Swedish Massage Back

[mtallicuhh]

Real quick- who the heck wants a massage like that? I just went to this massage place. I'm a dude, I'm 25, the muscles on my back- especially in my shoulder blades are seriously tense, and need to be like massaged bro. Anyway, I went there & for an hour- this lady just like rubbed warm lotion into my back. The whole time I kept thinking, who enjoys this? what kinda massage is this? Anyway, Shiatsu massage bro! That's what I wanted, and thought I was going to get.

[thejollyrogger]

@mtallicuhh Your fault bro! You layed there for an hour and didn't say anything to her. Just because you pay for swedish doesn't mean you have to have it. They can change their style at any time. Just say something to them. Different types of massage are good for different things.

Which is better and apple or a bed? An apple is good for eating while a bed is good for sleeping.

[mtallicuhh]

@thejollyrogger I did! I mentioned it 3 times! No kidding! Actually 5 times! Twice before we started- before I even paid- i told her I had some super tight muscles that I wanted massaged- even pointed out the area on my back. And asked if thats what type of massaged I'd get, then 3 times during the massage. And she did like upside down. She was by my head, her hands were upside down on my back- know what I mean?

[hfelton]

Is she trying to push the girl off the table?

[LNDmuse]

when she's massaging in the begining, I thought she was trying to push the girl off the table, cause I had no volume on.

[Puffacidicdope]

this was the first massage i learned to do

[IguanaBananaTV]

cat giving a massage to another cat! lool!

/watch?v=SAjfJ3LzYhA&feature=c­hannel_video_title

[TheWowseb]

I fell asleep during the 1st minute...

[yunhangkit]

a little after 2 minutes in, the video becomes the sideboob hour

[Hickeydog2365]

@yunhangkit I hope it didn't turn you on, because that's MY sideboob.

[MrArkadhar]

okay, turn off the sound and just watch it with the audio transcribe...

monstrous amounts of hilariousity

[chad2CCC]

Anyone else see the cat or am I going insane?

[lkjhb1]

0:00 a cat!!!!!!!

[wildwyomingmountains]

I like those last two opposite side of the body at the shoulders moves, Thanks.

[Zhmyaka]

very useful video! thanks so much for posting, it really helps to learn the technique

[AlexDeLarqe]

welcome to the peter griffin side-boob hour

[mykylc]

08:43 "with mister mcveigh here in hand..." hahahaha!

[Destiny3231]

from minnesota all the way down to say who won...oh gosh

[Mamda07]

I like this video. It is relaxing but the creaking floor in the background is super annoying.

[localSickened]

do you do penis massages?

[99gracie]

holy shit cat... oh what did that oldie say

[McQDan2013]

what with the cat the first half second?

[RockinRose119]

Does that person (kristen i think?) know what she is showing everyone?

[RockinRose119]

IT IS A GIRL....HOW DOES IT NOT HURT?

[blink234234234]

sideboob FTW!

[mykylc]

the plan on the table a smile disease

[Cervy18]

@mykylc enough to cover means higher taxes

[mykylc]

meow.

[tsirko1990]

there is a kitty at the start!

[itgirlxragdoll]

Terrible body mechanics.

[kitsundesu]

Wow: this feels good just watching. The human brain is amazing!

[Zelgerath01]

i feel sorry if a def man watched this vid and he turned on the captions

[bestmassages]

I've just added this clip to my site: bestmassages dot co dot uk. I'm creating a compilation of all the most relaxing clips we can find. If you like these kind of clips, you find plenty more on there.

I feel I should also add that there are no adverts on the site, so this isn't spam! :)

[superuglyman888]

lol, alan missiles

[donnad23]

these massages feel so good! i had my first a couple months ago and i will be a long time customer :)

[spanish111japan]

1:35

North korea is now going to buy alan missiles

[steverino218]

And this is an awesome massage you can tell by how graceful her movements are

[Jojahohononona]

Nobody in sweden knows what swedish massage is....! We just find it weird that you americans call it that.

[gromgardenlor]

@Jojahohononona klart som fan vi vet vad "swedish massage" är

[Jojahohononona]

@gromgardenlor Massage ja, men ingen benämner ju den som "svensk". Massage finns ju över hela världen och om inte svenskar reflekterar över att det skulle vara nåt genuint svenskt, så behöver ju inte amerikaner göra det heller.

