Pure Pwnage Episode 9

[wtf601]

wow this was 7 years ago, only seems like yesterday

[HomicidalHeidi]

"Those n00bs don't pwn themselves." XD

[Sinaacy]

"don't tell me you gotta watch up your ass" lol pulp fiction

[Aibit654]

dont have time to be...playing with candy xD.

[gb389]

19:56

DUDE! the "Wanted" movie totally stole this idea!!!!

[mecemical]

HACKS. OMFG HACKS.

[btbjorsvik]

god i need to know the song playing at like 19:40 and so on!

[WARMAKER1814]

"you PM me? WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE PMing?!?!?"

FPS Doug FTW

[lolwhyyoumadtho]

that guy reminds me of gay.

[GalexOwns]

Ahh the good times....the tv series fuckin sucks...

[XxGoldxSilverxX]

"Doug Can you say it one last time?""Boom Headshot gotta go"

[Nicklan17]

dont tell me you got a watch up your ass.

hahahahah great reference

[nugor1]

@Nicklan17 What is the reference to?

[Nicklan17]

@nugor1 Its a reference to Pulp Fiction.Movie directed from the only and greatest Tarantino.You should watch.It's a must

[whysoserious4joe]

@Nicklan17 i got pulpfiction great film. but wheres the referance in purepwnage?

[Nicklan17]

@whysoserious4joe I think Doug says.Don't tell me you got a watch up your ass.

[azncoolz]

whats the fps game at the beginning of ep?

[darkjunta10]

@azncoolz call of duty 2

[megaman7812]

yeah jeremy, go get some breakfast at 4 pm.

[thuff420]

@ 8:33 AHAAHHAHA doug showing his epic skills!!! BOOM HEADSHOT........ "I'm standing here... I'm standing here. Its your move. Better get your hacks on cause its your move. HUH?!" ....... "You send me a PM?! DID YOU SEND ME A PM?!"

[timrocket007]

shit wtf have they done to youtube player again so gay

it loads slower aswel

[Tweakisher]

haha Nie Feng and Bu Jing Yun are characters from a well known Hong Kong manga turned drama

[rebelsneverdie]

looked like dave was gonna fuck that dude up lol

[darkness1056]

HACKS HACKS OMFG HACKS! lol best part is when doug says that.

[Rocklobster888888]

Nooooo Dave =(

[Thebestusername2]

You remind me of gay. LOL

[nur226]

lmao funny episode

[WwAste]

lmao you remind me of gay .. gonna copy that

[WretchedDrake]

" you remind me of gay"

10:55 best comeback... OF ALL TIME!!!

[Anthony883]

12:47 OMG JEREMY CRIES FOR MERCY!

[manishy1]

he cries for assistance, retard. get it right.

[Anthony883]

Lol kid don't disrespect me. I am a proud member of the GA and fan of PP since 2004.

I was joking in my "4 week" old comment you douche. Next time you come on here learn the word "Sarcasm" and "joking around".

[WretchedDrake]

6:00 to 6:30 I want that song for my ringtone

[VerifyVolatile]

you remind me of gay LOL

[DudeWithAFork]

you can have my bawls, BOTH OF THEM

[oneshotkill27]

lick... not have

[alejandrowaring]

2:28 woot

[FadeMach1ne]

lol kyle! XD

[lawlawlowned]

That alex kid sounds/looks gay as fuck.

[Bladerunner20006]

BOTH OF THEM!

:D

[JakemakesYTP]

thez ep liek toyliek suxz0r3d yohkn0w?

[pharesite]

"You remind me of 'gheY'

hehhe i told that to someone once...completelY threW him off lol

[blessthefall808]

OMFG its Kyle

[wearesolost]

What in the hell...............

[SamuraiAwesome]

at 12 minutes is that a parody of the anchorman fight?

[B100dRaG3]

jhbjhgjhgjhgjhegekjhgkjahksofm­kmeaw i own at halo 3

[kickboxer5]

Boom HEADSHOT GOTTA GO

[piinoieboiie]

lmfao you know whats soo funny.. is that the guy with tagi things hes soo pro when dave right there can whoop the platapa shit out of him.

[grimiguana]

man dave is actually pretty build

[danielkronos]

Boom HEADSHOT GOTTA GO

[colbycub]

:( sad but dave and doug badass lawl!

