Portal 2 - Meet Bill

[Killyouverymuch]

Shut up you goddam bird horseshit goddamn bird!

[GameMinerStudios]

QUICK Make the tank look into the operational end of the device!

[mariopwnzuMW3]

Tank win portal... Boom

[fattiedew]

its has been over 9999999999

[TheSkrillexKiller]

HORSE SHIT GODDAMN BIRDD 

[CODFREEK99]

Nice



[edman400]

GODDAMN BIRD! GODDAMN HORSE SHIT BIRD!

[RyanPMJ4907]

BILL DIED AND CAME BACK AS A ROBOT

[Cyberdalekbasssnaps]

Oracle Turret: Help me! I'm different

Bill: GO TO HELL!

[dannyromer12345]

TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAANK

[loganthecomputer]

:0 at end

[wasd1623]

Tank from Left 4 Dead? 1:16

[TheEpicTouch]

@wasd1623 YOU DONT SAY?

[kikorro1970]

Lol ending bull freakin horse shit

[6mustangboy]

Why the hell is there a tank in portal

[zigadox]

Chell: we built a gun that doesn't shoot bullets (facepalm)

[ThePatrickskelton]

This is the funniest thing I have ever watched

[DnsssChocolate]

WTF,is that real Tank can attack you?

[liamfitzp]

Go to hell! :D

[tommy2tone1000]

0:05 THATS MY SUPER SECRET POLICE NUMBER.... AND ITS ALSO ME AT THA DOOR!!!!

[bladeofNightmare]

i could be wrong... but im pretty sure this isnt normally a tank there...

[tommy2tone1000]

bird: ARGHHH ARGHHH

bill:SHADDAP YU GODDAM BIRD, HORSHIT GODDAM BIRD!

lmao

[ttisawolf]

How do u get this?

[flyboy248]

"exuse me"

"GO TO HELL!"

"thanks anyway."

[55spiros1]

ok mosnter at portal 2 wtf?

[blackdogsirius92]

LAWL. :3 "I'm gonna fall!" Love you, Bill!

[reeseepieces]

How did he knock on the door

[snickeyboom]

"tank" oh this never would have happened at black mesa oh wait

[ThePittNr1]

a Charger?



[711lps]

Turret: hello...

Bill: go to hell!!!

Turret: thanks anyway

lol

[Zezark]

also, bull freaking horse shit

[Msbluerose45]

i like this guy

[CrazyFaceEInc]

1:17

...

Heavy?

...

[Nothox1]

Hello..

GO TO HELL

Thanks anyway..

[BRENDANMAN1]

"I'm gonna fall! AAAUUUUGGHHAAUUGH!!"

"Dammit! I'm down!"

...

"Quit screwin' around and help me!"

*Shoots random portal, and nothing happens*

This part made me laugh more that it was supposed to!! XD

[death7222]

go to heck! thanks anyway

[VB2P360]

Umm how did u get the tank in der

[ERich935]

Bill: TANK!

Me: Yah right. |P

Tank: ROOAAAR!

Me: OMGWTFHAX *falls*

Bill: Bull frickin' horse sh*t!

XD

[StewieGriffin44]

Ready for this?

*Jumps*

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

[99966x]

That tank sceared the shit out of me O_O

[TheQcheesecompany]

TAAAANK

[SpecialFXMaster1]

valve sent me here

[ZakuManiac]

turret:hello?..hello?

bill:uh-oh

turret:excuse me? he--

BILL: GO TO HELL

turret...thanks anyway

[TheZumiezNation]

GO TO HELL!

Thanks anyway...

[Sypaka]

Put a witch in GLaDoS Chamber :p Never piss off an Emo.

[Berriohs]

If you know what Wheatley says during all these parts, it makes this 100x funnier.

[TheZumiezNation]

THIS...COMMENT...IS...FALSE!

[HunterMarioWorld]

GO TO HELL

Thanks anyway

[charleycook98]

FUNNY

[SirCommoner]

How did you put a tank in Portal 2?

[Sp1riTCHL]

@SirCommoner by using gmod?

[SirCommoner]

@Sp1riTCHL No.

[portalmaster2]

How do you get a tank in portal 2?

[TheSoupDemon]

HORSE SHIT GODDAMN BIRD.

[XclusterXfuckX]

make more vids like this. please

[sonicrulez0830]

GO TAH HELL!!!!

[shadowy15]

1:17 Aw lil piggy! PIGGY GO MARKET! NOOOO PIGGY MARKET!!!!!

[sneak0101]

@shadowy15 Audience?! What-what are you doing throwing Tobuscus quotes on a non-Tobuscus related video?! That's precarious!

