Ackbar! The Star Wars Talk Show

[ivangrozny27]

wha eva....i'll do what i want!

[killalangdon]

I HAD SEX WITH A WOOKIE

[superZAKTAN]

How do they do that if their family!

[MrEntinen]

@superZAKTAN he puts his lightsaber to her black hole and...

[superZAKTAN]

@MrEntinen i mean it's wierd that there doing that when theyre family

[MrPDabaws]

oh gawd what did i watch?

[saiyaman87]

i hope those ewoks were shivering in fear at the end there....

[metallavery]

Luke was born on Polis Massa. It wasn't destroyed by the death star. It just kinda blew up.

[saiyaman87]

@metallavery talk show rules, half the reveals are total bullshit

[dirtsleeper714]

Maury

[KingSolomon343]

Everyone was waiting for!"It's a trap!"...

[MisterKyurem]

*warbles and beeps like R2* never heard R2-D2 cuss B4!

[lazerbeam134]

It's a Trap!

[DeMishMIsh]

ALLAH HU ACKBAR!

[SilentExile729]

since when was star wars game of thrones?

[TheBjguy]

theres cody from season 4

[MASTERCHIEF1467]

the deep breath part made me ROFL

[saturn7774]

R2!

[RustArtRed]

FPN POLITICAL SATIRE COMMERICALS SUCK !

[yodaflyz]

That part with Leia and Luke at the end was just wrong.

[mrpresidentzhou]

this is the funniest shit ever

[DaHuntsman1]

i just loved how my computer froze at 1:13 just as Ackbars taking a breath

[misterNaziJewBoy]

luke skywalker is sitting on air at 1minute6seconds

[linkfan1332]

1:35 R2!

[ThatBasicGuy]

You should totally do a complete show of movie talkshows !!!

[KingAusarII]

Don't wanna b a nerd or anything,but Luke & Leia was born on a asteroid called polis massa which vader didnt blow up.ijs

[shooterfulable]

@KingAusarII yea i thought they were born on corasont but it wasnt tataween Leia was just taken there by her addopted perants

[rotobracca]

@KingAusarII if youre going for incorrect things, boba fett and jango fett werent able to wear the same armour at the same time while they are the same size too...

[Fuguhan]

@KingAusarII better to be a nerd than anything else :) That nerds are perceived as bad in American culture may well prove its downfall.

[namekman01]

@KingAusarII did they know that?

[azntranc3]

@KingAusarII That was pretty nerdy lol

[Returnofthejedi1000]

You've earned yourself a subscriber, too.

[Returnofthejedi1000]

This was freaking hilarious.

[qcard76]

Ackbar sounds like Dr. Zoidberg

[spacman53]

aghh the audience it makes no sense

[47chromeAKs]

thought leah was goin topless at some point

[elikrzepis]

334 people fell for the trap

[1337lolguyman]

I had no idea Vader was a Space Marine o.0

[DeDeDesireeJ]

bahahhaha the maury show



[caliph98]

Ye

[mrtkloveskc]

I bet Ackbar's long fingrs give pleasure to the ladies

[metteo2818]

Ackbar just sounds like a fat guy

[cooldonkeyfish]

"You don't know me!"

LOL she had unprotected sex over 300 times!!

[2kils1shot]

actually luke was born on an asteroid

[moe199631]

Killoff39 ugggh the ground?

[killoff39]

whats luke sitting on at 1:04

its the force!!!

[bigredwars]

@killoff39 A little thing called......THE FLOOR!!!

[killoff39]

@bigredwars but.. the force is much more amusing!

[dolphinportkey7]

TWINcest!!!!

[DRAGOON2ONIONKNIGHT]

@dolphinportkey7 I remember hearing that from Law And order SVU... that has nothing to do with this, right?

[Notoriousdsb]

Alex, they don't care because they just graft robot arms on them anyway like they did with vader and luke.

[JamiManrem911]

INCEST!!!

[alexhan6]

So no one cared when Vader cut off the gurard's arm?

[lindsayNolte35655]

hm I do everything for your satisfaction

[cooldonkeyfish]

I was waiting the whole time for him to say "It's a trap!"

[bigredwars]

Besides luke, ya the skywalker family is pretty much trash! And thats hard for me to say since im a huge star wars fan! lol

[NoTrueFace1]

@bigredwars

how so?  Vader is evil but not really trash. what did leia do?

[bigredwars]

@NoTrueFace1 IM talking about this little episode right here. Not the entire series

[TheBongOfTime]

1:12 best part

[Notoriousdsb]

The emperor's guard as the security guy is genius!

[VongolaAQW223]

Yey Boba Fett!

[totalbadass500]

ITS A TRAP!!!!!

[Kaagh178]

Ackbar: Welcome to Admiral Ackbar's Talk Show! Your mind can't comprehend complex relationships of this magnitude!

