Dramatic Readings of Youtube Comments: Retsupurae

[TwistedIndigo09]

MajorCow sounds like Solid Snake to me.

[DraculasNephew]

MajorCow is secretly James Bond, Nathan Drake, and Artix's shared YouTube account.

[skycrysis]

@DraculasNephew haha,

[DyeTalian]

Dunder567 and MajorCOW win the Internet for life.

[chosentonessournotes]

Also, dunder567 is my favorite person because he's 100% fucking right.

[chosentonessournotes]

I fucking LOVE the PsychadelicEyeball impression. I was hoping you'd get the voice right!

[Pichu441]

I know it's insulting, but it's the truth!

*repeats 10 times*

[Pacalakin]

No one ever wrote in to mst3k to say they stole movies...

[PointsofData]

@Pacalakin Oh, I'm sure they did. 

[chosentonessournotes]

@Pacalakin Fans of MST3K weren't complete retards. Of course, I'm referring more to the fans of shitty LPers. They have squirrel sized brains.

[Pacalakin]

@chosentonessournotes I'm pretty sure they all have a very long list of anti-social issues.

[Drovedestroyer]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahaha

Who all did this??

[DenOfVipers]

It's fitting that the Slowbeef one looks the least pleased of them. :)

[SwirlingDrama]

Are these guys just youtube trolls or some shit?

[MoonIMover]

@SwirlingDrama Eeeeehhhhh, kind of.

They make fun of bad Youtube videos (mostly video game-based ones.)

[DenOfVipers]

@SwirlingDrama Well, think of it like this: the inventor of the video LP and cohorts police the ranks of Youtube, finding things that do NOT make good LPs; bad camera, bad commentary, games the LPer obviously isn't good at. Slowbeef says it is his "eternal penance" for starting it in the first place.

I'm happy with it, as are hundreds of others. :)

[SwirlingDrama]

@DenOfVipers Alright, I can dig it. Not that these kinds of videos aren't hilarious, but the way some of these comments were worded made me think some of these dudes are pretty loud about shit.

[noctiferbirmingham]

MajorCOW is my hero.

Also, (marks 1/5 and flags)

[paranoidude]

I tried friending MajorCOW.

He broke my skull, and considered it mutual.

[KeeGeeh]

The voices match lol

[dalektaliban]

they say major cow and superman had an arm wreslte, and the loser had to wear their underwear outside of their pants

[SoundsofDarkess]

I'll never be able to imagine Diabeetus looking like anything but that, now.

[SoundsofDarkess]

I'll never be able to imagine Diabeetus looking like anything but that, now.

[Kkyyrruu]

Your accents are crazy lol

[MsAckAck]

dunder567 is a wise man.

[kittehfoodz]

After posting comments on youtube, MajorCOW went off to the gym to bench press 350 pounds and catch and eat a wild snake.

[xxXCalculatorXxx]

oh god this is awesome

[pHr33kAcHu]

utterlyherolike's voice kicks ass XD

[VanIntegral]

I love how he read L0rdVega's comment in the Goofy voice!

[randoguy101]

I love the animals getting fucked while playtennis is speaking

[5282890]

loved how you remembered the accent (donno quite how its spelled) for Psychidelic

[Icerama108]

3:41 That is the worst PsychedellicEyeball impression I've ever heard.

[mardar18]

Diabetus forever trailer:

They used to tell stories of a man who saved the world. A man who's very presence sent the terrible LPers back to their motherships. A man who disappeared, without a trace... *Battletoads pause music fades in* When the invaders came back, they came back angry. They tore the internet apart, bit by bit, But they made one mistake. They shouldn't have made more let's plays...

[ImmaKai1]

I'm glad MajorCOW's channel is still around. :D He deserves moar than 10 subscribers. XD

[AnnoyingBird100]

Have you seen the recent retsupurae? That video is the best place to find a dramatic reading.

[NeoTStyle]

Maiindeg is such a little faggot lol ut's quite adorable.

[LegendofZeldaForLife]

MajorCOW....That was the most metal thing I have ever heard in my whole life :) I am in love

[KaraMayonakaSora]

Go dunder go!

[Mitsukilovmusic]

Swaaaaa

[neopork100]

1:02 LOL



[Link00065]

MajorCOW gains +1000000000000000 internets.

[uhhhhwhaaaat]

COMBAT AMPHIBIANS LOL

[SomeDude1403]

errr your psychedelic impression could use some work

[pyramidheadkitten9]

@SomeDude1403 kinda the point of how exaggerative it is.

[MrsBieberNumber11]

This comment is the best. Evar.

[tsunderest]

MajorCOW needs to bottle his voice and sell it. I'd buy that like crack.