[3II4life]

dave and dou are so badass.i love at 19:58 how the letters spelled pwned rofl

[corrawin16]

y is dave angry at kyle

[soulkens]

watch up ur ass lmao pulp fiction....terantino is the man

[xKDJx]

"better get your hacks on cause its ur move" lol

[Onegeftw]

when i watch the "attack" all i can think bout is NARUTO KUN RASENGAN =D ^^,

[tsnaruto]

lol, or kamehameha right? ^^

[Mix1991]

you remind me of.. gay!

[Sacco112]

ROFLLLLL

[quejodidos]

someone is stupid here, and not the one who wrote pwnage

[Behemotheffenrocks]

tatatatatttattat lololololol

[calster740]

does anyone know what micro actualy is?

[DestroyerAlexandros]

micro is micromanagement its for example when u're playing RTW u split cav on 2 flanks and manage both parts at the same time. basically controlling all your army very quickly

[calster740]

ah ok so like increasing your mind thinking about whats going on in the game, is that it

[AwesomeTown21]

no lol

[ChaostheClown]

micromanagement.

if you have a decent vocabulary, that should be all you need to know.

it's where you manage your army [in RTS] in sections all at the same time. "Jeremy" is very good [1337] at this, hence his 'uber micro'

is that good enough for ya n00b?

[PrideTag]

it means micro management like controlling everthing from your keyboard like not dragging and clicking where youy want the guys to go, make kill etc

[ganjahman1337]

Alex was a total noob for quiting pwnage

[darkdemon4566]

ta ta ta ta

[x6coR]

dave could've killed that fag rofl

[gsup54]

you remind me of ghey

[TakaiKami]

Everyones been a noob at one time.

[ArmyMenChannel]

The guy tagi dated is complete TOTAL FUCKING n00b!!!

[gsup54]

dave is fucking hilarious

[berek290]

men ter a montreal pis y parle francais ser hot =D

[Natsoccer]

rofl!

"You know what micro is? Its not whats in your pants"

[TheVirusWithin]

wtf is up with the magic shit and the blue orb shit

[JohnyBravoSix]

lol great work like always!

[AlexTheOwner]

lol in begining is cod2

[hahahalalalakuku]

Brothers in Arms you nub.

[igotnonumbers]

It's COD2

[sirdumbdumb1]

cod 1

[ELITEnoOBno2]

Go eat some dicks, n00b, its cod2..

[sirdumbdumb1]

COD2 dosnt have that shitty of graphics...its cod1

[ELITEnoOBno2]

Oh god.... just suck a dick or eat shit.. fucking idiot.

[sirdumbdumb1]

rofl i have cod 2....your just upset your wrong

[ELITEnoOBno2]

rofl i have cod2 too... your just like dicks lolol

[SerbiaMaNiAC]

@sirdumbdumb1:

No,he's upset of your stupidity.That IS cod2!

[mindfish21]

It doesn't say cod1 or cod2 in the credits. It says cod3.

[ELITEnoOBno2]

Rofl... ok.. credits.... :D

[veryfuck]

cod is for n00bs

[Czotie]

its wolfenstein fuckers

[R3DT1D3]

It's CoD2, that map and those sounds are distinctly from the second game.

[Czotie]

Its COD2 dudes... my buddy signed onto my account and made that comment. Fuck i hate it when he does that.

[arkjustify]

It's halo

[AlexTheOwner]

haha yea its bia yeo ofc.....hahahah NOOB ! its 100% cod2 XD

[Nathanrulez0]

Can somebody tell me on my channel what is this game they play it looks really cool

[kyntak]

They shouldn't be screaming in cantonese in Shanxi

[ReconLoser]

omgz i am the mast3r

[TheAntiChoi]

no shit.

You haven't been able to tell this entire time that they're in canada?

[eraserrx]

lol...st catherine faubourg, are you guys from montreal?

[lightningrevenant77]

he dresses like a ninjas because NINJAS ARE LEET AND OWN ALL!!!!

[akiwahaha1]

micro battle! i wanna join

[PrinceCrescent]

PWNT!

[unstableET]

are they like really that good at games

[JRcubanboy]

lol :p

[nikaroo92]

you remind me of gay lol

[Adddamz]

"OMFG HAX"

[SteveyW0nder]

I want to have micro battles in the streets now.

[azncoolz]

@SteveyW0nder lol i wish. without them youd get pwned rl

[genomastergenomaster]

boom headshot bye

[poiuasdqwe]

Men i think i love you Kyle P Pwnage is the best

[MCShammas]

Apparently, if you don't get to Dave's by like, noon, you like, don't get breakfast.

