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There's so many nuances to the puppetry I'm only beginning to pick up now that. Those puppets had a life of their own and the brilliance of Henson and co. were the only ones that could make it possible. Brilliance and Genius.
I'm a late 70's kid. Forget me buying Star Wars remastered on Blu-ray. Remaster Sesame Street. I think the line-up at the register will be fairly long. More boxed sets!
If cookie monster only knew of the DISGUSTING habit of the "COUNT" of going to the crapper, and NOT washing his hands. He would NOT be eating the cookies the count handed to him .. But then again, Cookie monster is DISGUSTING freak as well.. So you never know..
You do understand that, as a blood-drinking creature, his digestive system cannot afford to waste or digest nutrients? He drinks blood because he cannot digest food any more. Therefore, he no longer has a need to poop, either.
@communistjesus "The stomach lining rapidly absorbs the blood plasma, which is quickly transported to the kidneys from where it passes to the bladder for excretion. A common vampire bat begins to expel urine within two minutes of feeding. Excess urea from protein is thereby excreted via the urinary system of the vampire bat aided by hormones to make concentrated urine that consists of concentrated urea in small amounts of water."
You should study Vampire Bats before making up shit. They URINATE
The other night I was babysitting two little girls. I said something about the Count from Sesame Street and they looked at me like I was nuts. And these same girls didn't know who Jesse McCartney was either. God I'm getting old....
Funny thing... I assumed "The Count" was always counting because he was a "Count" like Dracula. However, in some folklore, vampires have a compulsion to count things and suspected vampires were buried with sand or grain, which they would spend all night counting rather than going out vamping.
@ZhangtheGreat Maybe he has... Or maybe he has more then one heart. Or maybe his heart has better immunity to that sort of thing. Since, you know, he's a monster.
How come the only time anyone hears about cooperation at all is when the topic is discussed on "Sesame Street"? Never, ever outside of that particular arena. How come?? :(
@Okalani5000: Well, actually, the counting comes from vampire lore also. If you place small bags of rice or any ground up object in front of them, the vampire will stop to count it, leaving you the chance for escape.
HO HO COOKIES
crookedkid23 2 days ago
im eatting cookies and had to look up cookie monster!
nilocthecoyote 6 days ago
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pilotmanfilms 1 week ago
but theirs one they fear.......COOKIE MONSTER!!! .....FUS RO DAH!!!
TheDa3H 2 weeks ago
@TheDa3H At least it wasnt a Arrow in the knee Joke
JAYZILL44 2 weeks ago
@JAYZILL44 man....dey shud make a remix out of this, lol FUS RO DAH!!!
TheDa3H 2 weeks ago
@TheDa3H but, there is one they fear.
in there tongue he is "Restnom-eikooc" COOKIE MONSTER!
OM NOM NOM!
greenjello818 2 weeks ago
@greenjello818 bwhahahahahah!!!
TheDa3H 1 week ago
But... now there's no cookies at all!
ProkoLokor 2 weeks ago
What's with the Jewish music?
tndavo 2 weeks ago
cookie monster: whats so funny?
benibaginc 3 weeks ago
Wait why won't we ....Cooperate? xD
kungedde 3 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos
Mas5ara :D
MrMAMLOVE 3 weeks ago
CHILDHOOD!
TheBritishAssassin 4 weeks ago
The cookie monster is a don
AHK4680 4 weeks ago
Cookie Monster may be a bit too over-obsessed with cookies.
ShirahLee 1 month ago
the count sounds like a pedophile
masterchiefmilo 1 month ago
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kornflakes3 1 month ago
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kornflakes3 1 month ago
Count!...count.
marracute 1 month ago
7 really is the magic number its always some how is relavant
mikedesielnapalm 1 month ago
the count looks like a jew
to me
mikedesielnapalm 1 month ago
The count is a pimp
djizzle96 1 month ago
I love The Count's maniacal evil laugh.
Pissantloser 2 months ago
Cookie Monster: Oooh... I LOVE this game. We should play it again some time.
Counts: Good idea... *gets a whole gigantic box of cookies* why don't we start now
Cookie Monster: *faints*
RandomDouche0421 2 months ago 3
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77Listen 2 months ago
Motha Effin P.I.M.P.
