of good -- and taught her a few lessons about baskets and hoses.
johnclavis 1 year ago
I dont think he starves them to death since he wanted fat chicks and he fed her chicken. I'm thinking he kills them some other way than starvation so he has plenty of skin to work with.
lonebard 2 years ago
One might assume that Mr.Gumb would feed the majority of his victims crackers and save the chicken for that requisite dark leather jacket.
rqbuchanan 2 years ago 4
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devsfan1830 2 years ago
*ding**ding**ding**ding**ding**ding*
devsfan1830 2 years ago
keeps them alive, but not enough food to gain weight. Their skin gets loose and easier to remove when it's baggy
Kingofcorrect 2 years ago
@Yarsh29 nah the girl lives, remember?
jackwuzhear 3 months ago in playlist Opie and Anthony
i could listen to ted every day.
trickster0zero 2 years ago 3
Another emporium! I love it! ;-) Ted is taking over our wonderful country!
TxBoarHunter 2 years ago 2
Ted's at it again ... busy meaty breasted zilch he is. And of course e-reek has the dvd's.
hunghunk2006 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
"thats the best you've got buddy? honestly? you post on ALL of my videos with nothing to contribute but you obviously have some sort of man crush lol. real flattering, but i'm not into the faggots. you'll find someone bro.......i'm sure someone with aids to share in your struggles. Dont have to be EDGY, and quite honestly why wouldnt i be a huge jimmy fan if i'm on all of his videos you fucking dipshit."
-Hunghunk2006's email to me
jstow01 2 years ago
Ted rules
hollywoodliberal1 2 years ago