Dilbert Cartoon 01X04- The Takeover - part 1/3

[dsagentutube]

this show is so brilliant.

[XLRO8]

that car has alot of tires

[RenegadeFury]

path-e-tech

[mcspartan660]

who else reads the comics and saves the dilbert strip for last?

[jimbopumbapigsticks]

Wish I had a de-trafficator. I always seem to get stuck behind somebody like that asshole in the red car.

[shenloken2]

When Dogbert mentioned how the Chinese had two meanings for the word crisis (Danger and Opportunity) : it reminded me of Homer Simpson calling it "Crisitunity."

[SatyrLOL]

LOL PATH-E-TECH

[Darkstar263]

Can't believe I overlooked this series when I was younger. Bloody funny

[MegaPanzers1]

I've always wondered... Is Dogbert Dilbert's pet, or is Dilbert's Dogbert's pet

[patu8010]

The de-trafficator could become a hit product. I'd buy one

[NeptuneMS385]

I don't know what's more sad, the fact that the guy keeps getting out of the car and getting back in, or the fact that he can't make that shot.

[finnishnin]

I want a De-Trafficator

[PikolUploader]

patethech management xD

[shaq565]

Hilarious!

[speedenforcer918]

2:07 LMAO

[Shicbs]

For anyone who didn't get it..

Path-E Management

+ E-Tech

= Path-E-Tech Managment, which is spelled, Pathetich Management.

[shaq565]

2:09 - 2:35 - Crap!

[Tman545380]

catbert should be on more

[Armalizilto]

What is the De-Trafficator you may ask? It's a thing that makes traffic... well I ain't gonna spoil it! Once you see what it does, then you'll know.

Don't bother replying to me about what it does exactly, because I already know.

[jmbladesnake]

The de-traffic missile piece was pure epicness. 

[xDyNaZtY]

- People are basically good.

- NO ! NOO OHH ! HELP ME !!!!

[Ichigo9913]

this show is the reason i hate office jobs

[zitalee2]

ha ha pathetic management

[bakugan1090]

me too

[Dms12444]

"Now whats the name of the company we work for?"

"Well, we were called Pathway Electronics, then we merged with E-Tech management. Now I guess were Path-E-Tech management."

LOL

[thingsdie9]

Path-E-Tech management=Pathetic management.lmao.

[t3rr411]

The best idea Ever: the missile machine 2.0

[TheMutantZone]

The opening was awseome!

[Dsl1640]

Constant predicaments when you are in fucking Rush Hour around the globe.

[HamsterAtDawn]

This is a good one, the whole opening sequence had me rofling.

[astrangeone]

I would love a traffic de-traffic-dezier. :D

[gonepishing]

@astrangeone i would love an anti-decraffic-izer

[MASTURCHEEF001]

ROFLMAO!!!!!

this would be the perfect time to field test this thing

[radiofiendify]

"Get rich or Get Out of My Way-Investing Dogbert Style."

Seems to pretty much sum up what happened at Enron.

[AllenbysEyes]

"Please don't hurt me is not attitude. It's an invitation to get capped."

[Coecoo]

@AllenbysEyes "Quote from video we all just watched"

[AllenbysEyes]

@Coecoo Very perceptive of you.

[ARodriguez258]

7:13

JHP, and so does Alice, apparently.

[nUaSvAy]

Why is his tie always curled up?

[Blink182plus44equ226]

Because he's glad to see you.

[darkwraith100]

@nUaSvAy in the first comic strip it showed him getting dressed and he spilled something on it and it curled up then he won his house in a lottery he entered from then on he wore it  every day as his lucky tie.

[Vellisipsi]

"De-Trafficator", aka car-mounted missile :D

[riden1234567]

its like the office only funnier and more idiotic

[CipherProductions10]

lol Pathetic management

[the88thloser]

I'm going into a white collar field. I'm now concerned over this being my daily life someday as an accountant. At least Dilbert and I can both drive a stickshift lol.

[Nitocolus]

Best way to get past traffic ever.

[rock3tcat]

Path-Way + E-Tech = Pathetic... xD

[xmentosx]

The drums in the OP are legendary.

[KikiStrike78]

With a boss like Dilbert's, I'd expect a lot more papers in his wastebasket....

Love the show though. I wish I could use my Fist of Death on the assholes who dared to cancel it!

[RileyRichardz]

A TV in a cubicle? I thought that wasn't allowed...

[XlansteelX]

God that intro never ever what-so-ever gets old.

[zorokid]

dogbert for president

[generalzetta]

I want to work for the Dogbert Consulting Company

[DZoneTV]

2:10 lol & wtf!

[ExcaliburTheory]

"Idiots shouldn't have money"

I didn't know this was a political cartoon XD

[vtjakiela]

"how much signal i need to turn 6 lanes? no signal? ok good luck everybody else"

[ItachiCosplay]

well i guess their new company name is truthful...

