I think I'm Turning Japanese lyrics

[rock1262]

he thinks hes turning Japanese because when hes having his orgasm he squinting and look Japanese thats why

[Eraser1994]

i dont know which version is better the original one or the kirsten Dunst version hummm!!

[Hetaliafangirlforeve]

Me: *weirdly starts singing along with the song*

Mom: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LISTENING TO!?!?!

Me:...I have no clue. *stares at computer*

Mom:...I'm concerned about you.

Me: ..Me too mom, Me too.

[TyrusOris]

-_- awwww yaaaawww awwww yaaa me so hawny lawng time

[mannypanny1995]

U suck

[MrLegoman1997]

What's the bit at the start of the song called where it got repeated

[felipetheking4698]

I heard this in Jackass

[hannahlovesjaden]

i think I'm turning japanese cuz i got an A in math

[LawrenceLugar500]

the quality SUCKS

[MasWeird]

This song is about when they went to Japan and they fell in love with the culture, so hence forth... I'm turning Japanese. Hope that makes sense to you

[ashleyhurtig]

@MasWeird this explanation is just God awful!!! as strange as it sounds, it is about a boy stuck in prison with a picture of his girlfriend, and "im turning Japanese" is describing the expression on his face while having an orgasm... hope that makes sense to you.

[systemisdown41]

its about the guy jerkin off

[gnwllana]

i heard this in the movie GOAL!!

[hefeibao]

It also came out at a time when America had Japan on the brain, and Japan was an economic powerhouse and America was in a recession. Kids walked around with Japenese characters on their t-shirts. I don't think any of us really thought about the lyrics at the time - was more that it appealed to us teens watching our first Anime and being fascinated with Japanese culture.

[Pikaafan]

THIS SONG MAKES NO SENSE ! someone tell me what it means

[2hoursofpower]

i think im turning japanese right now

[inu11byte]

I love how this fucked with Google. Type in 'I think I'm' and wait for the lulz.

[trancedadi30]

lol song is funny!!!!

[MrAlk512]

This song is not about masturbation. It's about a guy that's going crazy, who is also obsessed with his dead lover. The phrase "Turning Japanese" is his way of saying he's turning in to something he never thought he'd become.

[kagome4721]

my dad downloaded this to my phone and then said "Now, Erin, you OFFICIALY have a theme song."

atleast HE gets my addiction (grumbles about mother and other family that says my facebook posts and the stuff i read and watch are freaky)

[6juniorromero9]

It's about cliches of youth not about jerking off

[youpooper1234567890]

It's about the cliches of youth

[1MoonyRiver]

I too, have heard/seen them in interviews saying it's about masterbaiting. Great song!

[insanecody1990]

This song is about jerking off duh

[aoinatafanboy84]

@insanecody1990 OBVIOUSLY! Since ALL of those people have ABSOLUTELY NO VICES!

[ohmysquidmuffins]

I thought this song was going to be "I've started watching anime...I've started reading manga...I'm making bento boxes..." (well catchier than that). This is not what I expected. o.o weird...

[MrSkullblue2]

Lol VERY strange song but kinda catchy! :0

[OrijinalDawg]

he actually said that when he gets himself off he THINKS that he looks Japanese but How gay Chinese have more of a squinty look or well i dont know they all look the same to me

[mschurbro]

I have heard them say in interviews that it's about 'pleasing yourself'

[umagarandyorton619]

Anyone else doesn't understand what in the world he means with those lyrics, but still likes the song? :P

[Flugabwehrkanone]

I still say this has to do with sexuality in Japan. I always thought the eye squinting hypothesis was a bit off. I mean, honestly, when does a guy squint his eyes when he's about to cum outside of overacted porn? When I cum, I don't squint. I just cum.

This song is about hentai and Japanese sexual attitudes.

[wnhllr]

old skool

[knight0020]

haha lol same here vidgirl a whole bunch of us did it in our history class

[VidGiRL221]

Haha! I love this song!

Me and my friend got up randomly during class and started singing this. Everyone looked at us like WTF?