[jaktom2]

boba: now u got responsibilities of a father to!

vader: i just offered to take him fishing

luke: cya dad im off to f*** my sister

[M00beezie]

IT'S A TRAP!!!!

[TheyCallMeBlackBeard]

@naguleader dont come to a star wars video NOT expecting to hear about star wars

[ok2431]

LOL 1:11, 2:58

[MrSeagull16]

wtf is with the ewoks at 2:59 Lo-fucking-L

[Justaguy2234]

LEIA YOU ARE MY BITCH!!

[naguleader]

all the people posting about how Darth Vader technically didn't blow up Luke's planet is a fucking loser

[DewbackRider88]

He didnt blow up where Luke was born...did the Empire blow up that asteroid? lol

[jandatv27]

2:34 Jango fett and bobba fett ftw!

[cinemaGFX]

ITS A TRAP

[PSFanMike]

This is way better than the Jerry Springer show. I would watch this, if if had more episodes.

[laurasniffle]

ey I'm beautiful, attractive, sensual and artistic!

[OsamaBinLooney]

it's a CRAP!!!

[HuMaNraBBiez]

so thats what r2d2 is always saying when he talks

[jennylover456]

im assuming akbar is dr. phil

[PSFanMike]

@jennylover456: Really? I assumed he was Jerry Springer.

[ltony30]

@PSFanMike i think your both wrong, i think hes more maury than either of them

[TheZombieWatch]

That is the most messed up family.....a killing dictator father....twins that f*** each other and the pet ewoks over in the corner doing it all day and a mother up in the stars wondering where the f*** did i go wrong when someone finnaly says maybe its when you went to stop him when you shouldve stayed home you god damn BITCH! that is all...

[cdentith]

It sounds like R2 actually has torretes?

[OnlineWarlord890]

han aint gonna be too happy about the whole chewie thing

[TheHotpinkbuddy]

that was so fucking acurate!! on the real show their always like " you dont know me"!!!!

[sly71589]

Luke was born on polis masa, not alderan

[tomorrowneverknows94]

I LOL'd at the ewoks fucking at the end ahahahahahaha

[Fivetwoeighteye]

Don't watch this show....IT'S A TRAP!

[amsf614]

I'm pretty sure luke was born on Polis Massa.....

[neverwasalastchance]

i thought what they did to leia was a little discrassful...

[spiderlost9]

R2D2! Watch your language this is also a kids show.

[MerryGo528491]

I can't believe "It's a trap!" didn't come until the very end :(

[TheGavinvideo]

@collegehumor this isnt ur best vid. maybe im wrong but Im a nerd who actually a nerd, but your other vids r awesome! When are you making more?

[TheGavinvideo]

@TheGavinvideo stupid copy and paste.

[gt4611]

@TheDarthPineapple polis massa is apart of Alderaan which got blown up

[stargatian]

@gt4611 No.

[rickJa9uar]

calm down everybody- calmm dowwwn. Lets coool our jetsssche!

[MrSnackization]

2:59

[POWERISPAIN]

i go to a starwars video and i can't understand either of the top comments :P

[zedkiller2355]

would have been better if when she came out Darth said " you are a traitor and a member of the rebel alliance take her away"

[blackops5858]

"I don't have to take this sh** from a fu***** char droid" my favorite part.

[MrAbomb234]

Lol Maury spinoff ftw

[bulltank5]

SREW MUARY ACKBAR RUELS!

[TheAwesome45]

holy shit the ewoks are fucking

[1Romstar]

If you excuse me I have to send a self addressed hologram to ackbar...

[TheDarthPineapple]

technically luke was born on polis massa and then was flown to live on tatooine but darth vader didnt blow up either

[DavidKimber123]

@TheDarthPineapple shut up dude. no one cares about the specifics. just let the joke live. it made me laugh

[TheSumisus]

@TheDarthPineapple He never even went to Alderaan, I know.

[fedexmoviesexspress1]

@TheDarthPineapple well he did blow up polis massa

[PhotoshopGeek6319]

@TheDarthPineapple I was thinking the same thing :3 Geek Life!

[crazybeibifeit]

@TheDarthPineapple yeah, my nerd-sences were tingeling too

[orindark]

thumbs if u saw the ewoks after vader threw the chairs

[orindark]

lol

[orindark]

if u want to see squats press 6

[xLeadx2xGoldx]

324 people don't want to dive into Lea's solarg pit.

[Tenacityful]

@xLeadx2xGoldx Sarlacc*

[SkullKnight1998]

keep pressing 5

[newxid22]

I sent the hologram but nothing happened

[callofdutyplayer4]

I still would like to know the relationship of the Ewoks...

[MadiMe123]

Haha... Wait, what?

[gmcclelland1992]

I never knew how much R2D2 swears. No wonder C3P0 is always pissed off at him!

