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  • omg

  • the black guys scared of it breaking because he cant swim

    

  • Lol

  • Poster is a douche bag, but aside from that, yellow book/pages is a waste of a tree when you have google. Fucking morons.

  • @ohlolololololollol cool story douche now take that squirrel out of your ass and your dick out of your dads mouth and maybe you wont be such an ass :) have a nice day!

  • Hahahah this made me laugh.

  • 0:46

    Shark: COME HERE YOU!

  • ok lol

  • WOW

  • i remember this ad being on TV in england lol . as adverts (or 'commercials' as the americans call them) go, this ones pretty good.

  • Great White: DIE BITCH!

  • guy lalalalalalala opps o shit! shark haha u retard broke the glass guy wtf CALL A GLASS REPAIR NOW! other guy fine! glass cracks more guy ahhh shit call a freckin repair shark now ur fucked.

  • Never sing and sweep in a glass aquarium

  • Uhhh Ohhh your fault black man

  • Niggers are cool,BAAAAABBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEE

  • I actually lol'ed like fuck when the guy on the phone is ordering and doing it slowly and calmly

  • if that glass broke while his hands were on there, the skin on his hand would split 0o

  • We have Great Whites in captivity here in California.

  • This is funny id b hella scared

  • The great white cant be out of the wild dip shit

  • Retarded

  • Always the elderly and black people

  • Oh

  • Oh itsnt

  • This is from a f*cking movie

  • @djrogervlogs its a ad lol

  • This is stupid!

  • funny

  • dees is zoeee focking grappig ni gewoen xD

  • Wish U.S. had commercials like this

  • wow scary

  • jajja estaa chhiidoo estte comercial

  • this is a dutch commercial!

  • i saw this movie trailer from a shark movie where the black dude dies first and now im here and what do i see ? Are those film makers racist's or what? (btw I'm white :P so i'm safe?)

  • @JokeRmakesPie Shark Night 3D hahahaha I just came from that video to

  • @jao1915

    :) So I'm not the only one.

  • @JokeRmakesPie Idiot

  • @danimal97520

    Why? 

  • @reranger21 Haha so right you pric

  • The guy at the window was probably thinking, "DAMN NATURE!! YOU SCARY!"

  • BEST COMMERCIAL EVER!!!!!! XD

    When the ending came i screamed "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!" XDDDD

  • ...why am i on the part of youtube where the trolls are?

  • I would b scared shit less n running outta there screamin my ass off

  • @MrCodmaster888 I seez you is flooent in teh Lolspeak. You must has a kitteh!

  • Omg! Monterey! I went there when I was a Kidd this is upstairs!

  • Actually, there have been 6 white sharks in captivity at the Monterey Aquarium. We just had our 6th shark there that lived there for 55 days. Our first shark was there for 162 days before being released back in the wild. So that would be a little over 6 months in captivity. Before you say they never survived beyond 3 weeks, maybe you should make a trip to our aquarium and have a peek.

  • Its not fucking real chill sayin nigger nigger nigger its supposed to be funny.... Damn red necks go kill a deer.......

  • @GassyBastard Fuck you...

  • why was he standing by the glass... i would've gotten out of there from the first crack..

  • Bunch of fuckin racist twats.

  • They're fucked! hahahaha! That was hilarious!

  • dumb nigger, they always fuck up.

  • I wonder how that holds so much water if it just cracks from a mop hit. @_@

  • The biggest great white shark in the wild maybe, but not in captivity. Also, great whites cannot survive in captivity, they haven't figured out why yet, but they haven't been able to keep any alive in captivity longer than 3 weeks. If they could, that would be one hell of an attraction. Funny commercial though!

  • Why do i click on this if i know its fake? O_o

  • @Sharklover19980716 it's not fake though, that's the thing.

  • hehehe

  • its the black guys falt he wa daceing like a dog with a stick that dum nigger

  • I love that song... I can't stop playing it in my head.." baby baby baby ... Awww yaaa"

  • If that was real,...that black guy would have ran the hell out of there the sec it cracked! There not the fastest runners in the world for nothing ya know!!!...lol!!!...;D;D;D... I can't help it, this cracks me up!!!...lol...;D;D;D!!!

  • tht guy is fucked

  • ITS A MEGLEODON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Lol

  • what is that man doing? is he singing or washing the floor?

  • the best bit is the singing at the beginning. I am wetting myself haha!!!

  • i would have ran!