Best day ever

:D

[Sanguinis666]

it is nto sung by tokio hotel unless they covered it

[shoufalcon]

this is sung by tokio hotel

[ferretfeller]

its about wanking and shooting your eye LOL

[maika38]

trop cool

[Jibbletoad]

Its about a man in a prison and masturbation and orgasm... really

[BENDERO8]

STFU YOU RETARD!

[chillbulll]

nah, it really is though pal.

[zodomc12]

@Jibbletoad Sure that's not just a dream you had? Haha

[cjcomeau]

its psyched lone-ranger...not cyclone...

[antkiller9494]

it really means that when a guy orgasms or whatever, he squints his eyes and looks like a japanese, LOL.

[DemonicEggplant]

it doesnt aha

[damastersly]

antkiller9494 thanks for pointing that out i really dint get the song tittle and that's kind of disgusting

[superbreadgirl05]

i love this song!!!!

lol

[peanutsthyname]

i dont get this

[mathnerder]

lol...ur eyes when u...xD

[XesJin]

The band actually said it was about masturbation at some point. However on on VH1, they revealed that when they said so it was because they thought it was cool to give the song some controversial part. They wrote the song in order to talk about changes you never expected. The band still wonders who started this humor because they are grateful to this person for giving the song another 20 years of popularity.

[emileeharrison9696]

ok WHAT does he mean by hes turning japenese??

[superyaoifangirl101]

Maybe his cocks shrinking

lol

[emileeharrison9696]

haha mayybe!!

[TheAlmightyC]

i think he means he jacks off and he squints his eyes while masterbating

[openlor2]

"Everybody around me is a total stranger, everybody avoid me like a cyclone ranger"

Maybe he meant 'isolated'? being 'foreigner', somebody who doesn't belong with everybody else around him.

sorta same meaning "I'm turning invisible"

It's just In my opinion, lol.

[8DPROGAMING]

@emileeharrison9696 when you jack off and your eyes squint

[OrijinalDawg]

@8DPROGAMING Dude really that is a piss-poor explanation when i get off i am looking dead on in her eyes i dont squint WTF try agian Junior

[oreocookie783]

he is stuck in jail and has nothing to do and jappenise people do nothing fun

[Piesuzing]

@oreocookie783 I think you are right.

[clashrogers]

@emileeharrison9696 He meant that he's turning into something else he didn't expect after being obsessed with a girl he used to love.

[ugotpimp]

@emileeharrison9696 i read that its about masterbating to a hot chick in a picture and your eyes squint when youre about to bust a nut..my guess is this dudes in jail (cell reference)

[MyRandomJ]

@emileeharrison9696 SMART! (think about it)

[Hehihachi]

Hahaha we can hear it´s music betwean the lyrics, mate ;)

[nsmetal27]

this song is bout jerking off

[stokesw2]

on vh1 the band said it's about "Turning Japanese is all the clichés about angst and youth and turning into something you didn't expect to.

[turnip470]

on lips this is SOLID

[XxXLady13XxX]

How do you know what it's about do you got any proof that that's what its about?Funny song

[iKrazymeh]

its not about masturbation, they thought it was bcuz of the face the guy makes.

[crazykillerpanda63]

yea it is

[metlover123]

lol i still cant believe this song is about masturbation so funny and genius

[shoegal384]

its about beatin the meat

[mathnerder]

polishing the rifle, choking charley till he throws up ,defeating the ond eyed monsters

[SMARTPARTSEOS193]

who here got this song from Jackass?

[TheBestProducer]

i do

[cristiegdoe5]

@SMARTPARTSEOS193 I got this song because I love Japanese culture so my maths teacher calls me 'Turning Japanese'.

[ButterflyRedrum]

@SMARTPARTSEOS193 Nope. Got it from Cracked.

[ZEROEVILDARKCOOL]

-SIGH

WRONG LYRICS AND POOR QUALITY

BUT THERES NOTHING BETTER

SO 5 STARS AND FAVORITE

SORRY RALPH NADER

l GUESS I DONT CONDITION MY VOTE

[clockwise3559]

its only words, who give a fuck about qualitY?

