Cap N Crunch Rap

[AllieBlue46]

My friend showed me this and I totally ❤❤❤❤❤ this song!!!!!

[83shovel]

I hate the Cowgirls, but I love Marty B.

[aceyoshi]

Notice how he doesn't pour out the berries, cause they just betta,

[volumeninteyone]

berries just betta

[emergencydispatch]

Should be their theme song

[MrDeadmanwalking44]

he got tht same smile on his face after every dropped ball.. smh!! marty b=major disappointment... CUT HIM!!

[srugs]

I love Cap N Crunch,

[xxCelbeaxx]

O.o I just ate some... With berries!!

[LiLRoMusiq2]

hmm you wasted a lil bit of your capt'n crunch bro ... #kanyeshrug

[999prettyinpink]

i love how he doesnt care if people laugh he is awesome and it never gets old

[dkbeyreis]

this one never gets old! too bad he can't get open on the field..

[WesAmbler]

thumbs up for that last bit of cap N crunch on his head

[ariocmatt]

great vid man ok it's time for breakfast (cap 'n crunch)

[jbarna0799]

50 tyson??????

[classof0975]

LMAO. this is good but kinda corney.

[shemurry]

hell naw!! did he make it rain wit cereal??

[bigskrillproduction]

Dude's STOKED on Capn Crunch!!

[FatalityX9]

Fucking Awesome.

[ColdGripHandle]

funny shit lol

[BASSROCKER1001]

see kid this is what pot does to you

[justinddable]

dude if you love captin crunch then dont wasit it you dumb fuck



[Imsittingintheback]

This is so funny I hope they make this into the cap'n crunch commercial

[TheCHAMP1098]

Haha that's funny

[camelya2009]

i LOVE CAPTAIN CHUNCH (WE SEE YOU LOVE IT TOO)

[rmadrazo]

Haters be hatin on Chocula.

[DPLashai21]

LOL lit.....kml....... I like this tho

[branman63]

dude u so funny man you should be a comedian

[Funnymexican69]

ahahah fck this got me weak sum how

[GospelTruth777]

lol

[TheDMBPotato]

Me too bro.

[bsMaryland69]

Black people... ):

[BlizzyFly12]

waste of crunch berries



[0uterSpaceRecords]

if he loved cap'n crunch so much wouldnt the mothafucka save some of that shit? i wouldnt be dumpin my cap'n crunch like dat, id just put that shit in a bowl FUCK milk cap'n crunch is just cap'n when u add milk.. its not the same yo. u know wats better than cap'n crunch berries? the REGULAR cap'nn yeye i said it yo

[chrissarris73]

if he loved cap'n crunch so much wouldnt the mothafucka save some of that shit? i wouldnt be dumpin my cap'n crunch like dat, id just put that shit in a bowl FUCK milk cap'n crunch is just cap'n when u add milk.. its not the same yo. u know wats better than cap'n crunch berries? the REGULAR cap'nn yeye i said it yo

[0uterSpaceRecords]

@chrissarris73 HAHAHAHA ur awesome

[kemosabe619]

i like the part where he says he likes capn crunch :)

[loveyou2515]

omgg i need to learn this song,, lyrics???

[LIT12AGGIE]

Well, no more Captain Crunch thanks to Obama.

[itslailaa]

the end of the video is my favorite..aahahaha dumping the cereal

[Kathy1234567891]

I'm eating cap'n crunch berries right now! It's 12 am n my dad is yellin at me to go to bed

[yahfoo1245]

AHHAJHAHA!!!!!!!!LMFAOOOOOO!!

I REMEMBER THIS FROM ALEXA CHUNG!

[Sento35]

MARTY DA FUTURE

[WilliamMoonNewVegas]

funny as hell

[bretwix]

i really love cap n crunch 2

[wpepe8147]

i think he likes captain crunch

[dj5107]

BEST........RAP.......EVAR!!!! =D imma be in school with my headphones on the taks/(very important test in the texas school district)"i love cappin crunch its my favorite type of lunch CAPN CRUNCH!!!!! =D

[mindchanger912]

this is the first video that has ever left me speechless...i really don't know what to think. it's funny, it's lame, it's just out there.....way the fuck outta there....beyond left field....out of the park.....out of the fucking city.

[ATLfalconsfan95]

best munchie ever

[MsSnaketh]

huh......u love capn crunch he's ur favorite lunch so u go and eat a bunch, hmmm.....how...creative....