  • eveybody knows blacks #1 dont got near water with life in it #2 see something and are the first ones out haha im black i know its a code

  • How the HELL did I get from annoying orange to THIS?

  • @31Musicz31 Whats worse?.Admitting to watching that Annoying bastard of an orange. Its fuck funny tho.

  • I can't help but find that hilarious

  • Yup... That's pretty f*cked up you know...

  • Dude it was a joke calm your nuts1

  • Great whites have never been able to stay alive in captivity, good commercial though. And so what if it's misleading everyone wants views.

  • This is sort of why I hate the shark exhibit at Seaworld.

  • @Dreadlocktopus lol same here!

  • i think i have to click the home button. when i started i was watching Minecraft Videos!

  • Excuse me, but I see you've stated up there 'no one knows the exact estimate', but i'm sure they do, but is you didn't know the exact estimate why would you take a guess on a FAKE shark. lol. Looks like a commercial. Very upsetting that on YouTube, no one can find anything real these days.

  • lol no great whites were ever caught in captivity

  • lol no great whites were ever cought in captivety

  • @MrCodmaster888 I highly doubt the worlds biggest shark was 37 feet, you're retarded*

    If you are going to call anyone retarded, learn to spell.

  • That is soooooooo funny

  • thats just totally fake and just plain funny.lol

  • @monkeyattic yeah you can also tell its fake cuz its a commercial you moron

  • Largest great whir=te seen was about 19 feet, fact.

  • Fake! You can tell because that type of glass is designed not to break!

  • How did i get here??

  • Dude, I`ve been searchin for this a while

  • the whale shit broke da window

  • @MrCodmaster888 So he is retarded just because you don't believe him? There's some dumbass logic for you.

  • That cleaner would be Fired soon XD

  • WOW it is big I'm doing a roport about sharks

  • Thums up if you also is in the wierd part of youtube again..

  • @MrCodmaster888 Says the person who can't spell "highly" "doubt" or "was" correctly.

  • @IrukunTheTuna THANK YOU! SOMEONE IS ON MY SIDE FOR SPELLING MISTAKES!! =) at least ppl if ur gonna post hateful comments for nothing learn how to spell first!

  • @Mileykittynightstar its funny because you misspelled ppl (people) and ur (you're). XD

  • great whites arent even white but grey

  • @MrCodmaster888 highly* doubt*

    just for future reference

  • @kifferd Who do you think wants to read all that shit you posted?

  • hey boss... i need new uniform pants..

  • I am NEVER going to another aqauiaum.

  • For some decades many ichthyological works, as well as the Guinness Book of World Records, listed three great whites as the largest individuals caught : an 11 metre (36 ft) great white captured in south Australian waters near Port Fairy in the 1870s, an 11.3 metre (37.6 ft) shark trapped in a herring wier in New Brunswick, Canada in the 1930s and the record holder a 41.2 ft monster caught west coast of the Azores Islands by a Portugese fishing trawler.jawshark.com/great_whi­te_recorded_sizes.html

  • 240p...we meet again... >:(

  • LOL

  • Dat nigga wearin' overalls.

  • To bad that the great white isn't the largest shark.

  • kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

  • yeah i know its fake but, really??? a great white shark in captivaty? fakey!

  • funny too see this ad again if you look at 0:40 its says 24 uurs glas :) nice to see that this is a dutch comercial i never saw comercials from our country in other county,s exept for now love it an this ad

  • This is Shit!

  • I hate people like you who say WORLDS BIGGEST !!GREAT WHITE SHARK its just stupid and of course im smarter than you because we all know its a fake, but you sir have made my day. this was a good video.

  • @Crickin4 your smarter than me because you know its a fake? then why click on it and moan , of course its fake no1 knows the exact estimate of the biggest great white plus its youtube what did you expect, thanks for the nice bit of the comment tho , next time just leave a nice1 with out that bullshit at beginning

  • @jonesiboi001 The largest great white shark was measured at 37 ft. That was a very misleading title

  • @prowblade tbh mate i dont believe things like that till i see a picture or something , and sorry about the title but what would you rather click on this or one called yellow pages advert lol just wanted to share a funny advert :)

  • Its a great ad

  • i dont think aquarium glass can break that easily, but if it could, the second it started breaking, i would be running for my life......if there was a shark in there of course

  • baby baby ahh ahhh o shit fail

  • Lol! This is a dutch commecial and actually won several prices :P

  • LMAO, i would shit myself haha

  • this reminds me of finding Nemo and Ice age together

  • Ha Ha I thought of Ice Age

    

  • everything has to happen to who?  THE BLACK GUY

  • @Themiamiheat1999 exactly they always make black people get killed first and its agravating

  • racist ass comercial

  • shark when passing by: "oh yeah you keep up doing that my boy, good job. I´ll check on you laterrrrr...*few seconds later* "here i aaaaam"

  • LOL, at how he tries to stop the glass cracking

  • I'd buy that glass

  • WTF!