[rosesharktanker]

@Jojahohononona Hi there, we call it Swedish Massage in America because Pehr Henrik Ling was the pioneer that us Americans got that massage technique from - Pehr Henrik Ling was from Sweden and was a physical therapist, developer and teacher of Swedish medical-gymnastics. Look him up and read about him. That's why we call it Swedish massage, but we really should call it Ling massage or simply lymphatic massage. It is sort of an archaic term!!

[Swedeandtasty]

@Jojahohononona In Sweden we call it "klassisk massage" but inte the rest of the world they call it Swedish because of the swedish man who invented it.

Klassisk massage ÄR svensk massage bara det att vi döpt det annorlunda.

[keehn20]

I'm a guy and if I was doing this I would have to really watch how close I was getting to the breast area. When she first starts, she's pretty much touching the side of the breast. For guys, that's what we call a law suit.

[JWKittycat1991]

okay first of all she draped was wrong, for the drape u need to tuck in the sides where the hip is so that the sheet doesnt fall 2nd her stances was all wrong & a lot of her moves was all wrong to im going to school for this & we just got done w/ back & glute, legs & feet 

[latashalizama]

@JWKittycat1991 i have been a massage therapist for 3 years and you will come to find out that as you become more independant your stances, draping, and technique will change ...what you are learning now are only the basics to get you started!

[steverino218]

@JWKittycat1991 Your a douche bag, nothing has to be by the book , whatever feels good feels good. My freind gets so called proffesionaly massaged and tells me im way better than the place she goes. I'd wipe my ass with your certificate and a pat on the back. The effects of massage and accupuncture are hyped of for the most part. Have fun in school learning names of muscles and bones queer.

[Dualhammers]

@steverino218 He is queer because he is learning the terminology of the body? 

Are all doctors queer?

[unholypenguin4]

@steverino218

well it can be a mental thing too.. its like how a girl will be ok swallowing a guys cum who she is mad in love with but it is discusting for anyone else.

[KATOMATE01]

is this a kitty massage!

[gregclarkey]

side boob!

[Mr2002MustangGT]

It's kind of stupid that you need school for this. My ex gave me massages all the time. All she did was move her hands around my back in random ways and it felt awesome. Pretty stupid you need to be certified to give massages.

[shannamusic88]

squeaky ass bed

[notredamske]

@shannamusic88 think its the floor :p

[slatertots017]

i c4n haz kitt3h?

[tyciol]

This is the first time I have seen this oscillation technique in a massage tutorial video, thank you for demonstrating it. My only experience in oscillation until now was the swinging back and forth on inversion, but I see it has many uses in therapy.

[frt777]

Dont forget to massage the boobs.

[mrerickipod12]

@frt777 grow up

[psquirt]

Why is there a cat in the begining hahaha

[RebelHQ]

wow, that looks so relaxing 

[39cramps]

what she cold a swedish massage we here germany cold a california massage.

have nothing to do with the system the swedish guy ling was teaching but nothing

[39cramps]

what she cold a swedish massage we here germany cold a california massage.

have nothing to do with the system the swedish guy ling was teaching but relly nothing

[LEON13858]

thanks for the video .im doing a course of this at college and this really helped.

[paintball626]

sideboob...

[mrerickipod12]

@paintball626 wow mature

[cutiemuffins]

Look at the logo on her shirt! Is she from the island from lost?!

[tomtom2k707]

if ya cant do this ur a rehab....(Danielle) :D:D

[plasticbubbles1]

I agree watching relaxes me deeply. It's soothing especially if their voice is relaxing.

[Emerald1323]

I know, i want a back massage now too!

[lmacdonald78]

what was with the cat? :)

[ChicLMT]

The body mechanics are horrible. At this rate you won't be massaging very long. :/

[MadisonLindley]

My favourite part of this video was the cat :D

[SuperBabu321]

I thought I saw a pussycat.

[DemonicSymphonic]

mmmm mmmmm  mmmm

[TreacleMary]

Gluteal Cleavage = Bum Crack

[theamadecasa68]

More hilarious if you set the translation into Spanish... es muy gracioso... frases como " estamos pensando en Miami es el asesino ver cómo nuestros hijos sandra escotilla" o "eso no es suficiente transbordador espacial"...jajaja...

But the massage is excellent, at least...

[indrogenesis]

why it's called swedish?

[BECKYT93]

@indrogenesis maybe because its swedish

[Loopy390]

@BECKYT93 maybe...LOL

[MsXxKaibaXx]

very cool

[ilovefrankandbeans]

nice side boob

[dart558]

If you turn on Transcribe Audio, you will see hilarity.