[protangist]

i never understood the whole 'fighting with imaginative keyboards and mouses' and they fall over

and lol at 21:37 "You used your mirco in public?!?!?"

[netcyrus]

lol, watch up your ass- pulp fiction

[thorxetheimpailer]

who the fuck do you think your pming

[AndrosForever]

5:55 lol epic

[AlbertGX]

own me? u think u rich now?

[SolidFox666]

rofl lol...

[Ravedawg]

"Fps Doug" !

Aaah" HAX OMG HAX HAX,

LOL!

[AmarieBetch]

its toly liek AZN POWAH

[mikeandhisflash]

you remind me of GAY! rofl

[Upyour5elf]

Dude...its ghey...

[junap922]

wait so what happened to dave?

[sabscommander]

Doug is like a kid trapped on an adult's body.

[SolidFox666]

u r ghey...inside of ghey n stuff

[XdipsetterX]

lets play a game... and if u lose u have to lick my balls BOTH OF THEM! rofl

[JUANINU20]

dude i love pure pwnage they really take all games i loved cod 2, specially the gay german voice lol , and now i wish they ttake cod 4 im really into that game!

[teokiatuan2]

i get chinese,haha he actually said 'your skills are like smelly tofu

[Svxji]

OMg =( sad shit :'(

[Skvarre]

OMG Dave pwns

[redrumer1]

noooooooooooooo DAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tjp221109]

ta tat tatat tat tat tat tat, BOOM! hEAD SHOT!

[dimcao]

wtf!!!the conversations from 15:40 to 15:50 were just hilarious, they are even more hilarious if you understand chinese

[skyraptor]

THIS IS COD2

[Neonblade2]

lol using plastic guns when they a AK n a desert eagle

[AndrosForever]

Dave's story is wicked awesome, hes even greater than the pwnerer, he just doesnt want to play

[lamecoolskater]

1:20 = thats wat agro shooters do in rl, i meant when they're screaming gibberish lol

[Blackdog12285]

WTF! Just when dave was getting cool.

[StevoTube2]

NOT DAVE!!!

[astronut71589]

kinda sad ending

[Nightshield]

Do you ever see kyle?

[Danerules47]

yeah, in a few episodes... last episode of season one you do.

[Partymonkey24]

17:31 Hadoken!

[scark0]

Wow there gona starve to death without dave ._.

[Hock3yGoAl3]

Just say it..it one more time...*cough* *cough*

[chunchoe]

rofl fps doug is so bloody awsome powpwopwowpwopwowpo wboom sssstsktsktsktkstkskttktksk stksktsktsktksktsktk prrttttt prttt BOOM HEAD SHOT

[sherlockfury]

def a taxi driver reference- they do the mirror scene staight after he buy a weapon. why u guys think its pulp fiction

[sherlockfury]

scene at 6:30- what scene from pulp fiction is that. i thought it was based off of taxi driver. Mabe the tv version of pulp had the scene cut. someone help!

[kingofnopants06]

lmbo u wall hacking bitch

[punkfish69]

NOO! NOT DAVE!!!!

[LlamaIsFriendly]

Watch up you ass LOL PULP FICTION!!!

[scark0]

taxi driver...

[lIVIaSTeR]

i put ep 14 on ,click on my name to watch

[lautann]

Thats called stealing.

[avator55]

lol the noobs arnt own them self XD

[BradTheHobo]

sound is messed up, :(

[violin94]

DoD ftw :D

[LlamaIsFriendly]

DoD? i believe its CoD

[madodaz]

its not cod1, i think cos dod comes with cs:s

[ShoesBetch]

hahaha "you don't have a watch up your ass do you?"

[sebsmart999]

Noooo Dave come back!

[evilmandark]

its call of duty 2 you freaking n00bs

[djHaQ]

Loved the Pulp Fiction reference in this episode.

[scark0]

taxi driver noob.

[dh234]

i have a feeling kyle's brilliant in using the fake nes guns to avoid the Games influence RL debate. Plus using a cross ref to taxi driver showing worse has been done and is honored in society; great delfection (and one my fav shows too lol)

[pureantics]

check out our show "Extreme Antics", ep3 will be released soon so we're generating as much anticipation as possible.

Cheers, Extreme Antics

[noretartedkrns]

very sad....even though its about gaming...

[Ralek81]

How could you That poor SNES you bastereds....*cry*...You Bastereds!!!

[Blessthefall369]

HAHA =]  there so in Quebec, francaise =]