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" okay but you not gonna make pee in a cup.. cuz i had, i had a little bit of the gud stuff this morning.. you know. a little bit ( pretends to smoke) c'mon do the little ( puts her hand infront of the other lady pretending to have a joint) c'mon c'mon set the twins free! " lmao :D

ladyypayasa 2 days ago

Lol

tasty95 4 days ago

this is sooooooooooo funny

douglar2009 5 days ago

LMFAO!

1:14 which one of you works here? 1:20, oh it's alive! looool ms swan!

skhaanD 6 days ago

"Can you just read the first line?"

llllLIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S!.......

that's the wring show!

lol

mikofujiify 1 week ago

There was 14 not 21

31mints 1 week ago

@31mints the other 7 numbers were 2s. haha

yoface5494 1 week ago

Ms. Swan's Zings ftw

ItsBrandonYee67 2 weeks ago

SO wanna so that at the DMV.

SuperstarWesley 3 weeks ago

bunny swan ;)

qwer5722 3 weeks ago

the only lady that didnt get pissed

PTS928 3 weeks ago

I don't want to play with you lesbian lady

cuddlebug130 1 month ago

Why The FUCK they cancel Mad TV ???

SomoshiphopRadio 1 month ago 4

SET THE TWINS FREEE!! loool

PaChiLove24 2 months ago

there was 14 not 21

01cybermen 2 months ago in playlist Miss Swan 3

"I sold it to him 'cause he was gonna die

and he wanted to buy beer..."

"You know that's illegal, right?"

"Yea. So is prostitution, but that didn't stop yo' mama!"

"Thats's so stupid, you don't even know my mama."

"Yea, but neither did yo' dad!

MrFootballPizza 2 months ago 5

She's trying so hard not to laugh lmao

ConcreteStoodio 2 months ago 4

r u bunny swan?

*shocked* how do u know my name........r u god?

LMAOOOOOOO

ohsnapitzpappap 2 months ago 3

lol which one of u works here? oh it's alive LOL

ohsnapitzpappap 2 months ago

She didn't do her teeth grin! :(

MsKilljoyBaby 3 months ago

Lmao she too funny

Pgame313 3 months ago

neither did your daddyxD and NO MEANS NO! lol

xoxobieber100 3 months ago

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regialunaCXLIV 3 months ago

no means no

davidlee133 3 months ago

"ok, you smart cookie for your naa"

thesmartphonereviews 3 months ago

Holy cow I wish the DMV lines were that short. At least 80 people in there when I go in.

MyidolGwen 3 months ago

NO MEANS NO !

celtics9536 4 months ago

large rump haha

K8andNat 4 months ago

"lOOK I DONT HAVE TIME TO PLAY"

"NO I DONT COME TO PLAY WITH YOU ,YOU DIRTY NASTY LESBIAN.!"

mrsnessabieberfever 4 months ago

Randy from that 70's show

MrOrencillo 4 months ago

set the twins free

cclushacting 4 months ago

"Live from new york its....." "WRONG SHOW"

thesmartphonereviews 4 months ago

"That's illegal mam." "so is prostitution but that didn't stop your mama." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

thesmartphonereviews 4 months ago 3

Yeaauuhhh lmfao love her!!

rainbowk11d 4 months ago

Neither did yo dadday! Too-hoo-hoo! BAZING!

MusicLover3553 4 months ago 4

Haha, only 5'2!!!

1996Krikri 4 months ago

i thought she was older

liljoeved6 4 months ago

that was 14 numbers!

Ninjatutorial 4 months ago

lol

nyaskickrocks 4 months ago

Oohh ms swan OWNS!!

animelover298 5 months ago

omg. omgomg. i cant. i cant even lol. im seriously choking xD

AtoZornumber0through 5 months ago

BON-ZING!!

trackstar8100 5 months ago

Its funny how she called her a lesbian and then 5 minutes later she said that she was a smart cookie and that she didn't care what anyone said about her. LOL

Lello5858 5 months ago

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say your crushes name 15 times

post this on two other videos

look at your hand.

cooliohoudini 6 months ago

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emilyraichu123 6 months ago

how do you know my name? are you god lmao (:'

13chapala 6 months ago 2

I wish there was mew episodes of Malcolm in the Middle

LazyGeneration5 6 months ago

those puppies are FUCKIN HUGE

vamp12345ful 6 months ago

"I don't wanna play with you, you lonely little lesbian lady!"

