Headzup: Palin's Daughter's Baby's Daddy's Mother Arrested

[mercilessMarksmen]

ah ah ah ah hah ah a this shit is fuuuny

[orsonzg]

LOL

[VGsuperstar]

oh hit me again you maverick...

we got all dem drugs you continental americans have, but we do them with

polar bears and caribous in alaska

[HOsarahpalinisacunt]

Hey Palin don't you have a meth lab to tend to? or a rape victim to screw over? or some poor animal to hunt from a plane? I got one for why don't you pretend to be

a mother? Can a day pass without this Mooseburger saying something stupid?

[marklavery0810]

palin 2012

[HOsarahpalinisacunt]

Seems like just yesterday when sarahsakscunt palin was saying ''just how much in love these 2 kids were''&''how they had been planning

on getting married for forever!''&of course we ALL remember the ''It's going to be a White House(oops we lost)/Spring/Summer

Wedding!Sarah started this BS w/ her LIES! Bristol says abstinence is NOT realistic SarahsSaks statement says Bristol totally supports

abstinence.Has Palin ever MET her OWN daughter?Arrange a photo-op w/Bristol,maybe Sarah will showup

[chocogirl999]

lol love the voice!

[lonelyahousewife]

lol,funny

[sarahPluvsabortions]

Q: How can you fit the entire Palin family into a telephone booth?

A: Throw in a Neiman Marcus catalog.

Q: Why does Florida get hurricanes and Alaska have the Palins?

A: Florida got to pick first.

Q: What does Bristol Palin say after she had multiple orgasms?

A: Way to go team!

Q: For Sarah Palin, whats long and hard?

A: Grade 5.

Q: What does Bristol Palin put behind her ears to make herself more attractive?

A: Her ankles.

[techdecksk8ters]

wow tha tvoice is really freakky

[CaptainMara]

that voice is freaky LOL!!

[flyingmagiccarpet]

Yea its funny muhahaha. ^^

[696styx]

That Northern accent on Oxycontin makes me want some.

I would get all wasted and bang Sarah Palin and Miss Teen South Carolina at the same time.

Wet and nasty and such

[sarahPluvsabortions]

whats the difference between palins mouth & v-agina? only 20% of what comes out of her v-agina is retarded

even if Obama bombed his own country with nukes by accident, he would still be a better president than Bush.

mcfossil shit his pants, palin drank down the corn shit & gulped for more,

rick davis fingered all the palin kids while todd sucked old cum from cindys c=unt, how were they supposed to win ??

[HOsarahpalinisacunt]

SARAHPALIN SHE FUCKS MOOSE. HER SLUT CHILDREN FUCK MOOSE TOO. HER GAY HUSBAND HAS A SMALL DICK.

HER JAWBONE IS DISLODGED FROM ALL THE FUCKING SHIT THAT POURS OUT OF HER MOUTH. HER LEGS ARE PERMANENTLY OPEN

IN HOPES OF GETTING PREGNANT A 78th TIME, SHE NEEDS TO HAVE A 9TH MONTH ABORTION BECAUSE IF I WAS HER UNBORN

CHILD I WOULD PRAY TO BE KILLED RATHER THAT TRAVEL DOWN THAT BIRTHING TUBE ALIVE HOLY CHRIST SHE IS A FUCKING

COCKSUCKING FUCKING PERMANENTLY-PREGNANT CUNTHOLE.

[N4M3L3SS3NT1TY]

Okay, fine, we get it. You don't like palin, and neither does anyone who's not a rabid conservative- even they may not like her..... But why is she still getting this attention? Let her go, and hopefully, she won't win in 2012.

[ccfinfo]

So much hate. So did you decide that her husbands dick was small when you were sucking it, or was it when he was shoving it up your ass? You obviously have a lot of sexual fantasies about her, her kids and her hubby. I would suggest counseling. Maybe a little anger management class would be beneficial for you. Oh, and please don't yell, I have a headache.

[selltaxi]

u suck

[696styx]

That is so funny I am going to vomit a bit

[oilhammer04]

Worthless.

[dontcallmyhousenomo]

man youre really searching for material

[zikten]

same reason Bush was elected. Nobody knew what she was going to be like before she was elected.

