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  • HADOUKEN!

  • MasterSparked never touched the ball. Everyone was running from the lazer that they didnt see Marisa kick it into the goal da ze! x3

  • Honestly, I started story mode and I was scared in this match. I'll try to avoid spoilers I guess.

    1) The goalkeeper can block Reimu's fantasy seal

    2) Marisa rushes in and uses MS 60-70% of the time

    3) A certain someone is middle field. Her special is crazy too.

  • TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHERFUCKER~DA-ZE!

  • Marisa's solution to ANYTHING : Love SIgn "Master Spark"

  • If that's Master Spark then I'd love to see Final Spark.

  • Marisa's Cooking Show:

    Alright, take some chicken, add some mushrooms on the side and FUCKING MASTER SPARK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    and now you have a delightful roast!

  • @BakaofLulz a.k.a. the boss battle between Marisa and Mystia Lorelei

  • One of the best moves in the game in case the opponent has an excellent guard that can stop Master Blade. Marisa is highly flexible for having two different types of powerful shots.

  • Concentrate your mind

    Mutter the spell to Mini-Hakkero tenderly

    Aim at the soccer

    Then unleash your annihilation of love!

  • Who else yelled "MASTA SPAARK!!"?

  • wish you can just blow a beam back

  • who needs to kick the ball when then can CHARGE LAZORZ

  • the goalkeeper is a fucking hero!!! he tries always to block the shoots

  • this ball is really indestructible

  • BECAUSE SOCCER IS ALL ABOUT POWER!

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  • i am sad for the soccer ball he always get kick by people but NOW! whoa!

  • is it just me, or id marisa's answer to everything sparking the thing?

  • @ultimadragon88 Master Spark is the Falcon Punch of Gensokyo.

  • @HsIeNRaE Then what's Twilight Spark? Shoopdawoop?

  • @Crzynoob Nope, Its the Roundhouse kick of Gensokyo.

  • @HsIeNRaE I thought Unzan fists were Falcon Punch of Gensokyo -w-

  • ive watched a few of these and... how is that guy in purple still alive?

  • MASUTAA SUPAAKU

  • talk about unfair game!

  • Where'd the ball go? At the start it was between her legs, then it suddenly gets in the way of her Master Spark?

  • @narutoninjutsu She probably kicked it up into the air while the camera was focus on the mini-hakkero.

  • @KurisuBlaze But isn't the mini-hakkero in the air too?

  • Love hurts ze~

  • Everyone knows that everything is better when you add giant laser beams and lolis...

  • This would make the world cup so much more interesting. ;-;

  • I don't know what this F.O.E acronym everyone is saying means. So I'll just assume it means "Fucked Over Extreme" for the lulz.

    In which case pretty much every video in this Touhou Soccer 2 playlist ends up with someone being F.O.E.

  • @tailstwister watch?v=WM5MMqNgUzM

    this may clear some stuff up

  • power of love defeats all! even in soccer!

  • Needs more Master Spark.

  • You know what i find funny, you actually think they'd kick the ball at all (:

  • Even in soccer! F.O.E!

  • Concentrate your mind

    Mutter the spell to Mini-Hakkero tenderly

    Aim at someone you don't like

    Now unleash your annihilation of love!

  • @Natureman22: This is Touhou Soccer. Kicking the ball = FOUL.

  • FOE: Shit.

  • Laser is not difficult.

  • That ball must be a Chuck Norris powered ball after everything it's been through.

  • I'm surprised the soccer feild isn't surrounded by radiation and dust by now.

  • Marisa: suck it goku!

  • How to Spark

    1: Concentrate.

    2: Whisper to energy source tenderly.

    3: Aim at a person you don't like.

    4: SHARE THE LOVE!!!!

  • "Why don't they kick the ball? This is madness!"

    Madness... THIS IS TOUHOU! *kicks j00*

  • @Kingofeurope What is wrong with you? You don't kick them into the pit, you shoot a giant motherfucking laser at them.

  • @Kingofeurope NO!  NOT THE PIT! IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNZ!

  • Does the ball drank the hourai Elixir for rest in life ._. ?

  • MASTERSPARK!!!!!!