MohamedChemilitary 2 months ago
@OreoPandaNom I think they tweeted it
Bleeker92 2 months ago
Count <3 What a lovely pun!
BrommaHerman 2 months ago
I'm 31 and could easily still watch this. :)
Uberdude25 2 months ago
I'll count them! - NO! Me eat them!
Lex1212121 2 months ago
Eat
bredsniper101 2 months ago
Count then ear
bredsniper101 2 months ago
they take some real epicness to count seven fucking cookies.
EllieFromTheAlley 2 months ago
The cookie monsters exit = Epic Win.
xD
SpecialKitty15 2 months ago 47
@SpecialKitty15 hater's gonna hate xDDD
SKODWARDE253 1 week ago
THE BEST!!!
Craccckkk 2 months ago
1:40
1087shotwell 2 months ago
You never get tired of seeing "Count Von Count" and "Cookie Monster"
Gin xo
russerandteddy 2 months ago
7 Cookies! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! NGIHIHIHIHIHI!!! Hell, he's evil!
Weiti666 2 months ago
one nipple ah ah ah
two nipple ah ah ah
three ni- oh hell no, i'm out of here.
john12355 3 months ago
BgnnnxXz
dwnatwick 3 months ago
1:26
DERP
1:00
WAIT
Wha?
2:09
DERP (Again)
LollipopPrincess45 3 months ago
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LollipopPrincess45 3 months ago
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LollipopPrincess45 3 months ago
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Ah ah ah!
wikey1236 3 months ago
Lol, I remember when the cookie monster actually ate the cookies. There's a big hole where his neck is unlike the other guys
Buy now everything just falls out :/
No mouth hole
V3nomofLife 3 months ago
Thumbs up, if your childhood brought you here, and you felt like Nostalgia
Nerdhot 3 months ago 36
@Nerdhot lol it was adulthood actually ;p
oxygeneboy 3 weeks ago
I'm so high and this just blew my mind. Kids really learn from this show.
Rob02150 3 months ago
Would they be a force for good?
MerricksOwl 3 months ago
2:09 - the coolest thing cookie monster ever did -
DEMY160 3 months ago
The two best sesame street characters!
GreenGeckoStudios 3 months ago
thumbsz up iff your in your 15-30 and still watchinq this
xD
13MzJoker13 3 months ago
This is the very first time that I noticed the Count has a goatee beard.
zionravescene 3 months ago
om nom nom nom nom
ChrisTheHealey 3 months ago
7 cookies NAAAHAHAHHAHAA
SickBaumJenkins 3 months ago
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SickBaumJenkins 3 months ago
Liffufcdhv
kmbrlygwr88 3 months ago
this duo will RULE THE WORLD!
Nelsonhojax15 3 months ago 3
hahahahahaha Cookie monster is so funny
CocoW14 3 months ago
Awh so cute
jannicabianca 4 months ago
There's so many nuances to the puppetry I'm only beginning to pick up now that. Those puppets had a life of their own and the brilliance of Henson and co. were the only ones that could make it possible. Brilliance and Genius.
I'm a late 70's kid. Forget me buying Star Wars remastered on Blu-ray. Remaster Sesame Street. I think the line-up at the register will be fairly long. More boxed sets!
redridinghood1123 4 months ago
I didn't know Count could make lightning.
"Ho! Counting!"
"Ho-ho! Cookies!"
ShadowDarkweed 4 months ago
well maybe if berbatov spent lest time counting hed be in the starting XI
ibrahimadat 4 months ago
wat a nice waste of cookies at least make a hole in his mouth rofl
moonhorse100 4 months ago
the next thing that happens will probably be the cookie monster turning in to the healthy food monster... too much is changing these day..