[dwod32]

lol hes wacking off

[chrispirlloisanerd]

not great quality but thanks for the lyrics :D love this song

[matthius3900]

WTF!?!

[rayodl92]

yeah man

[Philosopher0926]

This has to be about a guy either in an insane asylum, or prison.

[mileychick3000]

i herd its about masterbating

[NintendoExpedition]

It really isn't. It was meant to and still is about some breakup (in the UK anyway). However, when it made the jump across the Pacific it was commentated that "turn Japanese" meant squinting your eyes whilst one masturbated. I don't care, I freaking love this song.

[clockwise3559]

same

[0silentsoul0]

funny shit

[kitten10462]

i'm turning Japanese o.o

[faktualerror]

OMG THIS IS AWESOME!!!

[dangolfer14]

in jackass night panda

[scubaduba23]

nothing like some slit asian pussy. slit pussy feels the best cause its always tight.

[22poopoo]

Loook Loook! I've turned Japanese!!!!! --__-- aaah! how did that happen? =O Gosh!

[17thchild]

who sings this song

[tadeus95]

Vapors, your welcome buddy

[mark23uk]

The Vapors

[XsessiveRollplayer]

first of all the guys that made this song confirmed the song was not about jackin off. second BESIDES that anyone else know what " I think im turning japanese'' is suppose to mean?

[0DeathAssassin]

means u wanna mashterbayte

[supersampson2]

WHAT LIE!

I saw on Tv that the singer said that the song WAS about masterbaition idiot

[mark23uk]

yeah thats true

[jwalker1474]

Urbandictionary japs eye and there is your answer

[KyoKusinagiX]

XD Lego is right

double, your wrong

this song isn't about turning into a otaku, it's about the uh... well, FAP FAP FAP or better known as masturbation

[legolasladd]

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

[candysell]

bad quality

[blazerrips91]

wapanese

white people trying to be japanise

[paddyb303]

Are you trying to spell "Japanese" there ......prick

[blazerrips91]

no i said wapanese you joke learn to read a comment dick factory

[iluvganjagreen420]

I'm pretty sure paddy's referring to when you said "japanise" not "wapanese"

[blazerrips91]

haha

[hislilnenu4life]

love it, haha!

[Katie9910]

i know im turning japanese otaku-ness

[doubleheadeddude]

yep its about him turning to an otaku

[supersampson2]

lol

im turning japanese 2

;]

(this songs about masterbation)

[marinesxtw]

no its not lol

popular myth but no

[supersampson2]

ya it is

they even said it on tv (as in the band members)

&& your dumb, listen to the lyrics

[ultimablkmage]

who gives a fudge wat its talking about just enjoy! I THINK ITS A GOFFY SONG EITHER wich way i dig it!

[samueltouchdown1]

The is about the guy fappin to a picture of this girl and as he approaches climax he squints in furious pleasure - hence "turning japanese".

At least I hope thats true , it's a better story!

[sallysimpson64]

every one thinks this song is about masterbation but it is really not i mean the lyrics really make you think it is but if you watch an interview from the band they say it is actually about japanese technology but it really sounds like they are talking about masterbation

[darkyoda]

It really is about masturbation. Back after the song came out they stated in an interview with Rolling stones that the song talks about a guy looking at the picture of his girlfriend and playing with himself. As he starts to "come" his eyes squint and thus he "turns japanese". Because of the interview, the song was yanked of a number of radio stations and you didn't hear it played again for several years.

[betomas]

That's a bunch of bullshit dude! oh, btw, fuck nevathelast1!!!

[busta3725]

the best song in the world.I think i'm turing japanese by the vapours

[ZOMGWTFPWNQ]

Romoderk - It's not cell, it's myself.

I've got your picture, I've got your picture

I'd like a million of them all to myself

I want a doctor to take your picture

So I can look at you from inside as well.

^ Took from the back of the song book.

[ZOMGWTFPWNQ]

Honestly its not =/. I thought so myself but its not =/

[jarbydnjksd]

Jackass - Night Pandas! That one rocks, but not as much as this classic!

