Drag Racer USA (Phoenix Games)

[mikebola]

the cars sound like vacuum cleaners.

[djramen]

And at around 4:00, you get to see that the inside of the car holds a face, mocking you for playing this wonderful masterpiece.

[jamesbondgeek1]

Huh. From the looks of things, drag racing isn't a spontaneous, unofficial, dangerous sport. After all, everyone within a 100 mile radius of the track were apparently informed because they have all evacuated, the police have already put up road blocks to form a convenient track-like passage through town, and the cars are capable of teleporting back to safety before any irreperable (or any, for that matter) damage occurs.

[mhnpc]

when are you selling the soundtrack for this game

[Ultraminiman]

I'm actually a little impressed by the draw distance on the second course. Just a little.

[StephenAlexWalker]

I know this is like the least of their worries but those cars aren't dragsters nor are they in a drag race.

[Rotard12a]

But... look at the well appointed interior! 3:50

[LazyPinguin]

Nice music.

[alenight85]

At least it's an actual game. Crappy and fugly, but still better than the movie ones with Dingo.

[Mistertbones]

The game is lying. This is not drag racing.

[brickkpunchley]

Wow, Virtua Racing on the Genesis looks better than this. Actually, now that I think of it, Virtua Racing shits all over this in so many ways without compensating for the gap in time between the two titles.

[DropPodFullOfPonies]

I like how the car turned itself inside-out when the player nudged it over the ramp and got it high-centered.

All the while, there's the world's worst "Tequila" saxophone knock-off riff and that GODAWFUL ENGINE SQUEALING.

I hope the six monkeys who made up Phoenix Games had the good sense to go die in a fire when (if) they realized they had no game-making skills whatsoever.

[NoviceartistJC]

This is what games are like in hell

[Nocito87]

@NoviceartistJC

:D even the engine sounds like tortured souls crying in pain.

[Meganova1994]

Still my Rank 1 Game.

In the ranking of "I would prefer to die in case of playing this game"!

[McRabbid9]

Does this game take place in the apocalyse? Why is the sky orange red?

[Koolkitties]

What a game.

[jgoldenf]

Meh, it's ok, but can't hold a candle to London Cab Challenge...

[KaLaka16]

NFS Underground 2 alpha! They just stole every game's alpha version.

[KaLaka16]

NFS Underground 2 alpha!

[Ninetails2000]

Aah, I see what they did! They made the graphics super-fricking muddy and blurry so that when you start driving really fast, it gains a speed blur-ish effect!

.....still sucks...

[JimmyHill6789]

Drag racing in a Vauxhall Nova

[rokis1361]

This game is piece of shit. I hate it becouse its get bored after 2 min.

[Ninetails2000]

I am 100% serious with this: I NEED A RIP OF THAT SECOND SONG! It is the only redeemable thing this game offers!

[darkstar1987lx]

InfernalMonkey... You are the PROUD owner of Drag Racer USA.

I just wish i had your luck XD

[fenixdown22]

sounds like a real car too. definitely picking this up

[ccricers]

Do you have a Wii? I see that Phoenix released Dalmatians 4 and Lion and the King 3!

[grenadeer09]

Isn't it amazing at 0:43 how you can hear hundreds of cars whizzing past you, but then you are the only 2 cars on the track? And how at 0:57 the car gets FLIPPED ON ITS ROOF and drives off at top speed?

[stinger321]

These games are approaching BROTRR badness.

[Zwergf]

He's driving so fast... I'm impressed

[UnbornApple]

It looks like you're driving a hover car.

[TheFakeChannel]

this is so bad, it's hilarious

[hirohxc]

0:57 FATALITY!!!!

[clubpenguin777]

:27 "Pelhan Bay". LOL.

[Ivolance]

FUCK I can't stand the music!!!

[RIKYMUSCI]

io lo chiamerei drug racer usa!!!!!!!!!!!!!ke skifo di gioko

[YUCKSTERTHUNDER]

You should review Truck Rally from Phoenix games XD .

[JimGrim90]

Wait there's two player? We're SO playing this.

