2 The Ranting Gryphon - "Apocalypse Of Cute" Preview 4

[ToxikHazzard]

2 is the kind of fellow I'd hang out with until 3 AM just drinking and telling funny stories with.

[bleachrules103]

I can't stop laughing...

[autonomousanomaly]

I hate amusement parks. D:

[Draigon89]

I want to come to a furcon and hug you, as does my mate. We love you 2

[VampiricDreaming]

I think I'm going to end up watching this over and over until I'm dead. XD

[dancenwaffles]

did he died XP

[note4note]

Because the only thing better than writing actual material for comedy is just reading tragedies. Sorry, but not sure how most any of this is funny at all.

[DarkAqua2312]

Once upon a time...Everything was......DEAD.....=3

[sereneprncs]

I don't know which is funnier. Jibba laughing so hard that he's damn-near in convulsions, or God's quote: "Don't worry about it, you /needed/ this bitch off your planet anyway"... XD

[Catoriesih]

XD Nature strikes back! *tree branch falls from tree killing me instantly* x_x

[funnykittenz1]

wow i feel bad for laughing my ass off at these dead ppl XDD

[AdorableUKe]

With the exception of the exploding safe and the guy with the headache, i didn't find this particularly funny...

Nah, it must have been funny...the problem must be with me... 2 is infallible!

[MaxXimumPain]

wooooowww, M-80 pipe bomb (same concept, sealing the blast makes the fuckin' thing bigger)

[poiery]

transcript for m80 safe explosion:

Converter box, a man who had forgot accommodation to his aides that was filled with their babies was blown up what he decided to blow torch it okay. And dot was quoted as saying "don't worry about it, you you get this breach of trust latitude."

Jibba: "lately we think you can see ppc antitank"

[Kittykairynn]

I love watching Jibba's reaction to the first story

[SwiftrunnerXXY]

2, don't you dare EVER get another co host. Jibba MAKES the show. I'm serious. Seeing him react to the crazy crap that happens makes everything 10 times funnier AT LEAST. I know you're not planning on replacing him, but if it would ever become a possibility, think REALLY freaking hard.

[burningseapirate]

This never gets old, too funny :)

[jman92929]

do i have to order the DVD online? D:

[AstraVex]

I read these out at my local radio station.

We had 75 complaints. I was so proud.

[samuriasam0]

Wheres the jibba broken cam when you need it :D

[Demither10]

A boy was in a forest and the tree said "FUCK YOU" and dropped a branch on his head.

Genuis.

[anthrosaurian]

In all seriousness, all gore news segments should be on video, if only to get Jibba's reactions. We want to see him break on tape :p

[Barnut]

.. jibba sounds like the secretary at my school. And she's a woman.

[NeosAvias]

Christ, Jibba. XD

[advocate319]

This sounds like the Darwin Awards!!! :O

[CrystalChord2010]

Jibbas reactions to the gore news is funny on audio. Seeing it in video makes it priceless...I love you, Jibba! :D

[ManFroGuy]

You, sir, are the reason I hate. Thank you. :)

[catch2370]

i am fucking confused. is this funny? i mean some of it is, darwin awards and all that, but this just seems slimy....

[moonwingmedia]

I could watch Jibba's reaction to the Mind Scrambler thing forever.

[askmagus]

OMFG a new DVD? *happysmasmgasm*

I so have to get that now XD

I would so pay for these two to come over to the uk and do a gig! =^_^=

FREE SPIRITS FOR THEM GUYS!

[alphatatsumaki]

Blowtorching a safe, knowing full well it's filled with M-80s. Sounds worthy of a Darwin Award to me :D

[devil238]

Jibba been on the laughing gas again? He looked like he was gonna fall off his chair.

[insanemax21]

you are one of the funniest people i dont know, because im not gonna pretend that i know you or that i care but, keep up the funnys xD fived and subscribed

[WARTORIOUS]

Death is funny. lol

[Panzerelch]

lol so damn funny

[DarkLusterVII]

I don't understand any of these. What's so funny?

[CiriousWolf]

@DarkLusterVII It's just the irony of each one lol

[dvdp21]

It's based on "Gore News" from 2's podcast 2 Sense. What they do is find the most ridiculous deaths they can find in the media, and then reword them for comedic effect.

[SodaPopElectric]

damn it i wanna know too

it not funny at all..oh shit that 11 year old child was crushed HAHA - wtf people..

you people are sick..

maaaybe they have some soft irony about them but christ that does not make it funny ._.

...i used to think 2G was hilarious, this is just sad. even so, you could find funnier deaths

[mattulmenin]

I would definitely equate 2 as the George Carlin of furry comedy. I so need to catch up on his stuff, I have his first CD and DVD but none since :(.

watching Jibba though just makes me want to meet him more.

[Rpabis18]

we got spirit! yes we do! we got DEAD!

[spiceyvideo]

I wonder if he'll be in connecticut this weekend, of course he will.

[KatheraLockharte]

LOL the gore news always makes me laugh XD

[BolnoyBratchny]

Other people's misfortune makes me happy

[Kaileigh0314]

Whoo!