[joejoerg]

imma go to viper6525D's channel and just keep saying i hope ur banned yayayayayayayayayya yayayayayayayaya yayayayayayayya yayayayayayayayayayayayayayaya­yayyayayayayayaya...

[toweronepower]

this is jokes

[Zer0nite]

I actually laughed at this. It's something I've thought about doing for the retarded public forums I've witnessed. Bravo, sirs.

[Falcovsleon21]

Okay what was up with that ending? 0_o

[SEVENTEENCINEMA]

Youtube: The cesspool of douchey nitpickers

[Saxonation]

Ages of audience, a beautiful CWC-ism

[kefkasakura]

You made 2 different readings for ThisIsACoolGuy.

[ThisIsACoolGuy]

@kefkasakura It's because of my crippling split personality.

[mythmonster2]

MajorCOW and Chuck Norris once met. They then gave each other a nod and continued walking. After all, there is a thing such as courtesy amongst gods.

[BumJuiceDrinker]

Im more epic than majorcow

[pointkappa]

I swear, I have no clue if it's intentional, but the voices you're doing are incredibly familiar (and quite well done I might add). I can't peg all of them, but AgentSpin at 3:02 sounds strikingly like Daze from 8 bit pwny club.

[Pooky1991]

The funny part is its usually not the person getting Retsupuraed getting offended, but the fansXD

[psycotigerman]

Huh I watched this and when I saw the last comment I thought he did have a bit of a point in that Rp does point out when people are furries.Then I realized the only furries who actually get offended are douchebags or whiney pricks in the first place.So yeah no real damage done I guess

[egdeltur666]

COMBAT AMPHIBIANS!!!!

You sound just like L0rdVega.

[bringrofmanyachuckle]

Holy shit, Zaodai comment at 1:27. I thought that guy was eaten by aliens or some shit.

[TheCostran29]

God, now I want to know what video that was from so bad. MajorCOW is my hero. He will forever be welded onto my brain as a cancer cell. That I want to kill me. He is so fucking awesome that people run up to him and ask him to round house kick them to the death. He is Superman and Batman combined, with a small vein of God within him. He is injected with Kryptonite daily, but he survives because he's a lot cooler than Superman. I salute him.

[pandalicious41]

@TheCostran29 Yaaaaaaa Causeee uuuu havee noooo lifeeeeee Lol

[CepVep]

Moofy07 IS the person who made the video, but on a different account.

And the 27 dislikes? They're that person too.

[mattmattmattm]

the best thing about this video is that even if you have no idea who Retsupurae are, this is still hillarious.

[MrMusicman143]

what the fuck???

[WakerOfWinds]

I LOVE the electrical beast intro

Did yall know eb finished the supermario 64 lp?

[bobbyewing311]

MajorCOW is now my favorite person on youtube ROFL

[steveharley0345]

the music is from that retro skating game from midway arcade...

[CasaiAgicap]

This was epic on more levels than I can count.

[Soragan]

I always imagined Diabeetus would die of, ya know, diabetes.

[Drake14161337]

Wow that was trippy. MajorCOW should be a character in a movie or something.

[NeverForgetWizet]

IS THIS BATTLETOADS?????????

[Reyson129]

@NeverForgetWizet

NO, IT'S FIGHTING FROGS.

[residentevilkid01]

Ummm wow. people REALLY get that pissed about others giving an OPINION? Oh wait, it's the internet. Of course they do.

[TheQuartzKid]

Actually, there are plenty of people who throw garbage in the middle of a public park or street. Go look right now, lol

Yeah, definitely favoriting this!

[ChibiVaati]

ohshi--

xithma is salad fingers!

[ZLFaurora]

Did anybody else hear the end?

[MegamanVollnut]

this shit is fucking great! RETSUPURAE FOREVER!!!

[smpolymen]

Love how you put in the Psychedelic Eyeball accent

[Mesarphelous]

Favorited this shit

[MidnightMidna]

IS THIS BATTLETOADS?

NO IT'S COMBAT AMPHIBIANS.

[wittyreviewer]

"NO IT'S COMBAT AMPHIBIANS"

I burst out laughing.

[Mickothebest]

MajorCOW is fucking awesome.

[kattowitz4]

MajorCOW is really M. Bison in disguise.

[NoFearNoFlame]

FUCK YEAH MajorCOW

[frantheman180]

you don't fuck with MajorCOW. end of story. 

[Dukeobelding]

3:52 - 4:32 Damn, that was like Abbott and Costello's "Who's on first" joke.

[marioman2161]

Alll hail MajorCOW!!

[GTtheEpic]

I think MajorCOW has been drinking too much POWERTHIRST

[Zetapimpkin]

This is a comment on a Youtube video of comments on Youtube videos about Youtube videos.