[arod3636]

It's a trap!

[RobiTV1]

2:58 WTF !

[CurtisAlfeld]

2 things shouldn't be there: Janjo Fett and Luke's hand

[Tenacityful]

@CurtisAlfeld Thats Boba Fett.

[CurtisAlfeld]

@Tenacityful

Jango is also there

[Tenacityful]

@CurtisAlfeld Ok, you've got me there. But Luke's hand got replaced by a Cybernetic copy of it.

[CurtisAlfeld]

@Tenacityful

O yea, I forgot they put flesh on it

[themau5trap2]

Lol isn't the security guy a Geth from Mass Effect?

[GVInYourFace]

@themau5trap2 No, it doesn't even look like geth. It's a royal guard from the empire starwars itself.

[mrsuperwill1]

did anyone notice vadors lightsaber was longer than lukes? Must be trying to compensate for something...

[oblivionps3fan]

lol @ 2:99 ewoks fucking

[YellowDubz]

@oblivionps3fan most random thing I have ever seen =D

[CharasmaticASSHOLE]

The Wookie Leia fucked disliked this cause when his wife found out she was a total bitch

[1aktas]

lol

[The1awesome1ness]

its a taaaaarp

[doljesrebro]

@KnivesGuy77 geek

[kimgoodwin1]

The Skywalker Family, filled to the brim with MAJOR mental, and family issuies!

[Joecbg100]

Incest in the morning, surpressed memories!!! Leia: Whatever I do what I want!!!

[Darkness12634]

@knivesguy77 and @djmalfunction really i read in a star was book boba painted jangos armor and made it his own :)

[djmalfunction]

@KnivesGuy77 boba fett acually has his own armor and he has more than one set of it like im sure jango did

[daslimshady1]

@TorieNakitaeo494 no thanks

[XxToHellAndBackxX]

3:07 ITS A TRAP!!!!

[XxToHellAndBackxX]

@KnivesGuy77 well if you really want to get technical jango died before boba reached adulthood so they shouldnt both be there

[Abortionshouldbefree]

@KnivesGuy77 yeah but how can they have battle droids and stormtroopers at the same time, when all the droids were shut down at the end of episode 3? simple answer?

its an animation :p

[xkennyPLx]

Incest; fun for the whole family.

[ComicalGus]

i love it when ewoks fuck each other

[jako023]

he thinks he was born on tatoine, in his aunt and uncles house, which blew up

not polis massa

[RinoConSombrero]

IT'S A TRAP!

[gamersean1]

Luke was born on polis massa i know because the scene where hes born in episode 3 looks exactly like polis massa in a game called SW battlefront 2

[Pwnedproducts]

Luke was born on either Coruscant or Mustafar

[TheCap319]

@Pwnedproducts no he was born on pollis massa, yes im a star wars nerd

[jako023]

@Pwnedproducts not even, he was on polis massa when his mom gave birth to him

[MultiRokusho]

was it polis massa I thought it was courescant

[IvanIvysaur]

They blew up Polis Massa?

[thesims2starwars123]

how can you blow up a asteroid?

[sithhunter09]

@thesims2starwars123 by shooting it

[qwatsdat]

@thesims2starwars123 You never played asteroids did you

[Burn0Man]

is this supposed to be springer or maury

[MujaheedMopeme]

@Burn0Man a mix of both I think

[hattrik2]

Man I wish knew what R2 said...

[animequest999]

It's a trap!!

[inphasesith]

You gaw regognisenat!

[TehFunnehMann]

Has enyone else made the Allahu Ackbar joke?

[Zjtrock]

Lol ewoks humping? 2:59

[heatflash888]

They should have brought the emperor on as psychologist or counsellor

[PunkLooees]

309 jealous trekies disliked because they went to Maury's show and not Ackbar's

[theshingler420]

luke skywalker wasnt born on alderan he was born on tatooine and its still intact

[TrunksStrife]

@theshingler420 He wasn't born on Tatooine, he was raised there. His birth place is Polis. Alderan was where Leia was raised.

[theshingler420]

@TrunksStrife oh yeah my mistake but still the point is there both still intact planets alderan was the only one destroyed by darth vader at least only one shown being destroyed by him in the movies

[theshingler420]

@TrunksStrife i just noticed below that anotherr person says polis is destroyed oh well im not a star wars historian lol just afan but still he didnt live on polis very long i would harly call it a home

[TrunksStrife]

@theshingler420 yeah i think the maker of this film didnt look into it or just didnt know and pointed to alderan. i didnt say polis was destroyed. that is his official birth place though.

[Bakorafanboy13]

I wish there was a springer show for every big movie

[XManOSteelXx]

lol 2:59

[Pielord09]

so much incest...

[secretxax1]

ahahahahahh! You guys (& chicks, of course!) are F@CKIN GENIUSSES!