People are fucking boring

[opera123able]

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLL - This is so accurate about the way everyday, average people talk - i.e. extremely boring, but not realising they are.

[LomTang]

George Carlin hated people before it was mainstream.

[opencurtin]

I think this is kind of boring .

[Rodrigo0100]

@opencurtin thats the spirit

[nicktacular06]

10 people are fucking boring!

[ColdSoldier02]

hahahaha at 2:12!! HAHAHAHA ITS ALSO MY BIRTHDAY! FEB 12th! lmao

[Riple101]

@ColdSoldier02 OMG THATS ALSO MY BIRTHDAY!!!! :D

[TheAndyman1000]

3:24 My reaction to SOPA and the NDAA

[newrealization12]

Haha I've been to mammoth caves. Its near where I'm from. That why I left..

[cowgoesmoo2]

That laugh at 2:10 is the best laugh anyone could ever come up with.

[carodawo13]

@cowgoesmoo2 LMFAO it is xD

[spartan1081990]

everything was ok until he did the dick phone thing, fucking tool

[renoloverxoxo]

I love Carlin because he is intelligent. He didn't use sexual innuendos or bitch about his wife to be funny, he just told the truth.

[chickensandw1tch]

i used to hae an arrow to the knee, but then i took an arrow to the knee haha

[heimgerd]

nine people are fucking boring

[antdez1]

BOOOOWWLLLSHIIIEEET

[Psyberologist]

But... What happened to the dinosaur turd? I wanna know whose was it!

[freezosteve]

He is so fucking funny and he tells the truth so badly anyone agree with me?

[unopeneddoor]

"Shove it up your fucking pie hole or if he prefers cake shut your fucking cake hole" ROFLMAO!

[Xdeser1]

6:13

".....she was lighting a fart but her bush caught on fire"

OMG XD HAHAHA!!!

[MArttiieN]

Carlin is fucking awesome, people are fucking boring.., i think it's a balance situation, somebody always finds the way to the harmony!

[cb007cb007]

Lmfao

[celsius1360]

omg im dying lollll

[tishaschwanger]

George likes people as much as I do.

[allennis5]

"BLOW IT OUT YER ASS!! BLOW IT OUT YER ASS!!" Ahahahahahaha, priceless.

[UwatchinQ]

lol he has the funniest voice and names for cities

[Chromostone]

when does he say blow it out your ass

[jacobmonast]

His fake laugh about Y2K actually made me lol XD

[happy5crazy]

@jacobmonast 2:12 :D I lol'd at the entire vid, wich is bad since I'm in class

[422stardragon]

hahaha, love this man!!!

[Leofox94]

@422stardragon I'm watching his videos every 'fucking' day. It makes me laugh so much that its kind of more effective than meditation! XD

[marumaru2015]

8 people blew it out their ass.

[meehalee21]

Frogballs Arkansas. Good town, nice people.

[n4218a1]

Reason # 77 for why I truly love livin in the middle of nowhere & caller ID, lmao

[itsame32]

what time's the circlejerk start tonite?

[thedearpsychonaut]

7 people are petrified dinosaur turds

[isolate99]

Love this man!!!

[guitarvirtuoso14762]

whats funny is he voiced a charachter in tarzan 2

[artin74]

i miss him !

[falloutforever88]

Six people live in Frogballs, Arkansas.

[DaemonAshmodean]

This guy is GOD!!!!

[jimmyredpant]

only just discovered this guy. for fucks sake, what a dude, man.

[Mosixman]

@jimmyredpant Look up Bill Hicks as well. He's very similar to Carlin, but he's more 'shocking' in most of his bits.

[jimmyredpant]

@Mosixman iv followed bill hicks for years, which is probably why i liked carlin. these types of comedien seem few and far between!

