Fallout 3 dying as a child

[Fryshman]

liars, all the time they are saying you cant kill children

[clareneill]

@clareneil not @CillanI0 the trollers

[clareneill]

@CillianI0 Well this is my first time getting trolled @hotcreamables @Ozone2345 @Robotcreeper. You eat poo. Your ugly. Your parents dumped you in a trash can. you waddled in to the road and got hit by a bus [when i was a baby i escaped out of home and went on the road but a granny rescued me]

[Bl4derunnerNZ]

Dad just standing ther while his son gets the shit beaten out of him

[clareneill]

@hotcreamables @Ozone2345 @Robotcreeper someone report these to the Murder the trools campaing

[clareneill]

@hotcreamables @Ozone2345 @Robotcreeper FUCK YOU THE REAPER WILL KILL YOU TONIGHT

[clareneill]

dad: you just killed my son

officer: well he was annoing me

overseer: you shall leave now

officer: nooo

dad [falcon punces officer]

officer: im dead!

dad:hahaha

[RobotCreeper]

@clareneill

My ass can be more funny than you.

[Ozone2345]

@clareneill That sucked. You should be ashamed.

[hotcreamables]

@clareneill 10 years old and already sucking like a pro

[Cillianl0]

@clareneill They weren't trolling you're just not funny...

[pangirl1231]

lol dad just sits there and watches

[juultheone]

HAPPYYY BIRTHDAAAAY TOOO YOUUU!!

Dad: blow out the candles son.

*blows out the candles in the face of Officer Kendall*

Kendall: KILL HIM!!

[badjon117]

great now I have to find armeggon'comment

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO HATES DOING THIS DARM

[XTheFederation]

I love how your dad just stands there

[hatingrain]

it looks like that kid never got dressed. hahaha think about that he was in his undies in font of every body at the part! i guess he takes wair ur birthday suit very seriously

[hatingrain]

how the hell did the guy start beating down on u?!?

[MrKeegan299]

@hatingrain read the dicription

[blizrfiz]

You mean you were NAKED all that time!? >:P

[dndepisode67]

YYYEEEEAAAHHH!

[Viibeezz]

HAHA!

[Nodfollower]

Your father had sold you off to slavery to Officer Kendall, because he didn't have enough money for a Vault-Tec chemistry set. Little did anyone know that Officer Kendall was a slaving raider from Paradise Falls. Officer Kendall wanted to try out his new "toy", but you tried to get away, then you find yourself cornered in the shooting range. Officer Kendall doesn't like seeing his "toys" resisting him, so then he decides to kill you. (Situational Hypothesis)

[Homer4815]

Security man say's YEAAAAAAAAH

[ninjamoding]

XD u took off that little boys. clothes...perv and gay

[mcnutty80]

i sold a child to savery it was pretty funny

[TarsalMonkeyboy]

hey sonny you cant take a nap now! you got a radroach to kill! :D

[metaphornicationmed]

Yea you get that son of bitch! *dad watches*

[SuperOddjobs]

That's what you get for indecent exposure.

[gavinmartin0900]

wtf you were in your underwear

[hammerhead4079]

the  dad acted like he didnt even notice his death lol

[caspargrindcore]

LOL

[TheDeath124]

notice how his dad just stood there

[2fast4theWin]

FAAAAKEE!!! children can´t die in Fallout 3"!!! XD

[BootGonnaEatShoes]

@2fast4theWin Children can die. The Player that is. When the Player is a child at the start of the game or the in Tranquility Lane simulation they can be killed. The only way to kill a child, like in those caves, is with mods.

[2fast4theWin]

@BootGonnaEatShoes of course you can kill children with mods...there is a special mod only for that feature. I mean, children to kill in Fallout 3 is near impossible...that two things with the Tranquility Lane and to be a child in Fallout is ok....but everywhere in DC and in the Wasteland is killing children impossible ;D

[D0CCON]

So the rules of invincibility as a child don't apply to you? Weak.

[MyWonderApple]

Why the fuck were you naked!

[RandomMan1988]

@MyWonderApple

why the hell not lol if there is a nuke fallout im goin naked

[MyWonderApple]

@RandomMan1988 haha xD

[DarnedNut]

@MyWonderApple have you ever heard of a birthday suit? lol its the future we dont need clothes.... =P

[MyWonderApple]

@DarnedNut haha, birthday suit nice xD

[sourpatchalex1]

LOL why are you naked

[BlazeFLame4007]

i didnt know what to get you son so i got you a one way to ticket to death happy birthday

[Blazed655]

POLICE BRUTALITY!!

[MrSomeGamerdude]

hi son. since your now 10. i want to meet someone. its Officer Kendall. He's going to show you his police stick. and show you how it works.... on for face! and also recive your first death

[SilverDragon5432266]

How do you get your fists out?

[EVGMEMBER]

anyone know how to trigger vault 101  quest trapped outside???

