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  • adorable, check out my video/channel!

  • bulldogs have so much character

  • animal rights and all that

  • Is there really a comment about animal cruelty on this video? where the hell do you idiots come from? Is there some kind of club you all meet up at and discuss how you can try to ruin cute pet videos?

  • @Prinzpoldi1985 yeah they call it Peta...

  • @lilmit16 PETA? you mean People Eating Tasty Animals?

  • Crab @ 00:50: "I SQUISH YOUR HEAD!!!"

  • dogs like "whoa what the fuck! That rock can move?! What the hell r those claw thngs!? Fuck that! Nuh uh. Not in my house!"

  • All you people talking about animals rights and stuff. Shut up, if you really cares about the any kind of animals you wouldn't waste your time on YouTube talking smack to someone else over the Internet about how you "feel" about animal rights.. Actions speak louder than words my friends....... Secondly I don't think crabs could hear a dogs bark. Thirdly the crabs don't know what the hell is going on. And lastly to the person filming I hope you enjoyed the crab with lemon and some butter......

  • Animals i feel so bad i turned this off.Those crabs have a brain and a heart who knows what they think feel.they have a hard enough time the way they are cooked no need to torture them before hand.

  • @TheDizzydiana Do you think the ocean is a delightful place where all the sea critters hold hands and dance around singing about peace?

    No, the ocean is a cold cruel place where you are very likely to be eaten at any moment. If you want to talk torture when otters get their hands on crabs they beat them against rocks until their meat is exposed and then tear it out bit by bit.

    Sitting on a kitchen floor while a weird land beast sniffs you is hardly considered cruel in retrospect .

  • @BlackValleyRequiem I know,not stupid can't be bothered arguing

  • @TheDizzydiana trololol

  • @BlackValleyRequiem if you say so

  • Do you have a part 2 ?? This is so cute!! Be well.... Rhonda

  • Love it, my dogs r crazy like that too!

  • Synthethic meat is what we need. Humanism should works both sides. Hunting and breeding for meat - it is barbarism.

  • @nikstefonov Ever heard of in vitro meat? Ever head of stem cells? Well they can take adult stem cells from the animal itself and literally grow muscle. So when you say synthetic meat what you're referring to is in vitro meat. Which is how we're going to feed our meat addiction within the next decade. Cause I agree the slaughter of millions and millions animals every year is inhumane. So i fully support in vitro meat and I'd eat it too. Same thing just grown differently is all.

  • Crab: Oh crab the last thing we need to see is your ugly face

  • crabs were not impressed

  • boozer lol lol i love it what a name for a dog! what a way to freak out your dog

  • crabs face '-'

  • shotguns and humans all win lolz

  • Omg! Lmao! I'm more entertained by the verbal abuse theese guys are putting on each other. Lmbo! Thanks!

  • Hey IGNORANT ASSHOLES -crabs don't fucking sense fear because, much like you twats, they have tiny brains. FUCK I want to toss you little shits into a fucking swimming pool filled with those nasty things and let them pinch you until you until you fucking bleed to death!

  • I love dogs and I love eating crab but that shit is just plain cruel.

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  • There's people fighting over the crabs feelings in the comments.. The crab is food, I'm worried about the dog. Those crabs hurt when they pinch and that dog is all up in their business.

  • @MadTimmy Exactly what I was thinking, when the dog kept coming close and sniffing the crab I got a bit nervous.

  • Are the crabs kept as pets? 

  • the crab said get away from me dooooooooooooog!

  • ha my dalmation would be the same if he met a crab! nice video...dont know what everyone is complaining about!

  • You know, if I was going to give my whole entire fucking life up so you can stuff your face with a luxurious meal, I would expect NOT to be treated like shit during the last few hours of my life by having a giant dog bark at me and possibly torture / physically hurt me for your selfish amusement. I feel straight up sorry for those poor crabs. Even serial killers get better respect before their execution. Who ever the camera guy was is a piece of fucking shit, and probably is a serial killer.

