Metal Chef Pt1(Original)

[ScroggMonster]

Clean hands but loose hair...yum! I love hair in my soup...lol

[timlucifari666]

meat.

we need more meat

[Mjolnir1000]

FUCK!!! no longer 666 likes :(

[Motorskallen]

This guy, this episode, this very clip is always be THE original metal chef!!

[CharnelLord666]

Hahaha, "Cut it up like it was an emo kid's face"

[zkjoker666]

666 person like this, including me

[TheYoshiPC]

@zkjoker666 +1

[chronoporter]

dude i fucking love you LOL

[lcbarr07]

I wonder if VBMC didn't know about you guys... I've done a little interweb-stalking, and he doesn't seem like a bad guy or the type who would intentionally plagiarize... Have you spoken to him? You're clearly from across the pond, so I don't know how plausible a collaboration would be, but that *would* be fun to see.

[eleonorabizarre]

ahaahahahahahahaahhah

[aronthehun]

PASTA IST KREIG!!!!!!!!

[ferchofolk]

Malditos hijos de puta les deseo k se repudian a todos los ijos de puta k se kreen metaleros y les gusta esta mierda el black metal es una forma de vida y sii vi este video fue para decirles esto x k no falta el hijo de puta bastardo k diga si no te gusta x k estas aki chinguen su madre todos bola de perros mal vivientes incultos

[godawefulll]

Great job;)Waaay better than some "vegan" shite;)

[anaitat76]

you walk like jack sparrow !! ^^

[toladettes]

Also the noise on the background is fun while dancing around, but NOT for cooking please. We recommend Celine Dion or Cliff Richard. Maybe we should work together one day. Bye bye!

[htyhh]

@toladettes goddamn nigger

[toladettes]

Young man in this video, please put your hair up while cooking. This is unacceptable behavior. Many youngsters watch your program on what they call 'the net' and you have to set a good example!!! Please put your hair up! Maybe you use a bandana, I hear it is very rock and roll (Axl wears it apparantly), but there are many more lovely items you can use to pull your hair back away from the food (for example a scrunchy).

[Vintersjel1313]

@toladettes Piss off you pretentious fuck, hair in your food is so kvlt

[ChristinaDarkRose]

Hail Feta cheese!!Hail you for using it!

[Motorskallen]

There's somethin lurkin in the bushes ... it's ... IT'S ... it's the METAL CHEF!!!

[blackneko1717]

great! and, if you allow me the observation, I think you're hot *-* (yeah, I really like long haired mans xD )

[stupidteaset]

well, i was mistaken. i thought for sure you were my sun keegan on BLACK METAL CHEF ! excellent job by the way !!!!! BEST VID I HAVE SEEN IN YEARS AND YEARS !!!!!! 

[TheMagorian1]

Can't seem to remember when my garden last supplied me with pasta ... Nice vid tho.

[Drogynn]

There is this new guy being the Vegan metal chef.. totally stolen from this guy here. Unless ofcourse... It is the same person?

[Pelican]

@Drogynn yeah i've seen him about, but its not me, he just has the same idea as me. at least i'll be the orignal and underground version, lol.

[icarus313]

@Pelican

more grim version, lol

but no, vegan metal chef is pretty good too.

[mirzaitziar]

@Pelican Underground is always better!!!!! :D

[llieske]

@Pelican Either way, it's a pretty original creative concept. Who's to say who thought of it first even if someone made a video before someone else? That's like saying Black Metal isn't original and copied of Death or Melodic Metal.... who cares??? Metal is badass! It shows you can make anything metal \m/

[llieske]

@Pelican @Pelican Either way, it's a pretty original creative concept. Who's to say who thought of it first even if someone made a video before someone else? You both went about it different ways. It's like saying Black Metal isn't original and copied of Death or Melodic Metal.... who cares??? Metal is badass! Shows you can make anything metal \m/

[CarolitaWitchyWitch]

@Pelican hey!!! you rule!!!

[sonovdin]

@Pelican Well your version is waaaay better



[Estefmg]

@Drogynn This was uploaded in 2006, so I'd say this is the original one... The other one was uploaded a month ago...