[Kanturk4eva]

@EVGMEMBER You mean where you go back in? You have to *SPOILER* watch you're dad die, see Enclave, escape, go in citadel,meet Elder Lyons etc etc, then go back to Vault 101. there will be a radio signal. GL.

[DeadlyPlague1625]

@Kanturk4eva THANK YOU SO MUCH!

[Kanturk4eva]

@DeadlyPlague1625 Lol np mate.

[TaBxZeRo]

OMG I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING HEARING THE RAWR AT THE END AND READING ALL THESE COMMENTS xDD

[C66805M]

yep the american police system hitting little kids in the head with batons tazing tten year olds pepper spraying kids isn't the american police system great {sarcasm}

[windows987654321]

after what happened the dead kid, get raped xD

[Thatswhatshesaid446]

I'll never see the child part of Fallout 3 the same way ever again. I'll be walking around knowing I'm in my underwear.

[hukibrawl]

@Thatswhatshesaid446 What? Press F (assuming you are playing the PC version) or whatever it is that you have set to change viewpoint, and you'll see yourself in the third person. At no point during the opening of Fallout 3 is the default clothing nothing, it's a Vault Jumpsuit, just like everyone else.

Good day sir.

[123abcbaby]

Rawrrrr! right after he kills a nakid kid

[jokkepokke95]

"I said GO...TO..BEEED!!!"

[TheClone6298]

tiny tarzan

not in his natural habitat

[shadowpuppy270343]

Dude, the dad is just sitting there and watching him beat you to death.

FAIL PARENTING.

[lopo790]

ur dad was watching it and didnt even do anything

[TheClone6298]

@lopo790 just like most fathers!!!

they really made the game realistic!

[goodfella1610]

Guards just jealous he Kant run round with his underwear lol

[VolvagiaFreak]

Someone needs to tell security that kids can't die in fallout 3

[muiscnight]

lmao he has no cloths

[raichann]

James, why weren't you stopping a guard that was killing your child?

[NicolaScorpion7000]

You died on your bitrthday lol

[Snipesor101]

@NicolaScorpion7000 what a nice present



[NicolaScorpion7000]

@Snipesor101 xD

[hatingrain]

@NicolaScorpion7000 where the bb gun atleast

[eXsniperXe]

@NicolaScorpion7000 loz

[romerocamero]

Hahahaha these guys are more strict than spartans.

[imafirindalazor]

i did it but i knocked him UNCONSCIOUS

[GamerFuelX]

way to go Jonas and dad. just watch the kid get beaten to death o.O

[jblitzer99]

Um y r u naked

[sonicdude8745]

Child:Yay I Can Shoot The BB G-

Guard:YOUR NOT ALLOWD HERE TO SHOOT DOWN HERE

Child:oh fuck

*child shoots guard*

Guard:WORTHLESS!

[soulripper030792]

@CystStem hes all like YEEEAAAH TIME FOR PEDO-NECROPHELIA!!!

[MrPinkClip]

This reminds me of the holocaust o.o

[elendless]

and so... the great cop rejoiced in the glory of defeating a naked kid

[rs0and0cod0legend1]

@elendless lol

[psychomantis108]

you can die in tranquility lane as a child

[nvn007]

Wow child abuse

[SkorpyoTFC]

Don't Baton me, bro! Don't Baton me!

[williealba]

its weird that your dad is right there and dosent do nothing even though his son is getting beat up by a cop

[westylad234]

MOGELEY off of jungle book.

[Cwood2663]

@westylad234 its mowgli.. lol

[westylad234]

@Cwood2663 Sorry :P

[gxomc]

the cop is probably a necrophiliac

[AlmightyPearHater]

Rapist...

[Seijitsu0]

OMG WONTON POLICE BRUTALITY!

[Xrick56]

YEEEAAAAAAAH!

[JoeyBoyEre]

that worrys me, someone playing the game as a near naked 10 year old boy....

[wisefire56]

naked kid gets beat up by an officer while his dad just watches.

[thedeathdemon]

I love the scream at the end.

xD.

"YUHHH."

[p3ker0100]

ommfg lawl you just run around everywere with your clothes off lol

[MrReyx]

Dad just standing there watching you being assaulted by a fucking cop everything alright.

[XiLoveSushi]

ahahahaha!! that reminds of 300 when the kid got beaten up!

[fallout3master358]

just did this he goes unconsious

[naruto9500]

BY AZURA, BY AZURA, BY AZURA!!!! OFFICER KENDALL KILLED A KID ON HIS 10th BIRTHDAY!!! NO GRAND CHAMPION PERK FOR YOU!!!

[ignacev8x]

lol daddy is just watching

[yousagonnadie]

What? Kids can't die in Fallout 3.

[ynotdrol2]

When you blow up megaton two children die from the blast.

[yousagonnadie]

@ynotdrol2 No, they are still alive, you just can't get into the Megaton Ruins to see them.

[ynotdrol2]

No they are dead, turned into dust. Nothing more you can get into the ruins in console they are dead.