JBtheProducer 4 months ago
The background music sounds either like "Hava Nagila" or something from "Fiddler on The Roof".
disneyfan81 4 months ago
I actually feared the count as a kid.. I think this was the reason
billypfan 4 months ago
COOKIES I EAT OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMN
Lapinmiez 5 months ago
this dracula looks like a jew
Russlandsdeutscher 5 months ago
he dosent even eat them
shadow1971011 5 months ago
I'm watching this after watching chappelle
hisdness1 5 months ago
O-M-G!Sesame street..cookie monsta..the count..I wanna be a kid again,can I pls..
denSh4 5 months ago
Count: NIHAHAHA OHHH, COUNTING!!
Cookie Monster: OHOH, COOKIES!
sexytachi 5 months ago
ONE... Ham nam nam nam
TWO... Ham nam nam nam
THREE... Ham nam nam nam
ONE... (:D) Hamn nam nam nam
SzegediXY 5 months ago
FAMILY FORCE 5 <3
TheAlternativeRock1 5 months ago
famiyforce5 #WOOTWOOT
LoveAddictX0 5 months ago
Family Force 5 brought me here! :)
krisallenisawesome 5 months ago
Thumbs up if Family Force 5 brought you here!!
Bleeker92 5 months ago 14
@Bleeker92 Cant Wait For III :)
TheK2STRONG 5 months ago 3
@Bleeker92 What?! How?!
OreoPandaNom 2 months ago
Man, I remember when I was a little boy I was scared of the Count, especially the laughing and the thunder in the end made me shit my pants. :)
Lucasisgek82 5 months ago
37 people are allergic to cookies.
9Jackaroo8 5 months ago
"Count? Count!"
SantaIsSatanMedia 5 months ago 5
If Cookie Monster is taking, ima be Skittle Monster. :P They should make a Skittle Monster and put ME in the show! ^o^ ... Or... another show...
XxDarkViolenceOo 5 months ago
lol forget heart problems from the cookies what about all that non food stuff he eats...no bowel obstructions?
PirotessRoLW 6 months ago
Have they ever shown the Count doing somebody in, and then feeding on him?
plat350 6 months ago
-looks at the Count-
Hmm...
-Looks at Twilight-
...Where did we go wrong...?
SupaKoopa1 6 months ago 46
@SupaKoopa1 we? i have nothing to do with twilight ...yooooooooooooooou do
shavemypubebeard 2 months ago
count ... count !
filipfenix 6 months ago
iLove cookie monster! <3
LhiannXD 6 months ago
36 people can't count *dramatic pause* things.
14mamaluigi 6 months ago
1:38 LMFAO FAIL!
XxDarkViolenceOo 6 months ago
At the very end when cookie monster tried to mimic the count! And slide away!!!! Yus!!!!!!
ukulelesparkledust 6 months ago
If cookie monster only knew of the DISGUSTING habit of the "COUNT" of going to the crapper, and NOT washing his hands. He would NOT be eating the cookies the count handed to him .. But then again, Cookie monster is DISGUSTING freak as well.. So you never know..
communistjesus 6 months ago
@communistjesus Crapper?
You do understand that, as a blood-drinking creature, his digestive system cannot afford to waste or digest nutrients? He drinks blood because he cannot digest food any more. Therefore, he no longer has a need to poop, either.
SethHisoka 5 months ago
@SethHisoka blood drinking bats also POOP.. They produce GUANO.. IF THEY DID NOT EXCRETE wastte material they would surely EXPLODE....
communistjesus 5 months ago
@communistjesus "The stomach lining rapidly absorbs the blood plasma, which is quickly transported to the kidneys from where it passes to the bladder for excretion. A common vampire bat begins to expel urine within two minutes of feeding. Excess urea from protein is thereby excreted via the urinary system of the vampire bat aided by hormones to make concentrated urine that consists of concentrated urea in small amounts of water."
You should study Vampire Bats before making up shit. They URINATE
SethHisoka 4 months ago
WHAT THE H3LL
TheMolzah 6 months ago
Cookie Monster FTW!
Thatstheonlyway1 6 months ago
@Rubofrubo, because if he has, Sesame Street would've done a musical scene about it =)
ZhangtheGreat 7 months ago
Ahh remember of my childhood
aldearey 7 months ago
1:58 The Count scare the shit out of cookie monster
sikillover 7 months ago
dave chapelle brought me here
faizel12 7 months ago
i always liked the Count
H1P2S 7 months ago
Very curious that the Count has a long nose, is ugly, and talks to the sound of Klezmer (Jewish music).
