Beer Belly Vs. Butt Crack: A Political Discussion

[ABCDhalia]

BOOOOOOOOOO Beer sucks.

Go Pepsi and Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!! >=)

[Blinkazoid]

I actually prefer Dr. Pepper to Beer. The Dr. Pepper Party just doesn't have the right ring to it though, LOL.

[CountryComesToTown]

LMAO Well I have finally found my political party Blink! How do I get my donation to the beer belly party? LOL Thanks for sending me thins. -Jim

[Blinkazoid]

Hehehehe, thanks Jim:) I'll have my people contact your people to arrange for a donation. Please be patient because my people have a tendency to sleep past 3pm and oftentimes forget my instructions. They're good people though, Burrrrp!!!

[OhCurt]

FOUND IT!

Okay, putting this sucka back in my faves for this new channel.

As you were.

[Dreamland28sMom]

How did I miss this video? LMAO I finally have a use for my beer belly and acceptance woohoo

[Blinkazoid]

I know what you mean. I miss videos left and right myself. They just fly by on my subscription page because I subscribe to so many people.

The beer belly party officially welcomes you into the ranks of it's membership. Your membership card should be arriving in the mail shortly:)

[nanciesweb]

Sorry, I'm a libertarian... 8)

[Blinkazoid]

OK. We in the Beer Belly Party will try to work with your candidates once we're in power. I don't think there are too many of them so it shouldn't cost too much to bribe them:) j/k

[nanciesweb]

LOL. Actually, there are more libertarians, but they don't think they can make a difference, so they stick to one party or another. They're out there... somewhere...

[iseehaters]

ahahahahahaha im not showing my beer belly..

[Blinkazoid]

Hehehehe. Well showing your beer belly isn't actually a requirement to join the Beer Belly Party. A comment of support for the party would be fine. I saw your "Drunk on Blue Moon" video so you would appear to be a prime demographic for the beer belly party, LOL.

[dyamasaki]

hehehe, awesome Blink! Why do I fear a more eloguent retort from the Butt Crack Party? I have seen some recent examples of their widespread influence, their vast power base!

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks Ben:) Ya, something tells me we haven't heard the last *words* from the Butt Crack party. You're preaching to the choir about those recent examples you've seen. I totally believe you. The past transgressions of the Butt Crack Party will be floating to the surface for years to come:)

[sneakypreacher]

Gastronomical proportions...lmao! That phrase alone was worth the watch of this video...but the whole damn thing was hysterical. Brotherhood of the Traveling Nuts is still my fav Blinkazoid video...but this one just came in second...funny stuff. LOL!

[Blinkazoid]

A big thanks for the super nice comment Mike. Ya, it's kinda hard to top the "Traveling Nuts" vid:) I'll keep trying though in the hopes lightning might strike again someday:)

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks for stopping by Mikma. It's perfectly OK to drink grape juice even if your a member of the beer belly party:)

[nonigold]

LOLOLOLOLOL Blinks!!! Fantastic one! laughed throughout the whole video, so thank you for that;-)

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks Noa:)) It would seem that the Beer Belly Party has world wide appeal:) BTW, for those of you outside the U.S. the moped reference pertains to when people lose their drivers license due to a DWI a LOT of them wind up riding a moped because if it's under X number of CC's it's legal for *Anyone* to drive on the street. I'm not sure if that's the way it is elsewhere or not?

[MGABBYB]

I vote for the beer bellies...

[Blinkazoid]

WooHoo. I knew I could count on your support Mary. I forsee a blowout inauguration bash!!!

[viddareff]

im on it.

[Blinkazoid]

Welcome aboard viddareff. It's been a while since I've seen you. Score another one for the grassroots appeal of the Beer Belly Party:) WooHoo!!!

[dl737]

At the risk of sounding politically incorrect, I believe one must differentiate between a male beer belly and a female butt crack. All males - beer belly gets my vote. But if the butt crack is female - sorry - I go after the butt. Sexist? Perhaps. No one said politics is easy.

[Blinkazoid]

LOL. Wow. I am starting to see that politics certainly *IS* a cutthroat business. I had expected the promise of a 50% beer tax credit to blind everyone to those few desireable attributes the other party/s possess. I guess man does not live by beer alone. I can live with you voting a split ticket. I'm confident that my party can flood the elections with more beer belly's than the competition can find *attractive* butt crack candidates.

[biblegirl7]

I'd like to hear the positions of the arm pit and ear wax parties.

[Blinkazoid]

The arm pit party is fighting amongst themselves at the moment about whether to offer free tax credits for deodorant/antiperspirant or shaving cream/razors/electric trimmers. The ear wax party is sooo clogged up with ear wax at the moment that they are having trouble communicating amongst themselves. Both parties are non-factors until if and when they get their internal problems sorted out.

[brianrangeley]

I am sorry I have to disagree having just appointed myself as President of the "Milano Cleavage Party" with primary responsibility for production of political broadcasts which I will squeeze into my busy schedule. Heh heh!