[shadowy15]

@sneak0101 No sir, what is precarious is the fact that you recognized my quote. Thus meaning, you also are a Tobuscus fan.So INTRO OF DARKNESS THEN REDNESS AND WHITENESS TO YOU SIR.

[Gotrax038]

Gahhh! Jesus H. Christ!

[MsHalo3rocks]

i thought my door was knocking!

[Pwnage195]

Bill: GO TO HELL!!!

Turret: Thanks anyway.

[Mchief560]

turret:hello?

bill:GO TO HELL!

me:wait O..M..G......ANDROID HELL IS REAL!!!

[DrRevisist]

0:53 would be my response to that turret.

[xXRoZaRXx]

The real question in the video is "Who uses right mouse as jump?"

[jobforafrank]

@xXRoZaRXx thats the first thing i thought hahhah

[MateuuuuuszPolska2]

@xXRoZaRXx Those, who know that you can change your settings.

[xXRoZaRXx]

@MateuuuuuszPolska2 The point is, Right Mouse is a very unusual decision for JUMP.

[MateuuuuuszPolska2]

@xXRoZaRXx So what? If someone wants to use Right Mouse to jump, then he should set this key to jump. I use Space to do this, but people are suprised that I use Right Mouse to go forward/run.

[xXRoZaRXx]

@MateuuuuuszPolska2 Just saying, it's unusual to me. Not meaning to offend or make fun of people :)

[Nothingisasitseems]

@xXRoZaRXx

I use mouse2 for Quake 3, no secondary functions on the guns.

[xXRoZaRXx]

@Nothingisasitseems That's understandable. But I'm just saying, I find it unusual that someone uses right to jump. I always saw this game as strictly a "Mouse Buttons are Portals" type game. I've been proven wrong lol.

[Failtuna]

@xXRoZaRXx People with only one hand, or missing a thumb.

[iPsyenz]

lol goddamn bird, horse-shit goddamn bird.

[axemen233]

marphy black is gabe newell.

[NecroKatanaScythe]

Turret: Hello?

Bill: GO TO HELL

Me: I'm gonna kill Bill. 

[ShadowtheHedgehog105]

@tylertwo umad

[Galadriealsring]

Seeing the Tank in Aperture Science makes me wonder...

[iiBlack0ut]

SHUT UP GOD DAMN BIRD! HORSESHIT GOD DAMN BIRD!

[Arkaha]

LMFAO. When he tells the turret to go to hell. HAHA.

[Azam007uk]

Why did Valve send me here?

[Kosire8541]

@Azam007uk It's an ARG about Left 4 Dead 3.

[kraca007]

Valve sent me here

[gamebrain8505]

Lost it at the tank.

[timothee52]

omg this is the voice of the captain in NOX

[timothee52]

@timothee52 or a mix with the voice of the sorcerer in Diablo 1

[Suparian]

@timothee52 Or, you know, just Bill from Left 4 Dead

[lietuvis321]

Valve bring me here

[gubgub4321]

9,999,999.

[utoober708]

Bull frickin' horse shit.

[abcdefghijklmnopqrz4]

not is bill is wheatley

[AdamDre0]

tank!

[mrtechboy2000]

(Fading Out) Bull Frickin Horse Shit

[SNiPeRAT0R741]

thats why Bill is the best partner to have in situations like that...

[SmashMaster83]

Hello?

GO TO HELL!

Thanks anyway

[LostAloneDead]

Im gonna fall

AHHHHHHH!!!!!

[soursesroblox234]

its funy

[sophialolli998]

Lol

[sophialolli998]

Hena

[sophialolli998]

He says hel

[sophialolli998]

Tags are bull fricken shit

[480014574]

How do you get that

[98shitass89]

LOL

[Donavon55]

SHUT UP YOU GODDAMN BIRD

[AnimeLovr4]

@Donavon55 HORSESHIT GODDAMN BIRD!

[Vampires4free]

Hahahhahahahaaha the third to last was the funnies with the bird xD

[LegendAdi99]

when i see tank in the dark it was EPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[elom3456789]

Lol

[MrChristian598]

Jesus h Christ

[supergamer1221]

1:23 BULLFREAKING-HORSESHIT

xD

[pigd0g301]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa!...........SUN OF A BITCH!

[thriftyEscapist]

HORSESHIT GODDAMN BIRD

[pigd0g301]

Lol

[timoman6]

tank BUT HOW

[alexstarwars100]

@timoman6 Magic *Snort* *Snort*.

[NinjaGirl345]

I'm gonna sound stupid, but I have an important question:

Who IS Bill?