DerAnstifter 7 months ago
The other night I was babysitting two little girls. I said something about the Count from Sesame Street and they looked at me like I was nuts. And these same girls didn't know who Jesse McCartney was either. God I'm getting old....
123wickedsweet 7 months ago 2
Om nom nom nom nom nom
REAL6 7 months ago
did the count just barely hold his laughter at 'seven', @ 1:53 ??
BecauseVikingsCan 7 months ago
Just gota love the move cookie monster makes at 2:09
TheBearman96 7 months ago
to all the adults watching dosent the count look like geddy lee from rush
MrForestWitch 7 months ago
"EAT!"..."COUNT"... "EAT"... "Wait!!!"
Cookie monster turns around!!! xD Hilarious..
And they both exits the stage very dramatic O.o
MrAndWib 7 months ago
1. One nipple hahaha
2. Two nipples hahahah
3. Three nip.. oh hell no i'm outta here!
BeExperienced 7 months ago
Funny thing... I assumed "The Count" was always counting because he was a "Count" like Dracula. However, in some folklore, vampires have a compulsion to count things and suspected vampires were buried with sand or grain, which they would spend all night counting rather than going out vamping.
moominpic 7 months ago 2
35 peoples cant count and eat cookies
Speer788 7 months ago
Oh, oh, cookies! *funky dance*
comianain839 7 months ago
why dont we cooperate?:D
SZNRap 7 months ago
this is all i can think of when i hear the 1000s of polish people who have invaded my town , 1 eh eh eh 2 eh eh eh
markdawson1982 8 months ago
1:38 = GRAB FAIL
ryanoc93 8 months ago 2
34 people are jealous that they aren't as cool as a blue furry monster with awful table manners lol
batuchka 8 months ago
HAHAHAHAAHAA....the cookie monster imitated the count when he left the screen lol!
Shoinie 8 months ago
the count needs a shave
cjj040302kids 8 months ago
thumbs up if family guy brought you here <3
TheMillazilla 8 months ago
COOKIES ohhh me eat!!!
Bmthcrazyfunk 8 months ago
i love cookie monster couse i love eating cookies they call me cookie monster
sexxy91100 8 months ago
How many times must a smack you?
MysticDMBherb 8 months ago
Count: Wait!
Cookie Monster: What?
Count: Why don't we... cooperate?
Cookie Monster: :o
Rubberman202 8 months ago
"I will count the cookies and you will eat them"
Well, of course!
sensoriussupremus 8 months ago
I like how Cookie Monster tries to imitate him. "Ohoh, COOKIES!"
NicoKenRawr 8 months ago
now i want a cookie.
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robot6363 9 months ago
cookie monster said rolll out bahahaha
DavidPaff1994 9 months ago
1:38 FAIL.
kirbybro4 9 months ago
count= the basic ego, cookie =the 'id'
natmanprime 9 months ago
i keep rewatching and lol-ing at Cookie's exit
nani201 9 months ago 60
this video combines count fans and cookie monster fans!!!! it brings us all together
thefirepkmnmaster66 9 months ago
YAAAA AHHH AAHHH AHHHHH!!!!!
KeyworkAssassin 9 months ago
love cookie's exit
prismwashere 9 months ago 5
I want my math class to be like this. xD
MandyFilet 10 months ago
We have a cookie monster puppet at church!
Also, I get stuck watching this. One too many energy drinks.........lol
byhishand93 10 months ago
LONG LIVE COOKIE MONSTER
MrCottonCandy12 10 months ago
@paularv1zu its scary how true this comment is.
Primaryslave 10 months ago
Why am I watching a video of a vampire and a blue unknown creature arguing over whether to eat or count cookies? More importantly why is it so funny?
HanghojLisa 10 months ago
Many cookies are high in trans fats. I'm surprised the cookie monster hasn't had open heart surgery yet.