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tooty644 6 months ago

BIG BUTT LADY SAYS: DRIVING WITHOUT A LICENSE IS ILLEGAL. ONLY MISS SWAN WOULD SAY: "SO IS PROSTITUTION BUT NO ONE STOPPED YOUR MOMMA!" ;) LMFAO

superdive2133 6 months ago

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oh i want to play with YOU, you lonely little lesbian lady lol

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438potts 6 months ago

1:32 Lonely Little lesbian Lady!

theashlonparody 6 months ago 2

"A Lil bi tOf The Good Stuff" !LOLLLL

Tazhawage 6 months ago

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bustos1411 6 months ago

"Live from New York!"

"That's the wrong show!"

ROFL

doglover123able 6 months ago 3

1:06 my...god.....

LordHines420 6 months ago

if you look back at the card it says 'los angeles' XD and it says 'driver license' :P

MustSeeShaneDawson 6 months ago

No theres only 14 numbers

Jhawk2711 6 months ago

ahoow zoo azoo

monmon1ist 6 months ago

C#r!s¥op#£r christopher

fmxfreak1990 6 months ago

"How do you know my name? Are you god?" LOLOLOL

sawobsessedjk 6 months ago 4

no means no lmfao

patriot2225 7 months ago

"i don't want to play with you you lonely little lesbian lady!" that made my whole week hahahahahahahahhaha

DiaN1N1w 7 months ago 29

@DiaN1N1w She Said Naughty, Not Lonely Lol xD

coronita2011 2 months ago

I have an ass just like that woman's.

ItBrandonSilver 7 months ago

thumbs up if you went back and counted the numbers :D

MrBleachluver12 7 months ago 4

if you look at the card it says califoria. there is no "n"

darkwoodprince 7 months ago 4

Ms Swan just stated 14 numbers and it was said that it has 21 numbers!!!

lito093057 7 months ago 3

Thumbs up if some one stooped and stared at the Driving license caard

bboydan7 7 months ago 2

"No means no!" hahahahah my little cousin says that XD

mindxoverxmatter908 7 months ago 65

That guy was an assholw

TheBigDaddyMrB 7 months ago

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Be1smaht 8 hours ago

Kiss your hand ten times

Say yoir crush 15 times

Post this to two videos

Now look at your hand

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Say yoir crush 15 times

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lorenapopful 7 months ago

she looks good in dat pic

glitterwings1 7 months ago

dumb ass

miss swan get a life ok

why did u sell never mind dummy

flowerluna 7 months ago

i LOVE it!!!!!!!!!!

steveispeter 8 months ago

@steveispeter its boring kinda funny

flowerluna 7 months ago

My nigga Ms. Swan.

Lassenra 8 months ago

''NO MEANS NO!!'' ROFL

magicilia 8 months ago 4

Love ms.swan!!!!!!

dantramble 8 months ago

ah excuse me which one of you work here lol ooh it alive

aazz00018 8 months ago

ah excuse me which one of you work here lol

aazz00018 8 months ago

No means no:) LOL

Lovejewww234 8 months ago

Thumbs up if you noticed Ms. Swan only said 14 numbers.

ZydrateCupcake 8 months ago 4

@ZydrateCupcake wow she is bad at math too

aazz00018 8 months ago

@ZydrateCupcake wow she is bad at math too if you took the last 13 it would be one number lol

aazz00018 8 months ago

No means no! Lol

Kiannaxoxo 8 months ago

@Kiannaxoxo yeah that was hilarious

aazz00018 8 months ago

no means no hahahaha

makk2351 8 months ago

@makk2351 your not going to make take a pee test i had a little bit of thr good stuff lol

aazz00018 8 months ago

How Do You Know My Namee?

Aree You God?

Hilarious!! ;D

LaAdrianitaa 8 months ago

NICKI MINAJ.....WENT TO THE SAME DOCTER AS THAT LADY

JMGUCCIANA 8 months ago

Lesbian Lady- Just read the 1st, read the first line of the chart

Ms Swan- LIVE FROM NEW YORK ITS...

Lesbian Lady- Thats the wrong show!

LMFAO!!!

shaemoore1028 9 months ago 2

no means no

CollinGartland 9 months ago

i dont want to play with u lonely little lesbian lady

CollinGartland 9 months ago

Ho-how do you know my name? Are you God?

WhyDoesSheLoveHim 9 months ago

@WhyDoesSheLoveHim yeah i amworking here to think of a new thing for hell

aazz00018 8 months ago

LMFAO how do u know my name are you god

martinez16l 9 months ago

live in new york its .... wrong show lol!!!rock on freaaky bro

MoCollinsFan900 9 months ago

NO MEANS NO!!!

gymnastsinger95 9 months ago

cat fight!!!!

vicmx82 9 months ago

That's Not 21 I Counted and that's 14 numbers

chowderbombs 9 months ago

always laughed, same time annoyed

popeye0shing 9 months ago

is that seth meyers at the beginning??

