Sh*t Film Snobs Say

[triptychvideo]

I hope this was shot poorly for irony...

[NiklasTheMonkey]

@triptychvideo I don't see the irony..

[riley3664]

haha this is so true

[mrgldc]

0:52 TOBY

[JackFrost558]

this is sooo true... i never thought about it but i do say all this alot! and plus hes wearing a GREEN shirt on a GREEN screen lol

[madmanJSK]

I am a film student and I live in this video.

[Nyra41]

I'm a Communcation major at my high school and you would not believe how much this applies to us!

[MSCRAB1]

Plane? I love toby

[xxxlyricsjustforyou]

gettin a lil chubby there jack.

[SaltyTestes]

CYR lol!

[Brandonatron711]

0:52 Tobuscus lisp voice "Is that a plane?! It's a... look, it's a plane!"

[anotherlemontree]

What did you shoot this with, a potato? :D

[KanedaJones]

as a semi film snob I say whats up with the low audio volume??

I understand not wanting to top it out but common.. ;D

[fret2424]

Was that a Canon t3i? Just got one of those, and I'm pretty damn pleased with it.

[LiveOriginal]

@fret2424 There was a T3i and a 60D in the video. You can tell because as of now, Canon only has two cameras with the flippy screen. You can tell them apart from which side the mode dial is on. 60D is on the left, and T3i is on the right. I'm not trying to sound smart. Just sharing the love for the flippy screens haha

[xKittenKissesx]

Well Toby would say, "Heyyyyy it'sssss a plaaannnee!!!"

[glamorchick954]

I love seeing Cyr <3

[StaraziaSelin66]

...I've said most of this stuff, and I don't even film. Am I a film snob nonetheless?

[proceedapathy]

haha

[houseofparadox]

Jack, I really like your work but most of the things you criticize are really important. But I have a feeling that even though you know that, you're still trolling the hell out of film students.

[gothhy]

0:52 Reminds me of Toby Turner :)

[elitestar]

no film snob would admit to being a PA for michael bay

[ambi24567]

OH WHATEVER EBERT! - my new life motto.

[ShAdOwPuNk1995]

SMOSH PARODY!!!!

[iPod50girl]

Your editing lacks continuity @ 0:34 and 0:43!!

[dhudgin09]

:13 I say that sooo much!

[xXblinkforlifeXx]

He was wearing a Dropkick Murpheys shirt!!! :D

[slangjo1]

If he was a real film snob, he wouldn't be wearing a green shirt in front of a green screen.

[WelcomeToTheScene1]

@slangjo1 its a blue shirt....

[NiklasTheMonkey]

@slangjo1 Oh yes he would cause snobs are really dumb...

[katyronan]

OMG this is so me! lol 

[JamieCFurbo]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue

I put your mom in my bed

And she ate my poo

[333Tears]

HEY IS THAT CYR FROM ONISION CAUSE IT KINDA LOOKS LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[katie5248]

@333Tears the reseblance is uncanny :DDDDD

[333Tears]

@katie5248 it actually is him!!!!

[WMsquared]

Dropkick Murphys for the win!

[ChickenWaterMovies]

"Plane"

Hell, we do "Car"

[Boganvillar]

DO "SHIT TOBUSCUS SAYS" NEXT

[Chadfail]

I feel like ive said most of this. Im a first year film student

[TechnologyMAN1245]

@Chadfail I say most of that stuff and I'm 12

[jayrockwell33]

yeah yeah yeah, i get it, i know, but at the end of the day true creativity and genuinely true ideas will trump tech almost every time. the reason people are so bitchy and elitist about film making now is that in truth it's open to anyone. i would rather watch something great, shot on a TRV900 and cut in imovie than ANOTHER shallow depth of field wank-fest on Vimeo. no offence.

[kent630]

do film snobs care if people have 3D TVs? i dont know very many film kids who even like 3D in theaters, much less on TVs.

otherwise, awesome vid! "can we turn off that fridge?" lol

[TheSnuzzle]

I don't get the snapping thing :\

[CvPhatfrog07]

Checking sounds waves

[lickitunglipstick]

I LOVE THIS !

[VirginieLaverdure1]

Awesome!



[TCAMediaGroup]

So... what did you shoot this on?

[ProductionsFromBeyon]

Plane

[Spellcaster94]

get out of my head dammit

[pudgyproductions]

I can't watch this trash. It's only in 720p!

[xxashleyRxx]

I love how everyone in this vid except Jack looks bored to death xD

[schmarsh]

SO David Lynchian.... (dies)

[SunlightFire]

XD love it! Awesome!!

[tazswagg]

I expect to be on your next grammer video...

[tazswagg]

Watt dud u shoet dis wiht a toster ?

[JonathanKeyesMusic]

I'm so sorry... This is exactly me.