[crabman253]

lol my friend used to live in alaska hes pissed

[Barbaricfellow]

If the daughter is 18 there's a good change the daddy should be in jail for having sex with a 17 year old not?

(I know it's pathetic but....)

Lets hope she is a little more social and won't have another four like her extremely ignorant and repulsive mum.

Kids having kids at 18....fkn idiots.

[diah4]

ROFLMAO!! If this is not the most disfunctional family! wow. we really dodged a bullet there, didn't we?

[ApocalypseForecast]

Bistol Meth

[zikten]

I really wish people would stop assuming everyone in Alaska is like Palin. She is the worst possible public face for what is beyond a doubt the greatest state in this nation. Most Alaskans hate Palin just as much as everyone else

[librophile]

Who in his/her right mind would vote for Palin? Fanatical Religious Extreminist, Serial-Liar, Total Airhead?

Wasn't the young couple supposed to have been married by now as promised? I guess it'll have to be a good 'ol shotgun wedding. I can't blame the groom. Who would want to join this dysfunctional family of weirdos?

[argetfalcon]

And you know what I bet Sherry Johnson will find Jesus while she's in prison

[DillonX]

Who's Track's real father? (Sarah got knocked-up while single)

Who are Bristol, Willow & Piper's real father(s)?(Sarah reportedly had an affair while married)

Who's Trig's real mother? father? (It's becoming increasing clear that Sarah & Todd may not be the parents)

Who's Bristol's new baby-daddy? (Levi isn't the only 1 claiming to be)

Also - who's not on drugs?

This family MUST go on Maury Povich so we can see how many lies have been told.

The ratings would shoot through the roof!

[MOBROOKS]

first of all, dillon x, I have to applaud you for even taking the time to learn all of those kids fucked up hippie names. lol

[steeloavenger]

that shit was hilarious!

[BuStFaCe]

It takes one to know one zing, but hey thanks for comments from the dork side.

[patsagainstrats]

I think Michelle Obama may indeed be a chick-with-a-dick. Have you ever seen her lumber around the stage when she's with her drug-addicted husband? She's got all the grace of one-legged drunken gorilla.

[samadjhi]

Patsaginstrats you sound like you have not been getting dicked regularly. Whats the matter your man holding back on you?

[patsagainstrats]

Samadijhi? Why, that sounds sandniggerish. Go fuck yourself!

[samadjhi]

Patsaginstrats their you go again obsessing over getting fucked. As you look over the ads it is obvious who the nigger is but you are to stupid to know it. Sometimes it is best to keep your mouth shut. What you posted shows some of what is wrong with the world. A world which would be better off without you and people who think like you. You are being left behind and that's what frightens you. Your all dressed up and have no where to go. You are becoming a dinosaur. Extinct!

[DillonX]

I do hope that Bristol's baby is born soon & that they don't induce labor to try to cover deceptions.

Sarah put Trig's life in danger (if she was in fact the mother) on the day she supposedly gave birth to him.

Let's hope they don't continue the insanity.

[DillonX]

Legalize pot, but oxycontin I'm not so sure about.

It's highly addictive & people are advised not to try to get off oxycontin cold-turkey.

Once addicted, the person should only try to get off under a doctor's strict supervision.

I suspect Rush will be addicted to oxycontin until the day he dies.

[metalhead91]

Marijuana, however, is non-addictive. Just thought I'd throw that out there.

[Phantasmvlog]

Marijuana is addictive, in that there is no doubt. It's proven, that although it is not physiologically addictive, it is pyschologically addictive.

[AbdulAdl42]

Marijuana is both physiologically and psychologically addictive, BUT only for daily, long-term smokers. Even then, the major withdraw symptoms are increased irritability, insomnia, general malaise, and lethargy. Any or no combination of those symptoms can last anywhere from a day to a month depending on the time and frequency of smoking the drug. Occasional use will rarely cause withdraw symptoms lasting more than 12 hours, if any.

[metalhead91]

But in that respect, anything even remotely enjoyable is addictive. However, I've yet to find anyone who suffers from anything more than very light withdrawal symptoms.

[RonPaulGeorgeRingo]

The battle for the Republican Party!

The Neo-Cons vs. the Oxy-Cons

[lukewarmstorm]

Drugs shouldn't be illegal in the first place so this shouldn't be an issue.