[Truttixpelailee]

@NinjaGirl345 from left 4 dead maybe

[NinjaGirl345]

@Truttixpelailee Thanks! He is... Just looked up his quotes and they match perfectly.

[zer0hak]

@NinjaGirl345 He is from another amazing Valve game called Left 4 Dead.

[Zombieytp]

Someone please turn this into a mod.

[NinjaGirl345]

@Zombieytp This is a mod... Believe me, it is.

[CupcakeNapper]

Bwhahahaha I'm gonna fall...ahhhhhhhhhhh

[CupcakeNapper]

Hello is anyone there.

[mineCraf0]

BULL FREAKIN' HORSE SHIT

[StyleLePelt]

"This is such horse shit." lmfao

[MrIloveboobs123]

I think I watched this before

[cesarmusic1]

lol at 1:17 i almost spilled my juice

[TheDukeMan5221]

The portal gun does nothing!

[aegis027]

lol 1:09 THE PORTAL GUN! IT DOES NOTHING!

[Azylint]

LOOLOOLOLOOOLOOLOLOL.

Was laughing so hard from 1:03 to the end XDDDD

[StrikaShot]

we need a bill sound pack for wheatley

[misterbister99]

I'm ashamed of myself that it took a long time for me to realize that it was the L4D Bill.

[AzraelofLegion]

Who else said "Oh fuck" to them self after seeing that tank? XD

[leeardamer]

Anybody else jumped at 1:16 ? xD

[TheKiller807]

I'm gonna fall! AAAHHH! WAAAHHHH!!!

[DoctorNOMERCY]

Bill reminds me of Red in that's 70's show

[LegacyBurrito]

*jumps*

HWAT THE HELL R U DOING?!

lolololololo

[darkore450]

GO TO HELL!

Thank You...

[pigeggs1]

This oddly works...

[StyleLePelt]

bill needs to do more videos like this but with different games. 

[Ghost23247]

ho... ho... how to do this? ... hellish and awesome!

[PortalPerson121]

This needs to be a mod,

[komandercapish]

what the hell tank do in aperture science?

[MOHtier1FTW]

"Shuddup you gaddamn bird, Horse shit gaddamn bird!"

[FPSPerson]

TANK!

*Chell goes suicidal*

"Bull freakin horse sh*t"

[crystalblue19]

i dont get why the tank isnt moving

[BelowZeeroh]

SHUT UP YOU GOD DAMN BIRD, HORSE SHIT GOD DAMN BIRD!

[ItsOver9000123]

how did you spawn a tank

[werewolf50005]

TANK!

[aracekku]

1:10

[TheAhtassar]

Horse fricken bullshit....

wait, is something wrong?

[kakio14]

lol tryin to kill a tank with portal gun

[ilikchez]

Wtf is a tank

[mamsmelk]

@ilikchez it's one of the special infected in the games: Left for dead & Left for dead 2.

The voice (Bill) is also from these games (mostly Left for dead though)

BTW I loved this!

[lordsoth84tr]

TAAAAAAAANK

[mrunstop123]

taaank a portal gun wont do horseshit

[Prnnce]

I know!

I'LL JUST QUOTE THE VIDEO AND GET THOUSANDS OF THUMB UPS FOR NOTHING HURRRR

[glitchmanalphabeta]

ive always wondered, how DO you kill a tank with a portal gun? portal him in to a pit?

[ukikocarrot23]

I saw this video before i played Portal 2, so i was slightly disappointed when i didn't hear Bill's voice xD

[IIIJFRIII]

SHUT UP YOU GOD DAMNED BIRD! HORSE SHIT GOD DAMNED BIRD!!!

[IIIJFRIII]

Billi is my hero.

[AMZ880]

Now chell would be alright with handling that tank, portal here, portal there, turret here, turret there, tank charges *RRRRAAAWWWWRRR* *target aquired* done. Haha

[XeroSpace21]

GO TO HELL



[DeathStalk15]

"Im gonna fall!" *falls* "AHHHH!!!!"

"What're doing, help me up!"

[FantasticArceus]

"Bull Fricken Horse Shit!"

[mehfu263]

This is easily one of the FUNNIEST things I've ever seen. XD

[kristopherfjshm70]

BULL FRIKEN HORSE SHIT

[TheTo041]

how the hell did you get a tank in portal 2?!

[SuperJames16]

"Hello?"

"GO TO HELL!"



[assainkiller52341]

@SuperJames16 "Thanks any way" :3

[speedtester7]

@SuperJames16 "Thanks anyway..."

I exploded into laughter like an Aperture Science combustible lemon explodes into fire when he said "I'M GONNA FALL! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"