[yousagonnadie]

@ynotdrol2 Why so serious?

[ynotdrol2]

Why so many unfitting 4chan batman memes that have nothing to do with this?

[yousagonnadie]

@ynotdrol2 Why so serious?

[ynotdrol2]

Bro you mad?

[yousagonnadie]

@ynotdrol2 NO U

[ynotdrol2]

Calm down 4chan fag.

[neogoo123]

No stripping in MY hallways young man! Git' back here!

[epicduckeh6]

lol lol lol naked lol

[nlicky]

So what happens after he falls?

Interesting. Some genius kid he was.

[KarlFrederick19]

that kid gonna get raped

[Crazydog7]

It never made any sense to me you can nuke Megatone but can't kill that little shit Mayor of Little Lamplight

[TCCX360]

@Crazydog7

Because it's a kid. Parents are all good with the nuking and distruction of an entire town but the second you kill a child... CALL THE POLICE! CALL ANIMAL CONTROL! CALL CHILDREN RIGHTS! WE'RE TAKING THIS BASTARD DOWN!

Yet oddly enough when you nuke Megaton there are at least two kids killed by it, Maggie and Lucas Simms boy.

[Wussup8000]

RAPE!!! He stole your clothes and killed you XD

[wesnor777]

lol he got killed by the cop cus he had no clothes on XD

[cod5guy1231]

LOL OMG THAT WAS JOKES!

[IRELANDSELITE]

lol i like the way they didnt even bother putting clothes on lol!!!

[nashers118]

skills there

[OceansLost]

LOL, just brought goye of fallout 3 man i forgot how fun that game was, all through fallout 3 i wasalways getting killed no problem then i went into 3rd person view to see that i was just wearing pants LOL.

[RaTeRiNyOuRfAcE]

did you se he is a gnome.he is just a gnome man.wtf gnome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kurjak93]

ahahhaahahaha

[PREDAL1ENWARRIOR]

i love how after he kills a kid,he acts like he actually accomplished something and screams in slomotion:YEEEEAAAH!!

[leeeeeeerrroyjenkins]

uh I thought children couldent die in fallout 3

[runescapemaster4911]

lol

[massivecrown]

I like how his dad is just standing there not doing anything! XD

[SnakePlissken001]

Clubbed to death for public nudity.

[DragonicGod]

CHILD ABUSE

[NeutralDice]

@DragonicGod Chill out man

[DragonicGod]

@NeutralDice Wtf? I'm chill. It's called a joke, idiot.

[NeutralDice]

@DragonicGod chill out asshole

[DragonicGod]

@NeutralDice You chill out, dickface.

[ArmaDega]

BRUTALITY!

[JammyDodgerrrrrr]

serious issues Dude!!!

[ninjacat123]

Omg WTH that's hilarious

p.s. WHY ARE U NAKED LOL

[BigO161107]

he slapped the shit out of him. hahaha put him in his place:D

[Vulspire]

Lol child Abuse!!! xD

[smashfox77]

Da da daaaa

[TheCosmonaut17]

wtf he is in his underwear??

[manintheweebluevan]

his dad just lets the kid get killed by that guy... LOL

[ZeroJinKui]

read the description... you can die as a baby?! O_o

thats what the description sounds like...

[armeggeon]

lol naked kid getting beaten up by an armoured cop.

[Qtoyghs]

@armeggeon Not the only time I've seen that.

[Killercain77]

@armeggeon the cop want to rape that kid!!!

[NathanKRobinson]

@armeggeon Reminds me of the war in iraq.

[luigifan07]

@armeggeon he was strinking

[FathomLordKarathr]

@armeggeon thats the amrican police system for you

[MrBoxen]

@FathomLordKarathr Not funny dude

[EpicWinNoob]

@MrBoxen

yeah it is

[MrBoxen]

@EpicWinNoob No it's not...

[daman1233]

@EpicWinNoob No it isn't

[JohnTheKiller11]

@FathomLordKarathr no it's just that that only happends to black people

[RadiohEraser]

@armeggeon Just like real life ;p

[GOSAINTS1011]

U fu**ing racist.

[GOSAINTS1011]

U fuckin racist

[TheWarPope]

setagerace-1

[simpsoncheat]

@Breal760

Racist bitch go back to mars

[simpsoncheat]

@breal760

you clearly dont understand the meaning of my last comment you brainless arsehole

[CheesyPuffs99]

omg officer kendall's a perv, killing half naked kids!!

[NorwegicusOnAstick]

@CheesyPuffs99 That baton isnt just for hitting :O

[Jotero96]

omg everyone sees u in ur underwear and says nothing lol

[GUSTYJUGADOR666]

jajajajajaa xD

[ericmcmeric2001]

wow danielsofer rude

[massivecrown]

"YAAARRRGH" lol slow mo XD

[halovidsrus202]

lol =) "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

[e102ewan]

can you escape the vault as a child?