[Drogynn]

@Estefmg That's what I said :p

[Estefmg]

@Drogynn However, the other guy is vegan so....

[farcrygirl]

@Drogynn i've got the exact same comment when i saw this video! this is the original! : O nice hair btw. :3

[ronnienillo]

this one is totally suck!!!

[zZoiks]

you're an idiot.

[ryukintakeda]

The original kvlt chef. Way more badass than anything since.

[princess0muffin]

so hot. marry me xx

[Eysc]

Vegan The Dark Metal Chef kick ur ass

[zZoiks]

@Eysc vegans are gay



[denis551988]

All ingredients I need is that two bottles of bear.

[DystopianEmpire01]

I just cut the cheese.

[Kiddalee]

I don't know what that stuff is in the plastic container. Yogurt? Sour cream?

[mapacharro]

hey metal panda, how do you think your hands are clean when you had been touching your hair all the time...!?

[Nursesaids]

"It hurts for ages before they die"

[Katharsis540]

LOL EPIC

[DreddDwarf]

I love his mums orange and green curtains.

[blashfog]

VEGAN! BLACK! METAL! CHEF!

[animexecstacy]

I love how he explains the correct way to cut the cheese, like cutting a kids face not in big pieces to die faster but a bit smaller so they feel it a bit before dying. XD

[snakehunter17]

Hahahahah teach me how to make a dimmu burger! Bro, best comment ever!

[MetallicACyborG]

sweet

i need such metalhead at home :D

[UDI193248]

you're epic man! ;D

i love your videos!

[JaaniVan]

The way he talks reminds me of Fred/George Weasley from the Harry Potter films.

[TheMorbidgoth]

I'm hungry

[filth69ify1]

i can cook better than you :D

[lordofthedeaf]

that's it! as from now i can never cut feta in nice white pieces without laughing and thinking about torturing some special persons. that's the second best cooking-show i've ever seen.

[heidym21]

i think he needs to eat alittle more lol j/k :)

[xCityofHopex]

You sir, have made my day.

[johnedmiston123234]

lmao i love the Immortal part

[Slipnotes]

TRVE KVLT PASTA!

[0HailEris0]

Iron Monkey!

[demonholocaust101]

i have NEVER seen anyone describe food that horrifically, that politely! xD 5* man!

[6sodom6boy6]

0:44 that's the most Kvlt way to move.

[PouKii]

so hardcore

[raksha571]

You just washed your hands! Stop touching your hair!!! Wait! tie your hair back! Greatest Metal Chef!!!!

[565144]

@raksha571 hahahahaha exactly what i was thinking

[logossano]

2:02 - Kvlt way of wiping your hands clean.

[PanteraChick]

That was the grimmest garden trip I have ever seen.

[MarMetalness]

I want you as chef in my house!

[XxJayniexPantsxX]

BONGZILLAAAA!

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

This is 10x better than homework.

[kikass666]

2:51 best lyrics EVER

""""

Gas disease machine

Cunt-fraud

Deaths during rock magic

Fettered arms reach for blackened penis

Separation of delusion and cum

Soil of disorder

Survival of the shittest """""

[daed4]

Its more LoL cook with Cannibal Corpse or necrophagi... cook meat HUMAN meat!

[7leemah]

Look there's nothing wrong with being inspired by the Black Metal Cookies video but wtf ....talking, smiling, couldn't even crack the eggs correctly and no satirical subtitles... this is SODOMY [not the good kind] Cooking with Metal is not good enough, you have to cook it Metal as well, dammit.

[RobIain]

@7leemah Black Metal cookies was done 2 years ago, this was done 3 years ago

[7leemah]

Its still better than this pile.

[RobIain]

@7leemah well fair enough if you dont like it, but your reasoning is shit. this has well thought out jokes whereas black metal cookies has "lol i'm doing this in corpse paint!", bm cookies also has smiling and they cant crack eggs. but i guess its better if you have a short attention span and cant handle the full 15 minutes of metal chef

[PUREFUCKINGMAYHEM661]

Now for my next dish,I shall be showing you guys how to prepare a stew consisting of chopped bell peppers,onions,cilantro,garlic­,weed,butter, pasta sauce,red wine vinegar and to compete the dish, a pre slow roasted slab of a metalcore posers torso,marinated in a hip-hop posers blood and then finely diced into fine square cubes,to complete this fine delicacy,of course this dish is for any occasion. I would recommend drinking this dish with a large chilled bottle of Jagermeister.... bon appetit!!!