  • @IIxWOLFxII Lol really? Crabs? Dude, they're spiders of the ocean, fuck them. To assume you have the same consciousness as a crab is pretty ridiculous... but hey "everything has feelings" right? Haha, keep living in that dream buddy.

  • @IIxWOLFxII Do you have those same gay ass feelings for bugs or animals that are ugly to you? Probably not so why the fuck are you making a rant over crabs but not animals that are painfully killed each day like mice or spiders or bugs?

  • @Stickman470 Actually, I raise wolves that have been abandoned and injured by hunters who are not supposed to kill them for over 10 years. I work at Wolf Mountain Sanctuary (Istas is my wolf) and have been advocating for animal rights since I was 12, while you were wanking off over the keyboard with your snide small time comments on a website called YouTube, so please - get your head out of your ass, you narcissistic prick!

  • @IIxWOLFxII You didn't answer my question, but thanks for the shitty little comment about your life which frankly I wasn't asking about and didn't care about. I'll just believe everything you said since I really don't want to and don't have the time to think and say anything besides, I don't care about anything besides what we were actually talking about.

  • @IIxWOLFxII Fuck you, CUNT. I hope those wolves turn on you one day and chew your ass alive! btw you quivering little CUNT -you're the one who suffers from narcissism. You think you're oh-so-special because you CLAIM to raise abandoned/injured wolves. You're as full of shit as Obama. Again, twat, FUCK YOU.

  • @cincyblows Better to think I'm special by doing something unique. What's so unique about your child raping ass on YouTube spreading your sexual frustration for all to see. Better buy a house with a view of a school you sick motherfucker. Obama..what the fuck? What the fuck does Obama have to do with a dog and two crabs...Oh yeah, you need him to be re-elected so you can stay off the sex offender's register. LMAO, you're such a dumb ass chestered cunt. I'll feed you to my wolves cunt, any day.

  • @IIxWOLFxII Hey asshole -your string is showing. Again.

  • @IIxWOLFxII haha awesome!

  • @Stickman470 Because he's as full of shit as an asshole can possibly be.

  • @IIxWOLFxII I thoroughly agree with you! Loved your statement! The thing with damn humans is that they feel like they own the world and as long as they feel bliss, everything else can suffer. I wish I could make a research to find out how many people think like you and me and conclude if our species is worth living on the planet we have been destroying. Disgusting!

  • @NadiaVMful We are the intelligent species. We are dominant. As the dominant species we get food quicker and we get more of it. If monkeys were dominant then they would do the exact same thing but they're cannibals so it will never happen. If crabs were dominant they would the exact same thing even though they never have been and never will be. Do you not get the life cycle for the dominant species and the lesser species? It's the way the world was meant to be, one powerful species, many lesser.

  • @Stickman470 I agree that we are the dominant species. As to being the most intelligent... I'm not sure. If we were that intelligent we would think that could have been us in the position of the crab. I'm not saying we all have to be vegetarians, even though we do go overboard with the meat consumption, but at least don't fuck with your food that also feels. Just think: IT COULD HAVE BEEN YOU. Would you like it? There are ways to kill an animal without causing too much pain.

  • @NadiaVMful That's just the way the world is and there's nothing we can do to change it. Can insects feel things? Someone in the past told me they had no feelings at all.

  • @Stickman470 With insects and other such species by feelings I mean pain, fear and other similar states of mind. I'm not saying they feel love for their soul mate, even though you never know... And I know there is nothing we can do about it. It all starts in the family at a young age. After that it's a lost cause to try to change someone... There are way worse things than the crab story. I guess we just have to live with it and help whoever we can help. The world is rotten.

  • @Stickman470 This has always been debated within biology but recent evidence suggests they do experience pain but not in a similar way as do vertebrates. Insects do not have nociceptors endings associated with their nervous system; their nervous system is structured very different but that does not mean they do not feel pain in a different way.