[ottselguy]

If anything its the most honest name in buisness !

[gunnyification]

i cant beleive they cancelled this.

im so pissed about it.

[mattrideout]

That's UPN for you. They got their hands on the likes of this and Star Trek. Now no Dilbert or Star Trek (or UPN for that matter)

[tiagom135]

@gunnyification cancelled like 10 years ago :D.

[mrfivegold]

@gunnyification Matt (created the Simpsons) Greoning owns the production company that owns the campanies that produce for Fox, the rest are owned by Skull. Matt is like the Bill Gates of Adult cartoons you can't make it off the ground without him, and he keeps shit shows alive while buying out and destroying classic shows like Clone High, Undergrads, Dilbert, Duckman, and whatever he can get his hands on to increase his own cartoons ratings. I am suprised no one mentioned it before.

[DoverBroadcasting]

@gunnyification Blame Shasta McNasty, the show that UPN placed before it in Dilbert's second season.

[sm21454]

"I guess we're now Path-E-Tec management." lol

[thegreatcheesedemon]

Pathetic Management LOL

[Laddre]

haha pathetech haha

[animefan809]

i want the car missle lol

[Techgirl10FFN]

Doesn't everybody? :)

[animefan809]

ya lol that would be sweet, fuck bumper cars just mount a gattling gun on a pickup and put it against a porche with duel rocket launchers XD ROAD RAGE!!!

[roombafan56001]

Love the dilbert sieries

[perksy10001]

fuck i love having fast internet, yahhh

[roflcopter871]

path-e-tech company!! lol

[nadiavos]

i love the evolution of dilbert in the opening credits...but why is that green dinosaur wearing sneakers? :)

[camarro88]

He's Bob The Dinosaur, a character in the comic series and show.

[Bakujin619]

That's a character later in the series.

[Brooks1x1]

time is ni. and also i guess i do call wally the nikname is waly with one l too

[ironmaiden12111]

LOL when they blew up the cars and made pathway= O this show is awsome!!!

[CommanderLightning]

If that was MY car they tried to wreck with that rocket, I would've sent the Blitz Security Police to have the two bound, gagged, and tied up to the toll booth with wire, then have them beaten, pistol-whipped, then TASERED to the point of unconsciousness. Then we would have their CAR IMPOUNDED.

[meanda56]

.....Wow.... It's a cartoon?

[laserdamsel]

dude chill...tisnt real...

[interpolluter29]

Then again if you spent more than 5 minutes tossing a dime in there holding up traffic, so would they.

[RedMoonAi]

''idiots shouldnt have money''

yeah wonder what happens if that happens.

[ottselguy]

the economy of today is a good example of when idiots have money

[Shadyhunter04]

It's not idiots, it's rent seeking assholes who take advantage of idiots. The idiots are merely a front.

[burningpig102]

That opening title sequence is trippy.

[firerzero]

i need a De-traffic! for my car lol

[qwexas]

Another problem besides traffic about all working at once is that if you want to get business done, like go to the bank, it's only open when you're at work.

[RiseOfAxle]

path - e - tech lol :P

[00mattinator00]

I wanted to scream at 2:20.

[horizonflyer9]

lmao the first part was hilarious!!!

[Gwainafair]

LOL, De-traffic!

5/5!

[nintendude4199]

i wonder where one might buy the de-traffic jam program

[horizonflyer9]

i know i want one!

[nintendude4199]

it would save so much time

[ShiningStarManga]

One person I've yet to see in this series is Tina the Tech Writer.

[skaman125]

greatest opening ever!!

[peacereaper24601]

path-e-tec management. brilliant.

[dorkssux]

must use detrafficter on 4kids

[dorkssux]

i want that rocket of dilbert's

[camel789000]

now thats what "I" call a traffic jam

[masterjon3]

how many people do u think he killed?

[yourevor]

PathE-Tech manegment lol.

[MooTubeProductions]

Peth-E-Tech aka Pethetic

[janetjw]

You mean... Pathetic?

[NorseRonin]

haha, path-e-tech management LMAO. this show is just awesome, i can't believe it got canceled so early :(

[deora2dude]

that green volkswagon is like nervesend from freakazoid, its pretty much waldo, i counted it five times in this episode :)

[gelluper]

Why does Dilbert's body look like a giant ass?

[GeneralZugg06]

dude, i want a detrafficator!

[nahedh]

lol best episode part ever.

[TheSpive120]

love this one

[bluesenight]

i was looking for this show every where, i cant belive im found it on youtube 5/5

[Sowhostoknow]

The guy taking shots at the toll with coin is my hero

[Jadem131]

YEP!!! Hes a lol and a half =P

[gelluper]

Are you gunna post season 2 as well?

[elphenom9]

path-e-tech lol!

[IndyX]

This episode has the best opener.

[eatfirejones]

Wish I had a se-trafficer!

[franart2]

hahaha, dilbert is great!!!!

[Kirleyhair]

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