Go blowtorch!

[TamaraKitty]

hehe...  these make me feel happy

[lethargicmetallurgy]

isnt the world such a grand f*cking place?

[coinstalker]

250$ says if 1000+ people died in a carcrash he'd make it funny

geroge carlin=2gryphon

[XxWildJasminexX]

Since George Carlin died, 2 is the only one who comes close~

[coinstalker]

it's true

[Jdracos]

love these stories, best one i've ever heard...guy made his wife get rediculously huge implants, her first night home with them, she rolls over in her sleep and suffocates her husband. x_x

and yes, 2 is the man

[BondoFox]

I absolutely love 2!

I fucking HATE Jibba.

But 2, he's great!

I've met him, he's one of the nicest guys around.

[lordneo256]

What do you dislike about Jibba?

[BondoFox]

He's not funny.

Don't get me wrong, he seems like a nice-enough guy, I just don't think he's funny.

[SomeDudeThatRants]

0:20

2's friend fucking lost his mind with lol-attacks!

[KamikunHadoken]

Jibba. And he laughs this easily during almost every 2 Sense.

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

This guy can make even the worst tragedies funny XD DX

[Bassoonandsax]

These remind me of the Darwin awards.

Funny stuff.

[floppybelly]

I wonder if this is kinda what the new 2 Sense is gonna be like.

[FreedomGotAnAK]

Are any of these stories true? I know the 2sense stories are, but I don't remember hearing these ones on 2sense.

[Kutan]

Quoting 2 himself  "You could not make this shit up"

[TurboMMX]

These were done at the special Live 2sense show at anthrocon if i remember right....

[MD2389]

You know what will be funny? When Jibba dies from laughing too hard, and 2 makes fun of it right as it happens! :D

[ZeroDragonwolf]

Dude, where do you get this stuff?!?

[xexyzl]

Oh I just LOVES that black man!

[foojoku]

He's called Jibba.

[mainiac666319]

ow my ribs hurt

[rocknrollguru23]

How awesome is it to see Jibba fall apart?

[tlaren]

It's been 4 long years since I've made AC, and I can't wait for the TV show!

2, I'll be making a point to find you and give you booze money, as a loyal member of the old-school FAOD!

[ZeroDragonwolf]

Wouldn't you rather hand him a bottle of ready-to-drink booze?

...and uh, ..."FAOD?"

[Nitristion]

Furry Army Of Death.

=]

[tlaren]

Furry Army of Doom, actually...

... reminds me, I wonder whatever happened to the bunny division... oh, right, 2 ate through it...

[pyromaniacevil]

JIBBA!!!! OMG I missed you Jibba!!! 2 too, but he's not a laughing black man.

[Mallix3]

"We've got spirit yes we do! We got D-E-A-D.!" ....i almost pee'd myself O_O

[HellsCowBoy666]

blowtorch+m80's=BIG BOOM

[Bourneswimmer]

What? .... WHAT! AHAHAHAHAHA!

[BarneySaysHi]

Ah, so THAT's what it looks like when Jibba gets a spasm of laughing! Can't wait to see you live 2!

[MischievousLoki]

Darwin Award, anyone?

I love the stories where they get "killed in the face!"

Isn't that your favorite place to kill someone, 2?... in the face?

[BlueKewne]

I'll for sure get it when it comes out.

Also, welcome to sunny Southern California.

[DropletOfSour]

Hey look this comes out on my birthday. Weeeell, Jesus tits, how about that?

[Cuepupkat]

cool! the live 2 sense show XD

is this the show when 2 made every one say "FUCK!"?

[KamuntKurush]

Ahh, the "Fuck You" Trees. Here I was thinking they had all died out, but nay--they're just in England now. 83

[NewEraOutlaw]

My God. Maybe it's because I'm getting old, but you've been dormant for way too long, man. It is SO good to hear your stuff again. Keep up the good work. =)

[EliasIT]

love you gays :)

[2gryphon]

We love us too.

Well... that's the point, I guess.

[caterus]

>.> Silly Gryphon

[TakeWalker]

Watching Jibba is something else, I tell ya.

[yatagarasean]

Jibba... My "god"... I will die laughing while watching Jibba laugh. Just hearing Jibba was bad enough, because I'd be waking people up at night, but since 2Sense is going Live soon, I don't know how much of Jibba I can handle. Thank jesus I don't have a Nigger Brown couch, or I'd just DIE while watching Jibba... And 2.

[commiedeer]

His wife had shot him in the head while he was sleeping... Damn, wish you didn't cut it off right there. I'll definitely have to order this.

[Gomer21XX]

Look at Jibba go! XD

[JonatanGronoset]

2sense, shown live! I've heard Jibba laughing, now I get to SEE it! Wonderful. <3

I love you guys.. :3

[WizardJim]

Nice to be able to *see* Jibba break rather than just hear it XD

[RyeDimarDragon]

Ahhhh, good, good, I look froward to buying this! Good work as always.

[Kutan]

Jibba is dyin'!

[TechPepsi]

hahahah this shit is funny...

[furredmanolpp]

Yes your back :D