  • @Stickman470 I, for one, will welcome our new crab overlords(if it ever happens)

  • @FluffyMuffins70 CITIZEN SNIPS!!!

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  • @IIxWOLFxII shut the fuck up and go cry to your momma you spermburper

  • @IIxWOLFxII What's the matter bitch -your tits all sensitive and shit?

  • @IIxWOLFxII You are a fucking retard it is a crab. Animals in the wild do shit like this all the time. Go eat some granola and shut the fuck up you sissy fuck. By the way I am about to go deer hunting asshole.

  • @DD7419 I hope you trip in the woods and your gun goes off and you shoot your toe off, you backwoods, redneck, chest-thumpin' neanderthal. And I'm quite serious, by the way. Then,when you are laying in the woods in pain from your bloody blown off toe - I hope a huge stag comes up and tramples your chest in. That's what you deserve.

  • @IIxWOLFxII LOL. What the actual fuck. Are you impaired? First off; the dog wasn't tearing the crabs apart. Even if it was, I would feel a little bad about it, but it's not like he set up the dog up against a kitten. Your ideology is so stupid it hurts. You can't compare a serial killer to this, you fucking idiot. Serial killers mindless people that have a NEED and WANT to hurt others. You're the piece of shit for being so dumb and narrow-minded.

  • What A SLOW PAINFUL DEATH for this crabs :( i hope you get skinned alive.

    ....dear santa....

  • Noone has commented on what the bulldog is wearing? I find that hilarious! Very cute - my dog wouldn't be caught dead in that. Oh yes and i agree with everyone that it's cruel but lets not harp on about the seriousness of it - far worse acts are committed towards animals for us all to form a youtube mob and berate the uploaders of this video.

  • WHERE THE FUCK IS PETA THAS ANIMAL TORTURE ????? LOL

  • What a beautifull dog!

  • if you're going to eat those poor forsaken crabs , just do it. Why would you make them suffer anymore from placing them on a BBQ half cooked I presume and terrorising them by a dog [even though he's adorable..I just love that breed] and having them suffer a little more...just my opinion. This is cruel..

  • What are the crabs names, Mr. Yummy and Mrs. Delicious?

    I did (nearly) the same thing with a giant lobster and my friends' cat. He really didn't know what to make of "Pinchy"

  • Just fyi, it makes for worse meat when the animal is previously frightened before death.

  • I disliked it becuase it's cruel.

  • @TheHenLover dude, grow up. they are crabs.

  • that would be funny if they cooked the dog and fed him to the crabs

  • "....I peench...." :-)

  • are those crabs alive?

  • @agagorska  is that a serious question?

  • i gess he's saying cook the crabs i want sea food.

  • wow talk about stupid and cruel humans. crabs, lobsters have a right to life and to be free just like dogs

  • @dingoprairie crabs lobsters have the right to be eaten.

  • @deathjoker666 I would gladly defend lobsters with my life, so watch out..

  • 50 people have crabs.

  • BullDog-Hey! wanna play wanna play huhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh?

    Crab-OMG...please...shut up...its bad enough i'm gonna die but now i that i'm stuck with a chattering dog for the last five minetes...

  • ... respect your food, man.

  • Who cares about those hellish crustaceans?

  • why is everyone feeling bad for the crabs, they are disgusting little creatures...

  • @cwbytank I feel bad for the crabs because they are living breathing creatures. It is fine for these people to eat them as I have nothing against people who do eat meat. However, I feel for all creatures whether it is a crab or a dog- all animals are wonderful to me!

  • The people who dislike this are probably grass eating PETA members.

  • @Wakkajakka Just so you know not all vegetarians are members of PETA and I dare say I have never eaten grass in the 11 years I have been a vegetarian.