  • His face at the end hahaha

  • Screw aquarium's, I'm going swimming with a great white before I die!

  • @velveetaslingshot try coming out to Pismo Beach, California right now, there's a couple of whities swimming up and down the coast about six meters !

  • negro de mierda todo lo rompen

  • why a black man....

  • @182popeye fuck you

  • @GREENGANG88 your mother did, she was good.

  • @182popeye yeah your mohter to

  • casual racism..... cool beans.

  • lol u can't keep a great white in a tank lol impossible

  • @TheCODZoneHD  it would be great tho lol i hate it when they have like 2ft sharks in sea aquariums lol

  • @jonesiboi001 i know but if they put big sharks the sharks would die from banging their heads on the glass :(

  • @TheCODZoneHD You can keep them in tanks, the only problem is they eat everything else and get ill due to the lack of realistic food. There is one in California at the moment I think.

  • @OVERKILLxxPro yes they use a sensory thing or something that keeps them from banging their head in the glass but for real though they put a tracker on a shark (great white) once that shark went to Australlia and back to the USA 10 times in a few weeks

  • @TheCODZoneHD I didn't say anything about glass or sensors?

  • @OVERKILLxxPro srry i like sharks i talk too much some times about them

  • @TheCODZoneHD Wrong they have kept Great White sharks in tanks, they tag them, support them in a tank till they are adults around 6"6 in length then release them back into the ocean.

  • @TheAtheistAussie yea that's a baby im talking about adult

  • @TheCODZoneHD They did have a great white shark in a tank before but then later released it.

  • @xxtasha10xx yup u can only keep 1 for short period of time or it'll die

  • @TheCODZoneHD

    Actually, a few years back the Monterey Bay Aquarium managed to house a 3-4 year old female Great White shark for about six months. I lived in the area at that time and got to see it myself! Really cool. (: It ate a bunch of other sharks/tuna in the tank, though, they had a room-filling one about four times bigger than the one in the video. After that period of time, they released it back into the wild where she was caught.

  • @TheCODZoneHD thats why they have one in side Georgia Atlanta aquarium.......

  • Its a Dutch commercial! Even Apeldoorn bellen!!!

  • Lol what cheap glass is that!?!?!?

  • chapelle?

  • Lol I wonder if it was fake if it was real this is why I hate aquariums like ripleys aquriuams like what If that was real probity wasn't I mean. How could someone record that if they die did you know workers acuttuly go in the water to feed the fish And what would you put tanks without tops whAt if a shark where to jump out that happened in hawii a shark jumped out of it's tank and then there was a pool next to it and that's where. He jumped into

  • why the hell would you have a great white in a tank in the first place lol

  • Auto Glass Repair, Auto Glass Replace.

  • why's it always gotta be a black guy nigga?

  • @anonymousDerp because if it was a white guy dancing like that it wouldn't be funny... it'd just be gay..

  • @ZeGermaans lolololol

  • @anonymousDerp LOL....

  • i got that feeling of running when it started to break haha

  • scary........but i believe im correct in saying NOONE has EVER successfully kept a great white in a tank/aquarium??? heard they tried in Oz but failed

  • @garble11 the longest a great white has lived in tank/aquarium is something like 190 something days

  • @garble11 Achually there are several places here that have great whites and theres been nothing wrong with them

  • i would of been like o.o* nice sharky? then id run after i touch it..not in that way -.-

  • JJJAAAAWWWWSSSSS!!!

  • zzzzzzz

  • so in jaws 3 they could have used yellow pages and nothing would have happend

  • :o whens number 2 coming out?

  • If i saw a shark like that in the water there would be no point in swimming for my life.

  • @JoMaMa231 yes i think to i would just enjoy being eaten -_-

  • The ending scared the SHIT out of me. O.O

  • the worlds biggist is the megalodon and its prehistoric but people still see it this very year

  • always someone black mustta pay ha? and that fatass didnt even helped him....

  • @skinkill17 , Eheu meus Jupiter, TACE! Te sunt facuus, te macro eus canis. Ego vult verberat tu baculo.