[11111Mustang]

no good

[johnmalenko]

hahahah looks like an n64 game

[ignyte]

hey you're wiisixty??? yes you are...

[HyperSonicXtreme]

Well at least it has the awesome Toonami music LOL!!

[Ralengrimdeath]

listen to that music at 1:55. isn't that music banging!

[XxXgabbO95XxX]

oh my fucking god i laughted so hard!!!!!xdddd

[rdDolphinX]

I love how the car at the beginning of the first race made more progress while spinning out of control. This game is an absolute travesty. XD

[wariobizzarro]

Maybe the cars would go faster if they weren't hollow husks. XP

[eepberries]

Ah yes, great game! Me and my mates play this all the time! Great gameplay, bitchin graphics, and KILLER tunes, this game has it all! Thanks for this sweet vid my main man.

[Yoyokirby3000]

I love how the second car randomly flipped over and then teleported away at the start of the first race.

PURE WIN.

[althegamefreak]

@Yoyokirby3000 HA HA HA!!! LOL

[HyperSonicXtreme]

The speed is slow, slower, and HIT THE DAMN GAS PEDAL!!

[masterfox3000]

Wat...

[RobotwarsKing]

YOU'RE WINNER!

[kore464]

Dang, the sheer speed in this game makes XtremeG look like molasses running down a wall in 0 degree weather.

[hurricanefloyd1]

LMAO @ the stuck in road incident.

[hrabbit]

yea that freaked me out ._.

[GeeFunk84]

OMG! This is terrible!

What is most funny that it wears the title "Drag Racer USA" and the main menu opens with a Japanese tuner. At least they could have put some muscle car there...

[malbloto2]

that was ferrari but i still agree with you

[CrazyStingbee]

Cars sound like an electric shaver

[HyperSonicXtreme]

Wow this car is faster than Sonic

[joseaca]

arrrg!!! that car sounds like a bunch of marbles on a blender

[solidus94444]

Do you know that Phoenix Games is formed by only six person???? If they try to put his Videogame ( ehm ops not videogame MONSTER ) on America Videogame Trade they could be arrested for fraud. Yes go to see animal soccer, his characters dont remind you at an old cartoon of the Disney?

[dolores49]

NExt to Big Rigs!!

[gacktdevil]

Questo capolavoro ispirerà una nuova stagione di Initial D.

***

This will inspire a new Initial D season.

[saibbuzzu]

Mai la povera fenice fu "stuprata" in codesto modo...speriamo possa risorgere e bruciare i 6sviluppatori di codesta azienda...VAI FENICE....UCCIDILI TUTTI.......ALI DELLA FENICE!!!!!!!!! :)

[XxXgabbO95XxX]

hai ragione...

[benriggers]

The Engine Sound Like Something From A 80s Film!

[JudgeSpear2]

That car's engine sounds like it's possessed by evil spirits. I LOL'ed.

[Deathviper04]

I laughed way too hard at this video.. The engine sounds like a chainsaw that's about to die.

The sense of speed.. Oh God, it looks like you're doing the same speed at 10 MPH as well as 100+

XFD

[WeaRTheD]

thts exactly like what it is i bought this game bcus it looked alright ive not played since tht day

[mystapler]

The car engine sounds like an airplane!

[PsychoDuck2121]

Oh dear god, that engine sound is so freaking awful...

[TheYellowAnt]

Hahaha! I love how the second race ended.

[40cakes]

First bit with the flipping was fucking awesome.

[Xevnest24]

wow...that awful motor sound creeps me out.....

[Koolkitties]

Why'd a UK only company make Dragracer USA anyway?

[HypertheMetroid]

It sounded cool.

[afaiienphoenix]

this is like crack.

[pr0stsh0cker]

Enter initials: NO U

[shinkosai]

omg I was crying laughing from about a minute into the video, Phoenix Games are awesome XD

[CiBi1968]

I was just going to bid on this on Ebay .. Now I definately won't !!!!

Saved me some cash ...

[RoyStorey]

Phoenix Games is hilarious.