  • @VegetarianDancer

    I've been a Vegetarian for 5 years. I'm talking about PETA members. PETA is out to remove pets from our homes, and euthanize them, because they don't find any human responsible enough to take care of animals because of the over population of animals in shelters. That's what I was saying.

  • I don't care for crushedasians much either.

  • They like... Please! Just let me die... )))

  • lol, the crab looked like it flicked the bull dog off at 0.51

  • I like her little outfit. It's cute.

  • Awww, that was so cute!!

  • I was just a little nervous that they'd nip his nose or something...otherwise I find this hilarious

  • Did ya mama ever teach you not to play with your food?

  • i would be too scared to put them around my dog

  • hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhah­ha

    

  • Living toys! REJOYCE!

  • XD :D

  • My God! That Dog has crabs!!!

  • Very funny :)

  • i do not like this the dog might get its nose clawed :(

    

  • I assume crabs don't get fed for real because those looked like some energy deficient animals. Because I feel like if they had some energy they shoulda snapped at the dog. Then again, I don't really hang out with crabs very often, just the occasional frolic around the neighborhood.

  • I dont like how Americans boil crabs alive, they boil chickens alive too

  • @xoxoxRSxoxox Uh, no we don't. We also boil lobsters... something against that?

  • @cscboulder11 why dont you step into a tub of boiling water and i'll ask you if theres a problem

  • @xoxoxRSxoxox You do realize that boiling water is a prety quick method right? And that there's plenty of research beind the fact that a lobster or crab's nervous system is not developed enough to register pain.

  • @cscboulder11 i just googled that and it does not seem to be true.

  • @chaos97 It's up to you what you want to believe. Personally, I don't eat fish / shellfish (not a fan of the taste), so cooking them generally doesn't affect me.

  • @xoxoxRSxoxox Actually, having raised chickens for years, I can tell you we don't boil them alive. We dip em after they die to get the feathers loose, but not while they live. Don't believe a word of what PETA says. :)

  • That's a beautiful dog. I feel bad for those terrified crabs though. Why torture them?

  • @peekaboots01 Because the adrenaline terror juices coursing through their flesh makes them taste better.

  • 32 people would rather have crabs than dogs, which those 32 people already likely have crabs.

  • i heard resident evil in the background am i correct?

  • 0:35 How Dare You! Dost Thou Challenge Me!

  • animals are no toys!

  • should have rubber banded the claws idiot

  • noooo... dont eat the crabs >:(

  • I feel bad for the crabs. They're probably going to be eaten but are going to be scared first. :(

  • @tiefroterkub The fear makes them taste better. :)

  • @tiefroterkub those crabs would make him cry once he gets caught in those claws :/

  • @tiefroterkub crabs arent capable of being "scared"

  • @TheScorpionSage yes they are. they are animals. they have the capability of being scared just like us. if you were observant, you would see they have their claws out and ready to defend themselves. this act shows they are fearful and feel the need to protect themselves.

  • @GenerallyAnnoying they pervieve it as a threat, theyre not scared, if they were scared they would be moving away from the dog which is obviously not the case, I study arthropods.

  • @TheScorpionSage i dont really care either way, but i thought i would point out that you actually contradicted your 1st post saying that they are incapable of being scared.

  • @GenerallyAnnoying fuck my keyboard i meant percieve not pervieve

  • @tiefroterkub are you seriously feeling bad for a damn crab ?

  • @kasaper Crab, Dog, Cat, Bird - where is the difference? Life is Life.

  • Good thing that dog isnt allergic to crabs, not like me. :(

  • Poor crabs

  • this is what is aid when i saw the crabs: HOLY MOLY THERE ALIVE AUGHHHHHH!!!!!! 

  • I love how dogs fake they are brave when scared! XD

  • Can the crabs just die with some god damn dignity poor things are already going to be boiled alive. Apparently extra torture before hand is necessary.

  • @AtticusDoodlePoo I completely agree with you

  • @AtticusDoodlePoo I didn't know barking and sniffing tortured crabs......