[matiasjars]

Press 0 (wait 1 second) then 2 (wait 1 second) and then 9... That's all that matters.

[MichaelMania123]

This is me....

[12345lotr]

oh my word i know people who do this when they film

[9gigglegirl13]

I hate snapping. It just... I love you, but I wanted to break your fingers.

[HighTopsGirl3001]

Standing in front of a green screen with a green dropkick murphy's shirt on...nice XD (i love the shirt though...DROPKICK MURPHYS FOR THE WIN!)

[westcoastnigga1001]

beelzbub

[xaliXninjax]

Cool story bro sweatshirt! YEAH!

[BlackNemo1]

Plain :D

[BriteNiteProductions]

Hour 5 of Day 3.

Shit man.

[OneBigBullet]

keep pressing 3 it sounds like he is saying f*ck the fridge.



[justfilmit]

OMG.... only 720 res??



[AntiCliche]

/EDIT TITLE: Sh*t Jack Says

[HippyAndMe]

I'm sorry but if you actually did act like that I'd have to punch you ><

[Sephiroth9310]

Who was fapping at 1:15

[TheMsTutor]

Green screen with a green shirt... Slow.clap.for.jack.

[Squishy134]

What'd you film this with, a potato?

[ssberit1]

Do a music vid

[iGeniusHD]

Anyone else notice he is wearing a green shirt in front of a green screen?

[ThatTacoTube]

He's standing in front of a green screen... with a green shirt. *slow clap*

[Blumox27]

Just remember, it's not my job to get coffee.

[CunnininnuC]

all kidding aside, the artist was actually really good.

[Mrvolcomstar]

I want that cool story bro hoodie

[swedishsubtitles]

Shit. I just realized I'm a film snob.

[mrsjustinbieber756]

177 people are film snobs

[Dombowerphoto]

the best !

[xxashleyRxx]

I don't get half of this, but I still love it :D

[pangeapiercing]

how about "if I had the budget those A-holes had, my movie would be SO MUCH BETTER"

[Djpacker17]

was the plane thing referencing to toby turner? lol

[rateAmovies]

@Djpacker17 No, all film-makers stop for planes because it interrupts the sound of the movie

[LuvBuket1]

Sh*t YouTube Commenters Say: "Thumps up!"

[2FlaminHot4u]

@LuvBuket1 "Sh*t YouTube Commenters Say" would be the same as YGS.

[butifullblackboricua]

Where did u get the "cool story, bro" hoodie?

[TheTrojantroy]

He's wearing a green shirt in front of a green screen. That's not gonna turn out well.

[MattJamesAwad]

@TheTrojantroy It's more aqua blue or turquoise.

[Emberfrost7]

thumbs up if right after this you went on google and searched "david lynchian" because you had no idea who the heck he was talking about at 0:31

[77carlitaa]

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!

[larllarfleton]

what no "jumping the shark" that is like my favorite one to say, because it confuses the hell out of everyone i talk to.

[powerjazzatitain]

I kinda want Jamba :D

[TheBionicjoe]

/watch?v=iG5YpwvndfU

[DCDigitalStudios]

Get a red one, and then upload it in 240p.

[Mrsupermatt2172]

Look! It's me in 7 years :D

[HYPNOTYKx]

I still don't get it why people shoot videos with a photocamera...

[RodyPolis]

@HYPNOTYKx Because they shoot great video.... duhh Lol

[HYPNOTYKx]

@RodyPolis Photocameras are for photographs not for video, videocameras for video.

I'm saying that video is their secondary function, and a videocamera that costs about the same would do a better job.

[RodyPolis]

@HYPNOTYKx Just trust me man, a video camera that cost the same as these photocameras won't give you the same image. Check out my channel /dynamitestudios1 All these videos were shot with an $800 DSLR; no video camera that cost $800 will give you that kind of image.

[HYPNOTYKx]

@TCAMediaGroup

Yeah, you're right, I did my reserch and photocameras found out that photocameras actually have better sensors... and yeah I'm not a big expert.

[TCAMediaGroup]

@HYPNOTYKx See, it's always much better to back up your thoughts with fact!! I can't hate if you took the time to look it up.  =D

[AtlantisTV27]

@HYPNOTYKx Photocameras usually have clearer frames and a slower ,cinema-like, frame rate than video cameras.

[emiimewsek]

DROPKICK MURPHYS

[StaraptorEagle]

@emiimewsek I love that shirt... :D

[TheMightyPnut]

Oh fuck. I'm a film snob.

[TheMightyPnut]

*Click**Click**Click**Click**C­lick**Click**Click*

[Vds4You]

How could you condescend to making "Shit People Say" video? :(

[Ralex004]

Dropkick Murphys!

[DEHSUPAHTEEUB2]

just like nigahiga...