[Hoboscouts]

@dart558 that is hilarious

[gumbionics]

@dart558 Ladies.....see......yes.

LOLOLOLOL.

[XDcody]

@dart558 1:42 "you know it's coming.. riots.. it's on.."

[throbbin87]

@dart558...OMG that is hysterical! Gentle but!

[cammph]

@dart558 hahaha, has someone purposely written it, if not googles transcribe audio needs some MAJOR reworking

[Gravedig00]

@dart558

6:42 - we have a very nice north Korea, LOL!

[marrowax]

is that really a massage. it looks like u just rub her back. hahahahaha thats not the proper way how to do the swedish massage

[MyChici]

iam learning swedish massaga also, but is difrent.

swedish is more long strokes..........

[BrokenHero232]

Check out THAT side boob.

[Persayal]

Her voice sounds a lot like Jane Lynch's voice *___* Makes this massage even better =)

[Nikoliaz]

I think she'd rather have her "gleutial cleavage" showing than her boob.

[snehesten]

It looks really nice but I couldn't find anyone doing "swedish massage" here in stockholm

[Salakyi]

@snehesten

I know. It's actually very famous in USA and Asia. Also in France and the UK.

Howeve, it's not as famous in Sweden for some reason.

[ant8tfive]

the gluetial cleavage?

the crack of her ass

[clownie86]

i'm from sweden and this is sooo not a swedish massage!! damnit if your gonna do a swedish massage do it right!!!!

[ant8tfive]

i imagine they just call it a massage in sweden

[nafsoprano]

this isnt a swedish massage, she's feeling her up SOOO much :|

[Dandaprtyman]

You must b a tool! She is so doing a massage. I'm a CMT.(17 yrs) This is made for instruction... you DUMB ASS! That is the beginning to relax and get the person familiar with your touch. It's called an Efflorage. Get your facts straight b4 you open that BLOW HOLE of yours.

[prisoner694]

@Dandaprtyman whoah! It's great to see such passionate responses! hahaha I suppose it would supremely irritate a man of your experience to have to read the crap that some people post on youtube about videos, but rise above it, it'll only give you a headache ;) Although that crap that nafso was saying did definitely needed to be responded to, I think :)

[prisoner694]

@Dandaprtyman so where do you practice, anyway? I'm a CMT too, and always like to have good CMT's giving me massages too, and since you obviously know what you're talking about, I think I'd like a massage from you. I'm in Brisbane. Any good?

[kojisitikurac]

this is anything but swedish massage... It's not even close to it... another americanized ... something...

It's not bad... but it's also not what sweds do...

[XarraX9009]

Sorry to burst your bubble nut this is a swedish massage and who made you the allknowing alfred. get your facts straight next time before you blabber.

May not be a total swedish but 90% of it is so be quiet and enjoy. TBH I whish I was lying on that table I could do with a massage

[Dandaprtyman]

That is the begiining getting the client familiar with your touch. Sweedish Massage is kinda free flow body rubbing.Created by the Massage Therapist

[deejayengen]

good for valentines day :) thanks

[Vee57]

wow..thank you!

[69suckone]

boob i saw a nipple

[tonhard64]

I aM told because of the guy that is supposed to have invented it. I believe it was Per Heinrik Ling

[minijeppe]

Oh ok.. kinda weird anyway

[orenco]

You ain't so bright are you?

[MrSHIZZLE4u]

I slip my finger in her asshole

[mebalina]

I like the kitty at the very beginning.

[sminthian]

What's up with that squeaky table? That would drive me crazy if I was getting a massage there....

[Imtehbestz]

Swedish people know a "swedish massage" as a CLASSIC MASSAGE (Klassisk massage)

[emiblash19]

im swedish... wtf is a swedish massage?

[Imtehbestz]

It's an awesome massage, basically. Swedish massage uses five styles of long, flowing strokes to massage. The five basic strokes are effleurage (sliding or gliding), petrissage (kneading), tapotement (rhythmic tapping), friction (cross fiber) and vibration/shaking.

[kakamorak]

im swedish and i think that massage is rather big here.... i mean im 12 and i get to learn massage in school and..... yeah

[thuggoe]

the audio is not good

[Blademasta989]

glutteal cleavage. thats all the wisdom i have for you all today. Glutteal Cleavage.