[SuSaN2373]

probably the greatest comedian that ever lived!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrTorchCraft]

444 likes, 4 dislikes

FML NUMBERS

[supersoakman1212]

its stupid people like the ones hes talking about that made people create TEXTING :D

[MidiMuse]

I am not the type to laugh out loud unless something is insanely funny. Comedies and other comedians I find funny I will smile and rarely chuckle. George Carlin makes me burst into a laugh and giggle fit every single time I watch anything he has done.

[SketchCabinMachinima]

I miss George Carlin :(

[simonjeste]

@SketchCabinMachinima yeah.

I'd recommend reading his book "Last Words" (published after his death) -- you really get an idea of the human peson behind the genius.

[footiecyclo]

So we meet again, 240p...

[aNdReSkKkK]

@footiecyclo hey copy pasta, this video was uploaded when there wasnt 1080p!

[JaxonianFoxx890]

@aNdReSkKkK please for the love of god, delete chickensandw1tch's comment. None of us want to see an "arrow to the knee" joke on a BEAUTIFUL george carlin video. ESPECIALLY one as stupid as that.

[RagorRagorRagor]

@aNdReSkKkK copy pasta :"D

[Avdallabill]

@footiecyclo So we meet again over used shitty joke..

[pectinmania]

@footiecyclo Carlin was a brilliant comedian, but is high resolution of any benefit to the visual comedy? He was fucking 70. 240p is just about right unless you want to see wrinkles on wrinkles. I'm just glad to see him move.

[NarutoEpicness]

@footiecyclo why do you need anything higher? You need a higher resolution so you can see his face more clearly? Its fucking standup, whoever needs a higher reloution to watch standup is a creep.

[saad2907]

@footiecyclo minecraft

[choclitrayn]

@footiecyclo hahahahaha that's a good one, I've never seen that before! You're so witty.

[susieQe]

mistrz!



[richf2000]

I agree about the phone calls.. short and down to the point.

[balbarith45]

@richf2000 ditto

[9Godslayer]

Damn it, why did this guy have to die!?!?

[murkotron]

@9Godslayer because that's what people do all the time

[9Godslayer]

Damn it, why did this guy have to die!?!?

[OnThatPowder]

00:54 <--- every OLD person I know. Please die young. Do the future youth a favor!

[chaterbox2594]

Yes

[frankb513]

Thats an awefully green like bar :)

[squirttilithurts]

While I understand where George is coming from (people are boring), I suspect his brain chemistry is such that he gets annoyed with people. This is because of low dopamine, which also causes ADD. When my dopamine is low, I don't have much of a tolerance for people. When my dopamine is high, fucking party in my head.

[blahblabish]

Thumbs down, it is a tad dry.

[wetdawg027]

The prophet of reality.

[Kamikazekris100]

God i feel exactly the same. People are boring.same with every day life.

[DolphinJewel]

Bloody HILARIOUS! George Carlin is one comic genius!

[Calicocoon]

I will pay $500 to each and every person who uploads video evidence of themselves shitting in the mouths of anyone who says that George Carlin was anything but fucking glorious.

[aNdReSkKkK]

@Calicocoon :D Like in 2 girls 1 cup?

[Calicocoon]

@aNdReSkKkK

Yes sir

[laffytaffy7871]

@aNdReSkKkK wtf o.0

[fila3232]

@Calicocoon Challenge accepted :D

[getalife67]

George Carlin must be talking about the majority of America, and along with stupid people .

[saints360row]

@getalife67 -I think he's talking about the majority of the whole world.

[riffheezy]

comedy hasnt been the same since you died George R.I.P

[That1rand0mguy]

hahahaha tarzan fucks a zebra

[caucasianmale1]

i live in mammoth cave kentucky...

[tredub91]

i miss you grandpa

RIP

[Omnimalevolent1]

verbal diarrhea is also called logorrhea :D Awesome word that not enough people use...

[spiderjerusalem100]

The 1 person who disliked this video is fucking boring.

[kmotamed]

That routine was just boring...