[Slaposaur1]

Im pretty sure Captain Crunch is breakfast not lunch? question mark



[BlazesDad44]

if you love it then why you wastin it get yo bitch ass on the ground and eat it up cuz you aint gonna make it as a rapper

[DjValentin7]

capn crunch is breakfast dude

[guitarman122508]

I don't normally listen to rap, but this was good. I was actually going to pour me a bowl of Cap'n Crunch when I decided to randomly search for videos about it.

[WATCHKILLCAM]

Started good until i heard Favorite type of lunch? ... what the fuck happened to chicken?

[TakeThisBro]

i see Tosh.0 in ur future......

[MegaFlowbro]

best video ever

[Nuggets5280]

This is a football player????? Wow ok...

[coldsnipe121]

did anybody else see him spit between 0:54 and :056

[bradtheag]

Eat it all the time, ever during exercise!!!

[singingsongstress79]

haha

[duder1312]

these are the type of people who collect unemployment...haha...(half joking)..knd of..

[GeeksRus95]

i think this was on adult swim, was it?

[thecapnkrrunch]

This deserves way more views then it has.

[MrBeastlybryce]

stay crunchy



[SLU3litery]

haha good

[karl4551]

i love that the last piece on capn crunch stays at his head in the end

[jeeps95]

So... do you love Cap'n Crunch?

[darkwolve16]

this is not an insult but i think you should be ready to fall back on your football skills other than your rapping skills........STILL LOVE YOU MARTELLUS

[ThaSuperiorr]

lol nice dude made me laugh for like 5 min.

[airfeild]

Kudos to you dude, puttin yourself all out there like that for the LOVE of Capn Crunch and those BERRIES!! High Five man....i'm with ya!

[candyt2009]

lol i like the rap

[lolololoolllool]

<3 this is amazing

[hockey37213]

Love it

[GeometryInStatic]

This.....is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

[shezymac]

I THOUGH CAPTIN CRUNCH WAS A BREAKFAST

[SergeantCrunch]

fuck Captaint Crunch, im Sergeant Crunch niggaz

[superdaaaaa]

LOL +O +LOL

[djczune93]

CAPTAIN CRUNCH!!!!!!!

[racingkid]

lmao! Lets go Cowboys!!

[LiLDroC905]

niceeeeeeeee

[rgv55]

this sh!t was funny as hell man, but GOTDAMN, we NEED you to step up your game on the field!!! I promise if Dallas wins big, you'll blow the funk up, there will be plenty of spotlight for you to gobble up like Cap N Cruuuuuuuunch!

[samauripizzacats101]

@rgv55 good thing is he looks a lot better this pre season. Still losing phillips sucked big ones

[Tyleriscoolx2]

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

[airfeild]

@Tyleriscoolx2 You need to eat a box of Crunch Berries, so sit down and shut up.

[APPLESwubJUSTIN]

no. . .:(

[kato76109]

I'll eat it all day for breakfast or for lunch or dinner...... cap n crunch is the winner! best line. Go Cowboys!

[ladub2]

lol! i love the one piece thats on the head before the vid ends lol great capn crunch song i had no idea other people mad them too lol check out mine its on my videos

[RayBanSteez]

DONT WATSE THE GOLDEN GOODNESS!! Nice rap i favorited based on awesomeness

[killakali365]

@giantsfan1978! it seems like ur dwelling into history more than a giant fan should! You should rather look to the future not the past.... In the "Past" the Boys have 5 rings to the Giants 3! In the "Past" season the giants were 8-8 and the Boys were 11-5 and won the NFC East "Again"! Say what you want about the giants beating the Boys both times last year..... Which by the way meant absolutley nothing! But regardless Martellus you're a boss! Keep doin what you're doin dog!

[singerdrea]

...wtf

[thatboyhov]

get in the film room then maybe you won't be demoted to 3rd string again - come on man

[jdtheis]

MB is crazy!!! Give us more Cap''n Crunch vids....

[VanillaDaKilla]

this is freaakin amazing!!!! "cap n crunch!!!" ahhhhah

[robertmendozanasty]

@giantsfan1978 then y the fuck r u looking up cowboys players u fuckin wak ass bitch

[6nigahiga1]

@natdawgmn why are you so racist keep your comments to your self fagg

[Ziggmiester797]

@natdawgmn just another little 9 year old who's parents raped him, so he takes it out on the blacks.

i hope u get polested, dumb fuck.