ZhangtheGreat 10 months ago 71
@ZhangtheGreat he did...except in his case it was simpler..they just stuck a hand up his...
dehro 10 months ago
@ZhangtheGreat Oh don't start, he eats vegetables now, which is just plain wrong.
mario11168 9 months ago
@mario11168 Amen! He's da cookie monster for a reason!
TheByrdWhoLovesRock 9 months ago
@mario11168L: He ate apples when he and Count first met in 1972, so...
TherealRNO 6 months ago
@ZhangtheGreat Maybe he has... Or maybe he has more then one heart. Or maybe his heart has better immunity to that sort of thing. Since, you know, he's a monster.
Rubberman202 8 months ago
@ZhangtheGreat Now now...we all know now that "cookies are a Sometimes food".
DJFLDJFL 8 months ago
@ZhangtheGreat Meh. There are plenty of (non Sesame Street) monsters that have eaten worse. He is a monster, after all.
Arzamol5 7 months ago
@ZhangtheGreat "Me have chest pains!"
dkitten1972 7 months ago
@ZhangtheGreat the cookie monster does not eat cookies, he crushes them with his mouth and spits it out dry.
pwningtoenail 7 months ago
@ZhangtheGreat He's been eating cookies since 1969 its about time he had surgery.
fanboy16ful 5 months ago
@ZhangtheGreat its because he's the cookie monster, he lives off of cookies omononoomonomonomonomonm
CR055H41RZ 4 months ago
@ZhangtheGreat he probly has diabeetes
a456987 4 months ago
@ZhangtheGreat Hes the cookie monster go back to your bridge troll...
1991Rossco 4 months ago
His old laugh is much better than the actual one.
xX0rt4Xx 10 months ago
ahahahahahahaha LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL xDDD
lilscsey85 10 months ago
i don't think they're cookies more like potato chips
rossyboy108 10 months ago
Wonder how many cookies the cookie monster ate through all these years...
MangafisenSasha 11 months ago
TRANSYLVANIAN HUNGER
Nostalgamagic 11 months ago
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BEST COMMENT EVER
hmone 11 months ago
@paularv1zu same :/ everything so amazing on weed,
MrFezDawg 11 months ago
@paularv1zu cuz this shit is tight! really funny stuff. best humor!
nuncet 11 months ago
MWUAHAHAHA WE WILL TAKE OVER THE WOLD WITH OUR DELICIOUS COOKIES MWUAHAHAHHA
finalkamehamehaflash 11 months ago
haha counting!..hoho cookies!
lpdakicassband 11 months ago
How come the only time anyone hears about cooperation at all is when the topic is discussed on "Sesame Street"? Never, ever outside of that particular arena. How come?? :(
1958boomergirl 11 months ago
I'm diggin the hand gesture at 1:56 hahaha He was proud as shit!
ShaiMuzik 11 months ago
i am now proceeding to go downstairs and eat 7 cookies before bed. nighty night
skateboard987654321 11 months ago
Wait, did Cookie Monster actually SWALLOW those cookies this time?!
BT27films 11 months ago 2
I love how the Count randomly looks to his right and leaves in the beginning
KnucklesTheEchidna37 11 months ago
LOOOOOOOL
LordMgls 11 months ago
19 years old and still watching this. weed only help make it funny!
ToboeOkamiKiba 1 year ago
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I am then cunt.They call me the cunt because I love the cunts
Lucastheskatemaster 1 year ago
Man I need some cookies...
Don't talk like you dunno what I'm talking about. You know exactly what I'm talking about.
wildbloodydragon 1 year ago
for how much the cookie monster claims he loves cookies, he sue doesn't seem to actually swallow many. :)
EvansvilleLT 1 year ago 2
in the Netherlands the Count has a German accent.
miekojn 1 year ago
The count has a counting fetish _-_
Okalani5000 1 year ago 2
@Okalani5000: Well, actually, the counting comes from vampire lore also. If you place small bags of rice or any ground up object in front of them, the vampire will stop to count it, leaving you the chance for escape.
TherealRNO 10 months ago
I love how Cookie Monster has to put his whole hand (paw?) into his mouth to eat cookies! He's so cute and fuzzy
Trund27 1 year ago 3
thats a funny ending cookie monster coping the count
predstoric 1 year ago