[Blinkazoid]

OMG, and just how is the Beer Belly Party supposed to compete with Milano's cleavage? Grrrrr. You have just raised the political ante my friend. I am raising the tax credit to 75% and declaring that each month shall have 5 national beer drinking holidays. WooHoo MayFest arriving shortly:)

[brianrangeley]

OK.... I declare that nipple sucking shall be extended from 2 years old with special concessions for the over 40's

[Blinkazoid]

I have just now seriously considered switching parties!!!! I do need something in writing first though.

[brianrangeley]

Full disclosure will be made in due course - that's what she told me anyway - and then I woke up with a face full of pillow!

[popebenadict16]

as a fully paid up member of the party you know you can count on my vote blink.although for some strange reason i dont have a beer belly.

[Blinkazoid]

Ya, I really don't have one either. I had to do some major belly expansion to get the spokesperson's job. I certainly realize you are a person who has paid their dues many times over. I knew I could count on your support. I foresee a cabinet position in your future. Or maybe even a wine cellar position.

[TonyDi]

You ARE among the luckies who do not. I don't hardly EVER drink beer and I have a beer belly - well maybe it's just a belly from eating too stinking much. But if asked, I will deny it to be anything but a beer belly.

[Blinkazoid]

Good man. I think maybe there's a term for that. Plausible deniability I guess. To tell the truth, in addition to not having a beer belly, I also drink very little beer. But hey ya gotta remember that ex-Fema head Michael Brown (Brownie) was deemed to be qualified for that position because of being the commissioner of the International Arabian Horse Association. So in politics anybody can be anything with the right connections.

[LeSaMilano]

It's the Stella babes

[Blinkazoid]

Oh my, I do so hate it when comments fly over my head. The only Stella reference I can think of right at the moment is when Marlon Brando said that name with such anguish in "A Streetcar Named Desire".Wait a minute... Google is my fried. STELLA BEER!!! Google makes me into a fake genius:) OK Stella Beer for you if you join the party. BUT Brian has already started a party in your name so he'll have to furnish the beer for you.

[TonyDi]

Did somebody say BEER PARTY!!?? I'm there....where is it? PARTY!! Got MY vote and I don't vote. GREAT video Blinky. Wacky as usual. Count me in whenever it's party time. HAHA!! :o)

[Blinkazoid]

WooHoo TonyDi. Welcome to the Beer Belly Party. Grab a cold one on me, and remember to save all future beer reciepts for that 50% tax credit.

[TonyDi]

Did you say TAX CREDITS TOO?? MAN this is MY kind of part-eh!! HAHA!! Oh wait...you said beer BELLY party. I thought you said BEER PARTY. Well that changes the complexion of this party a little bit. BUT as long as there's beer you can call it whatever you want!! ;o)

[Furnifur]

Full girth...see you use that word on purpose. I've seen that thing that is on his head, it used to be a toy I believe. You are sticking out that belly because I know it's not that big. Blink, just hold on darlin' I already called your shrink, he's on his way!

[Blinkazoid]

Ya, I was sticking my belly out. Perhaps I'm not the most qualified spokesperson to be representing the Beer Belly Party. The thing on top of the tennis ball was a badmitton shuttlecock. It was the first acceptable thing I ran across to use as a hat, and perhaps appropriate since it kinda represents the stereotypical lampshade on top of the head of someone who's drank a bit too much at a party. (The Beer Belly Party is philosophically deep, LOL)

[curt344]

You said shuttlecock... heh hehheh heh... that's cool.

[Furnifur]

WOW, I was playing with Shuttlecock as a little girl this explains so much! What do I eman by that? I dunno. now you got Curt saying shuttlecock...see what you started. I'm not too surprised either that the Berr Belly party is playing...well you know.

[Blinkazoid]

Maybe you and Curt should start your own politcal party and call it the Shuttlecock party:) BrianRangeley already has tossed his hat (or tossed something:) into the ring of the "Milano Cleavage Party" Things are getting downright competitive. I'm hoping there's plenty of blind beer drinkers who won't be influenced by Milano's cleavage:)

[Blinkazoid]

I just told Furnifur that you and her should start the "Shuttlecock Party". I have to warn you that things are getting competitive though since BrianRangely has just started the "Milano Cleavage Party". Politics is a rough and tumble business:)

[curt344]

Now THIS is a political party I wouldn't mind supporting. They have much more class than the folks currently in power.

*BURP!*

[Blinkazoid]

Amen brother Curt. To tell the truth of the matter even the Butt Crack Party has more class than they do:) *BURRRP!*

[bugsinrug]

OMG!! Blinky you're crazy and I luv ya that way! hugs, Chris

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks Chris:) I knew the Beer Belly Party could count on your support:)

[VeeBeeLicious]

Your penis seems to have turned into a budweiser bottle with a face! I'd worry if I were you!

[Blinkazoid]

Hehehehe. As long as it's smiling I'm a happy camper:)