DW3: Wu Zhang Plains-Taunting Sima Yi(Sima Yi)

[SupremeSaikan]

The battlefield...

Zhuge Liang, Jiang Wei, and Sima Yi(Shu) VS Sima Yi(Wei)

[sim24687193]

Sima Yi 2: Hesitated didn't you, is defense all that you know?

Sima Yi 1: Do you think I'd respond to all of your taunts?

Sima Yi 2: Your responding now

Sima Yi 1: Stop playing words with me

Sima 2: Then do something about it

Sima Yi 1: Screw it, ATTACK take Sima Yi's head!!!

Soldier 1: Excuse me my lord you want us to take your head?

Zhuge Liang (towards Jiang Wei and the Shu forces): Told you it would work

[Bonovasitch]

Zhuge Liang: You cannot hope to defeat me, Sima Yi, for you are not even capable of defeating... YOURSELF.

[goku01597]

The video title should be: DW3: Wu Zhang Plains-Sima Yi talks to himself. xD

[cardenw]

is defence ALL you can do?! *crawls up mountain and turns around to face camera*

*puff pant* di-did you think i would to your taunts?

[puchy110]

Sima Yi 2: Hesitated, didn't you

Sima Yi: damn u strategist conscience!!!

[MrAbdi111]

I can imagine it now:

Sima Yi: Attack! Kill Himi!!

Soldiers kill Sima Yi (Wei).

Now 2 great strategists die, and one phony lives.

[kelvintan98]

so wad now?



[Luxai]

He is effectively his own worst enemy and rival.

[Bonovasitch]

Sima Yi is a confirmed schizophrenic.

[RareAmethyst]

How did he get up there so fast? xD

[spiritfired]

AHAHAHHAHAHA!!! Sima Yi lost it! He really lost it!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

[duvy1234]

He sounded like yoda...."Hesitated, didn't you?"

[StavrosDakos]

I always found it funny that the game's all like:

Sima Yi: Did you think that I'd respond... to allofyourtaunts?

Message: Sima Yi has responded to your taunts.

[Eilos]

I wish they had the cutscene of Zhuge Liang sending Sima Yi women's clothing.

[Exilninja]

I find it funny how sima yi 2 seems to be evaluating Sima Yi's tactics.

"Is defence all you can do?"

[EthVortexShield]

actually occurred in real history

[SamuraiDynasty]

Totally reminds me of Gollum fighting with himself -.-.....ha but since it is Sima Yi it is freaking hilarious!

[MinecraftDemon]

Sima means mead in finnish.

[spiritfired]

LOL AHAHAHAH!!!

[DeimosComaBlack]

The way he stamps his foot... priceless.

[Matthawk12]

Sima Yi: Is defense all you can do?

Sima Yi 2: Did you think that I'd respond to all of your taunts?!

Sima Yi: Well, I'd thi--

Soldier: Why are there two Sima Yi's!?

Sima Yi (1 and 2): O_O!

TIME PARADOX!

[alchemist889]

Dissociative personality disorder makes for a great strategist, it's like having two enemies plotting against you.

[wudude13]

Sima Yi(wei):.... ATTACK THAT GUY

(wei soldiers get confused and kills the wrong sima yi):p

[CenetaurmanE52]

Well, it's official. Sima Yi's finally snapped.

[DragonXD2]

Sima Yi is such an ass, he'll insult himself.

[KristyBGirl]

Wow. Everyone hates Sima Yi.

Even himself xD

[puchy110]

Sima Yi's conscience even despises him

[DragonXD2]

Do this Cao Cao and then Meng Huo

[666makes1happydevil]

Sima Yi 2: Seriously, if there was a sign that you were totally losing your grip, this is probably it

Sima Yi: I wont listen to your taunts!

Sima Yi 2: And thats why you'll die lonely and paranoid...

[BiasedGuy123]

Sima Yi...The only person I know who can piss himself off.

[InjuredBlackWings]

"I am my own opponent? This will be difficult!"

[rsplayer5555]

LOL hilarious. He might as well stand in a mirror and taunt himself but this is wayy funnier.

[erlong100]

....LOLERSKATES!

[BabyBoizx]

Twins ...?

[noodleface1234567]

oh i was saying that he would say Hey me go die and i ll kill u

[Haschgedacht]

OMG,Sima Yi can be at two places at the same time! It's bilocation!

[J14ngL00]

Sima Yi must've been smoking some serious shit...

[meatpuppet2]

everybody gets a twin when snake kills a housefly

[Yamibooze]

i think the best taunt would come from wei yan^^

[rebelgamer94]

lmao paradox

[BDevilScholar]

Can I make a request?

Erm, can I have this scene with Lu Meng plz?

[alliexxbear]

Laughter:

Dieing from it.

[worldemperor85]

this reminds me of gollum and smeagol...

[doobs102]

can u do them with zhou yu? alot of them?

[duvy1234]

*FIERCE STOMP*

Sima Yi: Did you think tha---

Sima Yi- AW HELL NO! AINT NO BITCH GONNA OUT WORK IT LIKE ME HO!

[ZhaoYun21Naz]

wierd!

he's talkin 2 himself

[NaraTemarizNaraShika]

lol xDxDxD

[Desmond21228]

TIME PARADOX!!!

[sithmaster4305]

double the sima triple the taunts XD

[ravenshield936]

nth like your inner self

[duvy1234]

So does that mean he will respond to SOME of his taunts then?

[xKennyrulesx]

Sima Yi:Do you think I'd respond to all of your taunts?

Sima Yi 2:OMG, you won't listen to anyone....I'm your frieking twin!....omg, you are a stupid noob!

Sima Yi:Hey nobody calls me a noob! Attack!

Soldier:Sir we were not attacking and now we're attacking?

Sima Yi:Shut up you noob....frieking idiot

Soldier:....

Wei soldiers:Get Sima Yi!!!

Sima Yi:wtf

Sima Yi 2:lol gonna get tked

[SupremeFeline]

@xKennyrulesx Hillarious.

Sima yi: You fool!

Sima yi 2: *Mini jump* But how?

Lol strikeforce L2 quotes and random jumps are hillarious

[GongsunZan398]

holy poop!!!! Sima Yi is Bi poler!!!

[xLuigiFan101x]

Looks like Sima Yi won't listen to his own taunts anymore...

[ssorraa]

i guess not xD

[112457]

HAHAHAHA

[dabigbozz42]

Sima Yi inner struggle yay, tyvm for taking the time and effort to upload this :)

[TinyCaterpillar]

No problem. ^^