90210eagles 9 months ago

@90210eagles omg, i think it is!!!!!!

duditon1 9 months ago

@90210eagles no its his brother Josh!

ERblue011 5 months ago

Malcolm in the Middle: All New Tomorrow 9/8c

darkhero36 9 months ago

ba zing

midget1441 9 months ago

excuse me, which one of you works here?OH! it's alive

ifyouwannabe13 10 months ago

Set the twins free sista

MixmasterP17 10 months ago

NO MEANS NO!! xDD

RebeccaGarcia07 10 months ago

Are you god???

asianuy1 10 months ago

it was only 14 numbers

bloomer247 10 months ago

"You know that's elligal right?

" Yeah, so is prostitution but that didnt stop your mama!"

"That's stupid , you dont know my mama!"

"Yeah but neither did you dad!"

loooollll! That killed me!!!!

cocolover1020 10 months ago 4

who would dislike this??? I you dislike it then you have no sense in comedyyyy

cocolover1020 10 months ago

Ah are you god?

castube100 10 months ago

HELLO??? WITCH ONE OF YOU WORKS HERE THEN THE LADY TURNS AROUND "OH ITS ALIVE" SO FUNNY

cloclo935 10 months ago 73

"Let the twins free" (: frickin hilarious!

zebrababe98 11 months ago 3

Hahaha..

zebrababe98 11 months ago

0:55-0:59

ilovebubblebaths1000 11 months ago

dude how the hell do people keep a straight face acting.

joshpintoOT 11 months ago

hahahaha mad tv is the best too bad i dont see it on no more

HTCEVO23 11 months ago

it is:

23624122282222 its not 21 its only 14 :)

Goldentalkify 11 months ago 3

you know thats illegal

ya so is prostotution but that didnt stop your mama

you didnt even know my mama

ya and neither did your dad

BrittanyCherie1 11 months ago 3

@BrittanyCherie1

LMAO!!!! I love Swan

Catwomansixtsix 11 months ago

"yeah yeah ok" i laugh at this everytime.

ekfootball72 11 months ago

Loool this always cheers me up

k8emn 11 months ago 2

"live form new york it's.."

"that's the wrong show"

Lol gets me every time!!

acurcuru22 11 months ago 3

Did u guys notice tht she wears the same thing for everyshow

19donutluver 11 months ago

:D i love mrs swan :D

MadisonNicole001 11 months ago

THERE WAS 14 NUMBERS! :D

paul08ere 11 months ago

That wasn't 21 letters, that was 14!

dcutie101 11 months ago

Was that lady Lorraine?

nathannaquin 11 months ago

i am chocking on my food just watching it

pebraquera 11 months ago

the gril is so funny with her but and ms swan

mileysyrus7 1 year ago

I thought she was about to say Bazinga from the Big Bang Theory, but she said Bazing instead :(

septembergaga 1 year ago

LOL. Ms. Swan might be Osaka's mother.

RavieKulay 1 year ago

how do u kno my name

Are u god?

Set the twins free dude i love her

The143babe143 1 year ago

thats just stupid u dont kno my mama

Neither did you daddy oooh ooooh haha bazing lol i loveeee her

The143babe143 1 year ago

its the dude from that 70s show

xLUCYxINxTHExSKYx 1 year ago

oooooooo, ooooooooo, BA-ZING, ooooooh! lmfaaaaaaaooooooooo

Beatlesfan5295 1 year ago

aperantly malcom in the middle is on tommorow at 9/8c :D

jbutt125 1 year ago

no means no ! xD

TheNightlyDayCrew 1 year ago

oh yea i know, oh yeaaa

MsMicha20 1 year ago

NO MEANS NO! AHAHA!!!

Which one of yu works here? lol :D

5mannyfresh 1 year ago

I Miss mad Tv > - <

iiMizzyii 1 year ago

oooh it's alive

echosmyron625 1 year ago 2

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JesslovesJCole 1 year ago

I love her

DazzleMeDelicious 1 year ago

i love this one!!!! swans gotta funny smile!!!!! <3 gurly gurl

myka0905 1 year ago

So is prostitution but that never stopped ur mother

jeremymiller52 1 year ago

i love ms. swan she is so funny

nethawetha 1 year ago

Which one of you works here? ohhhh it's alive!!!!

MsItalian91 1 year ago 3

I've watched at least 10 Ms. Swan skits in a row today, and this is by far the funniest one yet. I don't even know why. haha. And the ones with that woman in them (the DMV lady..idk her name) are always the funniest Ms. Swans. lol

goblnzrreal 1 year ago