[tonymlg91]

@natdawgmn i love how you'll make fun of this hilarious video...but you dont have the balls to spell out nigger ?

[MattTrebomb]

lol he looks just like my pal jermaine except with a beard lol

awsome rhyme

[dallas5sb]

Marty, the question is how bad do you want to be a top player? How much does it mean to you? Yea you are into having fun but how dedicated are you to being a top te? Good luck this year buddy!

[giantsfan1978]

@dallas5sb yo doooooooosh !!!!!!!!!!!u cant say shit tony homo just won a playoff game..which dallas hasnt won one since 96 ..until u win a superbowl in the 2000's, u will always live in the past, sucka 2007 must of killed ur punk ass 13-3 best offense in the league what happened bro hahaha we came in and stomp that asss in dallas hahaahahahahahahah

[Matt81stearns]

@giantsfan1978 to bad u guys were 2nd to last in our division this year u fag

[giantsfan1978]

@Matt81stearns wow finally won a playoff game... to bad minnesota ran up the score and u pussies couldnt do shit ,get to a superbowl we been to 2 since 2000 how many u been to? u dont even have to win it just get there so jerry jones aint wasting his money every year hahahahah

[Matt81stearns]

@giantsfan1978 IT'S funny cause u guys didn't make the playoffs, u guys got beat worse then we did when facing the Vikes, so why don't u shut up before u make ur slef look even fucking stupid then u already look

[robertmendozanasty]

@giantsfan1978 pussy nigga, if u dnt like the boys then dnt look up the players u fuckin dumb ass bitch

[dallas5sb]

Marty B, dude you must eat right at other meals. lol SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR

[2011ROY]

this shit corney azhell but funny azhelll

he said no hamburgerhelper cap'n'cruch mama! hahaahaha

[giantsfan1978]

Dallas SUCKS but not as much as this video............. go BIG BLUE

[dallas5sb]

@giantsfan1978 Giants have 7 division titles in SB history 1966-09, Dallas has 21 fool. Its the Iants who suck a big one loser! 21 to 7 losers! Look it up sucker! lol

[giantsfan1978]

whack u cant get away with it like the lemon cake girls their hott u booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooo

[bringiton327]

I saw a parrot doing the rap too. It was funny as hell.

[grabs23]

@adamlahosky1213 always gotta be one bitch on here to ruin it all...way to go, your the bitch of this video

[KikoSwave23]

"cap'n crunch with no berries, jus aint right, im addicted to the captain he's my crack pipe"....dopest line of the song...lol

[RobertPaschallJr]

This is rad.

[SaintForeverBlue]

he had me until "crack pipe."

seriously, I hope martellus at least be reading da classics and going to art museums and stuff.

I weep for the future.

[getowned84able]

LMao at the end raining captn crunch lol

[89powerup]

Haha...Yeah!! Cap n crunch powers all the way!!

[kiki8194]

HEY YHU ON MY FAVE FOOTBll team!!! dallas cowboys manq!!! #80 right??? u hav the potential tu be rlly guhd.... just ghotta catch dhat ball focus manq.... n i love dihs rap lmao

[dmny214]

give him some time yall, and let this motherfucka feel it, he is going to be a cowboy great. i hope. how could anyone not like a dude like this, c'mon cowboys and girls he's the ideal cowboy he likes to show out, thats cowboy nature. soon he will be part of the reason why other fans hate us even more than they already do, and why we love the Cow's even more. so fuck u fucking haters that want him gone. i can't wait to see the look on ur stupid faces when he scores the 1st td.

[borangtang6]

wow you wasted alot of good food shame.

[Jon839508]

I lo'e Captian Crunch. I lo'e Captain Crunch,

[JeeBeeDeeVille]

how about catching a football instead of singing like shit? you cant sing like shit and play football like shit so your going to have to pick one to commit to because right now, there both not working. gimme John Phillips over your ass any day. i guarantee you he will be with this team longer than you. you better be renting your place because your ass is about to be gone. i know people inside valley ranch...say buh bye bitch!

[dallasbarber]

shut up hater

[guildr08]

gell yeah.

[kanecrunch]

i know man

[boyjones12]

Marty B, COWBOY ROY here. Made all the games but 1 because of the broken heel. i know you wanted to throw me a Ball up to section 319 but it wan't in the works. I'll settle for a team signed helmet. PM me for my address.THANKS.

COWBOYS RULE!!!!!!