[rhett]

hey i have to give you props for trying.I created the heavy metal chef in california.Goodtimes.Keep up the metal and cooking man.

[stigmurder99]

love the emo comment

[lioneltwain22]

i just shit my pants laughing

[bishopboy3]

I don't know weather to give you a thumbs up or thumbs down for this comment? :P ahaha ^

[Otaki90]

how does this guy manage walking in the sun?

i cant even imagine SEE people doing it except in such videos

[brianviglione]

6:16 "PUT IN THE IRON MAIDEN!" :D

[CountDraclecarde]

Now that's a grim and frostbitten recipe.

[kikass666]

IRON MONKEY :)

[metalhead6699]

Haha, I love your videos.

Pretty hair too xD

[femaleforester]

haha... love the humour. the best part is always when you put back your hair :) lovely hair btw.

[FatiferumJH]

i'm like that at home but without the corpse p, i would wear it but i'm too lazy

[dredslayer666]

lol almost made me hungry

[melodiccreepingdeath]

a lot of us black metal musicians are like this in our everyday lives!!! hahah sometimes!

[shallowisthegrave]

lol, he should have crushed the eggs with his hands and then put them tno the cup!!

neways... 5/5 from me

[kurai50]

One of the tags is Bongzilla XD

[kurai50]

I lol'd at the emo kids face part xDD

[TheBedofrazors]

loling to the max ....teach me to make a DIMMU BURGER

[chrisuede]

i lol'd. omg. money.

[Dilo22]

WIN

[CheeseWithToastOn]

Kragoth is soo fit.

[pwner360]

mmmm...that looks too good. Excellent metal cooking, dewd.

[jani14jani]

this guy needs hisown tv Show

[PowerMetalBeast]

This is the most metal thing I have ever seen.

[GozChopperhead]

horrible... parece maru botana con resaca!

aguanten los metal head! y las galletitas black metaleras!!

[dii1314]

Maru Botana con resaca AJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJ­JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

JAJAJAJAJ TE SARPASTE LOCO JAJAJAJAJA

[industrialibex]

What's the song at around 3:30, before the Emperor one? I really dig it!

Also, nice work :D keep it up!

[industrialibex]

Errr I meant 3:00 8[

[mazlan12]

I DO NOT KNOW wat the fuck his cooking..!!!!

[Metalzad]

The song at 0.40 min is "Call of the Wintermoon"from Immortal 1rst album.

At 3.35 min : "I Am the Black Wizards" from Emperor

[donpaleton]

can somebody say the name of the songs??

[LizWillEatYourBabies]

when you cut the cheese cut it like an emo kids face lmao

[blackcatcooker]

that part of cleaning the hands was fuckin' hillarious....

[blackcatcooker]

this guy isn't brit or anything .....

[theGermexican]

Call of the winter tomatoes

[marcoabyss]

when he went to get the tomatoes, Call of the Winter Moon first comes to mind...

[SchwarzeLeere]

kochen ist krieg

[LinksLiege]

I think we can all agree that feta is the most metal type of cheese.

[marcoabyss]

yes, anything with with goat and is made with goat is metal

[4ourEver]

I'd think a dutch smoked gouda'd be the most metal. It's in a skin that you rip off and eat, then you enjoy the contents with beer.

[LinksLiege]

You rip and eat the skin? And eat it with beer?

Damn. I stand corrected. That's pretty damn metal right there.

I guess feta holds the number two spot then. Gotta give it credit, it's quite metal.