[TheLaurenJC]

sexy headshots, Cyr. :)

[alantheactionguy]

WHY are you wearing GREEN in front of a GREEN screen?! Show some film snob attention to detail.

[xjunkyarddogx]

NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT STAR WARS ADS! AHAHAHHAHAHAHGHHGGHHAGAHGAHAHA­GHA!!

[Meghan237]

Haha Kubrick-esque

[sickgringo007]

dropkick murphys shirt ftw

[ATOMICxEGG2000]

Tumbs up if you as actualy seen the artsist!

[BigaaronmanVids]

I might unsubscribe if vids don't come soon!!

[gabymcad]

@BigaaronmanVids You mad, bro?.. Be patient

[shadow0700]

were is pms? D=

[SuneTheMairn]

Dropkick Murphys rule! :)

[DuckheadFilms1]

@SuneTheMairn Yes! A fellow dropkick murphys fan! :)

[SuneTheMairn]

@DuckheadFilms1 Hell yeah! :D

[GuyWithCameraTV]

0:19 Guy on the right looks like Billy Walsh from Entourage

[jimpear1740]

Smosh parody!!!

[Skatergirl6311]

I have the same cool story bro sweater except in rainbow!!!!

[demonshadowss]

YOUR VIDEOS ARE MOTAVIOUS NOMBADANA

[KingDavidProd]

I hate this because it's true.

[diburning]

DROPKICK MURPHYS T-SHIRT!

[DarkScarlettVixen]

So...does that guy ever put down the cell phone or is it....surgically attached to his hand or something?

[acrostunts101]

When ya said" there's a plane goin ovr there actually was one going over it was pretty freaky!!!!! Anyways love ya vids!!! Keep it up!!!! And don't...give up:):)

[HooshMax]

Dis is the bestest vid ev! I neder wath yo channel befo and diz rok! U cann tank tobscus fo dat!

[neatkitten]

i can't snap my fingers :(

[WANNAMAKEAMOVIE91]

SO TRUE!

[ReaiDstar]

I try to make bad grammar, but I fail at it, sorry Jack.

[NonnProductions]

My sister is a photographer and says all this stuff.

[lethe56]

EPIC. WIN. 'nuff said.

[tuurbriestv]

is that a dropkick murphys shirt, jack you are even more awesome then I taught :D

[NSSprivste]

Oops mennty pionts out idiots ohahaha I mighty end up on their for That

[NSSprivste]

You funy I awlys see dumb people comets on videos butt no people pointy it out I like him couise he pounds out idiots haha I go tell my frindz of you sobscribed

[dialfordisaster]

You missed "we'll fix it in post"... otherwise, it's perfect.

[whoo689]

*looks up David Lynch on wiki to see wtf "That's so David Lynchian" means*

[Pandaonxtc]

@whoo689 Looking up David Lynch is a step in the right direction for your life

[whoo689]

"I wrote this in 10 minutes"

[crudnew24]

Pms?

[5uper13east]

half of everything he said is a "thats what she said"

[MrSmileGod]

@5uper13east Oh shit, security ! :D

[OneOfTheSmurfs]

@5uper13east that made me laugh even more with the vid!

[bubbadoodle64]

@5uper13east thats what she said

[acme39]

3954 film snobs were offended by this.

[sevelev711]

What'd you shoot this with, a patato?

[25PattyCake25]

CYR!

[PlasmaDragon420]

If pms doesnt come out within this week im unsubbing

[AdventuresofLydia]

This is so true lolz :D

[RBKluuzGH]

"He just gets it.." I'm guessing he was talking about RWJ.

[MrFallout1337]

2 months later, and no pms

[EX3films]

Is it bad I'm so much of a snob, I'm bugged you're wearing a green dropkick murphy shirt in front of a green screen? YUP I'm a loser. Oh. P.S. and I saw the artist.

[DarkMessiBan]

If you mention movies, you are a film snob.

[MrEA42]

In the bloopers when there actually a car.

[TheExploitedNirvana]

DROPKICK MURPHY'S SHIRT!! :D

[BloodHunterHilda]

Yep.

[booknook1998]

Plane? No. That's Toby's thing.

[seanmobar23]

The most annoying/common one is "You haven't seen that"

[noobblub]

Little bit random :P

[saskue4991]

he just gets it... :P lmfao

[RupturedFarms]

Jack, change the crappy thumbnail, what is this RWJ? You're underselling a hilarious video!

[gunner23178]

@RupturedFarms What the fuck are you talking about? The thumbnail is fine and is barely like RWJ's thumbnails.

[commander3zoz]

didn't get it

[emXrad]

I go to a film school in Nashville and I hear this crap all the time. You sir...just made my day :)

[Zzyyzzxx7]

Sulplice

[TheLaurenJC]

He just... gets it!