[DillonX]

The reason it's still being reported is that Palin made such a huge deal of being representative of the "real America" -- those small towns where folks have REAL moral values.

And yet the Palin & Johnston families are really representative of what is known as "poor white trash" ...concerned with getting drunk every day, screwing around outside of marriage, & doing hillbilly heroin.

[MOBROOKS]

palin started it! palin was constantly trying to slander barak during the campaign.

those who live in glass houses should never throw stones! and we are finding out more and more each day that palin's house must have been made by pyrex! lol

[perfectlyhumble]

"This wouldn't be news if it wasn't vaguely related to Sarah Palin."

She is a (stuttering, semi-literate) "leader" of a group that preaches strict "moral values" to everyone, insists that everyone adopt these same values, but doesn't even come close to living according to these values.

Palin herself has been greedy, lazy, and hypocritical: she took a lot of taxpayer money in per diems, even for nights that she stayed at home;

[perfectlyhumble]

(continued) she made no effort to educate herself on basic world affairs, basic geography, or basic English grammar; and she belongs to and leads groups that preach zero tolerance and disdain for people who act as her own daughter does, as her daughter's boyfriend does, and as that boyfriend's mother does.

This is not just "vaguely related", of course, this is her own greed, laziness, hypocrisy, and failure to educate herself first, and then to instill values and sound judgment in her daughter.

[perfectlyhumble]

I don't "speak of" you at all, of course.

You show that your reading comprehension is as weak as your writing, which includes these gems: "speak of", "and then coupled with the commentary".

[perfectlyhumble]

"going around the bush"

"speak of"

"and then coupled with the commentary"

[perfectlyhumble]

"going around the bush"

"speak of"

"and then coupled with the commentary"

"re-define"

"is the one most glaring of"

[perfectlyhumble]

"going around the bush"

"speak of"

"and then coupled with the commentary"

"re-define"

"is the one most glaring of"

[perfectlyhumble]

Just like your hero Sarah Palin.

"going around the bush"

"speak of"

"and then coupled with the commentary"

"re-define"

"is the one most glaring of"

[perfectlyhumble]

Illiterates like you can be so entertaining! Sad, but entertaining.

[perfectlyhumble]

Illiterates like you can be so entertaining! Sad, but entertaining.

"going around the bush"

"speak of"

"and then coupled with the commentary"

"re-define"

"is the one most glaring of"

[perfectlyhumble]

You and Sarah both have the same language ability:

"going around the bush"

"speak of"

"and then coupled with the commentary"

"re-define"

"is the one most glaring of"

[DillonX]

We don't know for sure if Trig was born in Feb, March, or April as SARAH PALIN REFUSES TO FUNISH A BIRTH CERTIFICATE. (If she didn't have anything to hide, why would she do that?)

Still a claim was made that Bristol couldn't be the mother as she was 5 months PG & would give birth in mid-December.

If many more days pass by Bristol could be the mother of the first baby, so we hope she'll give birth soon.

[jayraskin]

Good points. in November Levi said the baby was due Dec. 18. Last week the Sarah's father said it was due Dec 20. It is now Dec. 22 -- and guess what -- no baby. On Jan 18th Trig will be 9 months old. If Bristol gives birth Feb. 1 (40 days from now) or later, then Bristol could have have been the mother of both Trig and the new baby.

It will also mean that McCain and Palin lied when they said that she was five months pregnant and therefore couldn't be Trig's mother. Watch your calendars.

[LoneTrooperNE]

I will laugh my ass off if that kid isn't born until February. That would pretty much clench it for me. Bristol is on baby #2 before the age of 18.

Halarious if it turns out to be true.

[canycme]

LoneTrooperNE, if that is the case, baby #2, they will induce labor soon.

[jayraskin]

It is now Dec. 23 and no birth. 39 days to go. Incidentally, if she doesn't give birth by January 15, that will mean that Palin and McCain lied about Bristol being five months pregnant when they outed her on September 1st.

[avengerducommonsense]

jayraskin- WTF business is it of anybody's? We've got a halfbreed, Kenyan born, Arab to worry about! HIS birth certificate is buried with his 'grandmother'!

[Boomer1949]

You don't sapose Trigg wasn't born in the US do you?

[perfectlyhumble]

"sapose"?