    I guess I should stop yelling at my pet crab or he'll die right?

  • @cleve101 Why are you randomly yelling at crabs that's silly. You need to go to the Doctor, yelling at them isn't going to make them go away.

  • @AtticusDoodlePoo Well your claim is that this dogs barking and sniffing is torture..... Does that characteristic not need special help?

  • @cleve101 Yes... I'm pretty sure the barking and sniffing is scaring them. I'm not a crab, but if I was... and I was taken out of the water, put on a kitchen floor after a long treturous journey and then a wild beast barked at me, I would be scared. I'm pretty sure that's why they are trying to get him with their pinchers.

  • @AtticusDoodlePoo what the hell does 'treturous' mean?

  • @shifty4play Google magic man...

  • @AtticusDoodlePoo I would have thought my sarcasm was blantantly obvious. Here, I'll make it easier. You are a retard that can't spell for shit... it's 'treacherous'

  • @shifty4play Obviously I'm not going to know you are being sarcastic if I didn't know I spelled the word wrong. In this whole giant mass of shitty spelling that is Youtube you are going to point out my word that is actually a difficult one to spell? Really? And you knew what I meant. The rest of my spelling and grammar was pretty okay compared to most. But yea... I can't, "spell for shit." Heartbroken really.

  • @shifty4play And if you want to say I can't spell for shit make sure you spell blatantly correctly ;)

  • @AtticusDoodlePoo crabs cant hear... they also do not feel pain. Their nervous system causes them to feel vibrations instead of pain... so don't worry about the crabs.

  • @erinpotter1124 That's not true. I don't know where you heard that but a simple google search will tell you otherwise, about 163,000 results stating otherwise. I believe you are getting they way they hear (via vibration, which is connected to their nervous system) confused with them feeling pain. I've kept aquariums with fish/inverts for 15 years I know they feel pain. They can also hear.

  • Boozer has the crabs.. Unless there's no leftovers.

  • crab: hey hey hey hey,,

  • Crabs are disgusting creatures. How is it that so many people are freaked out by tiny little spiders, but don't mind picking up crabs and such?

  • EEUUUGGGGH CRAB BATTLE

  • Holy crab!

  • thats not funny...you are an idiot, you pet the one and eat the other, shame on you!!!!!!!!!!!

  • please tell me you have those grabs claws banded. if they get ahold of the jowel or nose you could have a very bloody and sad bulldog on your hands

  • my bully does the same to lobsters

  • boozer is like: "hey, i ordered a steak and now i get crabs instead."

  • Crab 1: Psssssss ben theres two of us and one of it

    Ben the Crab: No the time is not now one day we will strike

  • Quit playing with my food !

  • Why do all bulldogs have the same personality? This is exactly how mine acts! So cute.

  • vraiment pas marrant. Tout être vivant mérite le respect même des crabes .Vous les avez plonger dans l'eau bouillante après puis bouffer

  • this is funny

  • HMmmmm....? Woulda thought with those righteous chompers

    your B-Dog would have just grabbed them and crushed them like pop-tarts !

  • the dogs like

    woah woah time out

    is that thing moving!!!

  • i bet you the crabs say HEY HEY HEY like in finding nemo

  • DOG: WHAT THE FUCK IS DIS AHHHHHHH

  • Aye. No one likes crabs.

  • Awesome and inspiring. I need a bulldog and some lobsters. And a tiny saddle. I wanna see if I can teach the lobsters to ride the bulldog.

  • ur bulldog has crabs?Ur bulldog must be a slut

  • i dont like my food on the floor .. come on pick it up

  • if i were the crab i'll play dead...

  • ha ha ha, good stuff!

  • If that was my dog she wouldn't have even thought about it she'd of stole one and been munching on it

  • the crab is like dont move ohh hell with this bring it on

  • thanks, very cute, made my lol 1st thing this a.m.

  • This is fabulous!

  • why would you do this? strange humour