  • MAHSTAHRE... SPAAAHRKE!!! :D

  • Aw, I wanted to see magicanon, Final spark.

  • @DanielBarusoPerez

    Well, you can always look for Twilight Spark. It makes master spark look like a bb gun.

  • marisa gets a point with the power of love!

  • Brutally destroyed the Soccer net and the soccer ball by master spark XD

  • @jokechu

    The ball can not be destroyed. If a twilight spark didn't destroy the thing, a master spark just has no chance.

  • Did that green thing just graze Master Spark?

  • IMMA FIRIN' MA-RIZA LAZOR!

  • XD i don't think a cooking show by Marisa would be boring, it would be most probably exploding the whole kitchen or something like that. XP

  • Why can't anyone just kick the fucking ball!!

  • you do know that since theyre not touchign the ball with thier hands, beams are actually legit ? :P

  • and ive almost forgotten too but.. reimu actually kicks it in dream heaven !

  • Well... uh... FFFFFFFFFFFF

  • Remilia kicks it, Mokou kicks it about 9000 times, Wriggle kicks it, so does Aya...

    But unless you have a superpowered kick like them, why kick a ball when you can just blast it away with a LAZOR!

  • I know, I know. *hehe* But more people need to kick the fucking ball

  • Come on, this is Touhou. If people kicked the ball, it would be just boring.

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  • @Archimonde259 Tell that to reimu. She just kicked the ball... awesomely.

    watch?v=jpw0Cxhn-EA&feature=re­lated

  • reimu kicks it too

    ran well ran kicks it

  • So violent..."-_- but so true, also...

  • what about mannosuke he kicks it too

  • Yeah... straight into Tokiko's face =P

  • cause then the it would be to boring, why have spell cards and not use them

  • @Natureman22 Because when actaully, someone like Ren kicks the ball, is foul. XD

  • @Natureman22 Cause kicking a ball in Touhou Soccer is a foul. Didn't you know that? =D

  • @omritoker Unless you have magic powering your kick, then it's fair game.

  • @Natureman22 They've spent so much time learning magic that their legs are weak.

  • @Natureman22 cause there to cool to kick the ball!!

  • @Natureman22 Because it'd be a Foul.

  • @Natureman22 I think Wriggle kicks the ball in her special.

  • @Durwagon

    Well of course, I mean, WRIGGLE KICK

  • @Natureman22 Because that is not epic enough. Lasers, Destruction and Lolis. That makes soccer interesting.

  • @DJstagen

    If only real Woman's Soccer League was like that...

  • @Natureman22 Wriggle kick!

  • @Natureman22 Rinnosuke kicks the ball normally, but because of his badass manliness it doesn't count as a normal kick.

  • @Natureman22 actully... Wriggle,Tewi,Renisoku, & some others did kick the ball :O

  • @Khazard1000 No, they didn't kicked the ball... They AWESOMELY KICKED the ball...

  • @ThePandaCoco god how can I be such a BAKA..

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  • @Natureman22

    At least Meiling (who somehow got past Yukari when she did.... soemthing) and Ran (WHO SPLIT THE DAMN THING BY DOING SO) kick it.

  • @TARDISES And Remilia.

  • @Natureman22 No!

    THIS!

    IS!

    TOUHOU!

  • @tachola you forgot to kick him D:

  • @Natureman22

    "Soccer's all about power ze."

  • @Natureman22 aya kicked the ball '-'

  • @Natureman22 Cuz it's against the damn rulez. O_o

  • @Natureman22 Tewi kicked it. So did Aya.

  • The Master Spark is supposed to be fueled by love, right?

    That reminds me of a comic episode in Buttersafe...

    -I've tried everything to defeat the Dark Warlock, but it's impossible!

    -Yes, but you have a power he'll never be able to wield... the power of LOVE!

    -And how will that help?

    -Love is the source of energy that fuels eye lasers.

    *later, in the Dark Warlock's lair*

    -I LOVE YOU. *laser being fired*

  • Masuta... SPARKUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

  • I know you're trying to Japose,

    but you even did THAT wrong..

    That R looks a bit lonely, doesn't it?

    FAIL.

  • False, Yuka's is the original spark. Marisa is a copier.