[luckylojsan]

And by the way...I can´t not say this...If I were Peter Griffin I would say..."Check out that sideboob" =P No offense..just had to say it =P

[martyhormillosa]

@luckylojsan wahahahhahaha sideboob :)

[luckylojsan]

Just had too =)

[luckylojsan]

What is this swedish massage? I´m from sweden and I have never heard that there are a specific swedish massage...just massage kind of, and thai massage...well well

[mattiasbox]

@luckylojsan

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[mattiasbox]

@luckylojsan It is referred to as classic massage in sweden (klassik massage). People outside Sweden i.e Americans etc refer to it as Swedish massage like Danes (pastry), that are referred to as "wienerbröd" in sweden you get the picture?

[luckylojsan]

kind of...

[shantetree]

I'm a massage therapist and it's actually hard for me to do nothing but Swedish techniques in a full hour massage session. I usually mix my massages up with other modalities such as trigger point, shiatsu and craniosacral. This video helped me a lot... Thank you.

[rcflybry]

You can tell that this woman has talent. Relaxing enough just to watch. To experience has to be nothing short of magic.

[joker666dead]

maybe she's on heroine

[kemekat]

damn, makes me want a massage!!

[bonesintheriver]

lmao cat

[naruto071980]

I'm learning it completely differently than this at my school.

[Cocteau120]

You know what would be hilarious? If right when that cat flashes at first, you hear this black guy's voice saying, "Yo, bitch!"

[naruto071980]

Maybe like Dave Chappelle? "I'm rich bitch!"

[Cocteau120]

Because that's funny, dog! I'm black, so I like black voices!

[thompson0711]

same here. im black, and i took NO offense to that joke. i LOLed.

everything isn't about race people. let's stop dwelling on the past and learn to laugh at ourselves every once in a while. this isn't directed to you Cocteau120. lol

[pjk2070]

I like just watching these videos.  Helps me to relax!! I have watched Victoria Sprigg also. She has a great voice.

[m52spy]

oh, i need a swedish massage! i'm needing it! My body aches from hard manual work.

[Dutchley]

I was this, thinking: "Lucky gal!" Watching people get massages relaxes me.

[MaRiORuIz1984]

i thought i was the only one hehe i almost fall asleep watching this :)

[EriumKross]

I'm glad to know I'm not the only one.

[TheMasIncorporated]

@Dutchley Me too! i think its the same reason we get scared at horror films, human reaction.

[gizmobounce]

The model's hair looks like Popeye's girlfriend Olive Oil

[luvmemovie]

well she sure is not in proper stance, she suppose to be in horse and archer stance so she wont but stress on her back

[BenMoss81]

dang after i massaged that girl, i'd wake her up by putting my XXXX in her lol

[bartholomew313]

I keep getting distracted by wanting to pull down that blanket and smacking her fat ass!

[QueenIsLove39]

lol at the cat

[QueenIsLove39]

shes gonna push her off

[mrstrings2006]

Just watching this puts me to sleep. Throw in some soft music, and I'm done.

[fsolaruslux]

ok the squeaking table is a little off putting.

[hxcbbygirl]

I was thinking that.

[Frater8]

model looks like my ex gf Tina

[9DarkBlack]

so did not know my ass had clevage....wow i learned sum thing new thx lol

[m14g]

i dont like the beginning of the massage

[Erinwolfrus]

Just CAT out of nowhere.

[cresencios]

Exelente, gracias.

[3r1ko]

why do they call it "Swedish" massage?

have never herd of it? XD

[xXNiku]

In Sweden this is a ''normal'' massage. So therefore, Swedish Massage.

(okej, jag har heller ingen aning, jag kollade på wikipedia)

[RocketshipRadios]

Oh, so thats were my cat is :)

[NicholasSkiles]

I liked the cat at the very very beginning. :D

[mrstefan22]

Bahahahahahahahahahahah!

[Bullen934]

To all swedes Swedish massage is called Classic massage in Sweden.

[superuglyman888]

what do they call new york cake in new york?

[Br0wn5ug4r]

Classic cake? xD

[koml3uch4]

freedom cake

[SweetKizzies72]

is this massage the best massage you can get if you have back pains?

[Dandaprtyman]

No... You need more specific area's worked on. It can help. All massage does but if you have specific ailling... Then you write me back and I'll help.

[spike1386]

Lol, what the hell is with the cat at the starting?

[D]

Sideboob! Sideboob! Sorry, I couldn't resist. XD