What a world we live in.

[bloodrunsclear]

2:40 Cthulhu apparently has a youtube account O_o

[Sibster45678]

@bloodrunsclear The best part was when he shouted "HITLER is better than you!"

[therealpgdarthnick]

5:44, fuck yeah, motorhead.

[tt89898989]

That is just how I expected Playtennis to sound.

[juicedup14]

oh man 720 thank you for nostalgia

[NWHPjpplayer1]

IS THIS BATTLE TOADS?

NO, ITS COMBAT AMPHIBIANS

[inferno232]

BLOW ME.

[Dissruptance]

@inferno232

But it's BELOW ME.

[Fisdoomtion]

HITLER

[Millennia0007]

@Fisdoomtion GODWIN'S LAW.

[steveharley0345]

That is EXACTLY how I imagine Proteus4994 would look.

[dynablade1]

you know...we need to find this gamerguy and spam his comments *searchs for user* nevermind...he gets no views anyway.

[WinstonFisher]

ThisIsACoolGuy is Mordin.

[ThisIsACoolGuy]

@WinstonFisher I guess I can live with that

[WinstonFisher]

@ThisIsACoolGuy It was not meant to be an insult at all. Plus he's the coolest guy in that game.

[ThisIsACoolGuy]

@WinstonFisher Pft, I didn't take it as a insult :v Thanks though!

[KirbyRoolz47]

MajorCOW is Solid Snake's and Chuck Norris's Shared Youtube Account.

[pyramidheadkitten9]

@KirbyRoolz47 you forgot technoviking and gordon freeman.

[Cooliespy345]

Was the ending a really good imitation of Diabeetus?

[Gight77]

@Cooliespy345 i wish (no it wasn't)

[DjLizard0]

@Cooliespy345 It was sampled from his Battletoads LP.

[trelior]

That was some funny shit.

[kmoodyblues]

COMBAT AMPHIBIANS. XD

[jsh020]

best part of retsaprae isnt their awsome videos. its the retarted haters

[PlankofWood1]

I wake up some times I wish I was MajorCow.

[lich109]

1:21 the part at the side said not spam, meaning HE got flagged instead.

[drvince0426]

MajorCOW is a fucking badass

[egdeltur666]

Combat Amphibians. That's where it the shits at.

That, and the guy with the super inflated ego were the highlight for me.

Also, I'm noticing there's alot of intrest in "ur," which I think is supposed to be a lost civilization or something.

[Tay648]

Lol XD

[pinkandpurpleshoes2]

so true! thanks for upload maybe people will see how idiots they are.....

[pinkandpurpleshoes2]

fuck youtube....

[FantasticVoyage112]

LOL! you actually did L0rdvega's voice, claaaaassiiicc!

[TheBestVIP1]

you are a monster! you stole other peoples youtoube comments! lol nice work. im subbing

[Sacredfire059]

'COMBAT AMPHIBIANS" read with your accent made me shit rainbows.

[ds777fighter]

I seriously don't know why all these people really hate it. It's opinions. You rather love them or hate them, like Justin Bieber, but you don't see people who don't like Justin Bieber spamming on his videos. (oh wait, you do) And so do People who love Justin Bieber, hate on music that isn't some little baby singning. If you don't like their videos, ignore it, not start some flame war.

[SaladofStones]

Can we not talk about the same thing for two hundred years, causing our descendants to forget the meaning about our original squabble and cause five hundred years of war and ethnic cleansing.

We will cause the background story to monster hunter or something. WE WILL SPLIT THIS INTERNET APART RUINING THIS DIGITAL PANGEA.

[WonderfullyWierd1]

Blow me.

[garrahasfunk]

GODWIN'S LAW GO!!!

[Thanatos0123456789]

That was allright. Ill be honest, I expected alot worse, but I had a few laughs. Specially at the end. No offense, but at face value, you seem like you make a totally unrelated video just to get views.

[Maindrian]

@Thanatos0123456789 In our defense, no, not really. It ran more along the lines of "Haha, holy shit, will you look how dumb some of these comments are?" That's the criteria for any Dramatic Readings choice.

On the flipside, it's a little embarrassing to see this pop up as featured every time I watch an RP vid. I hope they don't hate us too much for that.

[TheQuartzKid]

ROFL!

"Unfunny faggots are unfunny."

[Alexandurs]

4) fuck you

[icecreamcakeandpiex]

I like how everyone is british :3

[oxbowthegreat]

Your PsycadelicEyeball voice is great

[Reaprar]

..Huh I've watched this before and apparently never noticed that was my comment on the first image.

Make more broski

[REPTARxGOESxRAWR]

I LOVE YUU MAJORCOW!!!! >.<

[zioz99]

"Wow gameguy you sure are a whiny bitch huh?"