  • Forget Master Spark. Mima's Twilight nearly destroys the world.

  • Final Word; Unseasonable Butterfly Storm.

    You're dead. Everyone around you is dead.

    I'm dead. Humanity as a whole is dead.

    Continue

    Retry

    Quit and Save Replay

    Quit and Return to Title

  • Elemental Reactor? I always thought it had a name... like.. Haggekoro or something like that... The Eternal True Flame...

  • It's teh uber Mini-Hakkero :D

  • Thiss football ball must be made of the hardest material ever created....

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  • Soccer is short for Association Football. You're probably thinking of an American Football. (Strangely enough, it takes that kind of shape in one of the Hakurei Miko (PC-98 Reimu)'s specials.)

  • Not everybody lives in America.

  • Actually, I think it's created with Hourai, because ran's attack splits it through the middle and the ball re-fuses

  • MUUUSSSTAAAAAAAAA SPAAARRRRKKUUU

  • what's that thing she trows in the air??

    always want to know that ^.^

  • It's called an elemental reactor, it's the device that provides the necessary power to cast Master Spark.

  • Master Spark and Final Spark aren't exaggerated like 3P1C NOCTURNAL SP4RK OF MIMA.

    It's full of hatred, too

  • master spark can put down to shame the "KAMEHAMEHA"

  • There is one thing that I want to know; has anybody died in the touhou soccer games; you know, with all the lazers and fireballs and other random magical projectiles flying through the air; someone has to of had at least a flesh wound.

  • Oh psh! it's just a flesh wound!

  • A flesh wound! Your arm just got cleanly hacked off

  • Yes, Cirno fails to hit the ball (Icicle Fall -EASY-) and is killed by it, but she gets better, because Cirno is the Strongest. See the Letty+Cirno clip.

  • Spellcards all do nonlethal damage, just like Nanoha's magic does as well. Of course, it still hurts to taste the LASER.

  • Btw I read that when in Overdrive/Border of death (in Marisa's case scoring with Master Spark and knocking away opponets); this upgrades to Final Spark....

  • Ah, good Love-Colored Master Spark~

  • *Sigh* IF only I could do this move...*Sighs again*

  • Why wish for a Master Spark when you could wish for a FINAL SPARK?

  • Why do you want a FINAL SPARK, when you can have TWILIGHT SPARK?

    And I'll also skip ahead the next step and redirect you at "Super Sayan Marisa" in her combination with Patchouli and alice... Why would you want a TWILIGHT SPARK when you can... hum.. have... THAT!!!

  • Cooking show? It would be awesome.

    "This bacon is raw. Therefore, viewers, it needs to be fried. MASUTAAAAAAA SU - *static*"

  • "If you can kick it, you can Spark it."

  • If you can dodge a Spark, You can sure as fuckin' HELL dodge a ball!

  • Did I just sense a Dodgeball reference there? :D

  • yup!

  • FIFA says clearly : "You can't touch the ball with the hands or master spark it"

  • But it's Marisa, so no one is really caring about that.

  • Marisa chose a pretty good move when she stole it from Yuka.

  • Laser... Is not difficult. ;)

  • Anyone caught in that blast would be very well vaporized out of thin air.

    Of course, the soccer ball literally survives through all of that.

  • You don't see this on PES8 or Fifa 2008, folks... And this is why I think THS2 is superior to the aforesaid games. Just an opinion.

  • You can practically read it on her lips:

    "MASTER... SPAAAARK!"

    Here's hoping Touhou Soccer 3 (you know it's coming) will have voice acting.

  • *"MASUTA... SUPAAAAKU!"

  • Marisa: MASTER SPAARRK!!!

  • Masterspark is freakin huge laser beam of destruction, I'm pretty sure she hit it. :D

  • Well said.

  • imagine if she had used FINAL spark!

  • Odd. The ball was next to her, but by her angle of fire she shouldn't have hit the ball at all.

  • Wow... there has to be a violation somewhere in the rules of that.

  • if this was normal soccer maybe... but this is soccer in Gensokyo!

  • WELL, technically, NONE of them are using their hands at all! It's amazing =p

  • Use what you have... even if its a one-of-a-kind magical artifact of unbelivable power

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