[kawasakikillerr]

so goofy, but amazing

[dostrum57]

hahahaha genial lml

[MistaJussu]

A girl with a really deep voice? Wow, I meet new things every day! =)

[L33tm4st3r]

ROFL go check out IWRESTLEDABEARONCE. their lead singer is a girl

[jakethebassman100]

I love how he washed his hands hahaha

[blodyninjaghost]

Omg his hair is sooo beutiful :P

[thespleenfiend]

I CAME UP WITH THIS IDEA LIKE...2 DAYS AGO...NOW I FIND OUT ITS ALREADY DONE, i cry now :(

[Grim58666]

hahah props man i love to cook. i should try doing it corpse paint next time lol. very inspirational haha.

[Ladydeadlysilence]

*-*...aw u r hot n ur accent...damn!!

[chr1sred]

is this gordon ramsay?

[uforstaelige]

LMAO

[AdmiralA]

Really great :D Gotta love the Immortal poses on the way to the garden

[lynnredbud]

you are on the way to food network, watch out Barefoot Contessa...........:P

love your shows

[nunlover]

Iron Monkey \m/

[CheeseWithToastOn]

HAIL METAL CHEF, YOUR ONE FIT METALER

[oMaKubexX]

hails to metal chef!!! you are the best hahaha

[kingcarcas1349]

Metal Chef owns you! There are plenty of good American BM bands, just because you started it in Europe doesn't mean you get to hold everyone down, a lot of your bands end up selling out anyway.

[bloodjunkie1911]

you sir, are awesome, great soundtrack too

[Hofi666]

WOW!!!

[sthompson03]

HEY Pelican, who is Kragoth the barbarian. is it you?

if it is then you rock!!!

Kragoth is a major fit goth/mosher

:-)

[DaviSonata]

A pure genial idea!

Tr00!!!

[BishoNoTeresa]

those videos are disgrace of/for Black Metal

[blackmetalqueer]

your idiotic comments are a disgrace to Black Metal

[BishoNoTeresa]

you are a fucking american and you want to tell to an european what black metal is?eh...are you serious?

you fool!BM is't for american

[blackmetalqueer]

How right you are. I am a fucking american, and I am telling a stupid fucking avante garde euro loser that he doesn't know what Black Metal is. Any more questions? Need I clarify my statements a little better for you?

[BishoNoTeresa]

that shitty video is another discrace ok/for black metal

[chicacruel666]

that looks yummi and the guy too ;)

[matsuamazon]

i am motivated to cook more!!! lol

[RoxyRabbit91]

cook for me every day ^^

[Corciaszatana666]

I love his expression ; )

[cigaretteface]

dude this is amazing! this is better then like, metallica and childeren of bodem combined!

[Bl4ckPantera]

Everything is.

[silentandsmelly]

haha xD so funny dude =P

i just watched the documentairy Global Metal ... i almost cried dude n im not afraid to say it \m/,

[engeldestotes]

LMFAO this is hilarious!

[topoffoodchain]

Hell what's the intro song? Nice video btw

[linkdude64]

"next comes the pasta. and you have to pour it in as if you were..dunking a witch"

\m/

[marydead]

hahahaha i luv this :D

[danethescarypagan]

haha, don't waist virgin's blood on your hands! it's better to drink it, it's delicious.

[Rozzrocks666]

Lmao awesome.

[queenprom16]

xD

hahahahahhahahahaha

[skeptisk]

"I like feta because it's made from a goat, which makes it more grim and metal..."

[BroodwarManiac]

hahahahah @ garden part xD

[MattCorkhill]

I think the name of the first song before he starts speaking is Amerijuanican (unsure of spelling) by Bongzilla.

[Rhube2114]

The 'Garden Scene' song is Call of the Wintermoon - Immortal

[Tapiesmarc]

Great video! Now I know how easy is do a plate of pasta XD. Thanks. By the way, I liked all the music of the video, but the first one, after u start speaking, its so cool. What's the song's name?

[metalgirl2]

lol this is awesome. also the fact that you're legitimately making food while being metal is fantastic. I love the faces. best part is the eggs.

[johntegrity]

What's the song that starts during the garden scene? I'm almost sure I've heard it before... could you just post a list of music used in the video?

[jojophai]

FUCKER!!!

[Obscurechild33]

hahaahahha

"quite thick so they bleed for ages before they die"

XD

brilliant!

[ylonenfeathers]

AWESOME !!!!! hottest chef I've ever seen XD