[nirvanachick05]

lol i remeber that

[Morningdew1435]

I like this song =]

[MexicanMacho5]

this song is awesome

[ladyaleutian999]

I didn't really think this song was about jackin off, until I noticed the doctor part. Anyway, its still a good song.

[ZombieZebraz]

Didn't see  that coming.

[128jjm]

now to the land of masturbation and sleep!!!!!

[ilike2glitchgames]

awsome

[lefrance4eva]

I've known that for so long

[chrisredfield3636]

XD MASTURBATION

[HyoukinKitsune93277]

The guy who wrote this said it isn't about masturbation, but he thinks it is funny that people believe that.

[stringbean1212]

rock on masturbation!!!!

[whocares7495]

You dopes. this whole song is about masturbation!!!!

[Hanatohruuo]

ばか！！！wat does this have t o do with japanese people? for one if she is japanese she wouldn't have brown hair or hazel eye

[gumberculeez420]

this song is about MASTURBATION. Its called Turning Japanese because most people close their eyes or squint when they cum, so they have asian eye. Listen to the lyrics and you can tell its just about jacking off.

[Draugh39]

Nope. listen to what the guy who wrote it had to say about it.

[ShadoxKorashi]

Umm, yeah she would?

It doesn't, it's a joke or something, as a matter of fact, most asian people in general have brown hair, they just fucking dye it red and blonde you fucking weeaboo.

[jeihot]

Japanese is not supposed to be people who loves pictures of everything? He's so affectionate about having pictures of her he believes he's TJ. This is how I see it, but I may be absolutely wrong.

[Conversechick7]

hey plz sub me cuz my friend and i have a bet that i can make 100 subscribers by the end of today plz help out! also japanese people dont have hazel eyes!

[damnyoukira]

it's about how the lead singer was all in love with some chick and got all confused when she wasn't around. "turning japanese" is supposed to be like a complete unexpected reaction.

[Inutero98541]

Actually I'm pretty sure it's about masturbation.

[griffiegrrltkd]

It is

[AceMurderer]

this was my dads favorite song, but he died sunday may 3rd, im so sad...

[biiah23]

i'm so sorry for you. i hope he rest in peace :)

[NYlatinothug]

i rly hope u feel better. may his soul rest in peace and hopefully he can listen to this song wenever he can

[1991mockingbird]

simply ...yes

[youngdooffdooff]

yes it kinda is about masterbation .. the vapors even said it was lol

[griffiegrrltkd]

Just like She Bop is about masturbation as well

[fablecio]

this song isnt about masturbation someone said it was and the band stuck to it so the song would sell better.

[bigboi278]

Lol High Quality for Words on a screen.

[VidGiRL221]

Lol XD

I agree, bigboi278

[tugaa1234]

its about masterbaition!!!! read the lyrics!!!! think about it!!!

[tugaa1234]

well how would you know how to spell it? and whats it matter?? why are you acting like a 3 year old..........hey do you master bay shun???? i think you do since you are making a big deal about nothig....... GET A LIFE PERVERT!

[nippononna]

The sound of this music (especially the part of intro) is just turning Chinese!

This sound is NOT absolutely of Japan!

Do not confuse Japan with China!

[Rhye19]

You are right, we don't have this kind of melody in Japan.

I hope they were just joking.

[GuitarHeropwnsRB]

this song is about everybody grabbing a shotgun and shooting black people

[holden666caulfield]

where the hell did you get that from?

[GuitarHeropwnsRB]

japanese people hate black people so they want us to help rid the world of them

[OoOTeeJayOoO]

0:01

[mattduff55555]

yeah its def about beetin it

[jaredjamesdewald]

on vh1 it said its about losing your gf n going competly crazy

[punisher60k]

The meaning of this song is basically a guy who's in jail and gets no sex, decides to have a wank over his girlfriends picture. And at the point of the chorus where he is "turning japanese" - a.k.a squinting coz he's about to cum

[dallasftw]

Nah the Catholic church used to warn children that masturbating made you have squint eyes lol.