[canycme]

DillonX, they will induce labor if they're trying to hide something. I suspect they are up to no good.

We'll see.

[perfectlyhumble]

"FUNISH"

[WashMitt]

Real America seems high

[Jobabytootoo]

Since Obama is guilty by association...does this mean that Gov Palin was palling around with a drug dealers?

[FrostbittenWolf]

@Jobabytootoo

How dare you! This is politics, logic has NOTHING to do with it!

[Richardisdorky]

@Jobabytootoo Only the ones she buys her meth from.

[jamminjago]

i miss palin videos, i love they way they impersonate her voice on these lol

[DillonX]

Sarah Palin's veracity has come into question.

From what I can gather Sarah Palin was knocked-up before she got Todd to marry her.

After Track, she had Bristol, Willow & Piper, but we've reports she may've not been faithful during the marriage.

And then on the 5th child, we don't know if Sarah or Bristol or Willow or maybe Track's girlfriend was the mother, or if Todd or someone else was the father.

The only solution is to go on Maury Povich!

The ratings would shot threw the roof!

[perfectlyhumble]

"we've reports she may've"

puke

[foldsaholic]

does anybody know anything about sarah palin except for what you were told by snl?

[EngineerFromGermany]

yup and it sure aint pretty

[blair227]

She can see meth labs from her kitchen window.You betcha.

[DillonX]

I understand the Democrats are planning a major fundraiser to get Sarah Palin the nomination.

[kazoh0lic]

LOL

[bloggerday]

LMFAO

[theracemixer]

hohoho marry Christmas came too early

[AgnesBojaxhiu2000]

the rushie herbert hoover neocons will tell you that palin is the most qualified to be president or vice president ... but her future mother in law was just arrested for drug possession ... there was concern that sarah palin was into drugs too ... that's why she released her medical history at midnight eastern the day before the election ... but the neocons say that palin was the best qualified to be president or vice president regardless of whether she was addicted to illegal drugs or not

[avalsonline]

please, let palin run in 2012. she is a caricature, a joke. she will be such a disaSTER, the republicans will be forced to reform

[ikfb661]

What? No Weed?

[gymer15]

not much entertainment in alaska, so people do drugs so they can entertain themselves.

[JohnnyV83]

Alaskans are idiotic to consider narcotics rather than hallucinogens and psychedelics a smarter person would try.

[uuTubEDoTTcoMM]

LOLZ

i could barley understand wut she was sayin

[canycme]

uuTubE, "LOLZ i could barley understand wut she was sayin"

That describes Palin perfectly. ; - D

[nyXdeathXangel]

That made me laugh. Oh, goodness, that was awesome.

[Plutonwolf]

Hey, they need something to take the edge off after a hard day of tweaking...and since the days can be several months long, that edge can be brutal ;-)

[hypnometal]

I love it!

"God bless the diverse drug addicts of the great state of Alaska!"

Even if it's not fair to say it, the line by itself is hilarious! :-)

[Hooya2]

OK, there's a fine line--well, actually a very thick, obvious line--between making fun of the incompetent moron and her family, and making fun of Alaskans in general, and you tread all over it in this video.

So Palin's family is a bunch of red-necks and addicts--that doesn't mean everyone in Alaska is like them.

[deliciousmorton]

you have obviously never been to a Jewel concert.

[GamexzxemG]

She's such a vpilf.

[airborne373]

End the Drug War. Wake up! The government brings in the dope or it is made by pharma companies here in America.

Search YouTube for CIA, Cocaine.

[cheeseaura]

Was it really necessary to flip this into some kind of "hate on Alaska" video?

[deliciousmorton]

if you know who Jewel is, you'll understand. trust this.

[horizonflyer9]

lol

[AcdcfreakRocks]

ugh too many words xD

[sailorboy704]

hahahahahaha

[blair227]

Nice to know there are Real Americans up there in Alaska.Keep clinging to god,guns,and dope there Falin.

[samhammett]

You have a weak mind.

[samhammett]

Case in point. (You can look it up.)

[samhammett]

Case in point. (You can look it up.)

[samhammett]

Case in point. (You can look it up.)

[JJavenger1988]

ahahahhahahahahahahaha

i dont understand.

[MagicDevan]

Nice haha