[lizzyfreek]

Its 1:37 am and im going in the kitchen to get a bowl....of...well ..you know...thnx Marty...im not even hungry dude...lol

[EmLouWho97]

i love that cereal! nicely done! =P lol IM EATIN CAPTIN CRUNCH RGHT NOW!!!! OMG!! =O lol AWESOMENESS!! and the music/the background music is tha mario bros music lol copy catter lol jkjk

[OhMyrandanigga]

lmfao i love captain crunchhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[shake11bake]

Atta boy Marty B!

[Dedokai32]

WHO CARES@juicyone100

[samary4]

lol at the end theres one balencing on his head

[str8outtatexas1]

hey i'm a die hard fan and love to see the boys put in work. but 1 thing i hate is this punk ass,wanna be funny,dry ass humor,lazy ass punk,none aggressive punk ass martellus bennettt. this clown continues to try to be a class clown and plays like shit on the field. he's 6'5 or 6'6 and plays like a soft ass punk. i could see if he was producing on the field, but this lazy ass.loud mouth,punk has'nt done shit all year. if the boys could only get his ass to play they'll be deadly. go cowboys.

[bballplaya72]

@str8outtatexas1

God damn you're a hater. You got nothin better to do then come on here and talk shit?

Unless you can play ball any better, shut up.

[dirtmaggert]

how bout doin' something on the field?

[jtfan93]

get it :)

[juice8624]

haha GO CRUNCH BERRIES!!

[richjr1981]

keep in mind, Aggie.

[Qashqai012]

OMG -,-" Wtf?

[LetsplayZeldaseries]

I love the classic original flavor.

[jerm867]

hotness marty B...show the saints who the captain is on Saturday!!!

[DallasfuckingTT]

@jerm867 Capt concussion

[buddhaswarrior11]

your lucky you play for the cowboys or else i would hate you so much

[davidrzr]

One of our top draft picks from 2008. Gooo Cowboys.

[whoisluuman713]

He'll be going to Cincy SOON !

[JordanOwnsDis]

lmfao

[nHisImage]

Hilarious!

[hasun3]

so i eat a whole bunch CAPTAIN CRUNCH !! LMAO

[mrscena516]

thsi is the shit!!!!

(:

[PieMan1018]

Whats Wrong with captain crunch for lunch?

[XxRedXxKunoichixX]

this shit is hard as hell

[gooberchild35]

cap'n crunch for lunch

[lifedelay]

cool

[dkbeyreis]

awesome song. My 2 year old daughter sings along (or tries to). good times.

[larryp06]

MartyB should remix it with Witten. Dallas Cowboys are back guys, now is the time to jump on the bandwagon.

[lizzyfreek]

Nows the time to "Jump" on the Bandwagon? Since when does a TRUE Cowboys fan ever jump off?

[mightymike8706]

martyb kicks ass, go cowboys!

[txhal9000]

the Sturminator does too!

[hockeyislife877]

captin is my crack pipe

[GrumblingGrognard]

Marty B Rules!

[JosefWhite]

its my favorite kind of breakfast

[kiki8194]

dis mah fave song dis joint is poppin!!!

[ralfwizzle13]

retarded lol

[byrdsss]

MARTY B is The BOMB!! I like peanut butter Cap N Crunch the best.

[nanlisa]

He may love Cap'n Crunch, but if he eats too much of it, he'll get diabetes in no time. Cap'n Crunch is just loaded with sugar. He needs more than just Cap'n Crunch.

[chscats]

shut the fuck up faggg

[gwen420]

but its his favorite kind of lunch!

[chweiblen1]

awesome video.... love tellus.....

[brandonGWF]

wow thats awful like his football skills lately

[Soulja4God777]

Well there is a kid in all of us. So its all good Marty. Have fun bro.

[09164]

actually he didn't pour any of the crunch berries on his head lol.

[09164]

lol.

notice the last box he pours on his head is Cap N Crunch WITHOUT berries!

He must really love those crunch berries lol!

[brilhasti]

"your [sic] retarded" is hysterical considering it has a retarded grammar error in it.

Guess what, you don't get to call people retarded until you get that straight.

[MrRalf012]

your fucking retarded - but props for havin the balls to post this

[SuckkerFree215]

Maybe if he does these videos the cowboys could win a game or 2

[8LiGhTs8]

KAPTAIN KRUUUUUNCHCCCCC

[dirtydave6986]

You spelled it wrong