[ForgottenandAlone]

laughing face

[DenOfVipers]

Haha, barnyard animal sounds during playtennis14's comment.

[A6YHUTYFITTUYV7]

haha, I love the Electrical Beast and Psychedelic Eyeball impersonations.

[sonicfeet]

5:06

No one obeys "deal with it--" and in the way it's used in that comment, it only makes people angrier.

I have to appreciate her use of "get a life", though-- AND it was meant for Retsupurae's fans, too.

It shows she's worthy of getting infected with gangrene for being a super duper super stereotypical fangirl.

[sean0395]

I like how people always watch these videos making fun of over dramatic comments, then proceed to write more over dramatic comments as a response.

[ArchangelDrake]

This is fucking hilarious. You're a great voice-actor, you remind me of Masako X and them.

That "Ten Years Later" shit at the end was outright hilarious, I almost couldn't stop laughing long enough to take a drink. You should hit up the Newgrounds flashes they Retsufrashed and read through those.

[Cocklaunch]

I love the part with Diabetus at the end

[OneWithTheNight]

The sad part is, this kind of supreme idiocy doesn't just happen on Retsupurae's videos...

I laughed so hard at the "I know it's insulting but it's the truth" part. 8D

...Idgas.

.....yayayayaya.

[ArchangelDrake]

@OneWithTheNight

That was my friend Jason

:D

THIS IS IMPORTANT INFORMATION

[xplay108]

YOU STOLE THIS VIDEO XD

[xplay108]

I love Psychedelic Eyeball's comment here haha

[emulator15]

lol I just got the "I know its insulting, but its the truth" thing.

[technopixie96]

MajorCOW comments made me roflmao

[arethereanymorenames]

Nice use of Motorhead.

[toba122]

unfunny faggots are unfunny- if you don't think they're funny, then you're an idiot!

Where's the logic in that?

[ElfOfJapan]

2:34 ...Moar like MajorHam.

[dalektaliban]

BLOW ME

[AlexAceDDR]

Retsupurae is the ultimate win troll...I would be honored get attacked by them. And anyone who has been attacked, or will be attacked, deserves it.

[TheJoebucks]

They don't see a damn thing about what's wrong about what they're saying, is the worst part.

[notyoursavior78]

Funny video, reading.....

retsupurae has brought hours and hours of fun to me on youtube.

[OriginalLemming]

Feel free to dramatically read this comment at some point in the future.

Great video, good use of voice effects there, and it's a shame so many people have to troll this video in particular due to it's satirical nature of the Youtube community.

Ahem, nuff' said.

[thrillzonevideos]

wow, too many trolling noobs

[Superlightningblade]

900RedYoshi is the most pathetic Let's Player on Youtube.

I used to really like his videos until I got banned by him beacuase the most pathetic reason ever!

On one of his Kirby Lets Plays, he said that Dyna Blade was a man, so I posted a comment saying that Dyna Blade was really Female and HE BANNED ME FOR THAT!

[kmoodyblues]

MajorCow has some problems.

[ejb626]

Seriously why is there a religious fundamentalist preaching in the comments section of a video that has absolutely nothing to do with religion I could understand if it was vaguely associated but its not even that.

[trogdorisdabest]

@ejb626 He's one of those trolls who just goes around talking of the same subject, whatever the subject of the video is.

They should all go DIE IN A HOLE.

[Meisgeniusidiot]

also people dont understand that restupurae just comments over them and he's not even saying its his, also if youre going to steal a video, it has to be a good one, don't forget to block out the orginal owner's voice and replace it with your own voice recordings

[pyramidheadkitten9]

If you think that retsupurae steals videos, then youre an idiot. I know its insulting, but its the truth.

[jamesbob006]

gameguy isen't on youtube anymore lol

[ApeIlex]

umg histuzn nfunay u makes fun o mayh ebsat frenizd u meany pooopy heda

[Togain]

LOL Combat amphibians.

[Resoxin]

The voice for MajorCOW is epic.

[kilikman]

Wow, the bumchums 900RedYoshi and PlayTennis14 are so far up each other's arses, he 900RedYoshi got pissed at me for saying that he wont finish IWTBTG. What a knobhead.

[RTKTS]

-funny voice over-YOU STOLE THIS VIDEO

[MagatamaUser]

Trollin undeniable fun.

[nitemaric]

what vid are these coments from?

[sonicfeet]

1:08

Viper-- apparently-- is a psychopathic cretin.

[ZombieWolfe]

wow, this was funny XD

[steveharley0345]

Why do Bad and good LPers LP anything anyway?

If we're curious about a game, we'd get a ROM and play it ourselves.. lolz..