[7377v]

@kmotamed BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS , OR SHUT YOUR FUCKIN PIE HOLE THE CHOICE IS YOURS

[l3oneeeeeeeee]

I AM THE DISLIKE

DO YOUR WORST

[aNdReSkKkK]

@l3oneeeeeeeee FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUU

[saints360row]

@aNdReSkKkK -I've heard about that place.. Isn't it in china town?

[DEVILTOMI]

@l3oneeeeeeeee

nice :D

[l3oneeeeeeeee]

@DEVILTOMI NO, YOU ARE NOT IMPRESSED

YOU ARE VERY MAD AT ME

[hnbsniper]

@l3oneeeeeeeee i disagree with your dislike and wonder why you do not like it

[kcee54]

@l3oneeeeeeeee aw man, c'mon..

[mngq29]

@l3oneeeeeeeee blow it out your ass.

[securezone]

@l3oneeeeeeeee GOD DAMN YOU I'LL DMCA YOU!

[TheAutisticGuitarist]

@l3oneeeeeeeee all right then, i will: 666/0= MUHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Pittsisamazing]

@l3oneeeeeeeee You're the first troll I've ever seen using the correct form of "your."

[dbzrox120]

@l3oneeeeeeeee i dont believe you

[irishmick82]

you must be one of the boring fucking people 

[mariomanningfan]

0 dislikes....never ever seen that before....Well done Mr. Carlin

[aNdReSkKkK]

@Ingeberg46204 shut up u fucking spamer

[condiersea]

i remember they played this on hbo once and i watch it and i was like hey hes pretty coo, kinda a dick but reallllllllly fucking inspiring. a month later i found out he died...sad day

[Excuseify]

his angsty voice is what makes me rest well at night

[NWG92]

The two handed jerk-off part was the funniest thing I've seen in a while hahaha

[AwaitsHell]

on my dvd he doesnt say blow it out your ass. he says STFU lol

[aNdReSkKkK]

really? :P I would rather hear stfu

[TheWillLockwood]

@aNdReSkKkK hmmm

i think blow it out your ass is more creative....

but this is still an amazing peice.

[ninja7x3]

this was one of his last shows. right?

[AwaitsHell]

His last one, yeah

[peaceandmetal88]

God people are fuckin boring! People are just fuckin boring. LOL so true.

[69jewzrcool69]

ummmm??? shut your fuckin pie hole??

[BLACKMAGICMETALMAN12]

Or if they like cake, shut your fuckin' cake hole.

[randolphmarshall]

or u could have said "ok. thanks. i gotta go, bye" and spared us all the boring details

[DILLIGAFFUM]

@randolphmarshall stfu you ignorant twat. it's comedy...

[randolphmarshall]

@DILLIGAFFUM i have a very low tolerance for stupid trivial bullshit... not comedy, its bullshit

[TremendousTom]

Did I tell you guys about my mom and dad?

[XENTIYON]

"Remember Y2K ?

Everybody was all worried about Y2K and nothing never happend

hahaha"

He's the greatest ever !!

[KiTFoX572]

I wonder if Frog Balls, Arkansas is a real place.

[Bexelite]

I live there.

[69jewzrcool69]

yeah, i live there, i live on the border of frogballs, arkansas, and jerkmeehoff county,alabama

[sonadorhermosa]

"Blow it out your ass, blow it out your ass, blow it out your ass, blow it out your ass!"

[FANofFRED1]

uhh theres 1 more BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!

[AdamDiddy]

Blow it up YOUR ass.

[wildchildcobhc]

hahahaha fuck i love george carlin.

[Zukoyomi]

HOLY SHIT!!! I'm going to die laughing

[RaSKaL1031]

oh my fuck as soon as i heard the fart lighting bush burning shit i fuckin cried for the rest of the thing so i had to go back after i got done and catch the rest

[thetenfold]

I love this guy lol.

[benio101]

haha he always so right